/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Go back to /y/, faggot.

So, how is the gay lifestyle in japan?

>>1035039
>>1035040

Ok should have made this more clear. I'm female. Any women with any advice?

Try harder troll.

>>1035049
Liar we all know women exist only in Gensyoko

>>1035049

If he asks you if you want to take a shower, that means he wants to fuck.

9001/10

Fuck off. No girls allowed.

Hey, come on, this poor girl has obviously come to /jp/ for help on this difficult topic.

Sadly, since no one on /jp/ has ever had any kind of human contact, and everyone here only wishes they were japanese, you will receive no help. Go ask /an/ and see if anyone has researched one in the wild.

>>1035062
Yeah I read that on LJ too.

>>1035059

Well I'm wondering if I am one, like most people who come on here I'm reasonably socially retarded. I can tell when another aussie guy is flirting its rather obvious to me. But this guy is confusing me.
If he calls me cute or pretty, is this a normal thing in japan or is it something they only do when flirting? How about lending jackets and scarves? is it like western culture and could just be a nice gesture or is it a definate flirting method?
And whats with the head patting?

>>1035035
I've gone out a few times with an old friend who was Japanese and they flirt just like any more guy. Quit being stupid.

Sage for making me show femininity in a thread that was probably started by a troll.

>>1035035
I've gone out a few times with an old friend who was Japanese and they flirt just like any other guy. Quit being stupid.

Sage for making me show femininity in a thread that was probably started by a troll.

>>1035079
haha, your chromosomes are showing.

>>1035077
Go to bed Australian.

>>1035077
>And whats with the head patting?
He wants you as a pet.

Japanese men expect you to be completely docile and motionless during sexual intercourse, much like a dead fish. Any initiative or aggressiveness on your side will be met with confusion and fear. They'll think you're trying to emasculate and turn them gay.

This thread is proof that 4chan can never have a /trainman/ board.

>>1035069
why ask, if it is already decided that asking will be absolutely useless and rage inducing?

unlimited troll works

>>1035079

Ok thanks, So I should stop evaluating it culturally and just read him like I would any other guy. That is helpful.

>>1035077
Wait, he actually pats your head? Japanese actually do that shit?

>>1035093
Those threads were filled with shitposts and trolling too you know.

>>1035096

This guy does, I thought it was a myth as well.
Anyway I was just hoping someone might have some insight that I don't, But its ok Thanks to everyone that replied and sorry to everyone who it annoyed. I think I'll just go back to trying to figure it out through subtle hint dropping.

>>1035035

Go out with him as friends and show him your penis, he'll know what to do.

>>1035110
That's pretty subtle.

>>1035108
Just say "Are you interested in me?" and stop being a faggot.

So are other asian cultures as dead as this too, or is it just japan?

>>1035120
Anonymous mastered the art of subtlety.

Just look at all the sages in this thread.

>>1035120
Then how about the Lamborghini?

>>1035125

Its not that simple we're in many of the same social circles in a rather limited social scene (small country university). If it would only cause problems for me and him if I were wrong I would but there are other people to consider.

>>1035143
I don't think you can get any more socially dead than on being on 4chan, but whatever floats your boat.

>>1035164

Yeah but the social thing is just something everyone jokes about due to social expectations of internet dwellers, I mean everyone actually does have lives, gets laid about the same amount as most people, and there are plenty of women here. 4 Chan is just another distraction when you're putting off your assignments.

>>1035143
This is what's wrong with people.

>>1035143
"Oh no! I can't ask! Heaven's forbid! IT MIGHT CAUSE SOME MINOR MOMENTARY EMBARRASSMENT! Instead I'll keep "dropping hints" for the next five years."

>>1035181
wat?

I actually sit on my computer all day. Give or take a few hours for sleep.

>>1035181
lol

>>1035196

Sounds great! I'm glad you agree.

Yeah I'm chicken shit. I'm not good at flirting and I was secretly hoping for a magic answer that siad either yes or no. As stupid as that may be.

>>1035181
I haven't gotten laid in four years. I have no friends, I never go outside. I cower from the sun and have my curtains closed all the time with the cracks covered in black tape.

>>1035181
>4 Chan
ah, okay, i understand now.

>>1035219
See >>1035141

>>1035181
I think you misclicked, this isn't /b/ bro

for a moment there I thought /r9k/ changed color.

