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Things would've been different if I grew up in Japan...

>> No.10417503

School life in Japan fucking sucks. I'm a teacher in Japan ask me anything.

>> No.10417507

>>10417503
Do you teach something that's not English?

>> No.10417510

>>10417507
Purely english.

>> No.10417509

nah, cuz then u wouldnt be u, and u wouldnt of had that jaypee dream. youd of just been a taxi driver or something. ur life and ur experiences are prescious.

>> No.10417514

>>10417509
Thank you, Based God.

>> No.10417561

What worries me is that I might not be the same person I am now. Japan is for the most part an ordinary country. Maybe I'd grow into a normal. I'd like to move to Japan, and being born there would certainly make that task easier. But nerds are a minority and there's a considerably larger chance you'd end up with a wife and a family. I don't want to live such a life.

I've schooled in south-east asia when I was young, so I think I can imagine how the school life would be like. There were lots of slant-eyed koreans in the class. Every school basically had their own community of koreans. The korean girls were very cute. I didn't have much interest in girls by that young age, I would spend most of recess with my head resting on my arms on my desk. Sometimes I would draw war scenarios from a birds-eye view. I've always been pretty bad at drawing, so it didn't look like much. It was however enjoyable. I would mostly draw tank battles.

>> No.10417583

>>10417561
>Korea
I wouldn't want to study my ass off starting since day 1 to prepare for some shitty test, barely getting any freetime for myself just to get into a university.

Asian education is too tough.

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>>10417500

>tfw you will never get to grow up in Japan and go to Japanese high school and live a real life dating sim or anime high school drama life

feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.10417659

>>10417583
I'm not too sure I wouldn't prefer that. I really hate my native country's school system. I'm not joking when I say that oral presentations, group work and class interaction are the meat of its education system. I can't remember seeing any anime where a single student holds an oral presentation in front of the whole class. I'd love to trade away all this bullshit with simple rote memorization, which seems to be the basis of east-asian education.

Now I feel sad as my life could have been a lot easier if I in fact were born in east Asia. Right now I'm a dropout. I live off my leftover student loans that I somehow have to repay. I'm regularly hit with depression whenever I get reminded of the uncertainty of my future. I just want a simple job so I can stop worrying about the future and concentrate all my free time on my hobbies.

>> No.10417806

Why are their clothes so disgustingly oversized?

>> No.10417829

>>10417583
>Asian education
>tough

>> No.10417847

I don't think I'd be able to fit in with/relate to any of those people, based off of looks alone.

>> No.10417849

Is the pianist a girl or a boy?

>> No.10417852

>>10417849

Haha this guy thinks girls can choose to wear pants to school in Japan let's all laugh.

>> No.10417868

>>10417852
He was being spergsarcasmic, nerd

>> No.10417873

You like their sick entertainment, not the country itself, stop being such anime biased faggots.

>> No.10417877

>>10417642
get a load of this weaboo

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>>10417868
>>10417852
>>10417877
>>10417873

>> No.10417923

Yeah, I bet your life would be much better having to deal with severe bullying all through school so you could get a job where you can work from morning until night 6 days a week and deal with more bullying. Sounds great.

>> No.10417996

>>10417923
Please respect that bullying isn't necessarily a negative thing. Some people enjoy it.

>> No.10418006

>>10417996
I've never come across a person that enjoyed actual, real world bullying. There's a difference between that and your fetish shit.

>> No.10418017

>>10418006
Depends whether you are on the receiving end or not. I lol'd at >>10417996

>> No.10418021

>>10418017
I'm obviously referring only to people on the receiving end.

>> No.10418023

>>10418021
No, not really.

>> No.10418029

>>10417996
Fucking hell, Japanese are always making unintentional comedy.

>> No.10418032

>>10418023
Yes, really. If I had been referring also to bullies it would not make sense to say "having to deal with severe bullying" in >>10417923.

