/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oda Sakura

You know what I found out? Mano makes the best pictures.

Why do idols do this? It's a thing I've seen done dozens of times but I can never figure out from the context why they are doing it. Please help me further my understanding of God's Chosen People.

>>10434151
Because it's le epik funny maymay xbbb

I think,

>>10434151

>>10434151
>some 70's gymnast named komanechi/comaneci (sp)
>the hand is for mimicking the sexy gymnast clothes while yelling "komanechi"

t:maymay for old people

>>10434151
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/dex?qid=20080730040935AAbun63

Wait wait why is Oda the same school year as Sayashi and Zukki even though she's a year younger?

your waifu a shit

>>10434621
You think we have a waifu? AHAHA LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT HE HAS A WAIFU.

>>10434165
>>10434173
>>10434163
Are you people fucking stupid?

It's a famous gag by Takeshi Kitano

>>10434941
I think your the stupid one here anon-kun.

>>10434941
takeshi started that hand gesture because of the highleg gymnastics thing comaneci wore.

>>10434131
i thought this was common knowledge ever since her debut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POal1yUIc
Okai bending down to her producer's will

>>10435402
Gosh I hope Nakky and Okai does well. Okai has a tendency to shout rather than sing in my observation.

>>10435402
Meimi. Wat.

The best forehead.

>>10435402
Why the fuck did they add an extra spot so a MM member could join? I bet that if no one from Berryz or Smileage had made it they wouldn't have bothered.

>>10435402
maimai's chebs are swelling at a nice rate. also, what is the name of the plump one wearing the green outfit?

>>10435492
Rightly so. They wouldn't be worth a spot.
>>10435493
Tamura Meimi. I wouldn't call her plump. It's that bloody outfit.

>>10435495
Sure, because if Fat lard, Brown bitch or Moonface had gotten the spot we wouldn't have an embarrassing solo performance.

Wait, actually that would have been pretty hilarious.

so they couldn't wait for kanna and umeda to come out of make-up so they could be in this video? and was momochi missing due to her needing time to recover from the multiple injuries she's sustained?

>>10435495
cheers.

>>10435501
Fukumura can sing, Chocolate Honey is cute, but you've got a point about fat pig. Still, your "it's cool to hate" attitude is bordering H!O levels of retard.

awaiting anons angry rebuttal

>>10435502

I appear to have malicious code in some of my pictures. What should I do?

>>10435514
scan them for malicious code. i think 4chan's system throws out a lot of "false positives".

>>10435513
oppa, the tension is unbearable ^___^

>>10435504
Oh look we have a mediocrity supporter.

And man, the irony: How fucking retarded do you have to be to insult with H!O to others while saying Fukumura can sing and the repulsive Iikubo is cute?

Someone should really persuade H!P to start doing whisper/soft spoken videos.
I would love to have new musume whisper to my ears about all cute things that we will do in her bedroom.

>>10435537
Please ingest some feces.

>>10435537
Don't pick a 'side' for me. I'm just stating their pros instead of being a cunt like you. Fukumura is able to handle a note, no, a few notes, which I consider good enough for an idol. I guess calling Iikubo cute is subjective but so is calling her ugly. She's funny and the target audience find her funny.

Also, argumentum ad hominem.

>>10435562
>the target audience find her funny
Her target audience consist of queers with shit taste. It's unethical to pander to such people.

>>10435566
Still being subjective.

>>10434579
http://www.tokyo-icc.jp/guide_eng/uc/01.html

>>10435559
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD8qDSjdA
My most played berryz track

>>10435676
Does this happen in the west as well? Where I live, there are no seasons so school starts and end within the year.

>>10435677
i feel all funny. my top half feels really, really strange.

>>10435559
a new venture could be audio books and spoken word albums - as mentioned in the previous thread.

>>10435696
There are still radio shows you can listen to you know.

>>10435677
help, /g/, i feel really, really strange.

>>10435704
does the iranian looking musume read aloud the japanese translation of wind in the willows on these radio shows?

>>10435718
N-no.. I don't think so. Just to be sure, you're talking about this one right? Just look for Sato's radio appearances on the tracker I guess. Which is down for the moment I think.