>>1035229
>>1035235
randommind

I'm an attractive Japanese male, maybe I can help you out.

Us attractive Japanese males have certain cultural signals and tells that are unique to our culture and country. Could you explain more about these mixed messages?

Is the OP emirrrry?

you know a jap likes you when he pokes you in the ribs with his finger and then quickly runs away while giggling.

>>1035250
Well, when he gets done putting his penis into my vagina, he doesn't ejaculate all over me.

Do you think he likes me?

>>1035181
3/10.

>>1035250

If you go out to lunch, And he doesn't offer to pay does that mean its a friend thing? I wouldn't have let him pay but asking a girl to a restraunt then not offering to pay is a sign hes not interested right?

Even if he says something like
Me, あ、あのビルがきれいね？
Him　うん、きれい。なんとかちゃんもきれい。

>>1035270
Ejaculatory preferences differ from male to male, so it's not really a culturally distinct sign. Does he say anything when you two are enjoying your penis on vagina contact time? And if so, what?

>>1035298
It depends. It could be a telling sign, but most likely he was probably less bothered about whether or not to pay, and more Hot And Bothered about someone else, if you get my drift.

Enough for a pun anyway. (I gagged.)

>>1035329

Hmmm good point.

>>1035181
While this may be true to a certain extent, this is /jp/
Other boards *cough* /b/ *cough* may be more suspect to your belief in the social lives of people on the internet, but welcome to /jp/

I go to class 8:50 to 12:30. I get home at 1. I'm on the computer until about 11:30, depending on if I have homework or not. Rinse and repeat.
There are people in class who I talk to, but I don't hang out with them afterwards, so I don't know if they could count anywhere near friends.

>>1035377

>>1035377
>>1035383
I don't believe this is OP, but if it is...wtf are you doing on /jp/?

>>1035383

>>1035398

>>1035392
Asking the wrong people for dating advice, what else

>>1035079
This is the first time I've ever believed a girl actually posted on /jp/

My question is why would girls wanna be here? It's just guys who wanna fuck dolls and moon over galge characters.

GIRLS ON THE INTERNET?
SCRAMBLE!

>>1035392

It's not, She's prettier than me but dresses far worse than I do.

>>1035377
NIPONGO MOU OJOZU DESS!
KITTE BIKKURI KANJITOKA KAKIMASS!

WATASHI NO NAMA EeWA...

毛
糸

KOUDESS!

>>1035413
well then where are your pics

>>1035409
>>This is the first time I've ever believed a girl actually posted on /jp/

Why would anon care if a girl posts on /jp/? There is a 99% chance that she is only into Japanese guys.

I refuse to believe that this is OP. She's just too pretty~ ;_;

>>1035434
OH THE IRONY

>>1035407
That guy's neck is making my neck hurt.

>>1035407
I'm way better looking that guy.

>>1035427

Not coming because I already know what I look like, and don't feel the need to start a page of;
"3D pig disgusting" Vs white nights going on with "you're not that bad I'd do you"

>>1035436
i refer you to
>>1035413

>>1035409
PROTIP: GIRLS ARE PATHETIC FAGGOTS TOO THEY'RE JUST MORE INTO LOOKING AT GAYGUYS FUCKING EACHOTHER AND SHIT

>>1035450
I'd still do you, with or without pics.
Even if you're really a guy.

>>1035413
It really doesn't matter because she's prettier than you. Even in rags, she will always be superior to you.

>>1035453
My mind hath been blown.

>>1035457
You'd do a gorilla if it propositioned you.

>>1035466
Yes, yes I would.

Girls, on /jp/?
Now I've seen everything.

>>1035398
Who can name the structure in the background that the girl is taking a pic in front of ????????????????????

>>1035461

no shit.

>>1035473
some atomic bomb recognition building thing

>>1035473
Hiroshima Memorial

>>1035473
oh, that's the former Industrial Promotion Hall

>>1035473
Princeton Plainsborough.

>>1035473
Gensokyo Tower

>>1035427
I agree, where are the OP's pics?

>>1035485
this anon wins a gold star

>>1035485
>>1035500

These anon win a gold star

>>1035364
>>There are people in class who I talk to, but I don't hang out with them afterwards

I dont count those people are friends, just acquaintances.

>>1035533
I count them as obstacles.
They are an eyesore.