>> No.10418111

PING PONG
8:30AM TIME FOR SCHOOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQ3c8xyc

>> No.10418149

We all know life sucks ass in Japan. Don't delude your selves. Only tue most deluded gaijin souls learn Japanese to move their for buisness. If you learn Japanese for buisness than I pray to God you're only working internationly in Japan part time for trips. Marry a Japanese woman in Japan and she will never be happy with you, shut you out both emotionaly and sexually. Be worked to literal death by the Japanese man who's owned by the Jews, loosing everything you had in indivduality except the fact that you're a gaijin who is plauged by all the hice minded monocultural Japanese drons asking about you not as a person, but brcause you're a fucking gaijin, and people still hate you deep down for taking a job that could or should in their mind belong to a Japaneseman. Not to mention that no matter who you turn to the Japanese are bold face liars which flows in the deepest parts of their lying masocist culture. Fucking hate Capitalist Japan and fuck who ever goes there without realizing any of this.

>> No.10418169

>>10418164
Get the fuck out of here weeaboo.

>> No.10418164

>>10418149
Why are you on /jp/? :)

>> No.10418186

>>10418169
I-I'm only here to have fun with the other girls!

>> No.10418194

>>10418186
Not a little girl you stupid queer, kill yourself with the rest of the subhumans.

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>>10418149

>> No.10418413 [DELETED] 

>>10418212
Gtfo yo.

>> No.10418440

I like Japanese uniforms but their school system intimidates me. I would rather live a life like Ai Haruna (tranny drop out) or somebody else exciting.

Japan is a pretty country but I don't think they have good childhoods.

>> No.10418488

Everything will change when I move to Japan.

>> No.10418492

>>10418111

I love how you can hear that bell at ANY school you go to in Japan, no matter where in Japan you are

>> No.10418500

>>10418149

The same thing and a list of negatives could be said about living in ANY country. No place is perfect, the issue is are the pros good enough to you that they outweigh the negs for you.

>> No.10418506

>>10418194

I seriously don't understand why people like this are on /jp/, but be simply for the thrill of trolling I guess.

>> No.10418508

>>10418440

The Japanese school system is pretty easy now days. Nothing like it was before.

>> No.10418526

>>10418500
The pros aren't even good enough for the Japanese them slelves. Second highest suicide rate in the worlds, Korea being first, and 31 years of steady heavy decline in births per year shrink smaller and smaller.

>> No.10418522

>>10418508
No, it still is. The official restrictions have been cut back but parents are still sending their kids to cram schools and such to get competitive advantage. A kid is competing not against other kids who are just in his school, but kids who are doing lots of extra work outside of school, and so he has to match it or do better. The problem just moved from being official to unofficial.

>> No.10418535

>>10418522
wow you must be an expert in Japanese society.

>> No.10418537
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10418537

But then I wouldn't have witnessed this.

>> No.10418539

>>10418535
Is this one of those passive aggressive ways of being upset about being wrong?

>> No.10418591

>>10418522
Where did you hear this? I'm not doubting you but I've talked to Japanese people and they told me that while cram schools do exist, the majority of students don't go to them.

>> No.10418696

>>10417500
>classmates make a band
>band plays at school
>no one cares
Yup, seems pretty similar to my experiences in high school.

>> No.10418730

>>10418591
He's just talking out his ass. Cram schoolers are just as common as yuppie kids who get brand new sports cars for their birthday. They happen, but it's certainly not the standard.

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10418734

What happens if I cum in a girl while on a visit?

>> No.10418738

>>10418734
Now you have a loyal waifu.

>> No.10418742

>>10418734
you wake up lol

>> No.10418776

>>10418526
>31 years of steady heavy decline in births per year shrink smaller and smaller.
I can't wrap my head around why this is such a bad thing. If anything the entire human population should follow suit and reduce their numbers. I'm looking at you turd worlders that keeps popping out babies more than what the current resources can handle.

>> No.10418787

>>10418776
Okay. Increasing population of elderly people requiring increasingly expensive healthcare, combined with decreasing population of younger people who are able to pay for it. Now you know.

>> No.10418797

>>10418787
I say put them in institutionalized homes and give them the bare minimum of healthcare. Seriously, old people are useless baggage in the logistical sense.

