/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would like to wear frilly dresses like Victorique.

I want /jp/ to be my daughter.

>>10346649
I'd wear minimalist pretty dresses. I'm not into that chuuni shit.

>>10346640
>People who really want to be a little girl shouldn't want it for sex.

You seem to have misunderstood.
I don't want to be the little girl.
I want to be IN the little girl.

I want to live on a huge estate with a mansion complete with butlers and maids.

all i would want is a night gown and another little girl to cuddle with and sleep 24/7. then the world can go blow up cause i wouldn't care anymore.

I'm too manly to be a generic loli. But I find that idea amusing.

those that are are probably too stupid to work out how much it actually hurts.

>>10346680
too lewd

>>10346680
you should be at the other thread then

>>10346680
you should be at the other thread then, that is if it hasn't been deleted yet

>>10346680
I too would like to be a fetus.

>>10346983
>>10346720
seems like /jp/ is too lewd. seriously no one just wants to do this?

>>10347030

Nope.

>>10347030
>just
No.

>>10347030
I-I would...

Yes, I want to be the little girl.

I want to be a cute loli and only care about doing carefree adorable things. The world is far too harsh for me.

>>10346665

I wish to be a pure girl like Victorique-chan.

>>10349438
lmao

>>10349433
Mio?

>>10349438
I want to be sudo

I just want to be cute.

>>10349438
To bad you're not pure nor are you a girl, lewdo.

>>10349451
Why would you ever want to be Sudo, hes such a pig.

>>10349449
My name is Anko. I'm not Mio!

>>10349447
>>10349451
I'm a pure virgin.

>>10349456

>>10349449
My name is Anko. I'm not Mio! I am from a superior show.

>>10349429
The world always needs more cute girls doing cute things.

>>10349453
But you are cute, anon.

Then just take hormones, you'll get as close to the little girl as you possibly can.

It's a cruel world after all.

>>10346649
so would i.

>>10349472
If only I could join them

I wish a mad scientist would turn me into a cute little girl.

little girls, would you sit on his lap?

>>10352458
When I was younger I had dreams about a fairy granting me a wish to turn into a little girl.

>>10352458
From the thumbnail, it looks as if she is parting some really grotesque labia apart.

>>10352476
Would you mind giving me a link to where you got that? I only found a torrent with no seeders.

>>10352628
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5030494/The_Woodsman%5B2004%5DDVDrip--rEACTOr--

>>10352635
>http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5030494/The_Woodsman%5B2004%5DDVDrip--rEACTOr--

Thanks, I was after the blu-ray but it looks like I'll just go with that. TPB was down for me a couple of days ago so I didn't bother looking there.

>>10349534
Hormones won't work. They won't make my shoulders less broad. They won't make people treat me like a girl. They wouldn't turn back time and make me born and raised a little girl.
I just want virtual reality to get here so I can NEET up and be a little girl in cyberspace all day.
Couldn't a mad scientist invent a potion to turn me into a girl?

Why can't we all be cute like Victorique?

I want a kind and doting onee-sama to dress me up Gothic Lolita clothes. Sometimes, she would hug me and tell me she loves me very much.

>>10352850
I could be that person, nee-chan~

>>10352830
I really wan't clothes like that
So adorable
Even if I can't be a girl I just want to dress like that. I'm already small and thin.

>>10352869
here come the gay neet posts #slaythegay

>>10349467
Is she eating hard boiled eggs?

>>10352880
I'd let you slay me ;)

>>10352869
I'm small and thin as well. My obviously wide shoulders can be quick-fixed with the right clothes, but nothing on earth can fix my face.
My eyebrows are too bushy and everything aside from my eyes are non-girly. I used to be teased for my eyes- people asked me if I was wearing mascara because of the length of my eyelashes, but a few girls said I had pretty eyes.
I'd love to wear pretty dresses like Victorique, though. I'm just too disgusting.

>>10352906
Eyebrows can be fixed, eyes are a big plus. I bet you could look fine.

>>10352918
I don't want to show you a picture of me, but I also have a crooked nose which I swear I didn't have as a kid. It was going to be a cute nose until genetics screwed me. Also my facial hair grows back in less than a day...

>>10352886
Yes, with chopsticks. I have no idea how that's supposed to work.

>>10352944
It does work, I've done it. Probably the wood of the chopsticks giving some grip. Hardboiled eggs can be fairly dry so I imagine that would help

>>10352859

I would love for you to be that person, onee-sama.

I wish I could be a cute girl. Then maybe I could get a boyfriend.

>>10352943
My hair grows back quickly too. I wouldn't ask for a picture though. And that wouldn't automatically make you look bad. How do you keep your hair if you don't mind me asking?

>>10352991
Well, it's still growing out, but it's just below my ears at the moment. I try to keep it around shoulder length, but if I manage to look girly I'd try to get it longer.
For facial hair, I try to shave it upside down so that it's smooth, but when I'm lazy it becomes a full goatee-moustache combo.
Legs are shaved to mid thigh and I try to shave my underarms frequently.

>>10346640

That's the first time I seen Shinku wear a black dress!

>>10353072
Mine is way too long right now, I've been lazy. I get a lot of facial hair if I don't shave often. I haven't shaved my legs in a bit though so I need to soon. I don't want to take over the thread any more so if you want to email me it's laikax35@gmail.com or not, that's ok too.

