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10399827 No.10399827 [Reply] [Original]

If you try to confess your love to Aya Shameimaru, you're gonna have a bad time, ze.

>> No.10399840
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>> No.10399845
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I don't want her love. I want something else. We can negotiate.

>> No.10399852
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Maybe. Nobody's ever done that to her, and she's got no idea how to react. Who knows what she'd do?

>> No.10399893

>>10399852
Breaking News: Human Rejected by Tengu Reporter

>> No.10399912

what if I confessed my cock down her throat?

>> No.10399918
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What if I'm a long time subscriber to her newspaper and I compliment it every time I meet her?

>> No.10399920

Well I guess it's a good thing I wasn't planning on confessing to her then.

>> No.10399923

>>10399912
confess this

*whips out mouth*

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>>10399918
She'd like that.

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>>10399937
Would she kiss me? On the cheek is fine.

>> No.10400023
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I just wish Aya would take me home to her place for some in-depth interviews.

>> No.10400032

I don't care, being within an audible distance of my love will provide me with happiness.
If she rejects me I shall try my hardest until the day I die
I love you Aya Shameimar!

>> No.10400072

I like chicken. Bet Aya would taste like chicken.

>> No.10400076

>>10400072
Crows don't taste good.

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>>10400013
Wha...
No, no! I meant she'd be happy if you subscribed and complimented her newspaper a lot!

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>>10400076
Son, you process and deep fry that shit enough and anything will taste good especially with more synthetic sauce added on.

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>>10400092
Aya won't.

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>>10400089
Then what about holding hands?

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>>10400104
Well...

...buddy, listen. If you want to make Aya like you, cool, but the way you're putting this it sounds like you're just subscribing to her paper and all that just for that.
She will HATE THAT. Aya cares a lot 'bout her paper. If she finds out that guy who likes it so much is just saying that to get under her skirt, she'll be devastated, or at least really upset.

>> No.10400115

>>10400097
Challenge accepted. Report to your nearest Tyson meat processing plant. We'll begin there. McD will handle the rest.

>> No.10400116

>>10400112
The nerve of these virgins, I swear.

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>>10400116
What?

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>>10400112
I enjoyed her interviews in BAiJR and her articles in SoPM. Why won't she love me?

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>>10400115
No, no, no. Aya is not for eating.

>> No.10400123

>>10400118
I meant the neckbearded virgins trying to bang Aya, not Aya.

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>>10400123
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, that would make sense, because they're the only virgins involved in the conversation, right. Of course.

>> No.10400128

>>10400118
shameimaru!

>> No.10400129

>>10400125
Oh, don't be so sensitive. I would never assume to know such things about a lady.

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>>10400121
She doesn't even know you, dude. If she fell in love with every guy who liked her work, she'd...uh...love a lot of guys.
Find some common ground with her or something.

>> No.10400131

touhou is shit

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>>10400128
Domo.

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>>10400129
Oh. Ok, good man.

>> No.10400152

I'd sooner love a pigeon than that vouyeristic crowbitch.

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>>10400152
Ouch, dude.

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>>10400130
Good idea, I won't give up just yet.

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>>10400171
That's the spirit.

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>they want to fuck
How do you get out of this situation /jp/?

>> No.10400211

>>10400199
Hypothetically, by not getting into such a situation in the first place.

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>>10400199
Do I want too?

>> No.10400221

>>10400199
You don't! Man up and give them the dick!

>> No.10400292

wings

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>>10400292
Yup.

>> No.10400364

>>10400295
fluffy wings

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You're gonna have a bad time because she's true to me.

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>>10400400
She what to huh?

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>> No.10400608

Make sure to eat her eggs

>> No.10400734

>>10400092
i wonder if that eagle would taste good

>> No.10401831
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I want to blackmail Aya into doing all sorts of lewd things.

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>>10401831
Good luck trying to catch her to do something like that.

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>>10401876
They say to court a Tengu, you must catch them first.

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>>10401893
Time to get out those golden apples, then.

>> No.10402025

>>10401876
>>10401893
Don't fight harder, fight smarter. I'm sure you could outsmart and trap Aya.

>> No.10402030

>>10402025
you're talking people who would probably have a hard time outsmarting a housecat

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>>10402030
I doubt that. /jp/ just has problems with social interaction. They're not stupid.

>> No.10402079

>>10402070
well aya is somewhat smarter than a housecat

i left her some room to maneuver

>> No.10402123

>>10402070
Nah, /jp/ers are actually a slick bunch but they choose not to socialize for whatever reasons.

>> No.10403265

>>10402123
I don't because it's like staring into the abyss. Only nicer about the whole staring back thing

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>>10401831
Don't do lewd things like that to Aya.

>>10401893
This, however, is an intriguing idea.

>> No.10403518

>>10401831
This set was very nice...but the ending felt too close to mind break, especially with the sequel.

