/jp/ - Otaku Culture

thanks

DEL

>>10381721
it stopped

I finished ttyd for the first time last night, tonight I might try to finish skies of arcadia.

has the shitposting from last thread stopped?

So is this one janitor approved?

This kind of thread should only be posted once a month because nothing really changes.

HAY TRUNEETS WUT R U DOIN

nothing

O RLY FUCK THAT'S BOTH SURPRISING AND AMAZING. HAHA US NEETS AMARITE

>>10381727
You can apply that same shit to a million topics using that same dumb reduction argument you just made

>>10381727
We can surmise on the ways to be the most efficient NEET

>>10381731
Can I though? There's only so many ways to be unemployed.

>>10381727
chill

>>10381727
This

It's sad that it'll never improve though. These will always be containment threads at best.

Ever since I started neeting it up my blood pressure has gone way down and my pulse has gone way up.

>>10381734
You can reduce any discussion or activity down to something of very little substance with reduction, yes.

クソスレ認定
でｌ

been trying to learn C++ to keep my mind from thinking about my position

not doing so hot

>>10381736
It's one fucking thread.

You aren't adding much to the board either by coming into it and just bitching needlessly when you could ignore it.

If you hate it that much go to /q/ or ignore it

>>10381746
>learning a programming language

god no, it's so hard

>>10381747
It's never just one thread. It's an official announcement that /jp/ is the board for blogging about your life, and people are going to take that shit mentality with them when they venture out of the prison.

Get a blog, faggot.

>>10381753
I'd agree except /jp/ always had stuff like this

Except before it was more spread onto multiple threads

>>10381747
It's almost twice a day when there isn't enough new things happening to warrant it.

Also it smacks of blogging and self interest.

>>10381749
Yeah I crawled out of a week long depressive sprint and figured I need to start putting my mind to something.

I figured learning a little programming would be more useful than learning Japanese. Then I remembered I'm dumb and I have to work 3x as hard as a regular person to get anywhere.

>>10381749
learning the syntax is not so hard, but learning the principles behind it is.

Why not just make a NEET IRC channel?

>>10381761
IRC is for neurotypicals

>>10381759
Let's learn programming together, dude.

I'm currently reading SICP but I'm struggling.

>>10381764
So is 4chan.

>>10381761
theres already a text-only ts3 but it doesn't get used much

>>10381761
because why go somewhere else when my favourite site has a board for it?

Out of the blue my aunt told my mother she wants to take my cousins and I out on Monday because they don't have school. I don't know where she's taking me, nor do I know which cousins are going.

>>10381770
>text-only ts3
what's the point?

>>10381764
It'll just be a circlejerky hangout with people who spam /jp/ memes.

Let's make a jabber conference instead.

>>10381773
Just like the NEET generals.

>>10381776
That's a funny joke

>>10381764
So are blogthreads.

>>10381774
Please leave, crossboarder.

>>10381774
You mean /r9k/?

>>10381783
b-but anon chan do you not like hearing about my life?

That's why you're here right?

>>10381785
I've made 4 NEET threads on r9k and they get no responses

They've left the board. Now it's just omegle threads and rate me like /soc/

>>10381779
I'm guessing you haven't seen true IRC circlejerking.

It's when people greet each other by their real names, while discussing who fucked the most hot whores on the last NEET party. That's what the /jp/ IRCs are like.

>>10381786
No.

>>10381788
>typical /jp/ online meetup

>>10381791
>NEETs are not allowed friends or pot dealers

I've been living a lie

>>10381794
How do people still not know the different between Hikki and NEET

Jesus fucking christ

>>10381788
>tfw no hot /jp/ whore

>>10381794
They're talking about hikkis, not NEETs. Those words aren't interchangeable.

>>10381794
NEET /= Hikikomori

>>10381795
>>10381797
I selectively read it.

>please do not misuse spoiler tags

>>10381795
>not having a dial a doper that drops off product
>laughing whores

>>10381791
Also, they all gather around the few females in the room and start jerking around her in a circle. The female enjoys the attention she receives.

I'm going to have to end my truNEET ways until May starting Tuesday. I have until Sunday at 11:59 pm to decide if I want to drop out. I have convinced myself that dropping out is not the best idea. I played video games and installed gentoo all day.

>>10381805
Yeah I don't see a female showing up to a /jp/ meetup unless someone lets Milk in. Never seen a girl in the ts3 one though, she'd probably get banned for starting shit.

>>10381806
we all know you're going to have a panic attack and not go

drop out already

>>10381806
>installed gentoo
ebin /g/ro

Whew.
Just got home from my club bartending job. It was pretty crazy tonight.
Probably gonna pack a bowl and play some PoFV with my bro to get my mind off it.
NEET life sure is rough.

>>10381806
Good luck

I ended up staying at university too, just because it seemed like the easiest option.

>>10381806
Good. You finally stopped being a dumb fuck making dumb choices like these failures in this thread.

It's not worth dropping out in the end. Keep at it.

>>10381816
partied hard last night with my frat bros

life sure is tough as a hikki

>>10381819
he hasn't actually succeeded yet

there's still time for him to fail unconditionally

I CAN'T STOP FAPPING TO LOLI FEET

>>10381821
He just has to realize that being as pathetic and worthless as you guys isn't worth it.

>>10381815
>LLLLEEELLLL
LE E/g/IN WIN /g/RO

>>10381823
Same.

>>10381823
sounds like you've been deFEETed LOL!

>>10381823
drawn right? r-right?