>>10435743
yeah, that's her. she's going to be a cracker when she's older. beard and all.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sf8tLEpg

kudo and the tall lass also have mint speaking voices and would make me feel well odd should they pursue a career in audio books and/or spoken word.

>>10435743
>w-wait, am I missing something here? Sato's the Iranian Musume?

>>10435919
also I didnt mean to green text sorry

Would idols like Maimii and Airi make more money if they would have went into modeling instead of idoling? It would probably be a more less stressful job and would have no real required skills.
What is the average idol's salary in comparison to other workers? Would it be like working as a manager at Mcdonalds in terms of income or higher/lower?

>>10436436
mcdonald's management in the UK can get upwards of 50,000 USD or 4.6m JPY.

>>10436449
So do you think idols make less or more than that? Probably less, right?

>>10436436
They're in H!P, not Idoling.

>>10436456
their annual salary is probably on par but the extras they (hopefully) get from appearances and shit should be much higher. a top idol earning 100,000 GBP probably isn't inconceivable.

>>10436462
wait a second are you trying to trick me again?

How does it feel knowing that these young girls were forced into the industry at a young age and had their personalities morphed to fulfill the desires of their obsessive otaku fans?

Amazon.co.jp - Celebrity Photobook Ranking

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/bestselrs/books/500592/

>>10436476
Disgusting lines on her legs, would not make eye contact with.

>>10436502
>forced
Stopped reading right there.

>>10436505
Nakky has really developed into a beautiful young woman.

>>10436505
Is taking off your clothes a requirement to be a popular female?

>>10436520
Whenever I take off my clothes people scream and call the police. ;_;

>>10436520
Well don't be stupid and take it ALL off..

>>10436517
They signed away their life at a young age without having the mental capacity to do so.

>>10436525
If they wanted to quit halfway, no one's stopping them.

>>10436525
Pretty sure they can quit whenever the fuck they want. They'll just void whatever contract them had set up.

>>10436528
>>10436530
Except the fact that they will probably be raped and killed by one of their otaku fans.

>>10436534
Sure m8

I see you guys are getting raided too.
Stay strong. They'll leave or get banned sooner or later.

>>10436545
What are you talking about?

>>10436545
this happens all the time over here. i'm guessing they got bored with the minegishi stuff, etc.

>>10436545
Eh? You from the AKB thread? I blame that Minami girl for this. But it's okay, I hardly call a pathetic "troll" a raid.

>>10436554
>You from the AKB thread?

Yeah

I don't really have any knowledge of Japanese, so can you m8s help me out, please. Does Nakky have a unique way of talking? I ask because it just seems that way from how she speaks, but that might just be my imagination.

>>10436561

I can't stop looking at her lips, they're so kissable.

>>10436567
It's a shame japs have shit teeth. You'd think an idol would be afford to afford dentistry.

>>10436561
Eh, I haven't noticed it. Thanks for giving me something to do though. All I know is that Hakata dialect Reina and Erina talks in. And of course Takahashi's Fukui dialect, but that's old news.

>>10436567
I am sorry for posting distracting pictures.

>>10436572

Don't apologize. It's just more for me to fap to tonight.

>>10436570
>afford to afford
Damn, get it together jaypee.

>>10436584
That's funny considering you would never correct my grammar in real life to my face.

>>10436588
LOL XDDDD

>>10436570
some find it rather cute so the management just leave them as is for the fans

take Koharu, she went and got her buck teeth fixed right after she left Morning Musume

Michishige Sayumi - Yoshinoya's PR event 13-02-01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3IJlvcc4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HmoWUork[

>>10436683

I'm so jealous. I wish could have Sayumi serve me food.

>>10436683

Perfect XXI century geisha.
Would like to be served by.

>>10436683
you'd think h!p would have the new members do shit like this. poor sayumi.

>>10436716
It would be too stressful for Brown. Fat would just eat the food.

>>10436748
iranian, tall and kudo would all make them feel funny and :3 inside and psycho musume would probably open them up with a spoon just to have a look at their insides... maybe sayumi was the only sensible choice after all.

>>10436783
>:3
I've been rustled. Please stop ;_;

>>10436436
Implying Airi needs money.