>>10349467
Haha could have fooled me.

I'm a girl who wants to be a little girl again. I was one of those girls who their period and tits at age 8. It's not fair.

>>10353476
Ouch that must suck.
Personally I don't even care if I'd be a girl or not, I just want to be young again.
Being a shota is fine too,just being a child with no worry in the world would be nice

I want to be a loli that smells of crayons.

>>10353483

>Personally I don't even care if I'd be a girl or not, I just want to be young again.
Being a shota is fine too,just being a child with no worry in the world would be nice
>just being a child with no worry in the world would be nice
>with no worry in the world would be nice
>with no worry in the world

Being on /jp/ and not being a TruNEET and having this already.

>>10353496
No, you don't because if they smell like crayons they probably also aren't house trained. So, try to shoot for a loli that is a bit older.

I want to be /jp/'s brother

I am black and a man and I would like to be an energetic loli with a skin color of about 12-15 on the Von Luschan scale (type III on the Fitzpatrick scale) who spends enough time playing outside to become tanned.

That sounds nice.

>>10353707
nigger

>>10353707

stop announcing your ethnic background. I see you do it all the time.

>>10353707
Lol, we get a nigger here. Get lynched, boy.

>>10353743
Please don't tell me how to post.

>>10353707
The only way you can get a loli is if you steal one.

>>10353751

Listen, I tell you what I want to tell you. Capisci?

>>10353756
I'm sorry, I won't accept it.

>>10353675
B-but I want to be a preschool loli

>>10353759

>>10353763
No, no you don't trust me.

>>10353675
But that's bullshit. Lolis smell like crayons even if they are too old to use them in school.

>>10354078
Why does have to be crayons? Why can't it be something sweet like strawberries?

I want to smell a loli's sweaty clothes.

>>10354090
Because they actually smell like crayons. Well, at least the three lolis I know.

Also, crayons are the first smell that comes to my mind when I think about elementary schoolers. For some reason.

>>10354090
Because crayons are the sword of the loli clan.

>>10354098
We all do but, trying to get any that are not our relatives would be a crime.

>>10354103
How would I even any that belong to my relatives? They live in another house.

>>10354078

You're wrong, loli smells like flowers.

>>10354099
Yeah but, 5th grade lolis I'm sure would have different odor to them.

>>10354114
only when they take proper baths and use fragrant shampoo. otherwise, they smell like crayons.

>>10354103
How is that harmful? Maybe the kid finds it weird, but you she won't be scarred for life just because you smelled her clothes in exchange of an expensive videogame or something.

>>10354119
We've gone over this before, nobody really knows what lolis smells like, so crayons it is.

>>10354109
Check the hamper or look in their dirty laundry basket the next time you go over. Of course you have to be stealthy about.

>>10354122

If you were sniffing them after sports or sweaty stuff then of course it smells like crayons. Not to mention sweet and sour smell.

>>10354124
Its not the kids your have to worry about its the parents.

>>10354137

>>10354098
>>10354109
i don't have any sweaty clothes but i do have a bunch of clothes worn by lolis unrelated to me. skirts, PJs, tights, panties, etc. and no, i didn't do anything illegal to get them. some of them i can even wear. probably the closest i'll ever get to being the little girl.

>>10354127
I'd say they smell like school glue and sticky candy.

>>10354119
4-5yo lolis are pure innocence and kind of retarded. Maybe they aren't even lolis.

6-7yo lolis are really cute and sexually attractive, but they still feel retarded somehow. They go to elementary school, so they are true lolis.

8-9yo lolis are the probably the best. The very definition of "children". They can understand almost anything if you explain it well. Their bodies are delicious, their faces are beautiful and they can have very interesting personalities.

10-11yo lolis are the most attractive ones and I'd love to spend my time playing with them or talking about their hobbies. But some of them may develop too early (only in western countries) or become obnoxious whores personality-wise.

12 and beyond is okay in Japan, Russia, etc. Never in America or western Europe.

>>10354164
Anything school-related is fine.

And... I'll confess. I smelled a green crayon yesterday and I felt like I was the little girl. It was wonderful.

>>10349534
i don't think anyone in this thread would want anything less than their perfect image of the "ideal loli". which is to say, they're (un)happy with how they are now unless jesus descends and uses his jesus powers to transform them into an un-aging cute pre-teen girl of an ethnic background of their choosing.

What do you think about the whole pedophilia thing, /jp/?

Maybe everyone is a pedo but they are all brainwashed by TV... Or maybe pedophilia is not THAT common and it only appears when someone's childhood ends without having experienced awkward "sex" with lolis, without having ever kissed that loli you liked, without having had any female friend (or any friends at all)... Maybe that's why most pedos seem to be smart. They are all intelligent nerds, otakus, etc. who were unable to make friends or to kiss some lolis...

I'm so drunk riGht NOW.

>>10354246
>only appears when someone's childhood ends without having experienced awkward "sex" with lolis, without having ever kissed that loli you liked, without having had any female friend (or any friends at all)

Sometimes I wonder.

>>10354222
>jesus powers
if jesus transformed me into my ideal loli, i just might become a christian again. i still might have trouble walking the walk, tho

>>10354246
i had a long paragraph typed up before i read your post again.

wtf are you trying to say.