>>10381827
I am going to use this meme with my online friends next time

>>10381824
that's just assumptions

just because someone wants to take it easy doesn't mean they're worthless or pathetic

you call millionaires who live off wealth pathetic? They hire others to do their work for them

Sure are pathetic making cash lol

I started going to uni but I realize it's way too far to drive and I hate going outside.

My parents treat me like shit. I'm miserable everywhere. If only I could get autismbux in murrika

>>10381832
I'm definitely pathetic

>>10381835
that's what the jews want you to think

you must spend your life slaving in their debt system

>>10381834
If I hadn't of moved out to university I never would have bothered

>>10381837
Did your parents pay for it, or did you take loans?

>>10381840
I took $100,000 in loans but I don't have to pay them until I get a job

there's a wait period before they start charging interest

>>10381840
Loans

It isn't bad because I'm from the UK, and tuition isn't as badly expensive

But yeah I'm probably screwed next year.
I rarely attend as it is

>>10381843
So how do they make you pay? Is there a way to get out of it?

>>10381770
>>10381809
What's the server address?

>>10381832
>you call millionaires who live off wealth pathetic? They hire others to do their work for them

Except that no one here is like that. And most of them worked for what they earned, not like the NEET here. That's like calling a CCIE certified network technician unworthy of his cerification, when he's surely spent over 5000 hours+ diligently studying for it.

Lazy people like yourself should be shot.

>Talk about your sedentary indoor not in work, education or training lifestyle here.

If I'm training to be the strongest fighter there ever was, can I still consider myself a NEET?

>>10381852
>And most of them worked for what they earned

Not necessarily. There are old money millionaires.

>>10381846
At least in the UK it's handled by the government

I'm not sure if it will happen next year, I don't think I will fail but I don't really go enough at all.

The money is paid per university term so I kinda have to pass to keep being paid

At least with the system here you don't have to repay until you have above X income, and if you don't repay it all in a certain number of years the debt is written off anyway

I'm not sure what the government was thinking but whatever

>>10381852
>lazy

that's a weird way to say liberated

>>10381858
I'll allow it

Instead of "shitting" up a thread that you don't like, report it and move on. Sticking around to shitpost in it isn't going to make these threads taboo all of a sudden, and it only breaks global rule 3.

>>10381858
well you're not in official training so yes

>>10381858
only if you beat this guy up >>10381852


>>10381850
ts55.gameservers.com:9207

>>10381852
Remember guys, if you don't slave away to the established system for the benefit of millionaires and the government you're lazy

>>10381869
Reporting a thread that isn't against the rules won't do anything.

Working on finishing up Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask before Ni no Kuni comes out on Tuesday, since I don't like playing two games at once usually.

>>10381873
I think most of us are lazy regardless.

>>10381877
The concept of laziness is a social construct

>>10381877
>everyone is the same as me

no, bad timmy

>>10381875

>>10381875

I would work but I'm too ugly(facial deformity), fat, and socially retarded.

My own fault.

>>10381873
Suit yourself Mr. Fox. We all know deep inside that you'd like to move out of that basement sometime and stop being such a burden on your parents.

>>10381880
Whatever you say, Doug

>>10381880
Who are you quoting?

>>10381883
Grocery stores hire literal retards.

>>10381890
Timmy, obviously.

>>10381884
Not him but I've discovered the secret to being content is mitigating obligation. The less I "have" to do the better off I am.

>>10381889
Literal retards don't have the self-awareness to worry about their issues.

>>10381884
I'm not very expensive to maintain

>$30 noodles a month
>internet but they would've paid for it anyways

burden my ass

whose going to take care of them when they get senile? ME

>>10381902
>asian asshole parents making you study

lel

>>10381875
I kind of figured pigs would be bad at having multiple things on the go.

I'm glad I grew up in an asian household. Ending up like you guys would be the last thing I'd do.

>>10381889
>Developmentally Disabled Burger King Employee Only Competent Worker
http://www.theonion.com/articles/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only,462/

>>10381875
What would you do if Rin liked ham n bacon? Would that be a deal-breaker?

>>10381902
My condolences

>>10381902
Doctor, lawyer, engineer or banker?

>>10381904
Eventually you get the steel inside yourself so you don't need anyone else forcing you to do things, you just feel like it. After that point it stops sucking, and the rest of your life goes pretty well.

>>10381906
vore
>>10381910
so you've been successfully brainwashed into a workerbee
cool

>>10381912
>cool

Yup. It's actually pretty pleasant to be like that. If someone hated working, they'd have a pretty terrible life.

Making a MMORPG

>>10381921
Just by yourself?

>>10381922
Yes, too autistic to work with other people.

>>10381921
I hope it's a big hit

>>10381921
you're using diablo 2 sprites?

>>10381924
Well good luck. There's not exactly a shortage of MMORPGs and I can't think of a single popular one that was made by a lone prog so you'll probably need it. Make jaypee proud.

>>10381921
>knight with arcane bolts

lame and would not play

>>10381927
Way better than stickmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewIkLJJKomQ

>>10381921
Pretty sure you posted that same image several days ago with nearly the same text.

Work coming along slowly then?

>>10381936
Not really.

The engine is done, I just have to "borrow" more sprites+sounds

>>10381933
It's a 'Knight Human' who removes 'debuf'. I find that funny with my autism acting up and all. You should just make everything in Engrish.

