/jp/ - Otaku Culture

del

shit artist shit series shit everything 0/10 i'm going to have to shit up your thread now

ici

how bout OP i make ur butt fill with my penis hahalol

>>10405105
>Try to laugh, or at least smile at something today!
I tried to smile at your thread.
Felt a little insincere.

Why would you still include that stupid fucking relationship line faggot. That shit literally has nothing to do with being a NEET.

no seriously start and get a new picture christ you have awful taste i don't even feel bad for shitting up your thread right now

>>10405127
start over*

OP are you sincerely a NEET and for how long? Just wondering.

>>10405121
well, i agree with you but it shouldn't have been a problem in the first place because neets by their nature don't tend to have many intense relationships anyway, so why mention them?

>>10405113
That's alright, as long as you were happy for even a little while.
>>10405121
Neither does education, employment, or training, however it hasn't stopped people from discussing it in the past as a way to "troll" the thread. People seem to consider "showing off" their girlfriends as a way to troll the thread, that is what I mean by it.
>>10405109
>>10405127
Feel free to suggest a new one for the next thread, then. So far I've just been picking something at random from a booru.
>>10405135
I've graduated from high school back in 2008, and I've been a NEET ever since.

Please refrain from discussing, or even mentioning anything related to education, employment, training, relationships, women, video games, online friends, how much you hate society and normal people, how shitty /jp/ is, or shitposting in these threads.

i love shitpsotan in on-topic threads i don't like xD ebon

>>10405109
are you fucking serious janitor do you actually like this fucking artist

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>10405121
Well-adjusted normallords with girlfriends can post in the /r9k/ "NEET" threads.

>>10405157
ah, me and you are not so different then. Have you managed to maintain NEET status for 4 consecutive years and if so how are you able to survive with/without parental backing?

I am 22 and currently reviewing my life choices, but haven't done much since high school, I didn't have a job back then either though. besides 2 un-eventful weeks, I have been jobless for life. tyty

cmon janitor it was funny atleast

>>10405175
What about unadjusted NEETs in online relationships? How are online relationships not NEET? NEET doesn't mean you have aspergers or can't properly talk to people you know.

We should pick a standard NEET general image.

>>10405185
Just post a cute girl. It's not hard.

Dear /jp/,
I am probably going to off my self tonight, I am going to do the method using the plastic bag and helium (Google it if you don't know what it is).
I have been living alone with the no contact of any other human for the last 18 weeks, I have tried everything to improve my life, even going to another state to start fresh but I always seem to fall flat when it comes to meeting new people. I have dropped my cat off in the pound, written down that my body must be used for science and all my belongings must go to charity. It feels like there is no one else in the world I can even talk to, even my parents call me a failure. Living alone has given me so much free time to think about this long enough to come to this conclusion, I am posting this on /jp/ on the reason that you were the only board on 4chan that I felt like it was worth going too, you occupied a lot of my time and if I never came here I would have done this a long time ago and I thank you for giving me a little more on this world, it meant a lot to me because in all honesty waking up in the morning to see what was posted was probably the best part of my day. I have been on here for a few years now and it has influenced me to start studying japanese and philosophy but now that I have been a lone for so long I feel like learning all this would have no point in the end so I gave up on it. I will be on this thread for another 2 hours before I do it, it would be appreciated if I could talk to some one before I go. Talk to me about anything really touhou, denpa, your favorite doujinshi what ever.

>>10405179
It does when you're on a board filled with those types of people.

>>10405105

>>10405194
go back to /a/

>>10405201
Are you retarded?

Rarely does a NEET thread turn to shit so quickly. Only someone like Littleshrimp could have been a worse artist for your picture.

del

>>10405195
Truly a failure.

Well fuck you to people, I've been a NEET for a few years now and I have an online girlfriend.

>>10405198
It's not filled with those types of people, most people here exaggerate their inability to talk to people. I've talked to lots of /jp/sies who can at least talk to people online. You're just going to say they're not real /jp/sies right?

del

>>10405195
I really admire your bravery, comrade.

Please remake this thread with an image that isn't shitty.

>>10405176
I have, and my parents still support me. I suppose being the youngest of three has it's perks sometimes.
>>10405183
>>10405208
Once again, feel free to suggest something.