>>10354246
too drunk to know you're in the wrong thread, apparently.

>>10354256
He's asking about pedophilia. I think he's saying that it's either more common than we think, or perhaps even natural, and that most people deny it because of how the media treats it.

He then goes on to say that people whose childhoods didn't contain certain events dealing with intimacy towards the opposite gender such as having a boyfriend/girlfriend, kissing, sexual exploration, ect. never advanced past that stage in their psyches, so their attraction is mainly geared towards people of that age.

Then he seems to have gotten it in his head that a lot of pedophiles seem smart, and that may be because they chose to study or otherwise expand their knowledge instead of doing things that would further their social skills.

When can I get a loli android body? I am willing to freeze myself if I have to.

>>10354246
It's a mix of both things.

Children are better than adults in almost every way. It's only natural to be attracted to them.

Most people don't like them for many, many reasons. Media brainwashing, being a douchebag who can't see the beauty of children and finds them annoying, people who are too simple (average IQ) and animal-like to have any kind of sexual deviation... There may be people who are exceptions to the rule and just don't feel attraction to children, without any real reason.

What do you think?

>>10354281
He seems to be implying that very intelligent children, not the stereotypical bookworm, are more likely to become pedophiles because they have a hard time dealing with less intelligent children and thus they end up alone.

I agree with that.

>>10354289
So the more intelligent you are, the more deviant you are?

Maybe that's why black people (admit it, the average black person is dumber than us, even if it's just a bit) are mostly heterosexual.

And maybe that's why Japanese people (the superior race whose people are a bit more intelligent than the average white man and very far from looking like monkeys unlike blacks) are such pedos.

Think about it.

>>10354303
Whatever he had in mind, the child who grows into a pedophile is alone more often than not in the end.

I don't disagree with that one bit. It seems pretty likely.

>>10354316
>Think about it

Why should I have? I understood and accepted this ten or more years ago.

>>10354323
How old were you ten years ago?

>>10354316
That's pretty rude man. I'm black and I'm also a pedophile, and I also like to see dicks cumming every so often. I don't consider any one race or group of people to be inferior or superior. I think there's very little or no link between race and intelligence.

I think the reason why you see so many blacks who don't seem too bright is simply because of their upbringing. Morons, bigots, and geniuses are spread across all cultures and races.

>>10354330
This is just what a black person would think.

>>10354327
Twelve.

>>10354316
Asian skulls are intermediate between white and black people.

>>10354330
Let me guess, you're black?

>>10354345
I said that in my post, yes.

>>10354346
There are a lot of weird and intimidating foreign and/or ethnic people on this board and in to these types of fandoms.

It's so creepy and weird, and it kind of grosses me out too. I don't like you, buddy.

>>10354330
I still think you are a exception to the rule.

>I think the reason why you see so many blacks who don't seem too bright is simply because of their upbringing.
You are right, but I have other reasons. I don't really know why, but most blacks seem to be less smart regardless of their upbringing. Of course, a black man with a good upbringing will always be smarter than some white redneck.

As I said, I don't really have any proof. I just think blacks look less... evolved, their features are often ape-like. It was probably just bad luck that black societies have always been less advanced than white ones, but maybe it has something to do with the race itself.

I don't take this whole thing seriously because I could be totally wrong, I just wanted to hear your opinions.

>>10354353
No, you're right. I have studied these black people and their modern cultures for a good time of my life, and I have always come to the same sorts of conclusions.

They're not very development. They are capable, but their understanding will always be lackluster in comparison to our Asian overlords and whites.

>>10354351
I completely agree with this poster. I'm no racist, but knowing the person on the other side of the computer is not white/asian is a bit unsettling for me.

>>10354360
i'm neither white nor asian, yet here i be among you little girls.

Can blacks become little girls too?

>>10354375
Black little girls don't exist. They grow tits at the age of 9 but never mature past 5 years old.

>>10354371
Yes and it makes me want to vomit

thread kinda going off track.

so let's try steering it back. what type of loli would you be/want to be? post pics if you have them

personally i would want to be the long haired elegant type that's also very shy but enjoys hugs/cuddles.

>>10354360
get used to it then, you'll have to at some point or another

I would rather be an android than a little girl.

>>10354394
i'd be 7, perfectly flat, golden haired, with twintails and light blue hair bobbles or bows, but with green eyes, and i'd be fun and have lots of energy. and wear light sun dresses with spaghetti straps.

>>10354411
for a second i thought you were describing OP's pic

>>10354394
Something very similar to this.

>>10354451
I'd lick the sweat from her ass crack while she plays hide and seek.

Finally bit the bullet and ordered a onahole

Now I can fuck the loli

>>10354467
You must BE the loli.

>>10354394
I am a small girl that was born in the middle ages, no taller than 4'4". Immortal, obviously, for I am a witch. I have long since given up on the pursue for power and only spend my time drifting between the homes of /jp/sies performing various entertaining deeds and having fun!

The long floor-length, thick, straight hair reaching down my back is golden bright, and is very neatly looked after.