>>10436828
Oh yea her dad is/was a Pro golfer. Well, maybe they just give her an allowance and if she wants to buy something extra she has to work for it.

>>10436783
Coming from the side a bit here. Just to clear things up. There is no consensus that Sato is the 'Iranian' Musume.

>>10436863
She's the only one I'd say that looks Iranian.

>>10436863
it's the only way i'll remeber her name. she can be romanian musume if you want.

>>10436863
I don't think Jaypee has a nickname for Sato or Sakura yet.

>>10436881
Isn't Sato DA MASAKINGDOM? Haven't seen or heard much of Oda yet so no decision until then.

>>10436881
They're a nice pair. If we're going to put a label on them I think it should be more fitting. And I have no idea what that label should be.

This looks interesting...

>>10436919
Saw it. It isn't.

>>10436919
.flv varför

>>10436863
She has the face of an 80s idol.

>>10436930
You sure? Their faces alone are making me laugh uncontrollably already.

>>10436951
Me in the bottom middle square.

>>10436908

She looks frightened.
What she saw there?

明石家さんま

『明日大阪で握手会、明後日仙台で握手会、来てね』言うて飛んできてくれなんかおらん。
彼氏かて旦那かて、そんな男おらんわ。
ファンだけなんや、 そんな我儘についてきてくれるんわ。
そやからから恋愛は絶対隠さなあかんねん。
それがファンへの礼儀や。

Anyone translation please.

>>10436960
Sanma Akashiya

I do not weave something man who flew "handshake meeting, handshake meeting, came in Sendai in Osaka tomorrow day after tomorrow," said.
Te Te or husband or boyfriend, I'm such a man does not descend.
And not just a fan, you'll come to me just like that willfully.
ねん Love is not an absolute evil does not hide from it or from.
And it is a courtesy to the fans.

>>10436908
Sato's the competitive type while Sakura really gives off a refined, polished character.
>>10436959
I think she feels threatened. But that's just my headcanon.

sakura oda = 80s musume
masaki sato = iranian musume

>>10436960
Where'd you get that from? Who's addressing who here?

明石家さんま

『明日大阪で握手会、明後日仙台で握手会、来てね』言うて飛んできてくれなんかおらん。
彼氏かて旦那かて、そんな男おらんわ。
ファンだけなんや、 そんな我儘についてきてくれるんわ。
そやから恋愛は絶対隠さなあかんねん。
それがファンへの礼儀や。

標準語 ver.

『明日大阪で握手会、明後日仙台で握手会、来てね』言って、飛んで来てく男なんかいない。
彼氏でも旦那でも、そんな男は、いない。
ファンだけです、 そんな我儘に付いて来てくれるのは。
だから恋愛は、絶対に隠さなければいけない。
それがファンへの礼儀です。

Anyone translation please.

>>10437004
Seeing as you didn't understand the first time, you aren't allowed to ask for translations on Jaypee.

>>10436993
Please keep your sandnigger fantasies at bay.

>>10436993
>>10437004

Please stop.

>>10437004
I want to try helping but tell me where this is from and who's addressing who first.

>>10437004
Hey fuck you. This is Sanma's message to AKB isn't it? I kinda have an idea what he's saying, but take these things over there please.

>>10437011
I just had to interject, Persians are mostly of Arynian descent not Arabic.

>>10436951
Only thing I liked were two rare shots of Miyabi and Risako crying.

I haven't seen Berryz members cry since 2004

>>10437111
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D0HCauTg

Risako and Captain cry during this performance.

>>10437153
Not really, more like sweat.

But I just remembered that Hawaii Prank. That one was pretty cruel.

Anyway, there are a good bunch of H!P members who I've never seen cry: Tokunaga, Sudo, Airi, Nakajima, Okai, Hagiwara, Sayashi, Takeuchi, Tamura...

On the other hand I see Brown Anorexic doing it every single week.

>>10437243
I don't know, they sounded kinda choked up to me.

>>10437254

Why is jaypee more shitty than normal today?

>>10437321
Some slut on some other group did something stupid.

Normalfags are flooding the board and a few bullies are using this as an excuse to try and kick idols out of /jp/.

Just ignore it, let it blow over and keep bumps to a minimum.

