/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10342523
Sanae 2.0

what a dork

>>10342595
Yes, very, indeed.

Honestly, Youmu doesn't seem that interested in dicks. I'm going to need more proof if I am to believe that she is.

Best touhou

>>10342679
wud hugg

>>10342679
says you.

yomu is my favrit 2hu

i saw a 2hu wunse

I'd mindbreak her, if you know what I mean.

She is not a human.

>>10342698
Well that's just like your opinion man

>>10342704
>giraffe girl
I'd sure like to cut her neck.

Sometimes I wish I could get paid to tend to the greenery of a mansion property, or some botanical garden. It seems like it'd be quiet and fulfilling.

>>10342719
It's a shit load of hard, thankless work for not much pay. You're going to be dealing with every single kind of thing that gives you allergies. Grass cuttings, pollen, sawdust, insects, etc. All while being hot, sweaty and sticky in the sun for the whole day.

youmu resting after getting hot, sweaty and sticky

>>10342697
No. Youmu is not to be mind broken.

>>10342731
You snuffed out my plans before they even began.
Oh well, a man can dream.

>>10342731
Then why do some people say that their hobby is gardening, with such simple joy and peace of mind that you'd think they achieved enlightenment through gardening?

>>10342731
Also I should say that I worked at a botanical garden not a mansion. I'm not sure if the job would be that different though.

>>10342679
I wish there was a good way to look for supercute images like this. I guess the pixiv paid account's sort by popularity would work, but I don't want to pay.

>>10342740
Doing something as a hobby versus doing it all day every day is completely different.

>>10342740
Oh it definitely can be but there's a difference between working on your little garden in the backyard and having to tend to 120+ acres.

>>10342739
There's no reason you can't give it a go. It might be something you enjoy and they're always looking for people. But just don't expect it to be a walk in the park (no pun intended...probably)

>>10342742
You wouldn't eat a myon.

>>10342751
>always looking for people
What kind of training etc is required?

>>10342753
Depends what you want to do really. Naturally you'd get preference if you had any experience doing gardening or landscaping. But it's usually just labour stuff. Mowing, watering, trimming plants, making sure the walkways are clean etc. Very basic stuff.

Depending where you work you might go in in the mornings and get assigned things that need doing that day and you may be in groups or just by yourself. Or you may just be expected to take care of anything you notice.

>>10342751
I'm afraid the days of live-in gardeners are a thing of the past, which would be ideal.

I suppose I may try it if the need for work arises. Shouldn't be many people around when on working hours.

>>10342752
I'd sexually assault a myon

I want to fuck Youmu. Imagine how small she is, and then imagine how her body would feel.

I want to put my weener inside of her.

>>10342778
Youmu is soft and fragile

>>10342778

holla holla get dolla

>>10342778
I would apply my weener to all of her. I would have an inkwell at the ready, dip my dick in periodically and rub my penis on all parts of her until she is completely black in every visible and with-penis accessible spot.

You could do this without the ink, too, but it's more difficult to tell which parts you're done with. You'd basically have to divide her into certain discrete anatomical parts to violate. On the other hand, if you did that, you could conceivably fuck the entirety of her to completion by ejaculating on each part.

The division would have to be fairly arbitrary, though, for example do you do each finger separately or the parts between different joints separately? Would you have to rape her hair as bangs >< everywhere else, or as smaller segments?

Also, if you were raping her right little finger, but she trashed around and your penis touched her right ring finger, would raping her right little finger be disqualified? I'm sure you can see why the ink solution is preferable.

You'd have to use very small amounts of ink so that it didn't flow to parts you've yet to rape, though.

>>10342778
Athletic, too. Probably very tight.

You shouldn't be so open about that, though. She'll be very, very upset, and you'll never get close to her like that.

>>10342805
Youmu is a delicate flower and needs a gentle dicking.

>>10342805

>open door
>see this
>what do

I like girls with a collared shirt and waistcoat

>>10342805

>>10342811
Attempt to replace Myon

>>10342811
Is she asleep?

>>10342816
Like this?

>>10342811
Youmu doesn't like people misquoting the quote function

>>10342805
why

>>10342820
That's pretty lewd, I just want to sleephug ;_;

>>10342811

>>10342823
So more like this?

>>10342824

>>10342830
Yes, exactly.

>>10342811
Sleeping while sitting up is bad.
I very carefully put her in bed, under the covers, pet her head, and leave.

>>10342811
Hello, love. I'm going to give you the dick, savvy?