>>10405204
>>10405212
push

>>10405198
Those people are already gone. You can't expect someone with social anxiety to stick around in a 24/7 shiftest. The only people left here are people with tremendous bullshit tolerance.

>>10405195
Timestamped picture please, I'm willing to have a conversation with you in either case. I'm just interested in whether or not this is a legitimate post.

>>10405195
See you in Gensokyo, friend.

>>10405218
I haven't gone anywhere. It's not like there are a lot of anonymous alternatives.

please delete the image or remake the thread

>>10405223
Yes, but you're probably a social addict, you'll stick around even if /jp/ becomes twice is shitty as it is now. At least I am.

A lot of people aren't that way.

>>10405195
Some dude killed himself this morning on /b/ on livechat and didn't make a huge deal out of it like you.
Kill yourself already.

Faggot.

>>10405233
>>10405233
Post pics

I like that image.

>>10405195
I'm also planning to change myself but instead of moving to a different state, I'll be moving to a different country. Being alone is not that bad, you should try to enjoy the solitude.

>>10405233
link2vid plz

i wish i had a boyfriend/girlfriend but it is hard when you are neet

hey /v/ros, please spam this thread to death again so OP will have to remake it with a new image

>>10405234
>>10405238
It was on chateen and I didn't bother to take pics since people kill there all the time and after the room gets full you get kicked.

>>10405195
You've reached the final level friend. I wish the best. But if you really think this is the last day of your life, please do your best to consider all your options and to reflect on the alternatives seriously. That would be worth it. I think you are worth it.

>>10405240
just get a prostitute

>>10405195
You stupid piece of shit. Why don't you get rid of the filth on the streets, destroy those who destroy, take someone with you before kicking the chair you pussy shithead.

>>10405269
murder is wron

>>10405240
ill just go pick up qt high school girls, i look young enough

Hey, any neets want to talk? We could email each other and shit...

>>10405297
>br
no thank you

I need someone to play gw2 with. I don't care what gender or age you are I just wanna play with someone. My character is level 11. So if you're around there that would be good.

>>10405105
quien NEET aqui?

>>10405308
>playing MMO's

I don't suck cocks for a living

10405308
what's "gw2"?

>>10405314
It's free motherfucker why would I not play it.

>>10405316
Guild wars 2

>>10405308
Considering how many of these posts there are, I don't know if I can believe it. But I do want to play GW2 with someone, just so it's not so fucking boring.

>>10405317
But you have to buy the game

>>10405323
I'm legit. Want me to make a throwaway email then we can exchange gw2 names?

>>10405244
Was the thread archived?

Does anyone want to play The Secret World with me?!

>>10405330

No

Fuck off, this isn't shitty MMO ERP meet ups

>>10405195
I just wanted to tell you that it's possible that the heluim method is painful, but if you still want to go for it, I wish you luck, I wish I had your bravery.

>>10405331
MMO's are NEET lifestyle

how do i make friends as a neet? strangers laugh at me when i say i have no job

>>10405330
it's a bad game

>>10405446
Please stop trying to form relationships with other /jp/ posters, the OP said thats against the rules.

>>10405456
but i want a friend

pls be my friend

pls

>>10405446
It's pretty hard to make real life friends since people are judgmental. It's pretty easy to make some online friends though. Just play some online games, be friendly and ask for help.

>>10405456
I don't want to be your friend

I want advice from NEETs with experience in that area

>>10405456
NEETs are allowed to have friends!

>>10405467
am not!

>>10405474
You're thinking of hikkikomori, the two arent the same.

Why are so many people sperging out over the OP's picture? I genuinely don't understand. It just looks like a pair of cute 2hus. Is it referencing an anime some of you /a/ goers are supposed to dislike to maintain your e-cred or something?

>>10405476
Yeah, it would save a lot of confusion if people just called these 'hikikomori lifestyle threads', since that's clearly what they're intended to be.

>>10405478
Sup OP. Better luck next time.

someone post that screenshot from the ts3 chat where the guy is claiming to be a hikikomori as he talks about having friends.

>>10405482
hikkis can have friends

they come to your room

>>10405478
>I genuinely don't understand.
because you're an ignorant tard

>>10405482
Are all the NEETs here who just flip out that NEETs and Hikkis have friends on the internet or relationships on the internet joking or what? I can't honestly think people would get so angry for no reason over stuff like this. Being a NEET isn't really something to be elitist about.