My eyes glow brightly. The color of their glow is affected by my emotions. Red for angry, for example, but they're normally a soft turquoise color. I disguise this in public with magically crafted thick glasses and 'keeping a low power level', but it is difficult sometimes, especially when I'm spending time with /jp/ whom know my secret of magic.
I prefer not to have to disguise myself so often, so I wander out only during the emptiest of nights.

My eye lashes are naturally very long, and they're beautifully thick, and my ears are slightly pointed like an Elf's, but they're mostly normal otherwise.

My lips are full, accompanied by soft skin from face to toes and pointy fingernails that I rarely color to match my attire, contrasting.

I am slender, and I wear indiscriminate lolita dresses with an over-sized hat that meets at a point. Shouldn't have to describe that, right? Yes, there are ribbons, straps, garter and frills every which way on my attire.
I prefer to cover as much skin as possible. Can you guess why? I dress in uniformed colors, too.

>>10354494
Alas, I am not flat chested, but this is of my own decision; my breasts are tiny though.

My vagina drips constantly, for I am a lusty little devil, but you'll never get to see it unless you're a perfectly agoraphobic NEET. I only show those who deserve to see if you're lucky! Wet panties. Wah, it's so bothersome.

I could be in a town near you, so behave yourself, okay? One day you may become a wizard and we will have something to talk about and share together. Magic!

>>10354494
>I prefer to cover as much skin as possible. Can you guess why?

You're too lazy to shave or shower and are super hairy and sweaty, so you block that from others by means of multiple layers of cloth

>>10354521
Enjoy your curse!

>>10354523
I love it when I'm right

>>10354528
You aren't.

>>10354535
There's no point denying it, you know. I understand completely.

>>10354394
Little brown girl of indeterminate race with long black hair. I'd know all the belly dances and hulas and types of dances like that, with the appropriately scaled legs/hips/butt to match them, and wear short shirts that exposed my midriff as much as weather would allow alsong with whatever was on the lower half. I'd be incredibly flexible and agile, and also have a dagger and some sort of mystic powers.

picture unrelated

Other thread is autosaging or something. Lets lewd it up here.

>>10354609
How about we post mustaches instead

>>10354620
>Mustache touhous.gif

Rin isn't even a Touhou.

>>10354620
Little girls are much funnier with mustaches

beards are better

>>10354633
What else can you expect from a shitty meme spewer?

What is with Japanese lolicons and their obsession with piss?

>>10354723
they're probably aroused by bodily fluids
especially since piss comes out of the genitals

>>10352806
>Couldn't a mad scientist invent a potion to turn me into a girl?
Challenge accepted

>>10354394
I would love to look exactly like Victorique (OP's pic), but if I had to choose another loli body it word be this one.

>>10354763
lulz #epic!

>>10354763
i would pay. millions.

>>10354764
>(OP's pic)
Thank you o' master of anime, we would have never known if it weren't for you. Enjoying SAO?

>>10354763
Please tell me you're serious, anon. My gullibility is that of a 5 year old when it comes to anything related to becoming the little girl.

>>10354774
I'm sorry for looking like an asshole. I know you guys have probably seen Gosick, but lots of /jp/sies have told me they don't watch anime that often, so I didn't want to presume you knew Victorique. I'm awful and stupid. Sorry, anon.

>>10354776
Accepting a challenge doesn't mean the challenge will be overcome, dood

That's why it's a CHALLENGE

>>10354776
It's possible but the problem is the materials required, they're extremely rare you see.

It would also take some tries to perfect it but it's hard to do so because these materials are near-irreplacable and making it is rather lethal even to the most talented alchemist.

>>10354790
list them ツ

>>10354798
Can't have everyone trying to get in on the money.

>>10354790
Why do I get the feeling your name is Totooria Helmold?

>>10354776
I will give it a try, though this will be no normal potion, it will have to somehow bend the rules to create it's effects. There is a way to do everything

>>10354803
>>10354790
you hold the secret to making /jp/ a 200% happier and livelier community and yet you withhold it.
shame.

if we ever reached a point in the future where you can replace your body with a custom android body, would people question your choice of becoming the little girl?

and don't tell me it won't be possible to replace your body, don't ruin my dreams.

>>10354936
in 100 years we have progressed 50x more than the rest combined. we are only advancing faster and better so it is only a matter of when.

to be honest, it's only a matter of shifting consciousness and learning the basic cognitive processes that comes along with a new body. but consciousness is in the brain so we'll see when brain transplants turn out a-ok.

>>10354620
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGN0B0WqCgM
VOLARE! WOAH OH

>>10354723
I wouldn't call it an obsession. I don't see nearly as much of it as I'd like to in my loli manga, anyway.

>>10355249
i haven't seen any tbh.

>>10349534
I've been on hormones for about a year and a half now. It's been a really difficult path to follow, especially because I'd been so sheltered my entire life. I had to train my voice, and I don't think I'll ever be able to afford the surgery to get rid of this thing between my legs. Thankfully, I'd always been really small and skinny because I didn't eat enough, so it was kind of a natural transition for me. Now things are really great, and I can do fun things with no inhibitions!

Guys, if you want to transition, I think that you should go for it and not look back! Being comfortable with yourself is the most important thing in the world, because you're the only person you'll ever have to answer to, in this life!

>>10354222 please refer to >>10355778
we want to experience what its like to be the object of adoration and that level of purity. not actually to be a woman irl unless god or whatever made us into a perfect version. as i see it, we are happy with how we currently are.