>> No.10403674

>>10403518
I'm still not 100% on what mind break is /jp/. Is it where a girl is being fucked by lots of dicks and she's all like "Oh my God I'm being fucked by all these dicks! My mind's gonna explode!" and she makes that ahegeo face or whatever?

>> No.10403680

>>10403674
No.

>> No.10403702
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Admit it, you don't love her. You only want Aya for her body.

>> No.10403706

>>10403674
Not directly, though that's often part of it.
The most common form is the girl's getting raped, then her mind snaps and she starts loving it and worshiping dicks, usually throwing away her former self in the process.
Her personality, her dreams, her desires, the stuff that makes her her, all gets crushed and destroyed, and a new sex-obsessed self takes over her body. It's essentially mental death.

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>>10403702
I can't admit what isn't true.

>> No.10403716

what kind of toubro does Aya like

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>>10403716
She doesn't even know what that is.

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>>10403702
There's a dozen Touhous with better bodies, I want Aya for other reasons.

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>>10403722
There are?

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>>10403702
I mostly just want the company.

>> No.10403843

>>10403731

Aya's smooth tengu belly...

>> No.10403880
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She's taken.

>> No.10403888

>>10403706
So it's more like you're walking down the street with your beloved waifu when all of a sudden a gang of 70-year-old delinquent niggers jump out of nowhere, beat you up and brutally and repeatedly rape your waifu in front of you. And eventually she's all like "Oh my God I'm being fucked by all these dicks! My mind's gonna explode!" and does the ahegao face. And then the waifu you loved and cherished is dead because now she only wants to be fucked by lots of 70-year-old delinquent nigger dicks. Is it more like that?

>> No.10403921

>>10403888
Yes, minus the NTR.

>> No.10403932

>>10403888

>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

>> No.10403968

>>10403888
Sound about right.
Except the part where she's stolen from you and you have to watch them break her. That's NTR, a whole different can of worms.
Also you need a step where she starts saying she loves it and stops resisting. Ahegao and stuff usually happens when a mind breaks, but doesn't necessarily mean it.

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>>10403880
Right...

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You know, if you're trying to get people to see the existing Aya thread, bumping it would be a good idea.

>> No.10404695

>>10400199
Shit your pants.
Solved.

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>>10404695
You can shit your pants on demand?

>> No.10404781

>>10404759
A bird would marvel at that, I suppose.

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>>10404781
Clever.
Which bone do you like the least?

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Aya has no time for romance. She's a career woman.

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>>10404828
Plus who needs romance when you've got Momiji to bully?

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>>10404828
Lying is bad, Aya-chan.

>> No.10404848

>>10399845
Tengu don't negotiate with terrorists!

>> No.10404873

>>10399918
As a journalist, I can say that she would probably consider you a stalker.

Now, if you were to start giving her leads for excellent stories...

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>>10404828
I don't want to romance her, just rape

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>>10404873
I'm friends with ZUN, he told me Kasen is in 13.5. Also Touhou 14 takes place in outer space.

If it turns out true, can I massage her tengu legs?

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> Temporarily blocked from posting.

aww poor Janitor, brb 30 seconds, changing IP before your request goes through

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>>10404968
...space.

And what does Aya get if you're wrong and she wins?

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>>10404968
interesting pairing

>> No.10405085

>>10404968
>If it turns out true, can I massage her tengu legs?
Guesses don't count

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>>10405062
A massage to express my deep shame and regret for lying to her.

>>10405085
She won't know it's a guess if it's right.

>> No.10405227,1 [INTERNAL] 

shit

>> No.10405227,2 [INTERNAL] 

I thought roleplaying was against the rules.

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>>10405227
What? No way.
Either way you win, and she doesn't want your shame.

>> No.10405274

>>10405257
Who are you, her spokesman?

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>>10405274
Sure?

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>> No.10405322,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10405227,2
Seriously dude? There are no rules, NSJ is law.

>> No.10405322,2 [INTERNAL] 

Check out my trips.

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>>10405322
What's she see?

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>>10405347
You.

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>>10405449
...does she like what she sees?

>> No.10405582

>>10405493

A fat unkempt nerd? no

>> No.10405586
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>>10405582
I'm not fat or unkempt.

>> No.10405592

>>10405586

Keep telling yourself that sweetheart, whatever helps you get through the day huh?

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>>10405592
I'm no sweetheart, buddy.

>> No.10405920

>>10403722
>with better bodies

What a joke.

>> No.10406132

ayayayayayayayayayaya

>> No.10406259

>>10402025

Yeah, I'm sure you could outsmart a 1000 years old monster.

>> No.10408207

>>10399827
I read that in the voice of Little Caesar, see?

>> No.10410238

>>10406259
hey it is not like every yokai lives so long, these are the exeptions
i bet tengus live almost as long as humans

>> No.10410243

>>10410238
citation needed

>> No.10410374

>>10405612
I'm no buddy, pal.

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What does Aya think of trees? Birds like trees. Does she hang out in them a lot? Does she have a tree house?

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