/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yeah. I used to love having baths as a kid but I haven't been able to have one in over 10 years now.

It's something I really miss.

I wonder if gay guys get erections in the onsens then fap a grat one when they get home from seeing all the little boy cocks.

they do look pretty nice.

don't like the idea of being naked in public though, do you use board shorts or something? that'd be fine but if the bath is loaded with dicks it's going to detract from the experience.

>>10377234
You can go to ones that don't require you to be naked but where's the fun in that.

>>10377233

I read a great doujin once about a girl who's an exhibitionist and visits a mixed hotspring to show off her lewd body.

if I was a girl in Japan I'd want to do that.

>>10377217
nah. the rules are too strict. can't relax at all.

>>10377256
you sound like a massive skanky pants. i would bully you.

Yes. I really do want to go. Do they have priviate couples Onsens in Tokyo or maybe just outside of Tokyo? How much might they cost? I wonder. I would really be moved if I could have sex in an onsen, but if not than the mere tranqulity would be enough for me on my first visit at least.

>>10377256
there are loads of JAVs like that

>>10377290
Ew. I can't stand multiple partnered jav, let alone any man being in a jav. I don't even know how to download or find sites that play jav anymore. My computer is weird.

>>10377331
blog.jav4you

The idea of being in the same water as another persons butthole disgusts me. Especially if they are legitimately dirty when they get in.

Not exactly the same but we have natural hot springs in BC as well so me and a few friends went to these ones in the middle of the bush. The river was a few inches lower at the time so you could go into the lower pool as well.

Definitely a really relaxing time just getting in a hot spring out in the middle of no where, so to answer your question: yes.

>>10377354
Forgot a picture of them.

>>10377256
One of the earlier chapters of exhibitionist girl's play. Started off as a good series then devolved into ntr.

>>10377387
evolved*

>>10377250

im circumcised but my dick just retracted to what little foreskin it had. it hurts.

I go a few times a year to different ones all over the place. The rocky mountains are great. They're all over around here. I'm normally really shy but something about being a few hundred miles from home in some relaxing hot water really takes that away and I get to have nice conversations with people visiting from all over. Being in them alone on a slow day is great too. Nothings better than a late afternoon dip when it's snowing out though. Being in a hot spring alone when it's dark and snowing out is really the best. The chilly snow contrasted with the hot mineral water is really nostalgic.

I kind of want to go to one in iceland where you can get in while it's snowing. although it would probably be shitty if it was with a bunch of other guys.

>>10377256
what was it called? I like that kind of scenario.

>>10377438
see
>>10377387

>>10377217

no too lewd

>>10377356
Is it really ikay and safe? I would be nervous of being swept away by the river and it's under toes. Plus can hot spings explode with too hot of water? I guess I really am ignorent or maybe a know nothing when it cones to natural hot springs

>>10377465
The river level was two inches or so lower than the wall on the bottom pool so it was fine. There was a bucket near by to add river water into the pools to bring them down to a nicer temperature, otherwise it was scalding hot.

>>10377480
The top of the wall that is, it was really cool to be right next to a raging river like that. I suppose if something caused the river level to dramatically increase, then you'd be pretty out of luck though.

>>10377480
>>10377484
Hm. Okay. Thank you. I will look into this more, because I really want to do exactly what you yourself did out in the country side.

>>10377521
Are you in BC somewhere? If so just check out hiking sites for different hotsprings, theres a bunch out there to go find.

No, I'm easily aroused and would get an erection knowing that there are women on the other side of the wall.

Public erections are embarrassing.

>>10377496
Wow. That actually sounds disterbingly terrible in a frightning way.

My skin is too sensitive for the onsen.

>>10377525
No, I am not. I live in a place with deeper history than most in my country and I would even go as far to say more wilderness than most see, but alas we do not have anything in my area that equates to you my friend. I always imagined going to a hotel inn up in the mountians in Japan with the hot springs, just like in that one hot spring episode in thatcone anime (The one where all three magic witches need the super powerful magic genes if the main character who he himself cannot use magic as they all attend their magic, yet normal, high school. Damn, just can't remember the name. It's been so many years now.).

