/jp/ - Otaku Culture

an old pair of little girl's panties I keep cumming into everyday without washing

>>10423229
How did you get them?

I got mine when a relative brought over a hamper of clothes because their washer/dryer had broken. She left the clothes overnight so naturally I snagged a pair of cute panties. I haven't a clue aside from the size as to to whom they belonged. Very, very soft.

>>10423261
The size of your dick made me laugh

>>10423213

The caption made me laugh.

>>10423263
omg

>>10423265
Sorry I did not mean it

>>10423213
nice...bunk bed....

I fucking love all my cheap, worthless toys made by chinese children.

>>10423261
You're easily amused. Perhaps too easily.

My meido mug.

>>10423213
Big Reimu fumo, and also Touhou book collection.

>>10424190
Neat.

A dakimakura.

>>10423213
make a "came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker" one

>>10424199
hah u look like fuggin nerd

>>10424224
That's actually not my mug or me despite the filename.

>>10424190
Is it blue in the inside? I think I've seen you post about this before.

>>10424199
Where are you guys getting those custom mugs from? I want one so bad.

My doll or my dick.

Who collector otaku here?

>>10423213
Once I paid R$ 70.00 on a manga that was originally sold for R$ 3.00, and now it is my most prized possession.

this okuu doll, its been 3 years now and there hasnt been a single day where i havent been with her

>>10424377
Have you ever showed her to your family or brought her outside the house?

>>10424377
yes i have, no one minds at all

>>10424390
oops, was meant for >>10424377

>>10424394
>>10424390
>>10424377
epic

>>10424512
nice

I love my anime figures but definitely my Sam & Max statue still remains one of my most prized items.

The #1 reason I want to go back to Otakon. Some of those artists hit me right in the good parts.

Does my virginity count?

>>10424623
everyone is a virgin

I have a single figure. A small Sanae figure that ran about 45 USD with shipping. No, it isn't lewd. Nevertheless, I have to keep it hidden away. Living with non-/jp/sies is suffering.

This.

>>10424627

>>10424634
Are you still considered a virgin if you've cum inside a trap?

>>10424638
Depends. Was the trap dressed as Sakuya or Momiji?

>>10424647
Well, it hasn't happened yet but there's a definite chance that it'll be Reisen. Also I'll be dressed as Youmu in that case.

>>10424650
Seriously, where the fuck did that pairing come from? I know it makes sense and all, but I see it all the time, and each time, I'm like 'What the fuck?'

>>10424660
They are both stage five bosses and the pairing juxtaposes the sword and the gun. They are also both servants.

>>10424660
Both are lowly servants who get abused by their masters.

>>10424190
Oh I have one too, guess that makes three of us. I didn't get the blue insides that >>10424233 mentioned though, and later I've regretted it. I survive mostly on coke and it gets the insides stained quickly if I don't keep it very clean. If it was blue I wouldn't notice so much.

Just saying this here if anyone else wants to make it.

>>10424633
Do you actually have that sword or are you saying the picture is your prized possestion?

>>10424706
I think I'm going to make my own personal mug too. The only thing I drink out of mugs are coffee and tea.

My Saturn USB pads are my favourite things I own. Also my Sena mousepads are pretty nice.

My new Okuu dakimakura and pillow from D-stage. Greatest feeling in the world being able to hug and cuddle with her.

>>10424205
Which character is it?

150g of genmaicha for 800 円
btw: people buying figurines or other useless junk are dorks

>>10424712
I have the sword.

>>10424784
>Last online: 3 days ago

No, you're a dork.

>>10424793
He's suffering from terminal autism, please don't bully.

>>10424793
That's not my picture, look at the filename.
The only tea related image i found.

>>10424793
>>10424798

who is it?

>>10424667
>>10424669
I said I get it. I just don't like it. It feels tacked on, in a way. Like ReimuXSanae, because they're both mikos, or OkuuXMystia, because they're both birds.

>>10424812
a retarded avatarfag who posts with the trip non directional !laser.

>>10424762
That's really cute. How much did it cost you?

>>10424660
It's the camaraderie.

I heard there were some frustrated people in this thread.

Pic related to OP, left hand side.

>>10424951
Get your autism checked, Heian. You could get money for it.

>>10424822
I don't like to think about it.

>>10424954

You sound mad. We should talk about it over a cup of tea.

>>10424993
You already said that in your first post and I already had tea today.