>>10381933
>>10381948
All the classes will have specific spells. I just don't have enough time to draw animations/icons for all of them. So I just made some generic ones and assigned them to most of the classes

>>10381947
>borrow sprites

Look how well it turned out the last time.

http://weremagnus.deviantart.com/art/Abyssal-Drake-136175584
http://gensym.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Reversed-345423621

>Nobody is going to help you fix this, you fucking retarded piece of trash. Only an artist could fix this. Artists don't help thieves. Go kill yourself.
And good luck with your piece of shit game, you talentless fuck. ='D

>>10381921
Is your name NIKITA?

>>10381976
Nope, it is Carlos

>>10381947
You should just make an improved Castle of the Winds

>>10381980
don't like to me, ``pacha''

I have a Bachelor's and I've been offered a job.

>>10381993
congratulation

>>10381993
What are you doing in the NEET thread?

>>10381994
thanks

>>10381995
hmm . . . I'm sorry

how come so many people sage threads so much in /jp/? a lot of people dont even seem to hate the thread but they sage anyway. seems rude.

>>10382004
Someone recently said something about NEET threads opening up a floodgate of outsiders who don't belong here at all.
Well, there you go.

>>10382004
Or maybe you should learn what sage actually means , rather than treating it as an insult like /v/ told you it was

>>10382007
/jp/ is fucking ruined anyway

/q/ was just people from other boards deciding what was allowed here

>>10382007
>>10382009
>>10382013
it was an elaborate ruse i have actually read the faq. you guys totally fell for it.

>>10382025
holy CRAP
nice one

/jp/ wasn't this bad last week
what the hell happened?

>>10382068
/jp/ has been pretty bad for the last few weeks.

>>10382070
/jp/ has been pretty bad for the past few months

>>10382068
>>10382070
>>10382072
/jp/ has been pretty bad for the last few years.

>>10382072
yeah, but it's gotten even worse over the last few weeks

>>10382080
4chan is bad, it's always been bad, etc.

You can never get into a detailed debate about anything here, many of the threads are full of shit tier topics and laughable understanding of them, and meme-spouting and name-calling is how you all effectively argue or end discussions.

It's really sad when on some subreddits you can actually discuss things with people who aren't complete retards.

>>10381902
Lel, I grew up in a strict Asian culture as well, was literally a straight A student who won all awards and whatnot.

But my repressed fucked up childhood experience all came full blown when I was in college and I became a complete recluse and failed out and am now a NEET.

And of course it's shamefur dispray, I'm a failure to my family and they threaten to throw me out almost anytime I speak to them.

>>10382083
Why are you still here? All of your friends are waiting for you on Reddit.

I took 240mg of Vyvanse but I feel like I'm going to pass out. I haven't slept since Friday but the drugs are supposed to help me go on my sleepless binges.

>>10382083
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>10382089
>>10382093
Sadly I prefer it here, I guess I'm one of the worthless retards.

>>10382083
maybe nobody feels the need to debate on the internet because they're smart enough to realize that it isn't going to help or affect anything at all and soon the thread will 404 erasing any trace of what was posted forever.

if there's anything in this world that can be considered absolutely 100% the most pathetic thing ever it's pseudo intellectualism on the internet.

>>10382095
>maybe nobody feels the need to debate on the internet because they're smart enough to realize that it isn't going to help or affect anything at all and soon the thread will 404 erasing any trace of what was posted forever.
i.e. laziness, stupidity, lack of desire to discover/learn, etc.

When you argue with a professor it doesn't fucking matter, neither your or them is ever going to be significant.

Some of us dislike being ignorant though. Not most of le 4chanz :P though, whoever can come up with the wittiest shitpost is always right.

>>10382095
Discussion doesn't have to be pretentious and pseudo intellectual to be worthwhile.

My grandma purposely didn't pay the cable bill (internet is tied in with it) knowing that beyond all else I cannot survive without internet so I would have no choice but to pay it; taking a fair chunk out of my already dwindling savings.

She's trying to force me into working at a shit job, she keeps telling me that "convenience stores are always hiring.."

I spend so much time cleaning because I keep peeing on everything. The bad smell, the disgusting taste, the noise it makes when it hits dry fabric, the warmth it gives, and the way it makes dry things wet, all of it is something I just can't go more than 24 hours without. It's not even that arousing anymore, yet I can't stop. Why do I have to be controlled by such a fetish? It's even the main focus of most of my dreams. Everything's piss.

>>10382085
>Lel, I grew up in a strict Asian culture as well, was literally a straight A student who won all awards and whatnot.
>But my repressed fucked up childhood experience all came full blown when I was in college and I became a complete recluse and failed out and am now a NEET.

Story of my life. I was the best student (academically) in my class and got a full scholarship abroad when I started high school. But with all that freedom given to me with my family thousands of miles away, things go downhill quickly and I got my scholarship revoked and kicked back to my home country. I only decided to go into college several years later because I don't want to see my mother crying anymore ;_;. But still I don't know what I'm gonna do after graduation or if I could even complete the course...

I'm in uni but have to drive like 70 miles every day to get there and I can't even think straight from being a depressed recluse for 3 years and don't speak to anyone.

I think I'm making a retarded idea but have nothing else to do, and don't have the supporting parents to take care of me so I can live the peaceful life of a NEET.

What do I do? Other than suicide, please.

>>10382100
oh okay, yeah talking to your professor? yep he clearly has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

my point is you're not significant on the internet either. at least when you're talking to someone qualified you might learn something.

>>10382108
How old are you? What are you studying? What do you plan on doing with the degree?

Why this thread is still here? How neet lifestyle is related to otaku culture?