>>10377539
Maburaho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRmbS4LXRts

>>10377539
Sean dude is that you bro

When I was a kid my mother would heat up water and place it inside a huge bucket where I would go in and just enjoy it every morning before going to school. Going to a hot spring is definitely on my list of things to do before I die.

I went to multiple onsen already
It's nice

>>10377559
That is it.

>>10377569
Doesn't he live in the U.S though?

Sure why not. I've heard it's mostly old guys there, though. And old, very hairy women.

I've been to an onsen. It was everything I thought it would be: old, naked japanese guys, not a lot of talking, and very hot water.

The rotenburo was nice since it was snowing outside, but then some guy got in with his two little kids and one was like an 8 year old girl, so it was a little awkward.

>>10377590

Tow rocks above looked like black cats.
I'm depressed, OP.

ほったらかし温泉
"Hot sprintg left unmaintained"

Fat-skinny people, Tall-short people, young-old people, AIDS-lepper people, bathing together in one pool.

How Unhealthy.

This is 25 minutes from where I've lived for the past 13 years.

http://www.go-utah.com/The-Mountain-Spa-Hot-Springs-Resort/

I have never been. I have no intention of going.

Onsens only sound good if you're going in with a hot girl and there's nobody else there.

>>10377730
I want to sit in that hot water with a cute girl.

>>10377779
Why stop there?

>>10377791
What else would I do? There's a lovely view and a cute girl it'd be nice and relaxing

I'd take it easy.

>>10377800
I'd take it easy too.
*whips out dick*

>>10377808
it'd already be out if you're in a onsen.

People who say "but it's dirty!" clearly have no idea how onsen work.

You clean yourself off very thoroughly using shower hose things before you enter the bath.

>>10377816
I don't think they're serious, sperglord.

>>10377816
Cleaning yourself then going in a bath? How redundant.

I'd be super anxious about my small genitals, even among Asians.

I guess there are people with smaller genitals who just don't give a fuck and I respect their ability to take it easy.

Why would you go in with a towel?

But what if you run into lewd woman while there, /jp/?

>>10377837
That poor guy probably can't even get it up anymore.

You could even bathe with the snow monkeys.

>>10377845
imagine getting hot monkey dick in the snow

>>10377837
Girl on the right is a slut.

>>10377850
She's russia, that's why.

>>10377850
Odd thing to say.

>>10377837
Wtf is that old man doing over there with that thin leg sticking out next to him?

>>10377874
You can tell because she's shaved.

>>10377884
So is the other lady.

>>10377884
I forgot Japanese women don't shave. Euro slut.

>>10377891
Well I would have sex with the woman on the left reguardless.

>>10377837
So you got more?

>>10377944
Please don't request NSFW content on a SFW board!

>>10377944
Yes.

>>10377969
You're right. I won't anymore. You just don't come across these first hand Japanese slut photos outside of /jp/. Believe me, I've looked.

>>10378598
Indeed. Much better than photoshopped cosplay bitches and idol whores.

I'd love to go on a group trip with some cute /jp/spies.

bump~

Onsens are the best. Just you and your best friends and all your penises relaxing and becoming clean.

I haven't gone to an onsen specifically, but I've been to public baths, which are pretty much the same as onsen other than the fact that it's artificially heated water instead of a spring.

It's incredibly less awkward than I thought it would be, especially if you go with friends. Yeah, you're all naked and that's weird, but if you're talking to each other by looking at each other's faces (which is how you SHOULD talk to people), you don't really see each other's junk much. You're not trying to look at their junk, they're not trying to look at your junk, so talking and hanging out at a public bath becomes essentially like hanging out anywhere else, except you're getting to relax in hot water. It's nice.

>>10377353
>The idea of being in the same water as another persons butthole disgusts me. Especially if they are legitimately dirty when they get in.

That's why you're supposed to wash BEFORE getting into the water.

>>10385214
You never know. They may have very large asses which does not allow them to reach near their anuses but becomes relaxed with the hot water and consequentially pours a bunch of shit on the hot spring.