>>10424951
>>10424993
RIP

>>10424783
That's awsome. I would love to see the real sword in a real picture, if you ever feel like posting it.

>>10425092
Ah, I don't have any pictures of it by itself but here's it with all my other swords.

>>10423213
From the thumbnail I thought you had lots of bacon on your bed

>>10425093
RPG-fag.

>>10425093
Are those wood katana? How does this even work, I thought you have to fold a Katana over a thousand times. Didn't know it was possible with wood. I guess it has lighter weight while still retaining most of it's carnage spreading power.

>>10425121
you wot

I'm pretty sure I have everyone who has posted in this thread at all on my Steam list. Except for the guy with the meido mug, I'm jelly.

>>10425129
The rings of the tree act as the thousand folds. You have to use milennial trees but it's very worth it.

>>10425128
i dont have steam
i also dont have anything tangible besides figs and patchouli soap

>>10425128
new /v/

>>10425128
What, you mean you haven't removed them yet?

>>10425128
Who are you? You're making me paranoid now.

>>10425128
Why would i play shit like counterstrike.

>>10425154
Same here. I've added people from /jp/ once, but then I forgot to talk to them until the awkward period started.

>>10425175
It wouldn't bother me if they actually talked to me. I should really get around to removing some people.

>>10425128
You don't have me.

>>10425187
What if they really like you but are just to shy to have a conversation?

>>10425192
Not possible.

>>10425187
Well shit, I guess I better have a conversation with you next time you're on.

>>10425196
So go ahead and delete them, but remember, no regrets later.

>>10425128
You're not on my Steam list. I know this because the only person ever on my Steam list added me because he thought my avatar was cute and wanted to know where it was from, then removed me a few days later.

>>10425214
Post your avatar.

>>10424650
>>10424633
I didn't know you were homogay.

>>10425218
It was either this one

>>10425218
>>10425267
Or this one.

I'm astounded how this thread became even shittier.

But it's this now because the girl is cuter and she has a view camera.

>>10425275
But that girl doesn't have exaggerated child features or cute twin tails.

>>10425267
>>10425269
Is the novel good?

I don't really have anything else other than a figure.

>>10425287
I don't know, I never read it.

>>10425285
She's still really cute though, just look at her!

>>10425309
lol, the left one looks so stupid

>>10425312
Yeah, pretty cute.
Where does /jp/ meet on steam?

My onaholes.

>>10425309
Isn't that Yuuka one made by the same person that made this Okuu? >>10424377

Take your circlejerk back to steam chat.

>>10425327
I don't know, I don't have anyone on my Steam friends list let alone people from /jp/.

My taoist legs.

>>10425327
meet on /v/

>>10425128
i know for sure you arent on my list, the last time someone added me was because he liked my okuu doll pics and i removed him recently because never really spoke to me at all

I have a bunch of fumo and figures, but I think I'd have to say my dick, it brings me the most joy, and is most definitely /jp/ related.

気味地悪い！！！

>>10425327
Dota 2.

>>10425358
play with /v/

>>10425327

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/P8

>>10425358
I just got a beta key but it seem way to complicated for a beginner and I don't even dare going to a public match and get screamed on.

>>10425360
/v/ group.

>>10425360
painful /v/

>>10425360
What's the point of joining when you're gonna get thrown out without a reason anyway?

>>10425387
Were you thrown out without a reason?

>>10425396
No but I know of people who were.

>>10425399
Maybe you should try it for yourself.

>>10425405
I don't see a reason to join steam groups anyway.

Just touhou merch. I love my fumos but i'm afraid to keep them out on display because it gets really dusty in here.

>>10424190
Nice.

>>10424972
A worthy sacrifice.

I own this and Nami figure. I plan on getting more and better ones but, I don't have a lot of money right now.

>>10425368
It is. I only have played a match with the computer and it was quite difficult, as I don't know what I'm supposed to do other than kill other characters.
I'll try to look for a tutorial some other day maybe.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/nogroAdd me if you like, I'm often online but almost never play anything.

Sure, meido. Take all the reports off the list, even though the thread is getting derailed with /v/soc/ shit. At least now we know he's in >>10425360's group.

>>10425424
Why does that doughnut says ON ?

>>10425552
While you do have a point, I think the janitor is more concerned about having his thread with as many replies as possible, rather than having a thread that stays on topic.

>>10423213
Onaholes.

>>10425128
You should be in tea threads more often; and stop using proprietary software, especially steam.