>>10382110
>yep he clearly has no fucking idea what he's talking about.
Where the fuck did that implication come from?

But you're right. Statistically redditors have more education than 4channers, so it would make sense to have discussions with them and leave the shitposting retards to le 4chan :P

>>10382115
>How neet lifestyle is related to otaku culture?

>>10382119
you seem pretty convinced. the only question that remains is why are you here?

>>10382120
Goddammit, wrong pic. Still fits I guess.

>>10382119
Why are you associating "le" with 4chan it clearly comes from Reddit and heavily emphasizes Reddit behaviors?

>Statistically redditors have more education than 4channers
Now you are just pulling things out of your ass.

>so it would make sense to have discussions with them
Please by all mean just go there and never return since there's nothing worth doing here for you anyway.

>>10382007
I think anime is gay and I only come here for the NEET stories and talking

>>10382085
>>10382108
Figured there would be people where this kind of upbringing backfired. I've always liked studying and pushing the limits, so this never really occured to me.

Looking back to it I hated my parents back then when beatings and whatnot occured as a child. But I can see why they treated me that way, and I thank them for that.

>>10382124
He must be one of those "shitposting retards " that he mentioned in his posts. Maybe the reason why /jp/'s quality is down so much is because he's posting here.

>>10382132
They actually beat you if you did bad?

What in the flying fuck

Does anyone else have a large number of deja vu moments? I got one reading this thread

Also I'm gonna be getting a pizza later, what toppings should I get?

>>10382148
Have you developed a BDSM fetish by chance?

>>10382138
My mom used to lock me inside a room and have me cry for hours until I stopped. They stopped with the beatings when I became 13 or something like that. Because after that I became more or less self dependent. They didn't restrict me on having friends or anything, it's just that they were very pushy with how I performed in school.

>>10382146
>pizza

Chicken, garlic, and creamy sauce

>>10382135
I've been posting here since it was first added.

>>10382151
I like femdom.

>>10382148
I wish I had parents that cared that much

It's been 5 years being a NEET and they've given up telling me to get a job.

They should just throw me out but they haven't

>>10382151
Not him but my mom used to beat the shit out of me and was a power tripping control freak who never let me out of the house or to watch tv or vidya.

I do have a femdom BDSM fetish now but it doesn't meant that's necessarily why.

That's part of why I'm so mentally fucked and on the verge of suicide though.

>>10382168
>I wish I had parents that cared that much
Spoken like a true ignorant. If you had parents who were completely obsessive and controlling over every aspect of your life to the point where you couldn't even develop your own sense of identity and have any sense of freedom to be yourself or live life at all or do anything you would enjoy.

>>10382178
but you're a successful so it worked

>>10382132
>I've always liked studying and pushing the limits, so this never really occured to me
I wish I had that kind of motivation, my brain kinda decrease its working capability by half when it comes to academics. When I was a kid, I was so full of myself that I thought I was better than everyone else so there's no reason for me to try anymore. It worked until high school because I had my parents pushing me around but then >>10382108 happened.

>>10382114
I'm currently 21 but I just started my first year in college. I'm taking Commercial Laws (since that's what my parents want) right now but I have no idea what I'm gonna do with that since I suck hard when it comes to conversations and face-to-face debate. I should have just taken English language as my major and have an easy 4-year ride out of college...

>>10382158
creamy sauce?

You are now aware that Christian Weston Chandler came to the attention of the internet through his posts about himself on this board.

That's right, Chris-Chan was a /b/tard.

At any time, the overly emotional person you're arguing with could be just like Chris-Chan. You could even be more similar to Chris-Chan than you realize.

>>10382181
No it doesn't. You would be empty inside all the time and would probably suicide at a young age, or become a serial rapist.

>>10381689

test

>>10382148 here
>>10382196
Not really. But I guess it depends on the person.

>>10382193
wasn't he trolling? and then there was a real chris chan that did the exact same thing except he was apparently not retarded?

that whole story was a bunch of fuck and I never paid much attention.

>>10382193
You know I actually look up to the guy?


I'm not currently doing anything repulsive enough to warrant internet people blogging about me though.

>>10382194
oh my pizza joint has a sauce that replaces pizza sauce if you want called garlic sauce.

it tastes so good on chicken pizza

>>10382181
I'm not successful, I'm the guy who had the strict asian parenting but became a shutin in college and failed out and spend all day on 4chan waiting for the final push to kill myself.

After almost 3 years of doing nothing intellectually stimulating I feel incredibly stupid, I can't think straight and feel disconnected from any music I listen to, anime I watch, movies/tv or vidya(which i basically don't even do anymore).

I destroyed my mind and my life, not saying the blame is entirely on my upbringing but that obviously is a huge contributing factor.

>>10382193
Well it does feel like 98% of the people I see post are smarter than me

>>10382129
4channers are also generally younger.

>>10382212
All that wasted effort for nothing... Should've just stopped being a cry baby bitch and kept on going instead.

>>10382226
Says the pampered NEET who got whatever he wanted as a kid and lives comfortably now on his parents' dime.

NEETs around the world, I have a question for you:
Do you have a NEET uniform?
When I weekendNEET around I wear nothing but a really big shirt (at least for my size) that almost reaches my knee (and in the winter socks too), similar to the idolNEET with the clever censoring.
So, do YOU?

