/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva! 13-01-05 Night

http://www.mediafire.com/?128rqld99pqms6t

So, we are all in agreement that Ike Ike Monkey Dance is the greatest song ever, right?

>>10319902
pretty much. the smattering of patois throughout just adds to the greatness.

So who was the og that came down for the concert? Anyone knows?

>>10320013
Takahashi Ai

Who's the autistic wota that keeps making this new thread without linking to the previous one? ちゃんとやるよお前ら

>>10320013
To sing? Satoda Mai.

To watch, a bunch of them. Ogawa, Yasuda, Iida and probably more.

One banana, two melons, and a fish.

>>10320505
A melon.

>>10320549
That's a watermelon, retard.

>>10320549
Wouldn't trust that musume with the responsibility that comes with cutting up a watermelon.

Any PBs or photo shoots of hps in thicker clothing, like winter jackets and thick sweaters?

>>10320797
H!P Digital Books Vol. 91 has some Airi in winter. Now that you bring it up, I'd be interested to see more of that sort too.

>>10320797
Yes.

>>10320797
>>10320824
I honestly don't know how you guys think winter clothing in photobooks is rare.

>>10321021
How about I don't go through photobooks as a side job and most of what I end up seeing is swimsuits, dresses and such.

Lewdest body.

>>10321060
In H!P digital photobooks, these photobooks have winter elements to them. Sweaters, heavy coats, scarves, etc.

99 Momo
92 Airi
91 Airi
76 Maimi
65 Eri
55 Airi
53 Maimi
36 Konno Asami
31 Reina
30 Gottsaun
23 Mikitty
7 Mikitty
6 Ishikawa Rika
4 Yaguchi
3 Gottsuan
2 Ai Chan

>>10321842
Thank you, young lady, that was really nice of you.

Has this been happened before? Like for example, an idol from idol group A transferred into another group for a reason. Also what fan level are you when compared to Japs who go to live events and buy some goods?

>>10321897
PROTIP: no one is going to want to help you when you refer to Glorious Master Race Japan as 'J*ps'

>>10321957

It's not like I use Japs for racism but as a short term for Japanese. Remember we're in /jp/.

>>10321957
It's not racist to call chinese people chinks, japanese people japs or asian people gooks. It's just practical. Quit being such a weeaboo.

Is that an SPQR eagle or a national socialist eagle?

>>10322067
You forgot zipperhead.

>>10322387
Neither. His head is turned to the right.

But it looks familiar. Maybe I've seen it in a Carl Barks or Don Rosa comic.

On 2ch, Shit is going on about sayu said substitute leader should be teary honey and not moonface. so what is jaypee's take on this bullshit?

>>10322674
choco honey is good with talk show aniki
moonface is bland as water

>>10322674

the throne belongs to moonface obviously. Come on, she was an egg, is a generation before Haruna, and doesn't cry like a baby when realizing she can't sing or dance for her life. Sayumi just wants everything to crash when she leaves so she's the last thing everyone remembers from Momusu.

When do you think Berryz and C-ute will graduate? After those two groups and Sayu graduate, do you think H!P will implode upon itself?
MM's new members aren't that great. Is S/mileage doing well?

>>10323075
>Is S/mileage doing well?
What a stupid question.

>>10323107
I already knew the answer. Just felt like promoting discussion. Look, we're discussing.

Why would Tsunku induct such horrible new S\mileage members?

There's absolutely no fucking reason for Haruna to be leader. Just let moonface get it, not like the position is relevant anyway.

>>10323118
>Look, we're discussing.
No, you're just asking inane questions that serve no purpose.

>>10323174
Which H!P would you go to a water-park with?

>>10323174
Do you want to discuss all of the variety shows H!P is going on? Do you want to discuss all of the acting roles H!P is getting in movies, plays, and dramas? Do you want to discuss the finer details of songs such as Take a Chance and Help Me?

Please tell me what we would discuss if not speculation of the future for H!P, DVD magazines that we already discussed, or silly things about the idols. I'm actually curious now.

What couldn't Zukki crush with her gigantic thighs?

>>10323417

>>10323432
Which H!P is secretly a reptilian?

They really need to apply her make up better or more of it or something. Looks rather unfortunate.

>>10323240
You say it like nothing is going on at all, when in fact there has been some films released lately, Momoko is frequently on variety shows and there are numerous weekly radio shows. Then there are blog posts and various interviews too.
They'd certainly make for greater discussion than the 'lol so radum xD' shit that normally gets posted.