>>10425561
I think it's supposed to say 'no'. It says 'yes' on the other cookie so it makes sense for it to say 'no'.

Don't you sleep with your waifu?

>>10425610
No, but I fuck yours.

>>10425623
Damn, too far.

ur mom's virginity lol

>>10425610
Yes, I've had a daki for years. It is my prized possession.

Dragon dildo.

>>10425610
Yes, paning to buy a 2way tricot from the official doujin store, rather than a chinese knockoff.
I wish I had money, I'm starving.
Probably my last buy of the year, I'll start saving up after that.

>>10425260
Huh? I'm not.

>>10425093
Why thank you. Very nice. Do you have any real swords not pictured?

>>10425790
I do not, no. Don't really have any use for them.

>>10425817
What uses do you have for fake swords?

>>10425858
winning fake plastic trophies

>>10425858
Going to anime conventions to find burly men to fuck you in the ass.

>>10425933
It was, actually.

>>10425874
Was this Youmacon? I think I saw you walking around.

>>10425874
Your legs look so smoot.

>>10426357
like secret moot?

>>10426457
smooth*
Sorry for the confusion.

Where can I get an animu pillow for cheap?

>all these sages

first time on /jp/ what's with all the burthutt?

>>10426504
The answer lies back in your shithole.
>>>/a/

>>10426504
I'm curious, why did you come here? Just wandering around boards or there was a reason for it?

>>10426513

/tv/ here, just watched the hobbit, felt like doing some adventuring

>>10426520
Getting inspired by a children's book of all things.

>>10426520
Oh, I see.
Good luck with that then.

>>10426525

welcome to 4chan

>>10426529
Usually 4chan sticks to things aimed at teens.

>>10426520
I wonder if /lit/ has to deal with people who have only been watching movie adaptions.

>>10426499
eBay.

>>10426532

你說了什麽？我不會說笨蛋日本。 我應打死你。。。但我不會。

>>10426542
Hindi ko maitindihan

>>10426542
>我不會說笨蛋日本
Surprise: you also can't speak Chinese

>>10426504

>>10426540
Than it will be filled with cum though. Don't tell him ebay. Or do you get off at selling unsuspecting anons cum filled waifus you have already used as they stick their dreaming night time woody into them?

>>10426666
But sage does take up a post and possibly and image which goes towards the thread's limit. If enough people shitpost with sage it will shit up the thread and end it prematurely.

>>10426520
/jp/ is a slow board dude, /jp/ don't want to bump your thread because it's still in the page 0.

>>10426537
Fucking Tolkien secondaries, I swear.

>>10426707
Why you faggots still believe this? How can you be so stupid?

>>10426723
That's true though.

>>10426743
Yeah, whatever fag, at least put some random reaction pic to know if you're being ironic or not.

>>10426666
That's how we do things. Now get out, please!

>>10426800
It's funny because arc is black.

>>10423213
I want that bedspread.

>>10425360

>39 Members

>>10426810
>Argentina
>whit..
wait, did you say black?
move along.

>>10426707
A single noko will bump the thread all the way to the top of page zero. It's not going to make a difference.

>>10429082
How's the job hunt going?

>>10425589

I would like to, but the quality of the threads declined immensely. I stopped making them myself because I was sick of putting in a lot of thought into threads and no one even bothered to bump them to save them from deletion in a day or two.

I love open-source software. If there was some alternative that everyone used, I would. But it's like those fringe IM clients... there's no point in having them because no one else uses them.

Finally found one of these. Now I can be a TRUNEET like 2ch VIP.

>>10425137

You have good taste in figs.

>>10429118
Are you the one that asked around Christmas for someone to find a link to a store selling it?

>>10429115
>cropped
>disembodied hand can barely be seen
0/10

>>10429128
Yes.
It cost me 90 USD to import.
Completely worth every cent.

>>10429118
>>10429139
Where did you get it?

I'm poor and don't have money for more impressive /jp/ swag.

>>10429171
Cute.

>>10429113
>But it's like those fringe IM clients... there's no point in having them because no one else uses them.

There exist clients that use existing protocols developed for use under proprietary IM clients. An example of this is Pidgin. It allows you to chat with your friends whom are using MSN, Google Talk etc. all in a single free-software client.

Show us your love for open-source software and try this out:
http://code.google.com/p/pidgin-opsteamworks/
I don't use Steam, so I have no idea how well it works.

>>10429139
90$ for cotton with white cloth covering it, and a 2 second graphic design job? What a waste.