>>10355851
Yeah, I want the full package not some mid-life crisis

>>10355778
>Being comfortable with yourself is the most important thing in the world
And that's why we should accept the sex we are as our gender, untermensch.

>>10355884
It's for the best, the internet and libruls can fill you with all sorts of fucked up ideas about who you should be, but it only leads to depression. Or if you succeed in changing your outward identity to some degree you're no better off than you were before, plus you get to be an outcast.

>>10355907
2lewd, del pls

>>10355929
Fine, I suppose so.

>>10355778
The ultimate problem is that we want to be the little girl/ideal loli on our terms. Imperfect surgery can never reverse the years we've spent suffering as un-cute boys nor will it make society accept us.
tl;dr Jesus has to use his Jesus powers!

#slaythegay

just realised i mixed up the 2 replys on this post. >>10355851

it's threads like these that make me wish i didnt give up on my training in lucid dreaming then i could live out my life in my subconscious.

>>10356178
I really wish I could lucid dream I have tried for so many years now with no success at all. So many nights, the closest I ever got once was feeling my body just turn into nothing like it was just instantly blasted away and I didn't expect it as I was still conscious and woke up and that may not have even been anything I can directly do whatever I wanted in. See this is why I want virtual reality so bad, I can do whatever I want in it with no issues and I can finally be satisfied.

>>10353161
Gomenasai, you wouldn't happen to have a version of that picture without text printed all over it?

I want to be a little girl so I can be cute and wear cute clothes, I don't like lewd things.

>>10356268
Do you masturbate?

>>10356271
Never had the urge to, actually. I don't really have a sex drive at all.

>>10356272
Me neither. Welcome aboard!

>>10356279

>>10356283
So, um, what do we do now? Have tea parties?

>>10356296
Touch each others' privates.

>>10356296
I don't know much about having friends, whether irl or online, sorry.

>>10356296
yay tea parties! it'll be tea parties all day and sleepovers all night. and then we can be cute forever.

>>10356329
That sounds really fun, let's do it.

>>10356329
I'd like to do that forever with /jp/~

>>10356340
first we need this nice oniisan(faggot) to make the potion
>>10354763

>>10356362
Onto it, I'll see you guys as soon as I'm done.

>>10356340
Is this the formulation of irl /jp/ meetup?

>>10356370
For now, we can only pretend to be little girls. This won't stop me wearing my best dress to a meetup.

>>10356340
>>10356344
>>10356381
>>10356370
i'll brew several pots of earl grey and bring some crumpets.

>>10356391
I've got a couple of bags of Oolong if anyone's interested.

>>10356391
Smashing!
I'll wear my finest bloomers and bonnet.

>>10356263
10 seconds on google followed by 5 seconds on iqdb.

In my mind there are only two possible solutions. On one hand you are a strong, righteous, strong and courageous manly man or you are a cute, adorable, frail little girl. Everything in-between is pure fail as a human being.

>>10356402
>>10356394
oolong would go nicely with the crumpets.
but... we still need someone to bring cupcakes!

Lol you fags are so pathetic.

Yes, this is me. If I wasn't in Afghanistan killing mudslimes left and right I'd destroy your girly asses like I'm a fucking A-10 thunderbolt.

>>10356416
We could have a trip to Tesco before the meetup.

>>10356415
you have achieved a higher level of understanding and are courteously invited to /jp/'s little tea party where we serve earl gray and oolong.

>>10356415
>pure fail
xD
upboating this

>>10356429
May I be invited too? I have green tea leaves! Must I wear bloomers, etc or may I wear traditional Japanese attire?

>>10356430
im guessing tesco is a suoermarket so ok! we'll grab what we can on the day.
>>10356427
fight me cunt.

>>10356446
Of course you're invited! As long as you dress modestly and conservatively, anything's acceptable.

>>10356446
you can come wearing any attire you see fit!
the tea leaves would join in nicely for a bit of variety in our drinks.

If everybody on /jp/ was born female about 95% of them would be normal sluts who lost their virginities early. The rest would be ugly loser christmas cakes who still end up getting married but with some really ugly deadbeat guy.

>>10356453
>>10356459
Thank you so, so much! I can't wait for this to happen! It's beginning to look like this picture's tea party, except with more people: >>10354567

>>10356467
I'd probably look like Britain-chan if I was a little girl.

>>10356470
no everyone would be cute unaging little girls that would discuss about tea and the next sleepovers where they could play and not do anything lewd.

>>10356485
My ideal life~

>>10356470

That's why the japanese said about the male actors playing women that no one make a better woman than a man because he knows what makes a woman so desirable.

Too bad we all are ugly beasts. But when we'll finally have the choice we'll be the most desirable ever!

>>10356415

I'd truly like to have courtly love with a cute tomboyish /jp/sy once I'll be a girl.

Why do /jp/ meetups sound so amazing, but never happen?

>>10356509
We're only this cute on the internet, I can bet that every single one of us is an ugly, socially awkward, cynical bastard in real life.

>>10356509
I've met up with... around 3 /jp/sies in person? It's pretty fun stuff, but chances are you're not going to get a big group together. Those 3 were all at different times.

