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10354575 No.10354575 [Reply] [Original]

What a waste of good chocolate

>> No.10354576

I hate chocolate covered flan.

>> No.10354588

>chocolate on the crystals

I mad

You ever handled a crystal, /jp/? They're awesome. Smooth and hard and shiny, they're like ice that isn't incompatible with body warmth. And you want to be clean when handling them, or you'll leave nasty little grease marks on their surface, and then you'll feel wretched for besmirching such a lovely thing with your filthy biological muck.

Melted chocolate on a crystal is just wrong. All that sticky sugar and fat just ruins the soothing coolness, the dry slick of mineral. Like rubbing cheese on a mirror-simply atrocious.

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I'd her if you know what I mean

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>>10354588
>Like rubbing cheese on a mirror
Holy shit brb

>> No.10354595

You can still eat it you know, you don't have to do anything sexual just because she wants you

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>>10354594
So help me if you rub cheese on a mirror I will

uh

post random images that I find aesthetically appealing on 4chan

Yeah

Take that, you filthy savage

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>>10354595
But its been soiled by flan

>> No.10354606

>>10354601
yeah I know... I mean like in an emergency where you are hungry.

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>>10354600
YOU BEAST

>> No.10354613

>>10354595
>you don't have to do anything sexual just because she wants you

If you had to, that would be rape.

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>>10354607
Yeah that's right, say that to my face not online and see what happens you rotter

I'd show you my 1200+ images of completely disorganized touhou images sorted into 4 different folders, but I'd insist only I got to use the mouse, and you'd never know how lewd the next image would be. Ha! Ha!

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>>10354616
>1200 images

Pfft. Get on my level.

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>>10354624
You can't tell me what to do!

>> No.10354631
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10354631

I really like Felis Ovum.

>> No.10354630

>>10354613
But then many men get raped

>> No.10354638
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MMM YEAH /jp/ RUB YOUR CHOCOLATE COVERED COCK ALL OVER MY LATEX ASS

>> No.10354639

>>10354630
Yes.

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>>10354632
Settle down or I'll post more terrifying shit.

>> No.10354641

>>10354638
No. I am not in the mood.

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I accidentally drop shadows

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>>10354641
TAKE ME ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND OR I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

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>>10354640
Do it, I ain't even scared

>> No.10354649

>>10354645
I'd like to see you try. btw you're making me less and less horny.

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>>10354648

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>>10354649
Well whatever. I don't have many pics of Flandre saved let alone sexy ones because she's shit.

>> No.10354661

>>10354657
That's understandable.

>> No.10354660
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>>10354652
0spooky2me

There's not even a skeleton

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>>10354660
Shit you're right.

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>>10354665
I guess that one has some bats

Bats can be pretty spook

But then, if you've ever seen a youtube video of a baby bat(or even a regular bat, to be honest) you realize that bats are actually mega cute.

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>>10354660
Ok here's a skeleton

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>>10354672
>>10354674
LSD is a helluva drug, but it's only spooky if you do it wrong.
>>10354679
Vampires don't breathe, what does she even think she's going to accomplish

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>>10354683
Broken neck?

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>> No.10354693

>>10354575
I don't really care for Flandre's design, but this is making me much more interested.

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>>10354685
I think you have to cut the entire head off to kill a vampire. It probably just spins around like an owl and fixes itself if the spinal cord is severed.

After all, a broken neck kills people because it prevents the brain from sending electric impulses to vital organs like the heart and such. As a dead thing animated by terrible supernatural energy, vampires presumably have no need for biochemical homeostasis.

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>>10354701
But if that's the case then removing the head would also have no effect.

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These flandre images are all so scary.

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>>10354705
Well, disregarding the possibility that it magically turns them to dust ala Buffy, removing the head entirely does one important thing- it prevents ingested blood from reaching the rest of the body(I'm betting the heart is the destination for stolen blood rather than the stomach, given the implied importance of that organ thanks to the "stake through the heart" method.) Therefore, I theorize that head severance/heart staking does not actually kill the vampire, but merely renders it unable to feed and thus doomed to starvation... at least, until some foolish grave robbers cut themselves on a nail and bleed directly onto the withered heart of the desiccated vampire, reviving it to wreak B-movie horror on the local populace.

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>>10354624

Step off son

>> No.10354844

>>10354843
>family room

>> No.10355308

>>10354616
1200+
Get out

>> No.10355416

I'd rather see a black girl with white chocolate.

>> No.10355553

>>10354843
>>10354624

insufficient evidence

>> No.10355580

>>10354843
>1392 folders

Unpacked doujinshi don't count, anon-kun.

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