By the way, does anyone have recommendations on which DVD magazines are worth a download? Mostly looking for Berryz and C-ute stuff.

>>10437370
C-ute DVD mag vol.27
I'm watching it right now.

Naka-san (regular cover)

Naka-san (Amazon.co.jp limited cover)

>>10437370
Seriously, C-ute DVD Mag. 27 has to be one of the best ones. The C-uties look at old videos of themselves and they become embarrassed.

>>10437397
>>10437810
Just finished downloading. Thanks.

Where are the H!P fansubbers?

>>10438391
It truly is a mystery. I wish you luck on your quest.

>>10437370
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-aa-21299324

Poo hair.

>>10438486
04/10 on the korean bun attempt.

>>10438391
It's probably hard for the fansubbers to stick to H!P, when the girls' only regular appearance is some shitty agricultural show.

But there's that helloprojectstation channel on youtube, maybe that's the long awaited variety show, or just a content aggregator.

>>10438631
I do hope its not all about backstage shit, DVD magazines are there for that purpose.

>>10438486

That's not "poo hair" anymore than normal hair is "diarrhea hair".

>>10438631
>some shitty agricultural show.

Huh? Like, the girls visit farms or something?

>>10438935
The show is agriculture and nature themed
They grow and harvest various things and help with small bulding projects
Sounds like free labor to me

>>10438990
The only good thing that came out of that Satoyama shit is the HARVEST unit.

with Crater Face, Psycho Musume, Oden-kun and Sato on board I don't see what else can make the thing perfect as it is.

>>10438990
Sounds like shit. They need shows like Haromoni@ Moutube or that Mechaike school thing.

Oh for fuck's sake, the song sounds better at twice the speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featu=player_embedded&v=lgzmPOoHyBI

>>10439423
I hope they'll do something like that on the helloprojectstation

>>10439484
after watching this i have realised my life-work must be to place maimi's earlobes in between my thumbs and forefingers and roll them slowly in a sensual way. sod eating burgers all day.

>>10439484
Oh my, that sounds lovely

>>10438929
Geez, lighten up Mr Man.

>>10436570
Ever heard of Yaeba? some with perfect teeth go through that procedure just to get messed up one to get a cute look

>>10440128
I think that guy was trying to pull our chains. I wouldn't respond to him if I were you.

>>10440128
lets hope such practice does not reach korea. what a horrid thing to do to one's teeth.

>>10440155
chains weren't pulled I'm just stating some stuff

Is the instrumental/karaoke version of the original kono machi avaible somewhere?

It would be nice to add the speed up c-ute vocals to it.

>>10440271
how does one acquire/make vocals only versions anyway? I've seen people post them on YT a lot. Just think of all the things you could do with those

>>10440333
are they not on the CD?

>>10440333
Easiest way if you have both the regular version and the instrumental is to use something like
http://www.libinst.com/Audio%20Difaker.htm

>>10437243
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7wYyAfeg
Your welcome.

>>10440333
Open up regular and instrumental tracks in Audacity, match them up as good as you can and then invert the instrumental.

>>10440369
pardon my ignorance but are the rest of c-ute still in regular contact with erika umeda?

>>10440374
Huh. That is genius.

>>10440394
Honestly I don't know. The last i've seen of her was a runway video though. She looks amazing btw

>>10440479
yes she does. i saw her on ftv a while back and was surprised at her development.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrOpz3EMA
>use your imagination

>>10440340
they arent, but apparently with just the intrumental track you can make your own acapella. It's just hard to do

>>10440374
I can never get that shit to work. Probably because I'm not patient enough but I guess I'll give this >>10440354 a try. Thanks though.

I mean just listen how good this sounds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCg8fjNC4

>>10440616
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCT8fjNC4
that shit sounds creepy.

Yoshinoya's Sayu-don.

>>10440630
masaki sato's dinner.

>>10440630
>>10440640
You know the interesting thing about pictures of idol food isZzzZzz

>>10440731

>>10440796
Proper sleeping techniques being taught by Chinami.

>>10440806
This DVD was all about idol legs.

>>10440833
Which H!P has the best legs?

>>10440858
definitely Eri's, at least when she was still in H!P

>>10440858
maki and miki had fine gams.