>>10356509
because we are not hyper cute little girls enjoying blissfully innocent lives (yet)

>>10356514
I think I sat next to 5 /jp/sies at one of the second showings of the Madoka Magica movies. I know for a fact they were from 4chan and liked Touhou, but I didn't inquire their homeboard. They seemed to be genuinely interesting, albeit socially awkward, people.

>>10356531
I would like nothing more than to have a minimum date for becoming one. If we set a goal, and strive to work towards it, I just know we could make it happen!

>>10356509

There is no such thing as a /jp/ meetup. At most you'll have a bunch of normalfags who occasionally browse /jp/ together in one room. Wow how fun.

No actual /jp/sie would be at a fucking "meetup". How disgusting.

>>10356539
B-but there would be tea...

>>10356539
But would there be any true Scotsmen at a /jp/ meetup?

>>10356533
I remember seeing the K-On movie premiere in Scotland. It was full of weeaboos and hipsters wearing cat ears, Angry Birds hats and ironic "otaku" t-shirts. All while spouting random Japanese words and discussing Sword Art Online.
There were these two silent neckbeards sitting away from everyone else, they seemed like cool guys.

>>10356539
alot of people like my earl gray though :c

>>10356548
We were at some run-down theater in the USA. There were 60 of us, 5 in cosplay. I'd say about 45 seemed like cool dudes. No shouting phrases, SAO, or any of that.

>>10356561
The cinema we went to was quite big, and attracted an awful lot of faggot normalfags. Me and my friend just went in, enjoyed the movie and left as soon as possible. The turn-up was worse than expected

>>10356567
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I hope our /jp/ tea party will be a billion times more fun for you!

>>10356602
It will be for sure, everyone here is nice.

>>10356604
also no one here is lewd so we can focus more on the fun stuff when the time comes!

>>10356602

Nice roleplaying.

^___^ lel epic /jp/ meetup~~~~~ im cute because i use exclamation marks and pictures of anime girls ^___^

If nobody's willing to meet up, I wonder if anyone on /jp/ has enough self-confidence to cam or post pictures of themselves?

>>10356795
Why would anyone want to see my face?

>>10356795
>enough self-confidence to cam or post pictures of themselves
I like your style.

>>10356795
I've posted pictures of myself multiple times to /jp/. Pretty sure there's one still up, now that I think about it.
But I don't think that's a good idea for this thread, it's not pure enough.

>>10356814
Is that you, niggy.png?

>>10356823
You what, mate?

>>10356795
Why? We're all little girls.

The lewd thread died and this one is talking about gay nerd shit and meetups. How disappointing.

>>10356836
let us believe in our pure activities. you can bring your lewd stuff somewhere else.

wait, wait! what about pillowfights? we WILL have friendly pillowfights at the sleepover, right?

>>10356861
Of course we will, there is no sleepover without a pillow fight.

>>10356861
of course we will silly!
they'll be sitting there waiting for you lined up in a row

As cute as some of these posts are, the thought that you're probably all fat nasty uncute nerds won't allow me to enjoy this. Don't get my hopes up /jp/

>>10355851
Honestly, I don't think that such a divine act will ever happen to me, in my lifetime, and I think that by desiring to be something outside of what is possible in my own life, I'd be undermining myself, and my identity as a boy. I don't think living like that wouldn't be good or pure. With my transition, I've gotten as physically close as I can to the way I want to be, and I never let myself be a burden to anyone.

I guess it all comes down to how you want your life to play out, if you believe that you'll be able to get those brain transplants, and whether you believe you're still pure or not. I don't know if I can fairly say whether I'm pure myself or not, but I am doing my best, and I hope you'll consider trying it too, /jp/!

>>10356885
I'm not fat.

>>10356836
Lewdness is a disease.

Go to some other website if you want to indulge yourself.

>>10356885
There is hope, anon! I had a one-on-one /jp/ meetup not long ago at all that was very cute and fun.

>>10349534
No, you'll because a disgusting obvious faggot and that's worse then 100% male

>>10356885
i'm a black belt 3rd dan in taekwondo and am certainly not overweight. try to enjoy as much as you can.

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ah! i nearly forgot. do we need to have a theme for the tea party? or can it just be a casual one where everyone shows up in their favourite outfit?

>>10356795
While I'd be ok with posting a picture, it is generally frowned upon and results in >>>/soc/ responses. The harshness of reality is too much and causes /jp/'s dreams to crumble. Plus even at the very best I could only be an old hag.

>>10355851
Honestly, I don't think that such a divine act will ever happen to me, in my lifetime, and I think that by desiring to be something outside of what is possible in my own life, I'd be undermining myself, and my identity as a boy. I don't think living like that would be good or pure. With my transition, I've gotten as physically close as I can to the way I want to be, and I never let myself be a burden to anyone.

I guess it all comes down to how you want your life to play out, if you believe that you'll be able to get those brain transplants, and whether you believe you're still pure or not. I don't know if I can fairly say whether I'm pure myself or not, but I am doing my best, and I hope you'll consider trying it too, /jp/!

>>10356795

Am in the fucking twilight zone here?

This faggot just asked JAY PEE of all boards if they'd be interested in "cam"

And everyone is apparently okay with this

Does /jp/ now redirect to /soc/? Is this some cruel prank by moot? You've had your fun now. Please gap me back to otaku culture now and away from these disgusting normals

>>10356937
You should post pics, anon. It'll help you lighten up.