>>10385214
People have told me that after they poop they sometimes won't wipe and just jump into the showers. Everybody better be washing after they are done wiping when planning to be in an onsen.

>Not staying at Hakone Inn
Which Hakone Inn hotel would you stay in, /jp/?
http://www.hakone-english.com/e_yumoto_okan.html

>>10385277
Really gorgeous. Too bad I'll never go there.

When I lived in Korea I frequented Jjimjilbangs rather often. I imagine it would be about the same (when it comes to levels of embarrassment at least).

The experience outweighs the embarrassment.

I hear that Japanese tend to be a bit more picky about letting foreigners in their onsens though...

>>10385214
Well even if that is the case, the small leftover shit/sweat/dirt particles are left over in the water for weeks/months/years and that builds up to be one disgusting mix

>>10385316
Did you fug any Korean girls in your visits to the jjimjilbangs?

>>10377829
I would go in wearing a bathing suit. My cultural standards of modesty don't involve being naked with other men, unless we're engaged in gay sex or team sports.

>>10385316
>Japanese tend to be picky about foreigners in their onsen
Too bad, for I am a enormous foreign-sized foreigner that could trample over any obstacles or guards they used and invade their hot baths, their allowing me or not because I believe we all have the freedom to invade and trample over other people's things if they do not allow us to do so.

>>10385316
don't have a tattoo.
viola: enter.

Also, there is nothing embarrassing about the human body unless you are an American who is scared to death of genitals and natural sexuality.

>>10385373
>viola: enter.

>>10385365
Somewhatctrue excluding rape and the Church.

>>10385373
Eh, I'm exceptionally tall and hairy.

>>10385316
They don't want Yakuza, and Russians (They're the trouble makers) in their Onsen, that's all. (Or any loud tourist)

>>10377531
It's time to man up.

Pretty much the only one I've ever seen on /jp/ before this thread.

I'm going to travel Europe very soon and I wanted to go to Japan for a month after that but fuck, I only have $30,000 and don't want to blow it all...
Europe alone will be $3-4k, total.
Going to Japan will be $1,500 flight, $900 21 day rail pass, $1,000 for hostels + $$$$$$$$$$$$$ onsens and food.
then Vancouver + train home
There goes $~10k. Oh well, once I get back I should have the motivation to make goals and get a real job to afford nice things. Either that or NEET/sudoku.

I can hold my breath for a really long time. I would swim around underwater with goggles on and suck dicks!

>>10386003
suck my cock dude
pls

>>10385983
>I'm going to travel Europe very soon and I wanted to go to Japan for a month
there's nothing to see here, or in japan
dont waste your money

>>10386059
He can revel in our tightly-packed streets and sensible use of space.

>>10385334
The bacteria is killed by the hot water you twit.

>>10385200
Very interesting, please, do tell more of your fascinating stories for us, you fucking neurotypical.

>>10386508
Why are you so mean. I enjoyed his story.

>>10377217
test

>>10377217
Looks like dogashima. I've been there, but it was in the summertime and I ended up getting heatstroke and missed out on the onsen.

Picture is of a rotemburo in the iya river valley -- have to take cable car to reach the river baths from the resort. It was lukewarm, but that was fine since it was pretty warm out.

I've also been in onsen-fed baths in hakone and at hakuba, but neither were rotemburo.

>>10377356
I don't think I've ever been to a hotspring in BC. How strenuous a hike was it to get to those pools?

>>10386515
I didn't.

>>10386521
If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

>>10386522
If you so enjoy shit, why don't you just go somewhere, where shit is abundant in masses ?

>>10385983
Are you coming to the uk?
Because you shouldn't

>>10386519
Its more that you have to do like 60 kilometers on a pretty shitty logging road. Then once you get up there, you have to go down this like 20 minute trail that has completely eroded away, as well as make your way back up it after being in hot springs, which definitely isn't easy.

>>10386576
Theres a bunch more hot springs in the Whistler/Pemberton area as well, I believe you can even drive right up to a few different ones.

Currently posting FROM an onsenin Yudanaka (near Nagano). Had my first Onsen today and it was amazing. All onsen require that you wash first before entering the water, (there are showers and wash basins outside the main water room).