I'm a NEET and I have lots of friends I talk to on the internet. I'm not an aspie, being a NEET doesn't mean you're autistic and can't talk holy shit.

>>10405520
I have no idea, ask the OP.

>>10405520
If people come to post here assuming that not everyone is yourself or that being NEET is the antithesis of a normal life, while essentially bragging about having friends/relationship and a job; then you should at least expect backlash.

Personally I could be social if I feel I need to and everything that comes with it but I choose not to because it comes down to the fact that I hate people for a multitude of reasons.

>>10405520
I don't give a shit as long as you don't talk about it.

>>10405535
What, a "classic", way... to, "enter"... a, "thread"!

>>10405547

This fan in my computer was really bothering me with its noise so I just disconnected it after a day of fiddling with it trying to reduce the noise. It wasn't rattling or anything it just sounded like a vacuum cleaner and it made me really anxious. It's pretty silent now and I can enjoy the silence.

Enjoying a blue raspberry soda to help relieve my frustration.

>>10405590
What sort of fan was it?

>>10405535
I'm a Hikki, I have super social anxiety in real life. I'm very talkative and charismatic on the internet though.

>>10405598
It was the top fan for an Antec 300 case, a 140mm 3-speed Antec fan. It's quiet when it's not attached to the case and even quiet when the side panel isn't attached to the computer. It's only when the side panel is attached and the fan is on that it makes the noise.

>>10405606
Oh, I have an Antec 300 too.
I've replaced the 120mm fan at the back on mine, and added another at the front, but I haven't had any problems with the 140mm one.

>>10405487

Well, okay, I guess I am. Can you please explain why your autism is flaring up over what seems to be an innocent image, then?

I while back I talked to a /jp/er or two on some IRC channel about dreams, sigils and demon summoning rituals. Are you guys still here? How did it go?

I'm looking for 1 (one) friend to play with on guild wars 2. If you're interested then I'll tell you a bit about myself.

I have no friends, no guild and I never speak to anybody in game. I don't believe in having many friends and don't get along with more than one person at a time so if you're playing with your other friends and want me to join, no thanks! I'm only looking for a friend so my adventures won't be so bone dry boring, and dynamic events would be easier.

Please respond to my post if you wish to be my guild wars 2 friend.

I'm on the server Dragonbrand but I have a free transfer up to move to your server as long as it's not a terrible one. If you want to play together please move to Dragonbrand (to prove you have no attachment to your current server) and find me. If you take a left upon exiting Divinity's Reach I'll be sitting around the houses there.

>>10405738
I bought Guild Wars 2 when it first came out, but stopped playing after a week when I reached max level. I don't know if I can start playing again though because I am too busy learning Japanese.

>>10405673
This one's really old and rattles randomly so I might replace it if I get the money. Naturally I'd replace it with another 300.

>>10405606
It sounds like the problem is the side panel, doesn't it? Are you sure that it's connected securely? Something might be loose and causing it to vibrate. The side panel, I mean.

>>10405790
Not sure, the side panel doesn't vibrate at all. It does rub on the top panel a bit but I don't know if that would cause the noise.

Why aren't you watching a 13 year old japanese girl streaming FF6?

>>10405983
I'm too busy playing free MMOs on Japanese servers with other NEETs and little girls.

>>10405983
Too old.

>>10405989
path of exile hardcore is a /v/ circlejerk

>>10406034
Path of Exile is actually kind of fun, full of randomization and flat chests.

>>10406034
I don't even know what Path of Exile is.

Speaking of games I'm going to reinstall The Sims 3 so I could invite lolis over to eat hotdogs.

How do I go about asking for help on /g/? There is something wrong with my router and I don't have the money to get someone to fix it.

>>10406179
Or the knowledge, I can't figure out what's going on with it.

>>10406179
in most cases your internet provider will fix it for free, unless you've modded it.

>>10406100
>lolis
>hotdogs

are you being lewd or is my mind playing tricks on me?

>>10406185
I've already tried calling them, they're sent a "technician" to "asses the problem", he showed up to my house and taught me how to turn off and turn back on my router and that "according to his readings" there's no problem. My contract with the company is up in three months anyway, probably won't have the money to renew it or start up with a new provider.