Impressive.

>>10441145
Too hot.

>>10441061
Correct.

also: interview with Maki's brother. Now in english!
It's a pretty good read. He mentions the AV rumors and other stuff. And you just knew even before reading it that he got alot of shit from dudes in prison being an ex-idol kid and all.

http://www.intlwota.com/metalhead/=6590

>>10441167

decent gams for a fat lass.

Risako thighs. She's a little heavier than a lot of idols but I think she wears it nicely, unlike certain other idols.

>>10440858
Zukki

>>10441245
We need to find another picture of Zukki realizing she is ruining everything to crop. That one is getting stale.

>>10441238
keep her away from the nigerians.

>>10441238
She's fatter these days.

>>10441313
Bad thing is that most of the time she's pretty clueless about it on still photos. So we're gonna have to stick with that for now.

I'm gonna try looking in DVD Magazines

Sayu-don.

It was just some white dude hiding in the van, calm down Bear.

>>10441495
White men in vans are my worst nightmare /jp/

>>10441534
Uh oh I can see a lil bit of Miya in new girl Oda.

>>10441555
Miya will always reign supreme as the champion of idol chins.

>>10441628
Yeah I don't want little Oda taking over her seat.

>>10441495
>white dude hiding in a van

You just described Wada Ayaka's worst nighmare.

>>10441534
I re-watched that a few days ago. Best H!P alo-hello moment ever. Sucks how they have gotten increasingly shittier, though.

>>10441736
I'd hide my white dude in her van until she likes it.

>>10441774
I wonder if she has a drivers license yet. But why would she drive a van of all things. Your plan falls apart if she fails to meet these two requirements.

>>10441816
It's hard to say about the content of the mugs, but it's steaming hot.

>>10441768
It was good but it was kind of sloppy and awkward.

I miss the ones where they would sent them alone to fucking Russia or Shanghai without notice.

>>10441884
From that picture it looks like either tea or coffee with a ton of milk in it. Or maybe it is hot chocolate. I'll have to refer to the making of to study this further.

>>10441884
Just checked the making of and that picture is the only moment they show the liquid that exists within the mugs. Perhaps we will never truly know what Airi was serving.

Japanese Koharu being Koharu.

>>10442245
Bob Sapp? Is that dude still fighting at 40-something?

>>10442245
That's the Big Nig the Musumes played games with on a variety before, isn't it?

>>10440858
>>10441245

A shame she isn't taking care of her self, we will see what happends in a few years

>>10442339
Hopefully there will be a so called unexpected graduation because of a "thyroid problem,".

Would you want to be in a lab group with Miya and Chinami?

>>10442454
Yes. Setting shit on fire was the best.

BURNER apparatus that burns things

>>10442512
Woah buddy what's going on in that picture? Her eyes seem the opposite of normal.

>>10442521
Promo photo shoot and fake eyelashes. Nothing.
I love that fucking picture though.

>>10442245
How do you think Wada would handle this situation Jaypee? Or by "Foreigner" did she only mean "White pigs"?

>>10442546
It just looked like she was missing an eyelid to me for some reason but maybe my fuddled mind is playing tricks on me.

Koharu.

Reina's band is called "LoVendoЯ"

>>10442976
>Reina's band is called "LoVendoЯ"
nu-metal all over the place

>>10442976
>love vendor

Isn't that a prostitute?

>>10443024

>>10442260
ummm.... if you call getting punched twice then falling to submission fighting then yeah i guess so.

Can someone post a schoolgirl thread?

It helps to complete my imagination world where I am a blonde hair blue eye'd girl and go to jap school as an exchange student and I'm tall with big tits and the most beautiful face and figure. My imagination needs the best uniform.

>>10442976
They aleady look like they've been through The Self Destruct tour.

>>10442976
is reina on bass?

>>10443201
She's on vocals, but I wish they had a bass player though.

>>10443327
what??? what??? what??? what??? what??? what??? what??? what??? have they got a 303 doing bass then?

>>10442976
Wow 3 months of speculation and no one could have even guessed such a stupid name

>>10443334
No room for goodness like 303 in modern pop music.