The one we are staying in (Yudanaka seifuso) has private Onsen and two public onsen, all in cedar wOod rooms. The two public ones are Split into male and female.

Tl;dr
I'm at an onsen right now suckers

>>10386593
That sounds really nice. Were you embarrassed at all? Are you a gaijin? Are there many locals? What did they think of you?

Sure, why not. I'm a Finn so sweating like a pig with a bunch of naked strangers is nothing new for me.

Nope! I'm a gaijin (not embarassed), and I had no qualms about showing my Wang to everyone there. I'm a little overweight too, but everyone is there to have an onsen and not too look at other people's bits.

This onsen is so lovely, the owners wide made us a lovely 5 course meal with everything!! And we are sleeping on tatami and futon now too! It's snowing outside right now, I'm in heaven!

>>10386752
Oh cool. That sounds really good. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

I'm going to Japan later in the year so I'll be sure to try one.

Osorezan, besides being one of the gates to the afterlife, is also a hydrothermal area, and has three small bath houses, one for men, one for women, and one mixed. I went into the men's house, and found two tubs fed with a continuous stream of sulphury water at just the right temperature. After I had been soaking a while, a Japanese man came in, and asked if he could take pictures.

How do you guys keep from overheating? I have to get out after a few minutes minutes otherwise I feel like I'm gonna die.

>>10386823
Of you naked? My, my...

>>10386823
Did you call him a hentai?

We have bath houses in the US. Only homosexuals use them.

>>10386905
So how often do you go?

>>10386908

As many times as the number of girlfriends you had.

>>10386918
ice burn

>>10386897
Not of me specifically, just of the bath.
But I stayed in the tub a bit longer than I had planned, because of that.

>>10386882
>Do not take your towel into the bath.

B-But my cartoons...

>>10386965
You can put it on your head I think

>>10385983
>I only have $30,000
The /jp/ jew is back guys.

>>10389100
You could, but I was the only person who actually did that, so I just put it on the side like everyone else.

soaplands k thkz

>>10385983
Don't do it. $10,000 is over a year of food and NEET support.

I don't think I'll visit an onsen if and when I vist Japan. I think I would feel very out of place.

>>10377465
>can hot spings explode with too hot of water?
Yes, I went to noboribetsu in Hokkaido, they have a hot spring there that supposedly exceeds 100°C which kinda breaks physics because it's meant to be steam by then.

>>10391577
You should go anon. It'd be nice and no one would know you.

>>10377217
Only if water was clean, no filthy gooks bathing before me. Well, unless gook lolis, i have nothing against lolis.

Is it okay to go in the mens bathroom even if I have micropenis? It looks a lot like clitoris.

>>10396596
I don't know but I guess it would be funny even for them.

I'm sane enough to not get into the same bath other, unknown to me, people were/are using.

Enjoy getting skin fungal, sitting in someone's urine, swimming in the same water in which some geezer farted and spit etc

>>10396642
But the hot water will kill all of that leaving it pure and chaste like a school girl.

>>10396642
You've never been in a public bath before?

Only if I had a huge dick.
>>10396656
If the water was hot enough to kill them you wouldn't be able to get in.

>>10396665
Actually I've been to public bath, sauna and banya. Even public pools seem to be safer.

Never again

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm16746388

>>10396992
Speaking of videos, what are some Japanese onsen movies?

>>10397003
I only found that one in the related ones, but it's too lewd
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm16306590
how its 'onsen' in japanese?

But i have a onsen right here in Chillán

I live about an hour and 20 minutes away from a Japanese style onsen place. I will be attending there for a day trip sometime in the next few months.

>>10377217
yes

Hell yes. If its anything like the hot springs we have in Canada, It feels fucking good.

>>10391601
The water is a little heaver because of all the sediments in it. The increased mass increases the boiling point.

>>10399866
I think my dick in your butt would feel even better.

>>10397051
Hey, you meant well. Maybe you can grow up and make a take it easy movie about an onsen mansion hotel in Japan. That way all of /jp/ can watch it together in a not so lewd onsen our self's. Just taking it easy.

