/jp/ - Otaku Culture

mr. ross called me out on using answers from the back of the book :(

I go to a university and illegally learn for free and attend courses I'm not enrolled on.

Feels good, man.

I fell asleep in class and when I woke up the lights were off and everyone had gone to lunch

Feels good blending into the surroundings

I am now an unemployed, I finished the school some time ago.

https://www.4chan.org/rules#global2

I made eye contact with another man in the bathroom. It was for about 3 seconds.

>School
>January
Lel'd like HELL OP... Thanks for the leugh.

>>10393333
These quads by the way...
... were on purpose.

>>>/fk/

The other day I woke up late for school but I could make it in time to attend the final class of the day. Once I got to the classroom there was nobody there but two other girls who were preparing to leave. I asked them what happened and they said classes were over. I asked what about the final class and they told me it ended just then.

Turns out the day before was daylight savings time and I forgot to change the hour.

>>10393327
>3 seconds
that's a really long time, and could easily be considered staring length. Did you both want to suck each others dick or something?

>>10393333

>>10393327
Who's the beta that broke off eye contact first you or him?

A bully I hate threatened me for my lunch money. After I gave it he pushed me to the ground and his friends started kicking me.

>>10393375
Did you tell the teacher what happened?

>>10393360
>>10393343
I don't even remember, he was mexican and I was really hoping it turned into gay sex in the school bathroom.

>>10393375
Maybe he'll leave you alone if you sug his dick

Not even the bullies care about me. I'm too boring to tease.

I had to takea huge shit today at 2 pm like before. I think I might ask the nurse if something is wrog with me taking a great shit every day at the same time.

>>10393330
Some high school seniors are 18.

>>10393398
Not being on /jp/ has backed up your shitposting into your anus.

>>10393327
That's a lot of time. Anything else happened?

When I was still in school I attended a thing afterschool where you could get homework done at school. It was basically another class tacked onto the end of the day for self-study. Often times I used that hour to go to the girl's bathroom and masturbate. After finishing a little extra cum would always leak out into my pants and it felt perverted.

That was years ago.

>>10393304
>I go to a university and illegally learn for free
Looks like all that extreme capitalism and freedom is living up to the PR lmao

I'm skipping this week of college because I haven't gotten the work I was supposed to hand in last Friday anywhere near done. It's gotten really... hard to concentrate on everything lately.

Gah, I really hate this and can't handle it anymore. Too stressed out from everything... I wish I could be a NEET again, or maybe having some minimum wage job. Anything would be better than this stressful mind-numbing place called college ;_;

>>10393408
I always make long eye-contact with people for no reason in school, it makes me uneasy/embarrassed as hell. But I swear I can see people staring at me first, and it makes me even more restless.

Holy balls, no wonder 4chan is terrible right after midday lecture/lab!

It's the underaged, all visiting at once just like they do everything else at the same time

P.S.
>can I have, like, 20 bucks
No, you may not.

i dont have classes this week and i feel bad about NEETing it up at home :(

>>10393409
I think you are onto something...

>>10393271
I'm the one that do the bulling.

>>10393421
get fucked geezer!

>>10393271
How did you guys get bullied at school?

When I think back, I was in the smart class, and no one bullied anyone.

And no one bullied the smart class, cause for some reason we also had the strong guys.

>>10393421
Yep, and a good amount of the Europeans/Australians are asleep by now too.

>>10393414
I know exactly how you feel, I quit because of the stress and been NEETing for a couple months. They're getting me back in to do something different though and I dun wanna go

It's still summer break you turbogeek.

lololol

>>10393437
>summer
Get a load of this southern hemisphere trash.

>>10393433
I was a bully at school but then karma bit me in the ass and I was bullied for a while, then I had my revenge and became a bully again. Suddenly nobody cared about bullying or gameboys or videogames or playing football and all they cared about was girls and cell phones and girls learned how to have periods so they were icky and hard to bully.

Now I'm a bully without a target.

>>10393414
Maybe you're burned out from all the stress? I actually had to go get a psychiatrist because my brain was literally damaged from all the stress of my last two years of college and then my first six months of work. She prescribed me some Wellbutrin that ended up reestablishing my brain's chemical balance and now I feel pretty much fine, still a bit burned out but it's tolerable now.

>>10393455
doesn't wellbutrin prevent you from jizzing

>>10393471
It's the opposite. You'll be jizzing all over the place, all the time.