>>10443371
IMMA GONNA END YOUR LOVE BITCH

>>10442976
Did you say "Endor"?

How come you bitches ain't reporting this piece of huge news. I fukken called it man. Gonna find my post in the archives now.
http://www.helloproject.com/news/12031700_hello.html

A new Hello! Project unit has been announced!
The members are:
Miyamoto Karin (14)
Kanazawa Tomoko (17)
Miyazaki Yuka (18)
Uemura Akari (14)
Takagi Sayuki (15)
Otsuka Aina (14)

The name of the group will be finalized when they achieve their major debut.

>>10443404
Brits are still sleeping I think.

>>10443410
nah, watching top gear on dave atm. will commence the shitposting when its done.

>>10443424
scrap that. porridge on gold all day.

>>10443404
That makes no sense. For starter Why isn't Hamaura Ayano, the 2nd most important egg, on it. And Miyazaki Yuka is the girl from Satoyama and she is too old.

And Karin was supposed to become a soloist!

Couldn't this be a temporary thing? It hasn't really made big news on 2ch

>>10443430
Well they're still "indies" whatever that means, so I'm guessing that if they don't do well enough they might just be scrapped. You know, like S/mileage last time out.
I can't see Karin being a soloist. She's not really outspoken and I think that's important in being one. Look at Mano, all smiles and no attitude makes her really disappointing. I've no idea about that new girl Asahi though.

>>10443404
I wonder what Mogi and Fuyuka will think now that they left Kenshuusei. I wonder if the group make up would of been different had they stayed.

>Lovendor joined Facebook 46 minutes ago
>8 likes

I was expecting more for some reason.

>>10443478
maybe someone should tell them how lavender is spelt.

>>10442976
The two on the left need to get in shape man. Aerobics and shit.
http://lovendor.jp/liveevent
They're gonna have a Live Tour before Reina graduates. I'm okay with this. In fact I love it.

>>10443487
with reina's vast experience in the industry will she be writing and composing for her own band? or will she be doing the engineering/mastering side?

>>10442976
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOAaGiq4

>>10443490
Are you trying to be ironic?
No, Reina will be spoonfed lyrics and concentrate on her stage skills.

>>10443492
me? ironic? nah, bruv. just curious if she was going to step up and take control of her career what with her experience and calibre, etc.

maybe reina should seek advice from kylie. mmmmmm... kylie.

>>10443505
Her only experience from her time in the industry is her singing, dancing and on-stage abilities. Which is more than enough for the band. You brits are funny. Is H!P popular over there?

>>10443519
Is H!P popular anywhere?

>>10443522
Well no, but that's not what I meant. Have they been gaining more fans lately compared to a few years ago?

>>10443519
dunno m8. i got back into this idol shit (and music in general) after several years lost to a "virtual world". i have no direct contact with the uk based fandom of h!p or other idol groups.

Yoshinoya part-time worker writes about Sayu-don on twitter.

>>10443550
Lol. That doesn't sound too friendly. I'd send my dick to her but I wouldn't want to be the only one.

>>10443404
>Miyamoto Karin
I'm so happy, I want to post emoticons.

Lewd.

>>10443618
magical :3

>>10443618

Wait a minute....I can see boob!
Something is wrong here...

>>10443618
Meh, she lost all her appeal to me when she cut her hair

>>10443663
u wot?

>>10443673

Dat smile

>>10443673
You see the one on the right? That's a fucking beauty right there.

>>10443698
She is, but the one on the left is better. Based double eyelids.

>>10443618
Too young to be lewd. She is pure.

>>10443618
lascivious

>>10443956
What is that brown thing on the upper left corner of the cake?

>>10444001
It's on the right part of the cake and it's called Iikubo.

Miya seems like she is tired or depressed lately. I wish she'd chin up a little.

>>10443735
That only makes my penis harder.

>>10442976
Holy shit, that name is retarded.
>>10443404
And I bet this one won't have a great one either. I wonder which odd character will be on it. Maybe µ or Ð, but a ∇ would be fine too.

>>10444103
anon, you make me chuckle. would your first name happen to either be paul or barry?

>>10444139
I want them to use this: 卣

>>10444183
Walter

>>10444185
Nice name

>>10444200
Thanks

And the truth is out about brown musume, more like brown musuko

>>10444537
is she cosplaying an undead female priest?