>>10406195
what a bullshitter, you're better off stealing wifi

I am a NEET for two years now. I'm bored as fuck.

>>10406195
I just read all the typos in that post, please don't bully me, it's late at night and I'm frustrated.

>>10406195
What is wrong?

>>10406194
Just good old weener roast and camping in the backyard if possible. Same tent. Same sleeping bag.

>>10406205
Random, intermittent, latency spikes that just started about two weeks ago. It happens every thirty seconds or so, completely randomly throughout the day.

>>10406202
What is the problem exactly?

>>10406212
Cable or ADSL?

>>10406217
Cable

>>10406219
Interesting. I'm assuming that the technician said that the levels were correct.

Does the same thing happen on other devices?

>>10406229
He didn't say a whole lot. Just that he couldn't replicate the issue I was having, and basically that I was probably crazy, and I don't blame him since my claim is basically "yeah this thing breaks at completely random times, you gotta believe me."

My computer is the only thing i have on the network. In my house at least, I let my neighbor use it sometimes to play his Xbox on, but he hasn't told me of any issues.

Any path of exile otaku want to play together?

>>10406239
Isn't that in closed beta?

>>10406251
It's in open beta now. Just sign up, download and play.

>>10406235
My thought then would be that it is just your computer. It could be your network card for all we know.

>>10406235
Wireless or wired?

>>10406262
I'm downloading it, this will take a couple hours. Post a username or something

>>10406305
kusogaki

>>10406315
Sorry to disappoint but I think I won't be able to play with you, the launcher seems to be stuck on "checking resources..."

>>10406344
Get a better computer, nerd.

>>10406344
Wait, now it says "allocating space..."
guess it was just going really slow.

>>10406374
Look if you don't want to play with me have the decency to say it to my face you fucking asshole

>>10406386
Don't bully my friend if he has cold feet. I like that you're standing up for me but I don't mind at all. I do mind however if you start bullying others for me.

Tamales are the best late night snack

>>10406396
My daughter

>>10406404

>>10406404

>>10406423

>>10406414
W-why?

So much white hair and I'm not even 22...

>>10406491
are u the witcher?

>>10406491

A few gray strands is better than going full Notch.

>>10406491
You think that's bad

I'm going bald at 21

My prostatitis is acting up again. I hope they'll give me some proper painkillers this time.

It's not that I really need them (the pain isn't that bad), but I'd like to get high on codeine.

wow man, btw my cat is noisy, what should i do?

>>10406708
I wouldn't mind going bald actually, at least I wouldn't need to worry about my hair anymore. I've been just above bald my whole life, don't even know what it feels like to have longer hair.

>>10406716
Fuck it.

I like my hair it makes me feel pretty.

Woke up and made myself a pot of coffee like usual and drinking the whole thing. Then like every other friday I'll play games and watch stupid shit on youtube all day.

I don't mind being a NEET. But I want to stop being a hikikomori and go back to doing things that are worth doing ;_;

>>10406741

There's nothing worse than being NEET and bald.

>>10406788
Why? What does it matter?

>>10406741

When I was in my late teens relatives and random girls occassionally complimented my looks even though I was an awkward loner.

I went bald in my early 20's. Never got complimented since and people give me weird looks. I've became even more reclusive.

I'd hate to deal with baldness. Wearing a baseball cap into your mid 20's is too obvious.

>>10406793

It's like being tall. Even if you're a mess, you'll have it a little better(people treat you slightly better) than a manlet.

>>10406821
I'm 5'4 and proud because I'm cute as FUCK

>>10406821
Guess that's true also, maybe I just don't care about what anyone thinks of me. I'm not very tall or big though, no one ever compliments me but then again the only times I go out is tagging along with people in the house if they are going shopping or out to eat somewhere later like tonight. Or I also go for walks often but no one ever seems to notice me or wants to even look at me (all the better) besides the occasional "hey I've seen you around before!" comment because when it's warm enough I go just about everywhere on my feet. I enjoy the solitude, but sometimes I wish I had at least one person to share good times with.

>>10406835
>I enjoy the solitude
>I wish I had at least one person

I can't take it easy. I want to become a youtube game and anime reviewer. I'm pouring everything I have into video editing equipment.

>>10406835
falseNEET.

>>10406876
Who gives a single fuck?

>>10406877
You don't belong on /jp/, you are an outcast, we don't want you. Get out.

truNEETs only.