>>10323511
You are really grasping at straws. Momo shows are mostly her reacting to food or stupid videos. No new movies have been uploaded recently, so scratch that.
You want to discuss their blog posts? Like, "I ate this today," or "Check out dis goofy picture,"? This is fucking /jp/. If you want to talk about normal shit go to one of the many normal H!P discussion forums.

>>10323558
>Momo shows are mostly her reacting to food or stupid videos
I was simply pointing out there are variety shows unlike what you were implying. Anyway, what you describe is pretty much every idol variety appearance ever.
>No new movies have been uploaded recently, so scratch that
There was a ℃-ute/Berryz film and a s/mileage film both released in the last month
> Like, "I ate this today," or "Check out dis goofy picture,"?
You mean like what gets posed here already? Though I don't recall any blog posts consisting solely of what you just wrote.

Also,　I like how you avoided mentioning radio shows despite them being the most entertaining and interesting part of the group currently.

>>10323683
Not everyone wants to see just Momo on varieties. Also there are better varieties than "watch this then react," ones. They could play games like MM did on Utaban, actually have interesting talks, etc.

Also not everyone has the time to learn Japanese. Guarantee a very small percentage of the people posting here know Japanese, so you can't really discuss the radio shows which are untranslated, which is most of them.

Also "released," is different from "downloadable and watchable on my computer,". Why isn't it in the Newsfeed? Why isn't there news about it on Sayunii? Why isn't there a torrent up? Why is nobody talking about the movies on other sites? Because you are full of shit about a new Berryz/Cute and S/mileage movie just coming out.
Get out before you embarrass yourself further.

>>10323937
>Because you are full of shit about a new Berryz/Cute and S/mileage movie just coming out.
>Get out before you embarrass yourself further.
Please, you're the one embarrassing yourself -

http://www.amazon.co.jp/劇団ゲキハロ-第12回公演-キャッツ-A「盗む側にドラマがある」-DVD/dp/B009IX4D4E/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1357460828&sr=1-1
DVD Release Date: 2012/12/19


http://www.amazon.co.jp/怪談新耳袋異形BOX-初回限定版-DVD-井口昇/dp/B009L2PV84
DVD Release Date: 2012/12/05
Are you seriously telling me this 1 star masterpiece isn't worthy of lengthy discussion?

>>10324003
Still no torrent up. How are we to discuss it?

>>10323937
>Guarantee a very small percentage of the people posting here know Japanese
Which explains why a very large percentage of people here are completely uninformed and clueless about H!P and simply resort to shitposting like yourself since they have no idea what's going on. I don't really understand how you could follow them if you don't understand anything they're saying or doing.

>>10324040
Well shit, I must have screen-capped this from somewhere.
You're still embarrassing yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR57t5eX96M

She forgot jaypee's sperglords.

Hello! Project facial tissues.

http://p.twipple.jp/MIsu5

Happy Birthday to the adorable Serial Killer Musume!

>>10325227
おめでとう。

>>10324871
Does it come with their scent?

>>10324112
I think he means that majority of us can't discuss it because of the fact that the movies aren't subbed yet.

Kikkawa You - ATARU 13-01-06

Aika.

>>10328050
Looking as bad as always.

>>10328045

ATARU 13-01-06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A49c15hpVHc&t=49m44s

>>10328776
Isn't it amazing how all J-dramas are terribly written, poorly acted, shot like cheap soap operas yet still immensely popular?

Japanese Ayumi smiling.

Which H!P is da Queen?

>>10330685
Sayumi

hello-online user:

>If Kuduu have a PB is because she and her parents are ok with that. Miya don't like, only have 1 or 2 PB.
Probably the same with Zukki, she or her parents aren't okay so we can see her with more clothes than others,
> Probably the same with Zukki, she or her parents aren't okay so we can see her with more clothes than others,

Of course it has nothing to do with fact that she's a fuckin whale..

>>10330911

Meant to quote this
> Probably the same with Zukki, she or her parents aren't okay so we can see her with more clothes than others,

twice.

>>10330911
Okay so I've always wondered what exactly is wrong with Risa's teeth

>>10331002
they are polymer based.

>>10331002
http://bbs.avi.jp/bbs.php?kid=465089&num=10&mode=&br=pc&cnt=no&s=

behold the evolution

Let's build the perfect idol out of the H!P roster. I pick Ayumin's tummy for the first body part.