>>10382224
>4channers are also generally younger.
Agreed

http://www.urlai.com/url/boards.4chan.org-jp

>boards.4chan.org-jp is probably written by a female somewhere between 13-17 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

>>10382224
haha, the fact that you believe that can possibly ever be accurate is astounding.

i'd link you the essay I wrote on why internet polling and surveying is single handedly the worst way to gather quantitative information ever, but i think you'd be too busy drooling and making creepy squealing noises while your handler watches you.

>>10382199
So that childhood hasn't affected you negatively?

>>10382229
Wait, do you think these `` go out and work stop wasting my tax dollars'' right-wingers posting here are actually NEETs? This wouldn't be surprise me.

>>10382235
I wear a grey fleece over my pajamas.
sometimes just a tracksuit if I showered that morning

>>10382237
Why is Alexa unreliable?

>>10382235
>weekendNEET
>idolNEET
Holy fuck Sean just stop posting.

Anyway
>a NEET uniform
That would be my birthday suit.

Yes indeed, everyone had high expectations of me when I was growing up, and what do you know...

>>10382244
Yes, I do.

>>10382235
Summer: undershirt, gym shorts, ankle socks

Winter: undershirt, t-shirt/long sleeve shirt, gym shorts, pajama pants, calf socks

>>10382243
Birthday suit does not go well with my leather office chair, unfortunately.

>>10382235
I haven't washed my clothes in like a year. I pick up something that smells the least horrible off the floor when I leave my room, and spend anytime I'm not eating, shitting, pissing, or taking my weekly or monthly shower in bed. My monitor faces my bed so I never have to get out of it.

>>10382248
>Birthday suit does not go well with my leather office chair
Why wouldn't it?

>>10382235
I usually wear an oversized shirt or tanktop, which ends up looking like a dress.
In winter I cocoon myself under blankets for the whole day and in summer I wear nothing but underwear.

>>10382243
Could you just yamete kudasai it?
For the last time, I'm not this so called ``Sean''!

>>10382252
Oh, to add, I only put on clothes when I leave my room. I stay in bed naked with the sheets over me, and just shitpost on 4chan all day.

>>10382257
Please leave.

>>10382240
Not at all. I think people should stop overdramatizing everything. Asian parents beat you for a reason and you should follow those reasons, because in the end all they want is for you to have a good future.

Whether you're a pussy bitch being depressed about it when you're all grownup is another thing.

Because I'm grateful to know that I earn 90k$+ a year after getting that treatment.

>>10382258
Why, do you live with someone?

>>10382257
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>10382277
My parents

>>10382264
But didn't you fail out of whatever university you were at?

>>10382288
Not that guy.

>>10382287
I have always wondered how parents usually react when they realize their son is a NEET.
Do they try to kick you out? Do they just find it OK and let you NEET around your whole life?

>>10382288
There were two Asians, one whose parents beat them up and they became successful and one whose parents beat them up and they became a failure.

I'm somewhere in the middle right now.

>>10382296
>>10382299
Ah, Asian who was a failure here, I am only half Asian and am Indian at that, but my parents are both doctors and expected me to do the same thing too. My dad is American, and really more of the beater for power tripping than to discipline me for school like my mother did.

There was a lot of psychological abuse from my dad that probably made me end up where I am too, along with being constantly bullied/beaten up at school as I was forced to dressed as a preppy nerd by my dad and was unaware of culture as I wasn't allowed to watch TV or play video games

>>10382299
The sad thing is that my parents hardly ever beat me up and are actually supportive of my decisions, the only problem is that I just can't make any.

>>10382298
It's complicated. My dad is one of those obsessive controlling stalker-types who wants to know every aspect of my life and feels insecure at the idea of me no longer being dependent on him.

He was glad when I failed out of uni. My Indian mother on the other hand is constantly furious at the great shame I have brought, though she still will do literally whatever my dad tells her, and he wouldn't pay for college for the past two years though my mother wanted me to go back, she will just go along with whatever he says, so that was that. I was in a better mind state in 2011 when I wanted to go back, though since my parents are doctors I wasn't eligible for Financial Aid because of their high incomes. I just started this semester as I'm now 24 and can be classified as independent, though I feel I'm going to end up just not forcing myself to leave my room and failing anyway.

I need to figure out how to get autismbux

>>10382331
>He was glad when I failed out of uni.
Why?

I think my little brother is turning into a NEET like me

he refuses to get a job and he's almost 18 in a few months

this household cannot support two NEETs

how do I make him realize the error of his ways?

>>10382264
B-but I wouldn't want to grow up into a crazy right-wing person stuck in capitalist rat race who justifies child abuse. Maybe lobotomy would make me happier too, but I'm not sure I can agree to receive it yet.

>>10382348
Sounds like you're fucked.

>>10382348
get a job, once he has one scream something about rusing him and go back to being a NEET.

>>10382348
By getting a job.

>>10382348
If he gets a job you'll probably be treated horribly that you're in your 20s and your teenage brother is working towards independence.;


Guess you're fucked either way, but so am I. I'm thinking of going to a random city and being homeless, I want to go to a place where I'm least likely to be murdered by thugs or cops.

>>10382339
>My dad is one of those obsessive controlling stalker-types who wants to know every aspect of my life and feels insecure at the idea of me no longer being dependent on him.

>>10382348
Get him into education if he doesn't want a job, like community college or something.
Don't try to relate things back to how you turned out because that'll only make him want to be NEET because it looks easy.

>>10382366
being homeless would be horrible anon, you should better consider your options.

Please leave, EETs.

