/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10350246
you're mum

>>10350264
mommy

>>10350264
You sure enjoy necrophilia, anon.

Would I cuddle with? Number 2.

They are ladies, not old hags.

>>10350264

sizzle

All of them.

>>10350246
#3
she is the only one with hair accessories
Are the other aunties even trying?

>>10350314

Bitch get your hands off Yukari she's mine.

Choice is obvious for me.

>>10350354
Get out Crusx

I would prefer a gentle and experienced woman who will teach me what and how. Because seriously, it won't be protecting a weak woman or even equals. But I don't trust Eirin, Yukari and Byakuren.
So it's either Kanako or Yuyuko.

You mean which hag wouldn't you amirite?

Eirin, I just can't resist silver hair and that look...

Yuyuko, because she's the softest.

Hard choice between Yuyuko and Byakuren for me. In the end Yuyuko is linked to Youmu though so I'd go that way.

Byakuren because she looks less like one.

>>10350246
It's really unfair on all the other girls to pick just one. Kanako is finally showing her feminine self after working so hard. Byakuren Is letting herself be taken by me. Yukari decided I'm the best for her after having so many suitors to pick from. Yuyuko is putting her friendship with Yukari on the line by confessing her love to me. Eirin was never in love before, so hurting her will change her forever. I just can't say no to any of them.

Why do they all have big breasts? Not that I mind.

I agree with >>10350589

The one with red eyes.

>>10351082
Then you wouldn't get to fuck any.

>>10351082
No they are all thinking of lewd things to do to the shota in front of them

>>10350589
>>10351081

Agreed. Her intelligence is also a plus, although I'm sure the shit Yukarin has seen in her existence would also make for interesting pillow talk.

Byakuren, always Byakuren.

>>10351107
On the contrary. I would help Kanako discover the joys of womanhood. I'd accept all of Byakuren's love. I'd make sure Yukari's and Yuyuko's friendship remains intact by submitting myself to their combined lust. And I'd treat Eirin like a true princess, deserving all my devotion, even if only on a non-sexual way if she feels she can't share me like the others do.

>>10351082
You're making this harder for me.

>>10351150
You are just gonna break their hearts, Anonymous.
Unless you so fly that you can achieve the harem ending.

>>10351150
and I feel I'll get zero. I won't even try. I'm sure that's just an empty delusion. I don't think they even looked at me, that must've been all a dream.
Maybe I had it when I heard about your situation and felt myself to sleep. I can't divide between what I thought and what really happened anymore.

>>10351204
I won't break their hearts. I could never allow myself to do such a terrible thing. They are all so beautiful. They all deserve every inch of me. I am theirs and, mature as they are, I expect them to know how to share. If fights break out, I will do everything I can to stop them. Even if it costs me my life.

>Unless you so fly that you can achieve the harem ending.

I'm no player. I only want their happiness.

Well Byakuren is my favourite 2hu and although she's also the most attractive 2hu I'd have to much respect for her to do her

Yukari who's not a hag, she's 17.

>>10351227
I feel so too. I think I will simply be a plaything for a while. Not even young virile lover, no, just a toy for a couple times. And then cast aside, not even worthy of goodbye. But if I try to resist the molestation, I will simply be raped. And my tears and resistance will only make her vagina milk me harder.

>>10351308
17 is pretty old compared to most touhous who are like 11

>>10351308
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

14-16 is best prime

>>10351413
Actually, Reimu's the youngest. She's fifteen, or sixteen.

You shouldn't ask loaded questions.

>>10351430
I prefer 9-13

>>10351448
prime waifu

>>10351465
I'd rather go for 5-8 myself.

>>10351468
Also a good choice!

>>10350246

Vaginas are gross.

>>10351591
You are acting like a vagina.

>>10351591
The grossness only makes them more lewd and arouses me even more!

>>10351308
oh kikuko inoue, you so silly.

>>10351591
homo

>>10351616
You should try 3DPD then dude

>>10351644
They have other gross things besides vaginas.

>>10351655
But you said gross things make you aroused. You should be even more, then.

Yuyuko. She's soft and laid-back, what more could I ask for?

>>10352362
>laid-back
I'd prefer if she was bent forward, if you know what I'm saying.

Anal.

>>10352397
But she poops from there

>>10352401
Ghosts don't poop!

Anus.

>>10352407

>>10352421
to /jp/

>>10352405
Then where goes all the detritus from the food she eats?

>>10352421

>>10352423

>>10352429
LULZ.

>>10352423

/jp/ is pure.

Then again, so are her feces.

>>10352434
nice reaction imgae lol if this was YLYL i'd have been posting my dick already xD

Blowjob or Anal, you may only pick one.

>>10352440
plz post it

>>10352407
Too lewd!!

>>10352445
Neither.
Older classy ladies deserve vaginal penetration with internal orgasms.