>> No.10418810

>>10418797
Says the young person, who is now the minority. Good luck with that.

>> No.10418818

I want to suicide and reborn as japanese

>> No.10418840

>>10418810
Make like a fossil and decompose already, grandpa.

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>>10418738
Would it really work?

>> No.10418853

>>10418776
>>10418797
Dude, you're an idiot. Learn some economics and basic laws of survival for a civilization, instead buying into "Ma over populating of the west ahhhs wes alls gonna die!" that jews create. It's people like you thatare letting the muslims out populate and isamification us. Fuck man get your head on right.

>> No.10418864

>>10418850
Who is this guy? and this guy >>10418734

>> No.10418872

>>10418776
turd worlder here
only ameriburgers overconsume like 4 times the resources that everybody else does
they should be the ones killing themlselves, not the turd worlders or the japanese lol

>> No.10418876

>>10418853
>that jews create

That's the thread folks, pack it up.

>> No.10418890

>>10418864
The second one is guy who posted here

can't really remember his name though, he posted his facebook, I mean, an image from his facebook and /jp/ traced him.

>> No.10418904

>>10418890
Sounds like a loser. Gross double chin.

>> No.10418915

if i grew up in japan i would have got to wear a cute plaid skirt every day at school!!

>> No.10418915,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10418864
>>10418890
lel

>> No.10418915,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10418915,1
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.10419006

>>10418915
I can spot you a mile away Milk.

>> No.10419016

>>10419006
I think she generally makes an attempt to not come off as a retard, at least through her writing that is.

>> No.10419027

le milky nose

>> No.10419033

im in japnan.now AM 1220.

>> No.10419038

12:21 you fucking liar

>> No.10419199

>>10419033
>>10419038

PM

>> No.10420008 [DELETED] 

>>10418872
lol xD

>> No.10420046

>>10418776
I agree, there should be birth control. The most common name in my capital city is Mohammed.

>> No.10420381

>>10418537

How do you feel about your former republic being torn apart by gypsies and muslims?

>> No.10420399

>>10418776
Population is by and large self-regulating. A sane person would not be worried about Japan's "decline" or how "crowded" Third-World countries are. Both situations feature people reacting rationally to the stimuli that affect them.

>> No.10420408 [DELETED] 

>>10420008

>xD
>>>/b/

>> No.10420421 [DELETED] 

>>10420408
lel :) ;) :] ;} :D ;D xD XD DX

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>>10420408
>>>/q/

>> No.10420433 [DELETED] 

>>10420421
ebin post dude lelelelelelellelelel ))):

>> No.10420438

>>10418111
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?li=PLEBD4E57315C01B50

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>> No.10420482 [DELETED] 

>>10420433
thanks

>> No.10420482,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10420421
>>10420433
>>10420478
>>10420482
>>10420418
>>10420408
janitr shit

>> No.10424886 [DELETED] 

>>10420399
epic dubs m8

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>> No.10424966

If I had been born in Japan I'd either have done something with myself instead of disappointing everyone or I'd have killed myself.
Being NEET is hard enough here and now. I couldn't do it if I was there.

>> No.10424980

my lunchroom wouldve still been the bathroom

>> No.10425026

i would love to have forced sex with an underaged japanese schoolgirls

>> No.10425034
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>>10417500

It weirds me out how all high schools in Japan look exactly the same. I was a foreign exchange student to Japan in high school, and the fact that every single picture of a high school classroom looks like it was part of my high school is eerie.

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10425139

It's a good idea being born in Japan, at least you don't become a sad, deluded virgin.

>> No.10425143

lol at these fkin nerds thinking japan is some promised land

>> No.10425151

>>10425143

it is the promised land, hidden in a asian society, well hidden btw.

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>>10418149

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>>10425160
How would you know whor I I'rm? I'm not Korean though.

>> No.10426740

>>10425034
They're schools, not a playground. You go there to learn, not be entertained.

>> No.10426757

>>10426740
That's not what my Japanese media tell me.

>> No.10427223

>>10417500

Yeah, you'd already be dead.

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