Which parts from other idols would you include?

>>10333393
reina's wonky eye

>>10333393
erina's worm neck and tsuji's old teeth

kudo's handsome weiner

'NEXT MY SELF' Release Event

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_C2mYqNPPw

>>10333393

Reina's legs.

>>10335036
goddamn her legs and feet are awesome

>>10335051
is this your first time seeing a womans body? lmao

>>10335036

it must suck to be that thin and still have virtually no waist

>>10335036
I wonder how much she can squat.

>>10335580
She'd make a perfect cutting board.

>>10335580
This is probably the worst photo of Reina I've ever seen. Who would approve this for a PB?

Kikkawa You - Valentine's Radio (MV)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQd8hF_9yBY

>>10335655
that maid outfit really isn't appropriate for the task at hand. her shoes in the sitting down scenes are lovely, though.

>>10335652
>This is probably the worst photo of Reina I've ever seen.

Oh please, do you honestly want me to start the dump?

>>10335927

Not this guy but post more, please.

Thread is pretty dead anyway.

>>10335927
...oh dear god. I DO take it back. please post more

>>10335983

That one is actually cute.

>>10335983

a personal favorite. Enlarge and wonder

Someone's been lifting.

>>10335587
i would squat the weight of the whole world for her.

nah just kidding im a neet i can prolly squat 5 kilo

>>10336102
That gyno.

>>10336283
He's bigger than me
Must be on roids

Are you taller than Bear, jaypee? She's only 5'7''.

I just realized Reina has a bit of a pigface.

I hope your enjoying your day.

>>10336102
lel trying to forget that once he was a skinny dancing jpop wannabee

>>10336897
>you're day
Fixed that for you.

>>10336933
thanks, get confused sometimes.

Maimi's arse.

Guys, what's the latest MM dvd magazine?

>>10338371

>>10336102
Fucking scum

>>10336102
うわー
怖い、ヤクザみたいなぁ

So what's the relationship between Iida and Reina? I've noticed Reina mention her name a few times more than other members.

>>10336102
Figured he'd be out by now. Good for him.

Here's the entire interview and more pics.
http://tattoo-navi.jp/column/entry785.html

also: here's a recent (?) picture of Sonim that 2ch dug up in the thread.

>>10338371
I think it was 47.

>>10339200
Watching that one again I'd just like to say how much Reina has changed since the 10ki joined. I think it's been said a lot on here already but I'm happy that she can be more open now. With her graduation looming, it's the best time to be following her in these last months.

You know how sometimes you become starkly aware of the fact that you'll never hold your favorite idol in your arms? I having one of those crises right now and it's killing me. Life's not fair, sure, but does it have to have to be this cruel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7CwQuhGwAM

So Riho has stated that her aim this year is to get into Kouhaku. Better shape up then girls. More importantly, UFP better get their shit straighten out.
And Zukki, fucking Zukki bringing the whole team down. I do hope she can slim down this year.

>>10339513
I agree with you. She sticks out and not in a cute and endearing way like Aibon did. I'm no fat-shamer but if you're an idol you know that you can't look like that. Has she put on more weight since her debut or is it just unflattering costumes?

>>10339538
She's definitely getting larger. And she treats her indulgent eating habits as if it's a joke. I really think she's only kept as a member to generate controversy.

This was said a year ago when she wasn't so big.

Holy shit is Meimi already taller than captain and Nakky or is she wearing some crazy ass platform shoes?

>>10339632
"Most pandering mini-game" award goes to this game.

>>10339632
Wow, the second from the right looks fat too.

>>10339636
sleepy eye face

>>10339639
Was really windy for this shoot. Masaki Sato kept turning into the wind when she was talking and it was funny.

>>10339637
Once again, look at the thigh thickness differences and where the skirt sits upon their waists.

>>10339645
Not him but to be fair, she has gained a bit of weight recently. Still isn't Zukki hueg though.

>>10339641
I do love a good windy photoshoot.

>>10339476
I don't even care about that. It's not like they owe me anything just because I like them. We're all just another insignificant fan of theirs, not a special snowflake.

HURDURRDURR I mean I'M PAYING SO THEY BETTER SMILE AT ME AND SHAKE MY HAND but I don't need them to single me out!!11!

>>10339698
He was just lamenting the fact that he can't ever be with the idol he loves so dearly. Why you gotta be so hard on the nigga?