Yes I would most likely, much less disgusting than an average public pool.

>>10399994
Pools have filtration systems and chlorine. If anything, it would be more disgusting, especially if it's a natural one.

>>10400031
A lot of them are free flowing water they use from incoming mountain streams they just heat in the mountains too. You have to remember that.

>>10377217
I would but only if I was with a group of people. Not people I knew very well though, like acquaintances. I want to be able to break off contact later in case I embarrass myself.

>>10403601
You wouldn't embarrass yourself and if you're with your friends it'd be fun.

How do I not feel embarrassed at my friends and strangers seeing my lewd areas?

Another one of those horrible off-topic >>>/trv/ threads that the OP has to bump once a day for an entire month. Just for those two or three posts per week that add to the amazing, exciting, and intricate discussion of Asian culture and traditions.

You know, like contained water

>>10405991
hurry up and make more 2hu threads you /q/ueer

>>10405999
I know it's an unpopular opinion but I think videogames are more fun than sitting in a pool of water for a while. Sorry, wapanese.

>>10406007
If only one of those imagedumps was about the videogame.

>>10406010
Forgot to mention I also think 2D pussy, tits, and ass is more fun to look at than some 3D gook wallowing in his filth

>>10406024
God forbid other people's interests diverge from yours.

>>10406040
That's hardly for you to decide, autismo.

>>10406030
If /jp/ were a basket of white laundry, this thread would be a black sweatervest. Your interests don't belong here.

>>10406044
I wasn't the one that decided.

>>10406053
I'm an onsen otaku.

>>10406053
Okay let's stop having fun guys.
The anal buzzkill just showed

>>10406064
i want /v/ to leave

>>10406072
I want /q/ to leave.

>>10406055
I'm a fucking your mom otaku

>>10406075
I like how /q/ cops like yourself realized how much you fucked up during the summer, so now you're reversing the roles.

>>10406085
I see. So 'we' are the people who are trying to tell others what they can and what they can't discuss on a containment board for niche interests.

>>10406091
/q/ cops fought for their right to shitpost /jp/ with Japan/General threads in 2012. They got it for a while. Now sometimes these threads are deleted like they would have been in 2009, other times they aren't and it sticks around like an eyesore for a tenth of a year.

Anyways I'm hiding this thread. Have fun spamming more threads about ultra sugoi Japanese photos of Japanese birds crossing Japanese subway bridges. Ja ne

>>10406121
Assblasted like HELL

>>10406121
shut the fuck up.

like it makes any difference at all.

>>10406121
that pic is just sad

>>10406121
>Anyways I'm hiding this thread.
Finally, you got around to doing what people have been telling you to do for years on end. Congratulations.

You're all acting like this is a foreign and odd practice when the Greeks and Romans were bathing with other men after a long hot, sweaty wrestling match.

And to the topic at hand, I would although there would be more old dudes than beautiful and elegant girls and women bathing with me. Reality sure can a bitch.

>>10406780
Don't you know? /jp/ is booru image dumps and /r9k/ lite.

>>10406929
Hi neo/jp/. If you knew anything than you would know /jp/ isn't that, but all these 2.0 think its cool to go to other boards.

>>10407035
>neo/jp/
Opinion invalidated. I've been on /a/ before /jp/ even existed.

Maybe if it has mixed bathing so I can see beautiful naked Japanese women.

>>10407060
Same. I appologize then. I just would like to ask we not bring in /r9k/. The essence of /jp/ is unique and seperate from othwr boards.

I would do it, I think it'd be fun. It seems like a good way to small talk with some Japanese people. I'd want an Oji-san to wash my back for me :3

>>10407131
The "essence of /jp/" is a containment board for niche interests. And a huge portion of mental diseases. Best example is this thread and the people bitching at it.

>>10385983

Why don't you try couchsurfing?

let's not let this amazing thread die, shall we

W-who wants to take a hot bath in my thick semen??

>>10407502
I don't think Nips are very keen on letting gaijin into their homes. It might work in Europe, but then again, there's no reason to come here in the first place.

>>10412090

Me and several other overweight neckbeards.