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10426571 No.10426571[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

>> No.10426595

I happended to havd a apple dood >. < ♥


do I pass the test?

>> No.10426601

>>10426595

Get out of my dojo.

>> No.10426613

>>10426601

but i like your dojo c:

>> No.10426627

>>10426571
I only just noticed this guide is different from the first one I read. How many other techniques have you been teaching? I might have missed some since I thought this was copy-pasta.

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>> No.10426636

I've never seen a girl who types like this

>> No.10426638,1 [INTERNAL] 

Playing Gungnir

Alissa's sprite is 2KYE4me!

(to kawaii for me lol!)

>> No.10426673
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10426673

Thankyou mister that was really informing haha I think i'll become the bestsest cuteposter in the world!!

>> No.10426680

>>10426673

the 'haha' ruins it

>> No.10426691

Hey, thanks for your hard work. I really mean it. I saved the last lesson, I'm glad I didn't miss this one.

>> No.10426696

>>10426673
you can't sage when cuteposting

>> No.10426700

go
away
pls

^^

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auu this is hard

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>>10426696
ahh sorry i meant to noko but i forgot abot it sorries

>> No.10426765

I am enjoying the posts very much.

However, I feel there is some other necessary information which must be told.
So, the next lesson will be supplementary to the previous techniques.

>> No.10426778

I'm cute!!

>> No.10426785
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>>10426765
Thankyou sensai i look froward to the next lesson!

>> No.10426787

>>10426571
I actually support this posting style. It makes me feel warm inside.

>> No.10426833

can i be a pretentious tomboy instead i really don't want to be a little girl ;_;

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10426836

thx for teaching me teacher sama!
ur rly cool an sweet <3
i cant wait to practice it everywhere in 4Chan!!

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>>10426571
uguuu!
This are my first cutepost so please be gentle.

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>>10426837
why did u use capitials an periods mister??
thats not how a cuteposter posts lol

>> No.10426859

haha, you guys... keep at it, i guess

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>>10426855
mor like this??
i think i might be getting better onii tan!

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>>10426877
i think u can do it!
gambate!!

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>>10426855
I use capitols at the start of the sentance hehe mister Palmer told me i should use capitols for names and at the start of things i write because its more polite

>> No.10426941

>>10426601
d-dojo?? exercising?? ahhh. i dont belong here.....

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>>10426921
oh!!! you have good ideas
thanks you mister Anonymous!

>> No.10426943,1 [INTERNAL] 

my favorite cutepost!

>>10230919

>> No.10426943,2 [INTERNAL] 

Autism.

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