>>10339645
Serial killer feet

>>10339721
I'm just helping him out to realize it sooner. If he loves the idol as much as he says, he would probably go out and meet her if he can. I did that and after the whole thing I started feeling like crap after my idol high. To them you're just another person they don know exists.

That kind of feeling just gets a 100x worse after you meet them.

>>10339665
I agree, he face got chubbier since Help me came out.

So he admits it.

>>10340055
Google translates that as 'twink'.
I'm skeptical.

>>10340095
Ikemen.

>>10340055
>not even lvl 19.
02/10 - would not pvp with.

>>10340101
That's exactly what I put into Google Translate.
Other dictionaries said "cool guy; good-looking, energetic man; hunk ". GT insists on 'twink'.

>>10340055
I can't get over how terrible those costumes look to me. What were they thinking?

>>10340119
I guess I wish they were dressed a little more inappropriately. But, really, it could have been much, much worse.

>>10340119
Also, I think Kudo makes it work.

>>10340163
I wonder why do they have only one suit per single.

Why is LinLin so beautiful?

The extremely stupid Alo Hello! 6 has managed to make me hate Morning Musume even more.

What a fucking garbage of a group it has become. They have no spark, no chemistry, no ingenuity.

Not to mention they aren't hot in swimsuits at all.

>>10340408
Shut up already and move on to something else.

>>10340408
Only Morning Musume I would consider hot out of the current members is Sayu. The rest just don't do anything for me.

How the fuck is the one on the left a NATIONAL IDOL

>>10340433
Why is it that so many people praise her as beautiful, funny, and talented, despite it being quite obvious that she is a fat, unfunny, and a disgrace to MM's history? Are they delusional? On other sites besides Jaypee, I mean.

>>10340459
She's easy to relate to for fat girls.

>>10340478
eripon_shields_daishi_from_zukki.gif

Jaypee's first /jp/ meet-up

>>10340537
the girl in the red is the most alienistic creature

but the girl next to her is cute and i think posts here

>>10340570
Me in the light yellow shirt looking sad and wanting to go home.

>>10340537
me in the red boasting my love of sports

>>10323075
>MM's new members aren't that great.
>Is S/mileage doing well?
Lol wut?

HAREM

The Best.

I wish Miyabi would go back to black hair.

>>10341501
Does it not bother you that they're all big lewd adults now?

>>10341503
I am personally conflicted on this issue.

'Help Me!!' Release Event

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7CwQuhGwAM

>>10341530
Most of the Berryz are still pure.

Which H!P's antics are the most painful to watch?

>>10341790
thair attempt to stay relevant

>>10341790
I would say Zukki, but she doesn't really have any antics besides being fat.
I think the S\mileage in your picture would be the best answer.

>>10341790
their attempt to stay relevant

>>10340459
because most fans are pretty much fat and ugly themselves. especially the female ones.

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>>10341855
Your attempt at reading comprehension.

>yfw post successful

>>10343272
>yfw post successful when quick reply says connection error

Which Berryz would you want as a daughter?

>>10343359
the brownest.

>>10343800
Jibun wo?

The countenance I display on the occasion of posting on /jp/.

I hope LinLin becomes successful in China with her new solo album.

>>10344527
not Jeffrey Dahmer enough.

What games did you play with your friends in gym class, jaypee?

Spot the erogenous zone.

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva! - Rehearsal & Backstage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgbZX9w8xts

>>10341790
Momoki's Momochi persona, she can do better than that and is too painful to watch

>>10345111

pits for 500 alex

>>10345111

so lewd

>>10338661
やつはヤクザやろう

>>10345633
Thanks. Oda looks like she's settling in quite nicely. Apparently she's made a good impression on Sayu. That Asahi girl looks cute too. I'm excited for 2013.

Would you throttle the life out of baby Zukki, jaypee?

>>10347192
That's disturbing.

Oh wow, Sayumi confirmed for being sick of these kids and wanting her old Platinum MM friends back.

>>10347367
Eri ;_;

After practicing cricket with some chaps that you play in an amateur league with, you walk over to the sink to freshen up, but it appears that someone has already monopolized the sink space.
What do you do?

>>10347442
Lick the feet.

>>10347442
>>10347449
Fuck off, brit cunts

>>10347442
i'd be like "alright, love. mind if join ya?"

>>10347442
``oi gov! wot do ya fink ya doin wif the watermaker?''