>>10429335
And thanks, I didn't know they finally had a plugin for that. Works fine with me, but doesn't look like steam chat rooms are an option. As expected, but still a disapointment.

I have a small but growing number of silver age idol LPs

>>10429661

You have no idea how good those things feel. Extremely soft and smooth and filled with microscopic beads that are incredible to touch. It's a special therapy pillow not just a neet status symbol. Good luck finding anything like it outside of glorious Nippon.

>>10429911
I have a few pillows like that, actually. they were really popular in the us around 2003-2005? maybe, then they just completely stopped existing. I forgot what they called them over here, though.

>>10423213
My 9-year-old sister.

>>10429985
do you fug

Kakyuusei Music CD. "Suki to Ietara".

The last of its kind, in mint condition.

My current girlfriend, who I met on here.

Yep.

>>10429985
Does she know what cum is?

>>10430128

My Kanako dakimakura with down fluff pillow.

I'm too poor to afford any /jp/ related possessions, all I have in my room is a shitty laptop and a bed.

>>10430127
Is it milk?

>>10432507
You can sell the bed and buy something. Beds are unnecessary. I've been sleeping on the floor for a year.

>>10432518
You should at least lay on a blanket or futon or something to keep you off the bare floor.

>>10432628
I sleep on a carpet. But thanks for worrying about me.

My tenchi Muyo Figure

My IIDX NRC-500 controller which was about ¥70,000 with all the customization.

>>10435881
neat

>>10435881
That's a lot of money to spend on something you'll only ever use for one game that you may or may not be playing as actively in 5 years.

My fumo collection and marisa lamp figure, neither of which is out right now (desk is being shipped and my bedsheets are being washed.)

>>10436178
What does bed sheets have to do with either your fumo collection or your marisa lamp figure? Pretty sure nothing.

>>10436407
Well, I've noticed a notable trend of keeping fumos on beds amongst the guys that have them.

>>10436803
A bedsheet would not constitute a bed so it doesn't matter where they are in comparison to an absent bed.

>>10424783
where did you get it?

>>10423213
Probably my Garo which I am very fond of, or my Griffonpoop Alice, I love her.

>>10436027
Yeah that's a lot but well I still play IIDX so far, so I don't regret it. I just wish Konami would keep releasing CS version of the game.

This card, sent to me by another /jp/-er

>>10439046
Can you post... a full picture of it?

>>10424600
Holy fuck, the nostalgia. Sweet statue.

This is possibly cheating, but I don't care: my AKIRA stuff, particularly the Sharnoth doujinshi and the bag that she very kindly signed for me last Comiket.

>>10430127
> girlfriend
> possession

um, no.

>>10439167
get a load of this guy

My most prized possession is my Virtual Boy, but that's not really /jp/ related. I guess my daki or my fumos.

My friends on /jp/

>>10439167
>mfw i have similar glasses
>mfw i also played clarinet for 3 years
holy shit

>>10424377
I remember you

>>10439378
Hol shit is that you?

>>10439378
Are you sure you didn't play faggot?

A Yukari pin which I got from someone on /jp/.
Cheeeen, if you're still here, thanks.

Gotta be Mini Moni songs 2 for me. I looked for it everywhere after hearing a crappy upload of their BE ALL RIGHT! cover on YouTube. I'd like to be able to find Mini Moni Song Daihyakka Ikkan as well, but I'm not holding my breath.

>>10439717
New copies of that album are available on Amazon Japan for under 1500 yen, and if you're able to order from third-party sellers there it's under 100. I don't think you'll have much trouble.

Word up for old-school HP, although my group of choice is Tanpopo.

>>10424190
>>10424706
None of you wouldn't happen to have the PSP skin, would you?
That thing looks incredibly dapper when printed on vinyl film/paper and put on an actual PSP.

I only have the thumbnail as it is though.

>>10432502
So, she has fluff down there?. nihihi~

And well,

- A small mami fig. (not very /jp/ related, though).
- A small Remiria poster I keep well hidden.
- A flip hole silver-
- Like 10 of these low-quality chinese touhou bootlegs.

I'd like to give these to my /jp/bros but I don't think paying the shipping price would even be worth for such low-quality stuff.

My imported custom curtains.

Nothing...

>>10440086
I have a nice amount of consoles but no PSP, so nay I got only my mug. But that's a neat idea. Maybe it'd look cool on a DS.

>>10425874
that dude is checking you out

>>10440787
Cute pic, dude.