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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>> No.10408702
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Fascinating.

>> No.10408708

I will never forget Ken-Sama. One of the greatest heroes of our time.

>> No.10408710

>>10408708
He lived the way he died, with a strong Japanese spirit.

>> No.10408711

>>10408708
There should be a shrine built for him.

>> No.10408712
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Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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Hola /b/, my name is Mang

I'm a 27 year old American Hombre (Dude for you gringos). I draw Jalepenos and tamales on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cooking and playing superior Mexican games (Ball in a cup).

I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made of fucking shark teeth, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish fluently, both Mexican and the South Mexican dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aztec history and their Jaguar warrior code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Cuidad de Mexico to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a taco maker for Street vending or a Member of the Drug cartel!

I own several ponchos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond...

Wish me luck in Mexico!

>> No.10408819

I wonder what kind of person draws entertainment from posting this same thing over and over

>> No.10408841

>>10408819
I wonder what kind of person draws entertainment from fucking your ugly mother over and over

>> No.10408850

>>10408841
Me lol

>> No.10408873

>>10408712
>speak English
Copypasta should have said speak American.

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>> No.10408907

>Ken-Sama
You mean Brandon-sama?

>> No.10408939

>>10408896
What a materialistic american whore.

>> No.10409013

You dreamed of a big star
he played a mean guitar

>> No.10409155

>>10409013
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
Hide your head in the sand,
Just another sad old man,
All alone and dying of cancer.

>> No.10409352

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPMVKkNn1ro

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>>10408896

>ken sama has a gf

>> No.10409377

>>10409368
*wife

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