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Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:00:04 2008 No.1037760 [Reply] [Original]

so that's what she's always reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:01:47 2008 No.1037765 File: 71 KB, 600x600, 1216616507711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037760

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:02:27 2008 No.1037771 Why is she such a fat yaoi fangirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:02:42 2008 No.1037773 STOP RUINING MY FANTASIES. THIS WAS THE ONLY TOUHOE NOT TO HAVE A FAT VERSION. FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:02:47 2008 No.1037775 fatchouli makes me unhappy ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:03:32 2008 No.1037778 >>1037760 In this picture? Yaoi

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:03:44 2008 No.1037780 >>1037773 She has an Italian name! What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:04:50 2008 No.1037782 File: 30 KB, 471x450, 1216616690941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037773

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:05:53 2008 No.1037787 File: 705 KB, 828x1309, 1216616753552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037773 you mean FATasies right? anyway, have some western art

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:06:19 2008 No.1037789 No sir, I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:06:42 2008 No.1037793 File: 219 KB, 932x1460, 1216616802682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037773 HERE COMES PATCHOULI DA ZE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:11:21 2008 No.1037797 >>1037780 >Italian How wrong you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:12:32 2008 No.1037801 File: 210 KB, 362x540, 1216617152605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037787 >why does my magic smell like bacon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:13:50 2008 No.1037805 File: 681 KB, 900x1200, 1216617230493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:14:44 2008 No.1037807 stop it! stop it! you're killing my boner for patchouli!

Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:15:42 2008 No.1037811
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I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for Patchouli. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring me great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would learn to cook new recipes, I would roast entire Turkeys for her, I would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: onii-chan, it's time for mah dinner!

And I would come. Fork and knife in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:16:47 2008 No.1037814 File: 386 KB, 800x600, 1216617407951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037807 Just as ⑨ed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:17:52 2008 No.1037818 it's just pregnancy weight right? like that time sakuya knocked her up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:19:29 2008 No.1037820 File: 225 KB, 700x455, 1216617569109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not as ranned

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:22:10 2008 No.1037827 >>1037820 Guess she shouldn't have absorbed that fat man to gain his powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:22:15 2008 No.1037828 >>1037760 it's a <spoiler>belly pad</spoiler>

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:23:13 2008 No.1037832 you're gonna carry that weight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:23:31 2008 No.1037835 >>1037832 Spike?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:24:16 2008 No.1037837 >>1037818 Goddamn it. Everytime I'm reminded of that doujin I get overcome with a deathly need to fap. If you'll excuse me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:25:06 2008 No.1037839 >>1037835 Or The Beatles, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:25:48 2008 No.1037840 File: 104 KB, 800x800, 1216617948219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037787 the cake may be a lie sakuya, but the calories are still the truth anyway, have mikos

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Mon Jul 21 05:26:13 2008 No.1037842 >>1037837 My god, that doujin is a prime example of why I hate futa. Sakuya has a fucking veiny sack too. FUCKING BALLS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:28:42 2008 No.1037847 >>1037842 >>1037837 Link?

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Mon Jul 21 05:28:47 2008 No.1037848 >>1037842 >>1037818 Name of said doujin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:31:06 2008 No.1037854 File: 195 KB, 900x707, 1216618266896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] but if sakuya gets fat, she wont have to wear pads anymore right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:32:39 2008 No.1037856 File: 150 KB, 850x750, 1216618359289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why must sakuya always be the one to have the cock? she's just as helpless and girly as the next touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:36:18 2008 No.1037859 File: 286 KB, 700x900, 1216618578801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037773 >the only touhou not to have a fat version

>>	Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A Mon Jul 21 05:36:38 2008 No.1037860 File: 376 KB, 1250x900, 1216618598005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The hottest pic in this thread so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:37:53 2008 No.1037863 >>1037860 Wrong see >>1037859

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:38:52 2008 No.1037865 were those fat touhou comics ever translated? I wish to know why fat wriggle is everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:45:48 2008 No.1037874 File: 53 KB, 800x793, 1216619148393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1037773 how many fat touhous have there been now? >reimu >marisa >sakuya >flandre >remilia >china >wriggle >yukari >ran >tewi >reisen >shikiyamaxandu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:47:41 2008 No.1037876 >>1037874 Post uncensored please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 05:48:24 2008 No.1037877 >>1037874 Is she holding a pillow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 06:03:02 2008 No.1037879 >>1037877 No, two giant bean bags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 06:06:17 2008 No.1037881 >>1037874 upside down bear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 06:07:24 2008 No.1037883 >>1037877 pillows dont have areola

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 21 06:14:56 2008 No.1037889 >>1037883 Maybe yours don't.

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