>>10356944

Fuck off. Go find some other board for this shit. There are plenty. Why do normals always have to force their bullshit everywhere? Normies are such cultural imperialists

>>10356937
I don't know, isn't being lonely and isolated part of otaku culture? Shouldn't we be trying to do more for ourselves and having meetups?

>>10356949
I don't know. But it's not about being lonely and isolated. I don't know what sort of people like talking on cam, but i don't.
The idea that there are such people on /jp/ is sorta weird.

btw im a different anon

>>10356885
I go total fat ass on weekends with food but when Sunday comes out of boredom and Winter depression I end up eating so much garbage around the house I don't need. Thank god I have a decent metabolism and exercise during the week too.

>>10356949

Please don't even imply (xD) you have anything to do with otaku culture. You are literally suggesting we have /jp/ webcam sessions. You literally want /jp/ to be /soc/.

But it's okay, because sometimes we use Touhou memes lol!

Just fuck off already

>>10356949
I can't image actually trying to make the equivalent thread in /soc/. The people there are just too scary and gross. There is no cross over with /jp/ at all. As long as it is just one thread, it can't really hurt too much to have it here.

I want to be cute and loveable, but I know I'll never be. It sucks. What's the point of living if you can't be cute?

>>10356921
>do we need to have a theme for the tea party?
i vote for everyone in their favorite outfit. so long as nobody minds a hodgepodge of outfits with someone in lolita, another in schoolgirl, and another in cami and spats, it should be fun! i'm going with schoolgirl myself.

Please do not taint this pure zone with your camwhoring and other normie talk.

>>10356988
I don't like /soc/ either
>>10356990
I just wonder sometimes if i'm ever gonna accomplish anything from lurking here and talking to you guys all the time

if i'm ever gonna stop being a hikkikomori

if we don't have some kind of great future ahead for all of us

that's all

>>10357010

No, you're totally right! The solution to ALL your problems is really simple! Just get on webcam with other turbonerds and talk about animay and internet memes! Eventually you can branch off into little cliques! You can have drama! Wow! It's almost like having friends! Great!

Give me a break

>hikkikomori

Fucking poser. You were never a hiki.

please stop shitting up our discussion for the upcoming tea party with your camshit and normalfag discussion.
this is a place for innocent little girls to talk about tea parties and sleepovers.

I can't believe that there still people around who haven't resigned themselves to /jp/ being shitty.

>>10357028

I want to believe.

/jp/ has been the only source of joy in my life for years

I have been watching it wither into such a horrible state ... it's like watching an old friend mess their life up ... you know you can't really do anything to help, they need to help themselves, but you still scream at them to get better because you love them

Maybe you're right. Maybe it's time to forget

/jp/ leaves this thread alone for 200 posts, but as soon as the lewd loli thread let's out it becomes a place where rude people fight each other. Please stop.
Give each other e-mails if you want to cam, please. Also no fighting allowed! Being a /jp/sie is not a competition.
Now let's continue planning the tea party!

The last man standing falls at last.

>>10357026
Why hello /b/.

>>10357043
hello

>>10357034
The only path left is downhill, and nothing can stop it. It's time to let go.

>>10356996
It's easy being cute, make a cute little quirk like being super NEET, full on hikkikomri and never leaving your house ever and even shopping for food online, super cuddly and effectionate, self loathing, loving animals, being hopeless or clumsy, And so many more.

>>10357078
That's not cute, that's pathetic.

I came here for images of cute little girls and nerdlords wishing they were little girls not normies crying that /jp/ is shit

>>10357075
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people still try and it is pretty easy to filter out the bad. Even the photo/cam people who actually have not posted any photos or cam links are not intentionally trying to be bad. Its only human nature to want a little attention and interaction every now and them. It is commendable that they did hold back unlike what you would see on other boards.

>>10357086
I think pathetic people are cute.

Just ignore the irrelevant posts and return to the prior discussion.

Regarding photos and camming, those things aren't really relevant to being little girls since none of us have attained the physical form of little girls. If you want to do those things, please discuss that elsewhere (through e-mail or IRC, perhaps).

Topic change: What would you do differently as a little girl? What is stopping you from doing those things now?

>>10357127
>What would you do differently as a little girl?

Be innocent and adorable.

>What is stopping you from doing those things now?

You can't regain innocence after you lose it. Likewise, if I tried to be adorable looking, I would just be creepy looking.

>>10357127
Wear cute clothes: doesn't look right on me, not my size
Have fun tea parties: "too grown up"/don't know enough people for it
Think I look pretty: I hate my current self-image
Make more friends: girls don't see me on equal terms at the moment, so it doesn't really work
Cook, clean, sow, knit: I do most of these now, but they'd probably be more satisfying
Learn to play the violin: I really don't know why I'm not doing this
Learn Japanese: I've started, but people would praise a cute young girl for knowing it more than a stupid older boy
Draw pretty things: Not sure why I'm not doing this
Proudly go out in public: Self loathing =/= self confidence
Never have erections again: I hate my penis, and there's no cheap force on earth to stop erections
Never shave ever again: In my current state, I'd look like an ape if I never shaved

That's most of it.