Its horrible. I am avarage in school, yet I do not enjoy it at all.
I am okay in socializing, been class-mate-friends with some girl for 2 years now. Shes a geek aswell, that might be the reason. I am not really interested in anyone else. Not getting bullied either, I am to boring to being bullied.
Its so saddening to be around ppl and still feel so empty inside. No desire for a girl, no desire for good grades. Its just all empty. I just want to fall asleep and never wake up again...

Teachers have been telling I live in a fantasy world for years now, It even was often the comment on my school certificate.(Is that the correct term for the papers you get at the end of a year with all the grades on? - Not native eng.)

Anyway, drifting of to my parallel worlds is the only thing that keeps me happy. I often get asked why I have such an overly happy expression on my face. Often I find myself dumbfounded to this question, not knowing what to answer, because the person who talked to me was just ripping my away from my imaginary world.

Thats what school is for me, I often fall asleep aswell. Noone seems to care...

>>10393455
>my brain was literally damaged
What the HELL

>>10393455
Sounds like a serious case of whiny little bitch syndrome.

It was horrible, I was late to class, everyone laughed at me and I couldn't find my room. Luckily, I woke up and remembered that I graduated from high school nine years ago. That was quite a terrifying night, though.

It's almost 4:20 so I'm gunna go smoke some dope with my large and cool social circle.

i walked 6 FRIGG*N miles today to mcdonalds with money i took from my moms purse.. i just got back from there and i have feet blisters.

it hurts. i also found a hat meant for girls on the side of the road so i brought it home for my sister.. it just needs to be washed.

>>10393526
Why would you go so far for McDonalds of all things

>>10393495
Wake up Neo.
The Matrix has you…
Follow the white rabbit.
Knock knock knock.

>>10393405
kurosawa!?

>>10393526
cuz i like mcdonalds very much

also.. i found a can of tobacco laying on the sidewalk on my way home. i am curious to try it but i dont do drugs so i am conflicted. i have never tried it or cigarettes before and i don't want to end up dead.

>>10393552
One cigarette won't hurt you

Make sure you don't let your mum find out though!

>>10393495
I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

my fucking ei key broke nd i cnt type on my journl

>>10393552

Don't do it anon-kun, it will sap all your neet money.

It will just taste like shit anyway

i can't believe im 23 and my life is already over. getting old sucks.

>>10393552
got thousands of dollars a year to blow on nothing? then go for it

>>10393552
It's a nasty habit. You'll smell bad and waste all your money on them.

Just binge drink like a functional person.

>>10393565
>>10393567
its in chewy form so i dont know what to do. is it just like gum? also it was already opened so the jews might have poisoned it and left it there to kill me

>>10393576
I bet the poison/pcp would be more expensive than the tobacco itself. Who'd waste the money to kill some random asshole who finds shit on the street and puts it in his mouth?

Anyway I don't know how you do dip. I think you don't literally chew it and wedge it between your teeth and your cheek.

>>10393576
You're better off smoking cigarettes

>>10393495
Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

>>10393271
>How was your day at school /jp/?

I started OB/GYN rotation the horror.

i wonder if you could get caught if you laced cigs with posion and left them for people to find

>>10393545
>>10393566
>>10393589
WTF guys, havent even though of the matrix.
I do not believe!
But nice thoughts you have there, hah.

>>10393576
Just put it between your teeth and gum and keep it there. Might taste a bit bad, but it's ok.

>>10393594
Stop abusing the spoiler function.

boring

>>10393601
it says on the can "very addictive"

im scared. but i must overcome my fear, that is how to enjoy life.

>>10393404
I dunno, man. I was 16.

>>10393598
hah, fag

I only have school tomorrow this week, sadly it is the day where I have the most classes, but I actually don't mind going to psychology for 3 hours, the class is fun and I actually learn stuff that is interesting instead of doing math for 3 hours like last semester.

I wish I could find a field that I am interested in that also isn't completely useless, I'm majoring in CS but I don't like math at all.

>>10393612
its dangerous as fuck
don't bother

>>10393552
you sound so cute! :3

>>10393635
i bet it's a little girl

it says snuff and the internet says that mean you put it in your nose. that sounds like cocaine im going to die.

but then i saw some video where he put it in his mouth. what the h*ck this is confusing.

>>10393640
please dont do this to yourself

>>10393612
>>10393640
Google image "Effects of chewing tobacco" and see if its something you like

>>10393415
Maybe you're attractive