>>1035555

>>1035555
Oh God this is horrible

>>1035035
The jap will buy you drinks and give you gifts while trying to get into your pants. Just like any other guy.

>>1035121
>>1035123

Whats this from?

>>1035555
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>1035555
I just vomited shit

>>1035181
I just fucking raged so hard I think my heart is going to give up.

Good christ, go back to /b/

Grab him by the ears and dry-hump his head. That should tell him everything he needs to know.

Culturally,Japanese guys have very small dicks and no personality. So... they suck.

>>1035181
10/10, would rage again.

You sir, are a master troll.

>>1035764
JACK?!

>>1035407
LISA?!?

>>1035768
DAD?!?

>>1035785
SNAKE?

>>1035811
SNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE?!!?!?!?!

>>1035035
This is for the OP is she is still around, here is a interesting vid of a Japanese man and American girl talking to each other.

http://rapidshare.com/files/131158451/rosyuu01.wmv.html

Very amateur.

http://rapidshare.com/files/131158451/rosyuu01.wmv.html

>>1035469
>>Girls, on /jp/?

who cares, she was probably ugly

If a Japanese guy wants to date you and wants your phone number, they will probably first ask something really vague first. You then have to show interest or else he will think you dont care and wont make a second 'move'

>>1035846
see
>>1035407

>>1035876
Who cares about girls on /jp/?

If you have to post your picture on /jp/, you're doing it wrong and should go back to /r9k/ or /b/

>>1035876
she said that was her see >>1035413

>>1035876
she said that wasnt her see >>1035413

>>1035089
君はペ～ット♪♪

>>1035922

>>1035720
Reminded me of the fun I had last week. Shit was SO cash.

>>1035927

>>1035930

>>1035933

>>1035035
Well I can tell you one thing they won't do: mention the size of their penis

>>1035942

>>1035948

>>1035958

白人女気持ち悪い
日本人が世界一可愛いよ
White chicks are feelings bad.
The Japanese　chicks　is the loveliest in the world.

>>1035974
this is true but sometimes variety is the spice of life

Whilst I cannot offer any advice, good luck to you OP.

/jp/ - 4ch - Personal

if all those pictures are OP, then why the hell is she on /jp/???/

her social life is rampant.

It sure looks like he likes you
>>1035958
>>1035942
>>1035933
>>1035922
and I'm sure you get laid way more than any of us here on /jp/

>>1035974
>白人女気持ち悪い
日本人が世界一可愛いよ

LOL. Your Jap is fucking broken.
白い女子には、頭に壊れたぜ。誰よりもめんどくせぇ。
韓国女子は日本女子より可愛いぜ。

In before corea hate.

>>1036058

anon gets laid alot
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Worst thread in weeks.

>>1036086
In all honestly, korean girls are pretty good looking. I've heard it's one of the countries with the highest rates of plastic surgery in their girls.

I have no hate for korean girls.

THIS THRED IS AWESOME!

TAKE THIS 2HOU FAGMOS!

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Go for it OP. Japan BF is much better than American BF.

Japs are moar reserved so sometimes the wimmens has to be the aggressor

basically, if he touches you and asks you out alone, he likes you. you need to start asking him to buy you shit and be aware that he'll cheat on you eventually.

/jp/ - Myspace

>>1036222
That's why I don't like white wimmin. It's always about buying shit.

>>1035974
take off the weaboo glasses.

>>1036086
>LOL. Your Jap is fucking broken.
The irony is suffocating

>>1036292
だよね～

If you meet a japanese guy over the internet it's likely he's a vipper that uses a few choice words to take advantage of you.

>>1036263
But Japanese, no all Asian girls are materialistic as fuck. Much more so than your average white.

>>1036319
What about brown or black girls?

Reported.

>>1036392

>>1036368
Awwww, does someone need a hug?

>>1036398

>>1035821
>>http://rapidshare.com/files/131158451/rosyuu01.wmv.html

Nice vid ^_^

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>>1036399

Hug my dick bitch

Wtf is this shit wimminz need to stay in the kitchen.

>>1036399
i do i do

>>1036086
what shitty fucking japanese, what the hell are they teaching you gooks?

>>1036103
then you simply have not known enough of them

Reported for trolling and off topic bullshit.

Take this shit to /b/ and stay there.