Is it wrong to offer Youmu alcohol for ulterior motives?

Do you prefer cute or cool Youmu?

>>10342839
Very.

>>10342837
avatarfagging is illegal

>>10342838
Cute, but tough/cool when need be.

>>10342839
Yes.

>>10342839
Looks like she has half the tolerance of a normal person.

>>10342845
Ok, that's enough.
Time for bed, Youmu. No complaining.

>>10342838
I like a bit of both.

>>10342839
Only if you hung around once she sobered up

>>10342839
Depends on if your ulterior motives are sinister. Seeing her cuteness is okay.

>>10342849
I'd like her to be cool at work and cute at home.

>>10342839
I'd offer Youmu alcohol and then, as she cannot resist, I'd put glasses on her

>>10342848
I don't wanna!

>>10342857

>S-stop following me to school /jp/!

I'd marry her so hard.

Worst 2hu
Myon is best 2hu!

>>10342870
>But we go to the same university!

>>10342870
>>10342880
who are you quoting?

>>10342882
their imagination i guess

Just wanted to make sure you got there safely...

>>10342876
Who dares disturb my meditation?

>>10342887
I've come to pat your head, prepare yourself

I see Youmu as the kind of girl who would whine a little, but not make any real effort to resist, if you decided to treat her like a pillow.

>>10342876
I want to be the little myon ;_;

>>10342876
I would fap to myon anyday!

>>10342894
You mean putting her across my bed and putting her between my head and arm while I sleep?

>>10342891
Wanna fidaboudit?

>>10342894
Like this attitude?

>>10342906

>>10342923

I bet that Youmu would enjoy a nice spa holiday

>>10342935
It would be a a good break from all that cold.

>>10342935
I usually like school swimsuits, but I think it's too fetishistic for good girls like Youmu.

What the fuck is a half ghost.

>>10342947
She died halfway.

>>10342947
Half ghost, half living. Dummy!

>>10342947
Youmu is a freak. This is where her insecurity comes from.

>>10342964

>>10342935
I'd go swimming with Youmu.

>>10342964
Which is why she'll always be Yuyuko's subordinate.

>>10342947
When a human and a ghost love each other very much...

>>10342947
To solve the issue of "which half is the ghost", I like to imagine that half of all the cells distributed throughout her body are dead, and replaced by whatever the ghost equivalent of a cell is.

>>10342983
>whatever the ghost equivalent of a cell is.

Ectoplasm?

>>10342966
Would you try anything?
I don't think I could resist Youmu in a one piece.

Yuyuko asked for a gardening hoe, she got Youmu instead.

Does anyone have the page from a doujin where Youmu is going on about how Yuyuko is ther perfect lady because she needs help with everything?
I found it once when I didn't need it and now I can't find it.

Youmu is my fave musclegirl

>>10343351
I'd like to see more minimalistic musclegirl art - it's always either plain moe uguu's or disgusting steroid monsters.

>>10343069
Dohoho, how accurate

Tucking Youmu into bed.

>>10343372
Youmu's face when she wakes up in the middle of the night.

>>10343377

I can just imagine Youmu when I'm done with her. The water flowing out of her perfect little ears like a cascade. Her slender, powerful legs tired out from the kicking. She pants after the final, shuddering plunge. The quivering, grotesque starfish pulsating in her tired hands.

>>10343383
Watersports with Youmu!

>>10343383
>>10343387
LEWD
STOP BEING LEWD ABOUT YOUMU

You see a rare Youmu sitting in a tree. What do you do?

>>10343411
Capture it for my own of course!

>>10343411

>>10343411
Throw Master Ball.

>>10343411
try to imitate a youmu mating call

>>10343411
Is she supposed to look like a Katanagatari character?

>>10342805
Why is that sword an inch wide? That's an awful cross section.

>>10342983
No, they're all separate in her option, idiot.

>>10343351
Youmu is best armor girl

Fucking. Warrior. Of. The. Sword.

>>10344120
Youmu is best any girl

>>10344256
I want a myon up my urethra.

That is an awfully lewd picture OP. I really like this girl because of her hair.

>>10344277
Bobcuts are the best.

>>10344256
translate it weeb

>>10344256
Furigana it weebs

Amazing. I just did a throwaway thread to test the new post successful screen.

Truly a testament to the power of Youmu.

>>10344324
Youmu a best, as we have seen.

>>10344282
>>10344277
I agree.

There is a studious Chinese student that usually works a terminal close to where my post is. She has box-frame glasses, which I believe improve bob cuts in all circumstances.