>>10406877
Tribune of the floor-shitting TruNEETs

>>10406880
I want to rape Hatate that badly.

>>10406880
Oh shit I'm so sorry, you're too bad ass for me. Don't wanna mess with this hardcore truNEET guys! I am not worthy.

>>10406880
Shut the fuck up dude. NEET is not synonymous for autistic.

Why don't you make an Autism Spectrum General, you'd like it more there

>>10406901
>>10406896
If you have friends you are not a truNEET. If you ever feel lonely you are not a truNEET. If you are not a virgin you are not a truNEET.

If you don't meet these requirements, you're not allowed to post here.

>>10406907
Requirements to be a truNEET

Not in:
Education
Employment
Training

Thank you

>>10406907
This is a NEET thread, not a trueNEET thread.
Please leave.

>>10406907
>implying that truNEET is special and its different from NEET

>>10406923
>>10406920
>>10406919
As a representative of the truNEET community, I hereby forbid you three from posting on /jp/ ever again. Begone, normalscum.

>>10406907
>If you have friends you are not a truNEET

If you don't consider /jp/ your friends then I don't want you in this thread in the first place, bully.

>>10406933
>>>/a/

>>10406935
/jp/ is an abstract, by posting here you are absorbed into the truNEET collective mind.

>>10406933
>hurrrrr my autism is great I even have my own definition of being a NEET durrr I'm so special lelel

>>10406944
Who are you quoting?

>>10406923
You see there is some confusion here with our NEET definition.

Most NEETs in the world are nothing like your typical /jp/sie. They have friends, lovers, go drinking w/ their buds, etc. They're just lazy normals or regular joes who can't get a job.

Now a truNEET is someone who has ascended beyond society's norms and have become something of a modern day sage. There is a world of difference between the two where they shouldn't even be compared.

"NEET" is an umbrella term

>>10406944
You're just proving me right.

>>10406933
I am NEET just not major autistic faggot NEET like some of you guys who live life by a list of requirements.

>>10406953
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

got a job interview coming up

-scared-

>>10406969
scared of getting hired, right?

>>10406956
I don't even go to those boards and have been here for years, don't even start with that shit. What because I'm not part of your little hive mind I can't post anything? Like taking pride in being the ultimate waste of a human being is worth anything, stop treating it like it a status symbol. I'll post whatever I want, who's gonna stop me? Captain Autism?

>>10406969

You'll do fine.

-puts hoof on your shoulder-

>>10406980
>I have been here for years

Please stop lying, you clearly haven't been here for more than a day.

>>10406980
Only hikikomori or pretending to be people to be hikikmori are permitted to blog in /jp/.

>>10406980
*cracks knuckles*

>>10406989
hikikomori or people pretending to be hikikomori*

>>10406989
>pretending to be people to be hikikmori

Oh boy. You just went full autism.

>>10406993
When I looked at what I had typed I could hardly believe it myself.

>>10406987

>>10406210
that sounds really adorable, actually

>>10407018

>>10407119

please respond to my post >>10405738

What do you think your high school best friend is doing now /jp/

>>10407311
Not until you respond to >>10407125
>>10407119

>>10406871
Wish you luck

I'm a talentless hack and it's going badly for me

I've been sick for almost a week! Times like this make me glad I don't have a job.

So so you guys buy diapers with your autismbux?

>>10407759
No. I'm buyfagging with my autismbux.

>>10407733
your lifestyle weakens your body

>>10407811
I'm in terrible shape but I pretty much never get sick.

I have a SSD hearing in a few weeks, anyone know what to expect? My lawyer just said to answer things truthfully, but I'm nervous as fuck.

>>10405738
Will you fall in love with me?

>>10407845
SSD?

>>10407855
Social Security Disability

>>10407845
>I'm nervous as fuck

You're off to a pretty good start, then. Just stay like that 'till after the hearing and you should do fine.

>>10407861
I'm rather unknown with the term it to be honest, I'm not from the USA. What exactly is the hearing about?

>>10407842
you don't perceive yourself getting sick because you live in a state of perpetual illness

>>10407845
Continue being nervous

act like a retard, like you normally act

>>10407868
I applied for disability payments like a year ago, its a long process. The hearing is before a judge and an employment specialist. I'm assuming they are gonna ask what my symptoms are and stuff.

