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why the HECK are you saving thumbnails

I don't know what any of this means, but the words are like delicious candy for my eyes

>>10368871

Speaking of candy FUCK YOU OP, GIVE US THE REAL PICTURE

Does that actually happen in Saki??

these are the kind of mental retards that mahjong attracts

they also samefag threads that they make about it ;)

>>10368875
fucking google it fuck

Dumb thread aside, is it worth learning? Like, is it a fun game?

not only is this disgustingly green I don't think you even understand how to play riichi. there are so many chombos in your story that I don't even feel like listing them all.

>>10368908

By the sounds of it, no. Noobs are idiots or trolls and veterans are self-righteous.

Come learn Koi-Koi instead. Unlike mahjong, the cards can travel with you.

Here's the picture, if anyone wanted it. If not, I'm off to MOS Burger.

>>10368908
It's a fun game. The english-speaking community seems like they have a lot of obnoxious people so I have stayed away from them for the most part while still lurking to pick up on translated strategy articles and such.

There's already a mahjong thread though:
>>10363449

>>10368950
see you later

>>10368950
>sample
You almost had it!

At least it wasn't a chankan

>>10369000
At least it wasn't a spligsplug

>>10368950
Are they playing mahjong in outer space? Or is that a mirrored table and there are girl's legs hanging from the ceiling?

>>10369024
it's a glass table dude. you should be wondering why the one girl took off her bottom first in a strip game, or why the wall is weirdly built with no discards.

>>10369221
When the PSP-3000 came out five years ago in 2008 I remember Neogaf pointing out in great detail how games looked worse. Thats pretty much the sole reason I never bought one.

>pung
>kung

Anyway
>White guy in a hostel in tokyo
>talking about mahjong
>girl who is working there says oh you know how to play
>show her my tiles
>says there is another guy who works here who can play
>meet him
>he posts on a message board looking for a game
>meet up with 2 other guys in Ikebukuro
>they are taken aback that a white person knows what an mahjong is
>question that I know how to play
>first hanchan
>win by chan kan after giving up a three way wait just so I could aim at the guy in the lead, on 1 sou
>get stared at
>asked if I meant to do that
>make the retarded mahjong sono toori pun
>laughs everywhere
>go out for round of drinks and gyoza afterwards

>want to play riichi mahjong
>learn japanese
>this isn't so bad
>I'm learning quickly
>it's like I'm really going to be japanese
>kanji comes in
>well this can't be so bad I'll just use kanjidamage
>kanji isn't losing HP as fast as it should
>double-check its stats
>these stats sure are similar to be-
>kanji is a bear
>mauls half my face off
>lose cognitive function
>reduced to /v/ level shitposter
>burst into treats
>run away crying with my face cycling from one unrealistic reaction image recreation to the next
>want to fuck
>stumble into my little sister's room for emotional support
>forget about the spaghetti reserve for demonstrating the evils of refined grains
>spaghetti falls out of pocket
>run frantically to kitchen to find something to scoop it up
>/v/ opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur all over my spaghetti
>sister seeing all of this
>she doesn't want to fuck
>fat cow of a /v/ female crawling on floor sucking at the spaghetti
>badly wants to fuck
>mauled for the second time in only 5 minutes
>pass out

>>10369281
wow you are so ironic! here is a starbucks giftcard for your post.

Hu u qut

>epig
>me
>me
>:3

>>10369268
I would like to play in a mahjong parlor but I think if I actually had to play with some real mahjong tiles I would fumble them everywhere and draw from the dead wall. Are you European or something and can go to all those fancy European mahjong events?

>>10369304
I'm american. I bought my own set and taught some other people how to play so I normally play a game once a week IRL, and tenhou at other times.
You need to play for money though, if you don't people play like 7447 retards.

>>10369311
Well done, then. I can't even imagine teaching 3 acquaintances how to count to 9.

what's with all the green text

>>10369421
Taking it easy

>>10368863
>draw third then forth East

Nah.

>>10369432
are there any of these sexy mahjong games that don't look like they were made for the pc98?

>>10369531
No, because they stopped making them after the PC-98 era. At least strip ones.

Now a days it's just win and you get an ero scene. In nearly all of those, you could just replace the mahjong with some other form of game and nothing would change.

>>10369531
Fullani

>>10369289
Continue accepting the /a/v/ greentext trend because you're so adverse to the idea of being considered edgy, different or hipster that you absolutely must do what everyone else is doing, but please do it on a board that isn't here.

>>10369591
Oh that looks neat! Thanks alot

>>10369591
Can't find a download anywhere...Do you happen to know one?

>>10369660
nevermind found one with 1 seed.
if anyone wants it I'll also seed it when I am done.

>>10369660
I have the game.
Should I upload it to AB to get my ratio up?
I havent use my account at all since I got it here few days ago.

>>10369688
>AB
whats AB?

>>10369688
Also since you have it, how is the language? I'm acceptable in japanese but only know ~400 kanji so its tough. I've never read a VN in japanese before.

>>10369839
Japanese of course/
It is just animated mahjong porn.
You win, you see animated porn and then you go on beating the next girl in mahjong.

>>10369800
animebytes

>>10369855
ah. Ok. Thought it was more of a story with mini game mahjong, not mahjong with a minigame story. Thanks.

>>10369855
can you see the girls during the round? half of the fun of strip games is being able to look at the naked girls while you're playing, but this always seems to get left out. I guess it's hard to fit everything on the screen at once.