>>10444544
Wow you got it on the first guess. I thought it was a little obscure, but that didn't stop jaypee.

Captain, Chin, Maa.

>>10444582
captain looks lovely there. by chance, is there a shot of tsunku's battlestation on that dvd?

>>10444590
There's equipment of some kind in the background, if that is what you mean.

>>10444626
please post as many as you can. preferably without the piggu.

>inb4 thinking maasa

>>10444139
† and▲, witchhouse j-pop

>>10444636
You know there's a torrent that you can download to take your own screenshots on the website everyone always makes fun of on here.

>>10444673

>>10444699
I'm guessing they are talking about H!P's they like? Buy why then is she saying Koharu? Can someone please help the unwashed among us.

>>10444711
Shit, I don't need a question mark after the first sentence.

>>10444699
The Captainest.

>>10444699
Goddamn Captain is looking so nice. Shame that she needs quite a bit of maintenance to look it.

>>10444767
captain lookin fine

Anyone watching the superbowl?

>>10444866
Captain always looks nice, you rapscallion.

>>10445015
I'm watching Jaypee for any important replies that might come up.

H!P Station starting tuesday. How cheap is it going to be, /jp/?

>>10445146
What type of show is it supposed to be m8?

>>10445206
This source said Up-Front music program and H!P variety.

>>10445243
This source said Up-Front music program and H!P variety.
>>10131185

>>10445206
This source said Up-Front music program and H!P variety.
>>10131185 (Dead)

For the record, I fucked this post up two times.

>>10445243
>>10445250
>>10445275
Oh we know.

>>10445275
Alright, three times. I'll stop ridiculing my self.

>>10445275
cheers, mate.

As long as it doesn't have farming, I'll be fine with whatever it is.

>>10445330
Maimii is one happy motherfucker even though she is just eating lettuce. I've never seen someone describe lettuce as delicious.

>>10445342
Post pictures of Maimii's chipped tooth to earn Jaypee credits which can be turned in for awesome prizes.

I noticed Kuma likes smiling while sticking her tongue out a little bit.

>>10441412
>Sayu-don

what is that? i googled sayu-don to no results

>>10445146
If it's like the stuff they do on Ustream from time to time then no. It's always awkward as fuck.

And what happened to "Guest, Ma-chan" anyway? It was the only Ustream worth watching just because Sato.

>>10445706
what is she implying Jaypee?

>>10446665
She likes it long and hard, etc...

The jokes make themselves.

>>10446266

Official announcement.
http://www.helloproject.com/news/12041400_cute.html

>>10447494
How many times are they going to do this? They must have learnt by now to at least check them before they go on sale, I mean this one doesn't even require any English knowledge to spot.

>>10447494
Oh lel

"Hagiwapa" actually sounds like "Hagi pretty" in spanish.

>>10447595
Sloppiness and incompetence are moe!

>>10447439
>hair not in a net
that place would get shut down sharpish round my way.

Photobooks need more downwards camera angles while the girl is looking up type of pictures.

>>10447605
Get out Spain.

>>10448237
Mah nigga

>>10448237
The opposite also. Especially from the racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZWohoWzE

>>10448266
Riho in charge of singing.

From UpFront Link's twitter

"Hello! Project Station will start tomorrow (2/05 from 9PM JST)! MC: Erina Ikuta and Airi Suzuki ;) #helloproject http://www.youtube.com/helloprojectation"

So I'll be seeing you there tomorrow jaypee?

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdo/generic?iso=20130205T21&p0=248&m=Hello!+Project+Sation

>>10448303
Fug.
http://www.youtube.com/helloprojectation

>>10435514

Name? I've never been into H!P, but would like to start here...

>>10448318
Natsuyaki Miyabi

>>10448318
That's Miyabi "The Chin," Natsuyaki.

>>10448303
>>10448308
If it is shit it will make me sad.

>>10448383
Can't be worse than farming m8.

New thread please

>>10448388
It's UpFront. They'll find a way to make it terrible.

>>10448426
New thread
>>10448433
>>10448433
>>10448433
>>10448433

4,1,3,2