I'm showing up there with a lawyer and my crazy people caseworker so I think it will go well, but I'm freaking out regardless.

>>10407894
>like a year ago, its a long process
My hope has been lost.

>>10407894
I'd never be able to do that. No autismbux for me.

>>10407894
Damn. I had to undergo something similar in my country. Though it was just with one guy and my personal coach.

I didn't even expected to get any autismbux.

>>10407811
Nah, I'm pretty active and try to get as much sleep as possible. I've always gotten sick a lot.

>>10407894
What disability are you claiming to have? I've been thinking of trying to get it for dysthymia and general anxiety, but I'm afraid not being socially retarded would hurt my chances.

>>10407920
>>10407894
How do you assholes get it?

I'm too afraid to even leave my house to see the Doctor

>>10407920
I have PTSD, depression and agoraphobia. I once didn't leave my apartment for over a year. It was awesome.

I say apply if you think you need it. I put off applying for years because I wanted to believe I could get better. I really wish I had applied sooner.

>>10407925
Only people faking disabilities can get it.

>>10407925
>I'm too afraid to even leave my house to see the Doctor
You can apply online, I got denied though because I didn't answer the phone. I was scared and had a panic attack.

>>10407933
when I go see a medical doctor wont he just say
>"you're not afraid to leave the house or of public! You came to see me just fine!"

>>10407942
Not if you're trembling and sweating profusely.

>>10407942
Go to a crisis center first. They will get you started with everything- meds, a doctor, social services. Some of them even come to your house!

When you go to your appointments everyone will tell you how brave you are.

>>10407955
This. Though. I have a personal coach. And I also have a coach who is teaching me the basics of self-defence and helping me gain more stamina and strength. I still suffer from panic attacks and social anxiety though.

>>10407976
This all sounds like a hassle. I just want free money, not life training.

>>10407976
>have a personal coach. And I also have a coach who is teaching me the basics of self-defence and helping me gain more stamina and strength.
how do you afford this

>>10407978
The government pays for it, and I'm getting autismbux as well with vacation money included. And some extra money every year cuz "autism".

>>10407983
Understandable. I would stay like this my entire life if I have to but nah. I fucking want to change, you do need a good motivation for it though.

How to get medication with no money? I have anxiety problems along with other things. I was diagnosed and medicated for over 10 years but my insurance was cut off when I turned 18. I don't work and have no money so I don't know what to do, I'm very scared to call people and ask for help because I feel like they may think what I have is an artificial problem.

>>10407976
Yeah my caseworker makes me do things like sit around in the park so I can enjoy the glorious outdoors. Pretty depressing when you realize another adult is getting paid to make you do this shit.

>>10407995
it could be worse

he could be getting money for doing jack shit

>>10407994
Call a mental health crisis center, get a referral. Your treatment will either be free, sliding scale, or they will help you apply for Medicaid (in the US).

>>10408012
I will try this but I don't drive, I'm not sure how I'd get there. I'm starting to panic already.

>>10408001
well played :3

>>10408018
It's all good, they will call you a free taxi usually. Just tell them you have no transportation.

>>10408027
This sounds too good to be true, my paranoia is rising high. I promise to give it a try sometime soonish though, thank you for the information.

>>10408041
good luck friend

I'm too scared to apply for anxietybux.

>>10408088
I know this feeling.

>>10408088

>>10408088
we all are

back to leeching off mom and dad ;_;

>>10408088
What's there so scary about it?

>>10408142
I would suck his cock.

being NEET iso hard omfg

>>10408133
Failure in front of others?

My computer bsod'd....

>>10408133
I'm not the poster you're replying to but I'm afraid that they will just call me out on it.
"Why don't you just grow up and deal with it? go outside and get a job loser. You haven't left your room in over 3 years? How sad could you be. Your application is denied, don't waste our time again."

>>10408147
https://twitter.com/gokufan1999

>>10408154
Pretty much this

>>10408159
That wallpaper is so sad

>>10408174
The word you're looking for is "cute".

>>10408174
I'd f uck her in the c ock

>>10408159
A real neet has not need or use of having a twitter account. That falseneet is just calling out for attention

>>10408159
Oh yeah, I saw someone post that link on /ghost/. You do realize that's one of those "ironic" twitter accounts and those aren't even actual pictures of that person, right?