>>10382339
Like I said, my entire life he's been obsessively controlling of me. It's not something you'd understand if you didn't experience it or know someone who inflicted this on another. But basically he "gets off" on having me be dependent on him, he would get insecure and treat me like some outsider when I was actually first in uni and doing fine. My whole life he's psychologically manipulated me into thinking I could never survive on my own and needed him, another excuse I tell myself for why I failed out and can't talk to anyone, but in the end it's really my fault. I'm in my 20s, I should be thinking for myself.

>>10382375
Really at this point suicide is the only thing. I don't want to die.

>>10382377
That's pretty fucked up dude.

>>10382375
Actually that would be a great experience for him because it could make him realize how great his life has been up till now, unless he gets killed by a random thugs on the street or starvation. But before that he needs the motivation to actually get out of his comfort zone.

>>10382351
At least it's better than being NEET and being low on money.

I wish the government would find me a job

I'm incapable of getting one myself and all the job agencies do is tell you to apply.

That doesn't help with the interview where I'm a nervous wreck that starts shaking.

This is bad, even for a NEET thread.

>>10382410
Well now you have all the time in the world to play videogames

>>10382380
That's really just scratching the surface. Not going to go on a "woe is me" tirade but my childhood was horrible mainly because of him, being the bullied outcast and having a psychologically(and physically though nothing extreme) abusive parent on top of the pressure to be the top of my class academically and never being able to experience the video games/tv shows that I'd fantasize daily about was a miserable childhood. As fucked as my life is now, I still felt a lot worse as a child.

>>10382406
Thank you for your shitposting letting us know anon

>>10382410
I think you need a hug.
Can I hug you?

>>10382414
Ha. I have some self-diagnosed OCD or something or maybe even some kind of paranoid schizophrenia that's stopped me from doing things like this, all I really enjoy anyway. Anime/vidya/tv series/books/movies I almost never do because of this sense that I'm not there or not goign to experience it properly/zone out/not understand it, and have done almost none of that for the past 3 years. And that is all my own doing. It's self-torture, I don't know or understand why I feel this way. I set up an exit bag in December and was planning on killing myself but decided to retry uni and try not to take things seriously and to do the things that I love and enjoy, though I haven't had much progress, and don't feel anything from albums I used to love or feel the enjoyment from a video game that I used to.

3 years of this has just deteriorated and defeated me mentally, I can't even think clearly anymore. I have no idea what to do to break free from this pointless suffering.

>>10382435
Yes :3

>>10382458
sounds like you will end up doing it one day

nice knowing you

>>10382435
Fuck off, Sean.

>>10382466
Yep.

>>10382458
Don't worry. You'll always have the anons at /jp/ backing you up. Keep on fighting.

>>10382391
How do you have any money as a NEET?

>>10382387
>>10382387
I lived in my car for a summer, it wasn't THAT bad.

I just don't think I have enough money for food for a while. And I'm wondering how I'd be able to apply for a job with no address. I guess I could go to homeless shelters to shower, and eventually be able to get some apartment if I had a job. Getting a job is going to be an issue, plus I don't know if I can afford a place to live with a fast food type job.

I dunno, I just feel, why bother

>>10382499
>why bother

because no porn and internet

>>10382458
Sounds like you have pretty severe anhedonia, a symptom shared by schizophrenia and depression.

Have you ever considered seeing a shrink?

>>10382256
i would fug that NEETess in the middle. No TD, though.

>>10382406
I know, right? It exploded with posts and it's not even a day old.

I can't help but feel I'm too NEET for my own good.
Like even you faggots have goals I bet, as minor as they are. I know a popular one on here is learning Japanese. I started that but quickly became bored. Drawing? I started that too but lost motivation. That's the keyword in which I lack. Motivation. I have no motivation to do anything.
I've done pretty much nothing for 7 years and I'd actually be fine with that if I could only motivate myself to work on something, again like learning Japanese, or improving my drawings.
Anyone else done nothing note worthy for as long as I have?

>>10382538
Just give up. Only people that have it in them can do it.

>>10382538
What are you whining about? Just live until you die

who cares

>>10382477
I have no plan on how to get out of this, but I don't plan on killing myself. Well, I don't want to.

Remember to talk to yourself so you don't lose your voice

I talk to myself every day to ensure smooth working vocals

>>10382538
There are so many things that I want to do that once I start trying to do one, I get paralyzed by the niggling feeling that my time would be better spent doing one of the other things I want to do. So I end up doing nothing.

>>10382522
It's kind of hard to see a shrink when you have too much anxiety to try to get help for your anxiety and other issues.

I'll try I suppose, somehow.

>>10382538
Depends, how old aer you?

Would /jp/ build a /jp/ mansion if they had a billion dollars?

>>10382557
I talk to myself, but I just do it because I enjoy it.

>>10382559
They have drugs for that. But it's a catch-22 in that you have to muster the courage to see the shrink before you can get them.

>>10382563
22

>>10382557
I talk to myself all the time, like have long conversations. And I talk to my dog.

I notice that I do speak really quietly though when I'm forced to go out to get food or something. Oh well

>>10382568
You've been a NEET since you were 15?

>>10382568
24, dropped out and do nothing with my life. I don't want to be a NEET though, I want to have money to live comfortably.

>>10382564
no, I hate anime and otaku culture

I would build a /v/ mansion

>>10382573
>15

People actually get jobs when they're under 18?

lol

>>10382573
Yep

>>10382579
16, sometimes 14 if you bag groceries or something. I've never had a job though.

I have but one friend and he's angry with me because I spilled beer on him, so he won't speak to me

What should I do

>>10382593
Suck his dick.

