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Dog Touhous, not so good...
Dirty, smelly, always salivating.

>> No.10368413

But she ain't a dog.

>> No.10368421

>>10368405
They also go into hear 1 to 2 times a year and are hard to deal with during that time.

>> No.10368424
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>>10368413
Wolves are just wild dogs. Sort of.

>> No.10368428

>>10368424
No

>> No.10368435

>>10368428
Dogs are domesticated wolves. Better?

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In

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Heat

>> No.10368445

>>10368435
No

>> No.10368446

>>10368424
Don't let her hear you say that. She'll get mad.

>> No.10368447

>>10368435
Does that mean that humans are monkeys in houses?

>> No.10368453

I don't honestly like comparing dogs to wolves. Humans ruined their wild social behavior and turned them into blatant whores and attention seekers. Wild wolves are much better and smarter than that.

>> No.10368454

>>10368447
Yes, you are the example

>> No.10368459

>>10368453
Wolves are fucking stupid. They try to solve everything with force.

>> No.10368472

Momiji is a girl!

>> No.10368469
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Nonsense. Momiji takes good care of herself; she doesn't smell and doesn't drool.

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>>10368469
Sure?

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Momiji is a girl, it's only natural for her to be in heat.

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>>10368469
>Momiji takes good care of herself

>> No.10368490

>>10368454
Why so defensive?
Did I hurt your little racial pride?
Don't pretend you are any better than a monkey

>> No.10368488

>>10368442
You would think it is a very bad idea to get a blowjob from a cat, considering how their tongues are covered with razor sharps needles.

>> No.10368493

>>10368459
No, they don't. They hunt in packs for animals much bigger and stronger than they are. Hunting in packs requires a humongous set of skills and wits.

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>>10368483
Yeah, for the most part.

>> No.10368497

>>10368490
Monkey a shit, We are the best race

>> No.10368504

>>10368491
Just look at this drok, she put on Reimu's miko-sleeves by mistake.

>> No.10368506

>>10368493
They can't even outflank. Ambush and run though.

So not really. Wolves are overrated.

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>>10368504
Those are her sleeves, you fool.

>>10368506
>They can't even outflank. Ambush and run though.
What?

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>> No.10368526

>>10368515
well... it's not like they are the same thing u know? nevermind. have fun.

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mmj a dog

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Puffy Vulva

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>> No.10368556

>>10368506
http://englishrussia.com/2011/08/14/human-as-a-part-of-the-wolf-pack/ thats a quite shitty translation of original article with many things thrown out but it gives general idea.

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Damn it, people.

>> No.10368571

>>10368447
Apes, not monkeys. Learn some basic anthropology.

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A pack of wild momijis appears.

>> No.10368654
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She isn't a dog OP. She's a Wolf Tengu.

And no, I don't know what a Wolf Tengu is either, all I know is that they exist in 2hu. Deal with it.

>>10368459
Are you confusing Coyotes with Wolves?

Wolves don't even genuinely kill for fun, they let beasts escape when they're not hungry.

Coyotes don't even stop to think, if they see you in their territory, they try to leap you. It's a common misunderstanding that people think Wolves are the human killers because they can't tell the difference between them and some Coyotes.

They're very smart, there's been experiments and debates but pretty much all wild Canids have been proven to be smarter than your average dog. I've learned that Wolves tend to lick poo to trace other beasts though...disgusting.

>> No.10368662

>>10368654
Also, for the record, the only big beast that solves everything with force are Bears.

They're cowards and their only mechanism to resolve everything is groaning and "self-defense".

>> No.10368668

>>10368662
Dude, what if a bear saw that?

>> No.10368678

>>10368662
Tell that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>> No.10368683

>>10368662
Oh come on. They love beer and play with barrels. Like Germans. And Germans are smart.

>> No.10368682

Would you let Momiji lick your hand? Would you let her sleep at the foot of your bed?

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>>10368682

I'd let her sleep at the head of my bed, even. Get on my level, bourgeoisie.

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>>10368839
Where's your uniform?

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>>10368682
Momiji is always welcomed a spot in my bed.

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>>10368839

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR TENGU ARMOR!?

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>>10368682
Momiji is not some faithful puppy, anon!

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>>10368839
Could be worse.

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>> No.10368883

>>10368839
Gandam

>> No.10368882

>>10368858
She's as cute as one.

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>>10368882
Nonsense. She's a proud tengu warrior.

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Shameless crow.

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>>10368907
Why aren't you at your post?

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>>10368907
She totally likes you, you know.

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>>10368912
But I am, genius.
Do you think I'd be out here dressed like this otherwise?
Speaking of which, let's see some ID!

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