>>10408186
I think the attention thing is obvious enough anon.

>>10408187
You do realize you're talking out of your ass, faggot

>>10408192
No I'm not. You are angry because you believe in all that attention whoring.

>>10408195
I'm not angry. I want to know more about this princess

>>10408196
Exactly

>>10408201
yea

Ugh, so many posts...

What's going on here?

>>10408206
Let me reiterate
Exactly as in you are buying into the attention whoring.

>>10408209
Crossboarders, but it's a NEET thread so that's expected.

My computer went nuclear and had to be put out of its misery. Ordering things is really a pain when you don't have one.

>>10408220
I hope you give it a proper funeral

>>10408023
thanks, i'm here all day

>>10408214
I see.
Well then I'll just keep on doing nothing while thinking about what VN to pick next.

>>10408181
Speaking of Slayer, do American edgy teenagers listen to black metal? I wonder if it's just a Euro thingie. There were loads of famous American death metal bands but no one seemed to know or care about American BM. The general consensus was that it simply didn't exist.

>>10408209
Pretty normal speed considering there was an active topic.

>>10408237
It's a desktop so it's currently in cryogenic hibernation waiting for transplant surgery. I got a laptop so I don't have to be stuck at my desk, but if I feel a need to I'll bring it back to life.

I would give the fried motherboard a Viking funeral, but I don't think that would be very environmentally friendly. It will probably just be placed in the crypt with other bits of electronics I don't quite want to throw away.

>>10408181
Translate it weebs

How can I tell if I'm living a proper NEET lifestyle?

>>10408561
Count the number of turds on da floor
0: utter failure
1-5: do you even lift?
10-20: tru as HELL

>>10408561
>Do you have friends?
Not a TRUneet

>Do you have creative and interesting hobbies?
Not a TRUneet

>Do you one day want to be normal?

pls go away

>>10408573
But my mom comes to clean up my poo every day

>>10408586
You need to scream at her until she understands not to do it.

>>10408613
But my mom told me that if I yell at her one more time she'll bring her boyfriend over to beat me up and anally rape me. She knows I'd be too scared to report it.

hey dudes how do I neet?

>>10408585
I think you're confusing lack of employment education and training with mental illness.

Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

cant communicate irl
i feel like a child and an old man at the same time

my little brother finished college and now he treats me like a child. im pretty sure he hates me even though he imitates everything i do

well into adulthood and my parents showed me pictures of me as an infant and telling me how good those times were

i have the ability to sit in one spot and do nothing for hours and it seems like barely any time has passed

and everything like that

>>10408958

i am aware of that feeling

>>10408977
Are you my big brother?

>>10408958
same here

was looking at random articles on wikipedi
why is the human race so dumb sometimes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasingnd_giftgiving

I woke up at 5PM right when it started to rain. Not like a downpour, just normal rain. I spent the first hour of being awake listening to the rain hit the leaves outside and the occasional car driving past the house with its tires rushing through the puddles. Now I'm drinking some tea.

I think today will be a good day.

>>10409658
I'm a bugchaser. :3

>>10409658
Yeah, that's much more dumb than deliberately excluding everyone from your life and proving that you're not even planning to be trustworthy.

>>10409658
Homosexuals wiping themselves out like G*d intended.

>>10409690
What are you talking about you faggot?

>>10405113
Did you know that when you're truly and honestly smiling, a muscle that you can't normally move voluntarily contracts around your eyes and forms tiny wrinkles?

>>10409857
That sounds like a useless muscle. I'm giving that valuable nourishment that could otherwise be used elsewhere? What bull.

Do any of you guys play Ragnarok Online 2?

>>10409887
when you orgasm every muscle in your body contracts and moves a bit

>>10409895
Yeah but I use all of those.

>>10409895
How do the paralyzed cum?

>>10409921
If they can't feel anything, I don't think they can. Not unless orgasm doesn't have anything to do with feeling. I wonder if a paralyzer person would ejaculate from having their weener played with despite not being able to feel it.

They probably have wet dreams otherwise.

I'm looking for someone to play Path of Exile with. The mermaid boss is kinda hard (playing as a witch)

Does anyone have visual snow and slight tinnitus?
Is it something I should worry about or everyone sees this?
I've heard it has to do with anxiety, migraines and psychosis.