>>10382593
see >>10382596

>>10382596
But it would probably taste raunchy, since he's not a very hygienic person

>>10382603
savour the flavour

>>10382603
even better

>>10382554
Me too.

Fuck this shit.

I just got my motorcycle license, I am too much of a pussy to commit suicide so riding a motorcycle seemed like a good alternative.

>>10382650
How can you afford gas

>>10382650
If anything it seems like the most enjoyable form of suicide.

>>10382650
Exciting way to die.

Is that your bike? Looks cool.
That foggy forest looks nice too.

>>10382668
He said he just got the license, he probably doesn't even have a motorcycle

>>10382753
I have a motorcycle and the gear already, I have 5k in savings from working various short term contract jobs.

my day wont be as boring as usual as im going to order a pizza and beer to watch the american handegg semifinals with /sp/, please don't be upset

>>10382810
I'm more upset at the fact that you misused the spoiler function.

>>10382095
>they're smart enough to realize that it isn't going to help or affect anything at all
This is simply wrong. It's like saying that your personal vote or work effort doesn't matter.

>maybe nobody feels the need to debate on the internet
People who are interested in stuff often choose to concentrate on something that earns them as much respect as possible. It's reward-seeking behavior.

Anyone here not have drivers license even though they're much more than old enough?

>>10382810
pls Falcs. pls.
you must....

My mom brought home some depression scale thing from work since she's in healthcare and I scored 15/15 which means that I'm incredibly depressed and that I should see a psychiatrist immediately.

What will a psychiatrist do for me? Nothing I'm guessing, right?

>>10383161
If you're 100% honest with them, which people rarely are, then they're a huge help. And many are genuinely good people that you can enjoy speaking with once you chill yourself out.

Meds are mostly an enormous waste, though.

>>10383161
Stop being such a fruitcake bitch and be a man for once, nerd.

>>10383120
I'm 30 and don't have one.

>>10383161
He's going to turn you into a normalfag.

>>10383120
I don't. I never really had anyone to teach me, or a car.

I'm going to try this year though.

I don't go out very often, so there may not be any point.

>>10383120
I think I'm an oddity on /jp/...

I got my driver's license the day I turned 17 and I got a car the same day. Driving is great, you can listen to any kind of music that you want and you can either take it easy behind the wheel or drive like a maniac.

>>10382650
It looks nice.

Earlier, I cooked a grilled cheese sandwich for myself.
It tasted alright, but now I'm extremely nauseous.
My stomach is sensitive towards most foods, though. So it was kind of expected.
I dislike having to eat.

>>10383177
Can a psychiatrist help me with my insecurities which are why I'm depressed though? I don't think anyone can help me with that. I feel like everyone is better than me, which is also true...

It's really nice out today you guys should go outside.

>>10383227
Your stomach is probably sensitive to "most foods" because most foods you eat are crap like grilled cheese sandwiches.

>>10383237
I don't really know how a psychiatrist would help me in any way.

How does someone change emotions and thought patterns just by speaking with you? Seems hard to believe they could do anything that would be effective, other than pump me full of pills.

>>10383237
>>10383244
Everyone has insecurities, and just deal with them in different ways. The alphamale fuckwads who act like douchebags do it because of insecurity.

You've never felt different after speaking to someone? That's silly. Your outlook will affect your actions, which will change your life, and your mood. Just do it.

How do I stop myself from masturbating every day/night without abandoning the internet?

>>10383268
Why?

>>10383268
Cut your hands off.

>>10383272
I can't accomplish anything because of my libido

>>10383285
If it's affecting your focus, then you'd probably need to do it more, not less...

>>10383290
But I already jerk off whenever I get a chance.

>>10383256
I guess I should go, maybe I'll feel better after talking to a psychiatrist. I don't know what's the proper way to deal with insecurities though, maybe the doctor will help me out with some techniques or something. If I didn't feel so upset about myself I'd probably be a lot happier.

>>10383242
That was the first grilled cheese I have had in years.
I try to eat healthy meals, but I still end up sick to my stomach afterwards.
I usually just eat plain bread, though, since it seems to upset my stomach the least.

>>10383304
In what way is your libido interfering with you? Do tell.

>>10383305
Vicious circle. But a psychiatrist is over 9000 times more effective than dooming yourself to a lifetime of pharmaceutical dependency.

>>10383361
>In what way is your libido interfering with you? Do tell.

I want to improve myself by developing new skills and studying interesting things etc. etc. The internet is useful for this.

I can't focus because I always feel like masturbating. I'm not really a patient person.

>>10381774
/jp/ - NEET blogging

>>10383382
The internet isn't really that useful for it for the exact reason you describe - you're literally surrounded by distractions, whether its yanking or Google reader or 4chan.

Libraries or school is what you're looking for.

>>10383400
>The internet isn't really that useful for it for the exact reason you describe - you're literally surrounded by distractions, whether its yanking or Google reader or 4chan.

I understand that, but I meant that it's useful for obtaining ebooks and information on various subjects. I need to stop visiting sites like this.

>Libraries or school is what you're looking for.
I don't get out much and I'd rather avoid those places if possible.

lol, lel, :3, i only come here for these threads, i'm going to tell the story of my childhood if you don't like it please go to /q/

>>10383412
Does it have any gay sex

>>10383382
If you want to study, just get some pills for ADD/ADHD.

>>10383417
>pills
I'm paranoid that I'll fuck up my body with drugs.

>>10383411
If your goal is to defeat your neetism, then it's not really possible. At least not practical. The answer is to go out.