>>10357179
Innocence doesn't exist, its something we invent and label children with.

>>10357200
I feel like after we lose innocence, we see sex everywhere. As a little kid, I never caught those innuendos. It was a glorious time.

>>10357200
If we invented it, it clearly exists.

>>10357127
To be honest, I don't think much would actually change. The real world does not work the way /jp/ sees it even for real little girls. At best, I would simply be able to enjoy the cute clothes. If I got lucky, maybe I could have cute friends. However, if I were born a real girl from the start, I would be a completely different person due to different inputs as a kid. I probably wouldn't realize what I had and would waste it by being a typical American girl who grows up to do lewd things for attention while scorning the nerdy things I enjoy now.

>>10357231
This. I understand that I would waste my chance if I were born a girl, but I would try to make it count now that I've had life experience.

>>10346640

Hi there! My name is Kale, and I'm 39 years old. Although male as default, I have always wanted to be a little girl. I fantasize being a little girl and sometimes I wear stockings and women's clothes.

If I were a little girl I would wish to

>Wear cute clothes
>Have fun tea parties
>Look adorable
>Feel innocent
>Cook, clean, sow, knit
>Learn to play the violin
>Draw pretty things
>Never have erections again

I really wish to set my inner little girl free.

Please don't take stuff from my little girl list and use them to post rude things!

>>10357240
>My name is Kale, and I'm 39 years old
Actually, you date back to 4 B.C. Kale-sama.

>>10357288
6/10 might eat.

>>10357288
this is a thread for those wishing to attain the form of a being of the opposite gender aging around 7~10. not 2017

>>10357034
And you're helping it by shitposting? What a great fucking idea!

So, we have three kinds of tea...and 6(?) guests attending. Do we need anything else for a little girl sleepover/meetup?

>>10357325
Cake, confectionaries, apple juice, crayons.

>>10357321
What do you mean by "shitposting"?

>>10357034
who can say
I don't think /jp/ itself will ever get better, but I think it's a kind of developmental place. Users fall into /jp/ they reside here a while, and eventually, we can only hope that they grow from the experience and silently leave in order to move on to bigger and better things.

And so I won't resign myself to /jp/ being shitty, because every now and then, good things get posted that are great enough to convince people to stop rotting in their rooms and start taking control of their lives.

>>10357341
What kind of paper for the crayons? Should I buy coloring books?

>>10357325
well i'm already baking the crumpets and we're going to get store bought cupcakes...
maybe some cards? we could play it during the sleepover! i'll try to think of more things while i'm out :x

>>10357127

I'm already having tea parties with my best friend. The only difference is that we put heavy doses of whisky or any strong enough alcohol we can find and smoke the pipe heavily. We always end being depressed as hell and stuff. I once confessed out of drunkenness that I wanted to be a little girl since forever and he responded something along the lines of "You'll be Azu-nyan I'll be Yui".

Love you guy.

>>10357351
Ok, I'll bring some cards too! Do you want me to bake anything? I'd be happy to chip in for the sweets as well.

>>10357344
Just a blank notebook would be good, little girl's imaginations shan't be contained by the meager lines of a coloring book.

>>10357034
Ever imagine you might be part of the problem?

>>10357365
biscuits would be an excellent match with the tea if you wouldn't mind.
i'll be going out to buy the ingredients now. bahbye!

If you're really going to have a tea party, pick a date and location. Take it seriously. If you're just going to roleplay, you should probably take it elsewhere. Roleplaying and little girl discussion don't belong in the same thread and I don't think roleplaying is really even allowed on /jp/.

>>10357376
So, let's pick a date and location! Gotta make those biscuits fresh, so I need to know.

>"keep your /soc/ shit out of our /jp/!"
>all this roleplaying

>>10357381
NJ!!!!

When you die you can be a little girl, if you astral project and decide you want to die then your body will die. Since you browse 4chan though you`d go to hell and basically be playing demonophobia for all eternity.

>>10357401
That's quite an imagination you've got

I'd be fine with a tea party on an MMO. I don't know which though. An MMO with nice scenery and little girls would be a fine choice. Something free too.

>>10357445
how about phantasy star online 2? we could make a /jp/ RP clan. but i am waiting for the english release though cause i cant stand not understanding everything.

>>10357465
Sounds good to me.

>>10357401
But I want to play Hanakanmuri...

Is little girl potion anon done yet?

I wish I could be a little girl.

>>10360514
So does the rest of /jp/. Where would you like to live if you could become the little girl.

>>10360522
A bit unrelated, but I wish everyone in the world that's honest, kind and introverted could move to a faraway island or something and live peacefully taking it easy. I'd like to live there.

>>10360558
I want something like this. I kinda imagine living in a faraway place in a big hotel with lots of other cute loli girls.
We'd all have cool rooms tailored just for us, and we could have tea together all day. I often see myself in a room with lots of windows, many books, and a comfy bed...maybe a computer too.
I could live a happy life, then stroll around the hotel before noon and chat with the other inhabitants (bookish megane lolis, gardening lolis, cooking lolis) before joining everyone for tea at 12:00.
And whilst I'm in the middle of taking it easy with my friends and chef loli brings out the desserts, I remember it's just a fantasy...
;_;

Tea party when?