>>10410432
Don't get to stressed out about this, if you're really concerned schedule a doctor's appointment. Until then just try and get a good amount of sleep each night, reduce your caffeine intake, and shy away from any medications that you don't absolutely need. The more worked up you get over having psychosis and every other condition in the DSM, the worse its going to get.

I have a taste for an RC Cola. I'm leaving to check some gas stations for one. Wish me luck

my elbows are hurting from sitting toom uch

>>10410432
>tinnitus
I have that, I have my headphones in all the time when I'm at the computer

Listening to music or even shows for just background noise got kind of annoying so I downloaded just some brown noise. It's actually really soothing

>>10410456
good luck dont get shot and raped

>>10410386
I'm only level 10

hardcore right?

>>10410456
Good luck!

>>10408754
Not wanting to work is a disease of the mind

>>10410469
>>10410472
Thanks I made it back safely.

>>10410470
I'm 17, just started act 2. Normal difficulty

>>10408754

I think you're confusing being a failure at life with being a NEET

Fuck off

>>10410955
that's what he said, dummy

I guess it really is true that these threads are filled with crossboarders.

>>10412851

I don't like 2hou

>>10413191
Neither do I. I was referring to the fact that these threads pretty much die once they hit the bump limit.

I took a dump 5 minutes ago

livin la vida NEET.

>>10414074
reported for being disgusting

Tomorrow I think I'm going to look for some zinc pills and pygeum. If I buy them together do you think the cashier will think I'm some kind of pervert?

How do I cure gaming related neck pain?

>>10414118
Maybe if he googles it.

>>10414148
How did you get neck pain from gaming?

bump

>>10414118
Cashier won't even know what they're for, and zinc itself is a really common supplement for your immune system. I believe its also supposed to be good for prostate health as well. Not that it really matters, since you'll likely just piss it all out in the quantities contained in those supplements.

>>10414148
You might have to consider your posture while sitting at your computer, just do a quick google for suggestions. If its really bad you could always go to your doctor or maybe check out a physiotherapist for a session or two.

>>10414148
Buy a noose, works wonders.

I feel like getting a cat.
Anyone have a cat?

>>10414399
cats a shit
get a small dog

>>1041441fuck you. dogs are filthy faggotsget a cat. they are the beshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRTT_8V8o

>>10414434
Sure, get a cat if you want to get killed in your sleep.
Go with a fish.

>>10414434
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRTT_8Vjo
cats are dicks

they'll sit on your keyboard

>>10414355
I actually went out already to look for them and found them but was too embarrassed to buy them. The guy at the vitamin section kept asking if I needed help finding anything and I told him I'd find it myself eventually. They placed both in the men's health section so I won't be buying them from that store (which is an organic food store).

I'll probably check some vitamin/fitness stores tomorrow.

>>10414399
How could you not want a cute doggie like mine

bump limit

I was excited when I saw I had a message on PSN but it turned out to be something automated from Sony

>>10418923
At least you have PS3.

Are there health issues related to sitting in a chair all day?

I mean, aside from simple stuff like muscle atrophy. I'm just wondering because today the skin on my back started getting these weird pains, like painful pins and needles at random points across my back with no apparent cause. Needless to say, it's really fucking annoying, and I'm wondering if there's anyway to stop it or if I need to see a doctor.

What do you build on Troll? I usually go 3 branch, slipper, RoP, tango. Finish Basi from side shop first, then boots, phase, wand, aquila.

At that point if I'm doing well than I go straight for HotD, if not I get Drum first (usually to keep from being instagibbed in fights) and fall into a more supportive role with team buffs.

What comes after HotD is what I'm having trouble with. I really don't like getting BKB without a single actual damage item, so generally I'll get Yasha into BKB, then finish S&Y (this is bad, but I just don't like Manta on Troll at all and still need the MS/damage from Yasha.)

Personally, I have never had a game go past that point because Troll isn't one of those heroes who rices insanely fast, and losing a fights against him is so extremely punishing. I think the Satanic+Skadi combo would be very potent on him though, or just raw damage with Buriza/MKB. It's hard to decide.

>>10419727
I've spent about 3 or so years pretty much sitting at my computer and as a result I've got hemorrhoids. Probably best to move around when you can, unfortunately for me going outside is hard.

>>10419727
weight gain