>>10347367
Where are these from?
I want to read all of Michishige's answers.

>>10347442
blud... i'd be grabbing her ankles and putting my dick between her soles, innit.

>>10347555
Pocket Morning weekly Q&A translations from the Hello!Online newsfeed.

"It has to be this big."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_1LoHMn14

Maachan has cervical lymphadenitis.

I blame the fat one.

>>10347702
it's over! h!p is finished - http://www.tokyohive.com/2013/01/smileages-wada-ayaka-and-katsuta-rina-are-sick-with-the-flu/

>>10347931
It hasn't even began.

>>10347931
It hasn't even begun.

>>10347559
That seems like an awfully rude thing to do to a stranger in public.

>>10347990
she looks well up for it, though. i'd offer her a big mac afterwards for her trouble.

>>10347990
Those are some gross feet. Why doesn't she take care of them?

>>10348053
I've noticed that a lot of the H!Ps in photobooks have busted blisters on their feet, most likely from dancing.
I wonder why they wouldn't photoshop the dead skin left over from the blister out.

>>10348073
Because no one except perverts cares about feet.

>>10348089
It is a shame that not all people can reach feet enlightenment.

>>10347702
>>10347931
Why do they even wear those masks, it seems like they do jack shit.

>>10348145
Probably to cover their face so they don't have to worry about make-up.

>>10348336
One of my favorite Utabans.

Noses are underrated.

>tfw no variety program

>>10349316
Shame only Momochi appears on variety shows on a regular basis.

>>10349316
That's the face I make when someone responds to my posts on /jp/.

>>10349370
You are now aware that your mouth is wide open. Close it.

So Momochi's sick too?
Why can't Zukki catch it as well?

>>10349386
okay, thanks for the tip buddy.

>>10349494
Because the fat turd's not fast enough.

>>10349555
>fast
I wish she would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WvBROF1KU

>>10347702
so what is it exactly, some sort of vagina mumps?

so...you can kind of make out masaki's nipple if you look...but don't because that'd be weird...but if you do...i dunno...try not to be weird about it...

>>10350816
Thank you based adidas.

Do you have good study habits, jaypee?

>>10350941
I never studied and waited until the last day to cram...

>>10350946
And look at where you are now.

I wonder what life is like being a beautiful girl.

>>10351180
Tiring and sexually frustrating, If you're a beautiful girl who signed away her rights to have a relationship out in the open in exchange for fame and a 60-hour-a-week work schedule.

>>10350941
俺は、勉強が嫌いだ。

>>10351245
>俺は
Keep trying, you'll get there in the end.

>>10351277
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ohRtZcOuo

>>10351277
What's wrong with that?

Jaypee, you promised me web-based varieties featuring Morning Musume and Hello Project groups in 2013. Where is it?

>>10351180
which idol has the longest toes?

>>10350816
What color are Masaki's nips?

Would you kiss Kanon, not the fat one, even if she has that thing on her lips?

>>10351385
look in Eri's last PB

>>10351742
Anyone know their official foot sizes?

>>10351385
jesus christ that's horrifying

>>10351860
Only people of refined tastes can appreciate the finger toe.

>>10351860
you're having a bubble... those toes are well suckable.

Notice how the other musumes avoid getting to close to The Fat One, afraid of catching her fat.

>>10350816
Uh oh! Anyone handy at doing those X-ray pics?

>>10351512
I bet they're a yummy chocolatey brown. Mmm..

Which H!P idol would you let stick their sweaty feet in your face after they were done performing in one of their concerts?

>>10352142
koharu's

>>10352142
Everyone except these three. Guess which are the covered ones.

>>10352209
This is out of the current H!Ps, by the way. Not including graduates.

>>10352224
in that case i choose kudo haruka.

>>10352209
Easy. Zukki, Kananan and Rinapuu.

>>10352242
Nice job, m8.

>>10352276
Sato looks so cute in this set. I hope she'll be okay soon

>>10352368
Masaki Sato's nervousness and insecurities make me feel better about my own.

Does Jaypee like extra large size things?

>>10352545
No, as I can't finish them. EVerything in moderation.

>>10352545
I wish Mitsui was my grandma.

Why does every idol I start liking immediately get sick or injured?

>>10352871
start liking Zukki plz

>>10352879
She's my favorite. She is one of the few exceptions.

>>10352887
I expect no less from someone from tumblr.

>>10352897
I was visiting /jp/ before i joined tumblr. (image limit)

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