>>10383412
>go to /q/
Naw, if you don't like it then feel free to come in and tell us you don't like it.

>>10383427
>The answer is to go out.

The problem with this is that I turn into a trembling little bitch whenever I encounter others. Can't seem to control it.

>>10383432
Then just be antisocial out there, you don't need to interact with everyone.

I've got about $25000, and I'm wondering what I can do to make it last me a long time. What do you all suggest?

>>10383436
I don't even need to interact with other people, just being around them makes me shake noticeably and it's rather embarrassing. Guess I'm just a massive pussy.

>>10383438
I'm wondering what I can do to make it last me a long time

Save every penny

>>10383438
government housing and only essentials

>>10383454
I don't know about government housing.
>In most cases, there is a long wait for these subsidized homes — sometimes many years.

>>10383460
I suppose you could always look into buying your own home. A small plot somewhere in the middle of no where.

I just said government housing because the people who get in have to pay close to nothing. 70 dollar rent is pretty wonderful

>>10383438
Buy a BRZ, /o/ told me its the best car out right now and everyone is freaking out over it.

>>10383460
You could always buy a used mobile home. You can get those for fairly cheap. I"m not sure how everything works on them, but you'll never be out a house.

>>10383476
If I buy that I'd have to sleep in it and go without food.
>>10383480
I never thought of that for some reason, thanks!

>>10383443
Gotta do it bro.

>>10383120
I got one recently simply for ID.
I'm 22.

>>10382108
That fucking feel, dawg.

My dad basically forced me into some snobby private high school where I got a $60k full-ride scholarship without even trying. Naturally, they didn't teach anything computer-related, so I ended up going into a track I hated and barely skated by. I spent about 90% of my free time on WoW to distract myself and continued my MMO addiction into uni where I begrudgingly followed my pre-med track like my dad wanted. I eventually burned out and now I sit at home all day waiting to get kicked out so I can die on the streets.

I am wasted potential incarnate.

>>10383511
I need a stand alone ID so I at least do thing without holding my parents hand wherever I go and I'm 20. I'm such a terrible driver that I will never be able to drive on top of that ever get a car or a job.

>>10382410
My father was not physically abusive to me besides the occasional hit on the head for being stupid which I was just asking for sometimes. But my mother used to abuse me for almost anything up to about the age of 17, I would constantly need to be on my guard because at any time she found something to be angry about she would be going insane literally, it was like she was fucking possessed sometimes. That really fucked me up my entire life, I can't get rid of my underlying hatred for her. As a result I grew closer to my father but what both have in common is the psychological abuse which continues to this day. They know exactly what sets me off and they will keep doing it as it slowly makes me lose my mind myself and then get mad at me for it and use it as a excuse to make assumptions about why I am acting that way around them and go off into a rant about how I need to get a job when they know I never will be able to but make do it anyways and pretend they don't know anything is wrong with me just as part of their head games they like to play with me. They probably are trying to get me to completely go off on them so they can send me off somewhere.

>>10383925
2deep4me
now go apply for autismbux and live in an apartment

>>10383952
I gotta do that but I'm so beyond retarded I don't even know how to do that. I feel like I'm here forever which I don't mind. I like this place at least.

>>10383958
Kill yourself, have your gravestone say BRB

So anyone here who's neet, but not depressed/autistic/sociallyretarded? Feels fine, I just can't settle on a career, and the one I'm equipped for has jack shit for jobs and is resistant to hiring new blood.

I'd start training for a trade, but if it turns out to be not for you, then you've blown a bunch of cash.

>>10384025
That seems to be my only option for the future. I don't even want a grave, just burn my body and throw my ashes into the garbage or something. Dreading it but I gotta do what I gotta do. For the moment I'll just enjoy my last 10 or so years of life before I become a living dead man and make myself dead for real.

>>10383120
I failed the learners test 5 times

I'm so fucking dumb it's multiple choice but they have the STUPIDEST questions

You need 80%

example of trick questions

>how fast can a bus go MAX?
>70km
>90km
>100 km
>40 km

WHY SHOULD I KNOW THAT? FUCK I'm not a bus driver

>>10383438
I had $25,000

I spent it in a month lol

I'm terrible with money but I bought new bed, computer, and lots of figurines.

About a week ago the weather was at a high of 40F, and now the days have had highs of about 75F. Tuesday it's supposed to be 80F. The change really excites me. It seems like winter is over. I may go for a train/bus ride on Tuesday.

>>10385480

I have no doubt my parents will disown me soon how do I support my neet lifestyle?

>>10386026
Become a gay prostitute.

>>10385480
Why would you want to go on a train/bus ride?
Public transportation is for peasants.

>>10386254

>getting laid
>/jp/

>>10386314
Not him but where I live public transportation is faster getting into town during the morning/evening rush hours and noon. The express routes are less crowded too. Train > car stuck in traffic jam. But I guess the one actual NEET in this thread doesn't have to worry about getting to work reliably.

>>10386326
What are you implying.
I'm ready to be resentful if necessary.

>>10386314
I've only driven in cars my entire life. My city got a light rail a few years ago and I've always wanted to ride it. Either way, my desktop's power supply crapped out on me so my plans of public trasportation are out.

Also, does anyone ever get a feeling like something horrible is going to happen? Last year I got it nightly and the only thing that comforted me was watching movies from my childhood and staying in bed eating soup while listening to old video game music. I've got it again tonight and with the other computer down I can't have it playing as I fall asleep. I guess I'll fall asleep once the sun's come up.