I want to dryhump her belly~

>>10344337
I want to wethump her vagina~

>>10344337

> dryhump her belly

There is simply not enough porn depicting this.

>>10344342
please don't be lewd with youmu

I dont really like youmu

>>10344365
I'm going to respect your opinion and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>10344364
Why did this thread suddenly fill up with tripfags?

>>10344367
It wouldn't be if you used 4chan X with forced anonymous enabled.

>>10344364
I want to commit a crime with Youmu.

>>10344367
Well, it's the Youmu thread...

>>10344373
I would rob a bank with her and run off to a tropical island to live off the profits.

>>10344371
There should be a forced tripfag option.

>>10344379

And what do you suppose you'll do with all that money, huh? Make a campfire?

>>10344384
I'd buy lots of ice cream

>>10344384
Buy food and fuel from the corrupt local government that won't extradite us.

Is sex with Youmu statutory rape?

>>10344386

From the monkey?

For some reason when I read tropical island I immediately pictured a deserted island.

>>10344390
From the mudcrab.

>>10344337
>>10344383
wait a minute, where is her vagina in these pictures? Is it true then that youkais have no vaginas after all?
:((((

>>10344395
It's under the pubic mound.

I want Youmu to give me paizuri

>>10344373
Youmu is too honorable for crime.

>>10344397
>pubic mound.
Am I the only one who has a fetish for smooth, soft looking pubic mounds?

The bump is so arousing.

>>10344403
I would commit a crime towards Youmu.

>>10344379
You know very well that's not the kind of crime I had in mind.

>>10344409
Seeing it is like opening a new tub of butter, or an unopened jar of peanut butter. I always take time to marvel at the undisturbed smoothness of the product inside.

>>10344414
Are you going to commit postal fraud? I don't think Youmu would like a white-collar crime.

>>10344410
Does Hakugyokurou have stand-your-ground laws? Seems so, what with PCB and all.
I don't think that would turn out very well for you.

>>10344409
They're pretty hard though.

>>10344397
you and I both know that that doesn't make sense.
The pubic mound in those pictures is showing, yet there is no sign of a vagina crack. If you think her actual vagina should be under those panties, it means you haven't ever seen a real vagina in your life.
Also, no sign of any pubic hair AT ALL, wtf, she's old enough and supposed to have at least some. A picture that could be great was ruined because of these two things for me. Or maybe it was just a poorly decensored image, where the previous censor was just replaced with plain skin. We need a photoshoop hero to fix that now...

>>10344441
I wish I could experience the touch.

Also I can't seem to find a tag for it. I've tried pubic_mound, mons_pubis, mons_veneris. Neither dan/gel have either tags it seems.

I might have to go start sifting through images and tag them myself.

>>10344452
>Also, no sign of any pubic hair AT ALL, wtf
Not sure if you're aware of this but it is possible to temporarily remove that sort of thing.

>>10344461
That's for sluts.

>>10344453
try mound_of_venus

>>10344453
I think fat_mons was used at some point. I don't know anymore. There's an awful lack of fat or puffy pussy tagging. Meanwhile someone went and added those fucking eye shape tags that zero other people give a shit about.

>>10344452
>Also, no sign of any pubic hair AT ALL, wtf,

>>10344469
puffy vulva?

>>10344452
>it means you haven't ever seen a real vagina in your life
>no sign of any pubic hair AT ALL, wtf
>photoshoop hero
Did you just tumble in from Reddit? Holy fuck.

>>10344452
Can someone please remove this subhuman from the premises?

I would swim with Youmu.

>>10344461
pretty much what this anon said: >>10344465
besides, asian girls don't usually shave and it would be even less likely for such a young girl to do it, asian or not.
Now, I don't particularly favor asian women over other kinds (except over nigger women of course), but if there's one thing I think they're definetly doing right in comparison to the others is exactly the fact that they tend not to shave it down there, at most they will trim it.
I like my girls with hairy pussies, mind you. Oh and I only the pussies, mind you also. No hairy armpits or anything else, that's gross and unclean as fuck.

I like a contemporary Youmu, although I firmly believe a jacket should only be worn over long sleeves.

>>10344503
Please keep /pol/ content in /pol/

>>10344503
Ｆｕｃｋ　ｏｆｆ．

>>10344503
>No hairy armpits or anything else, that's gross and unclean as fuck.
Nigga are you some kind of faggot?
Hairy armpits are delicious.

>>10344514
I'd contemporary a Youmu, if you know what I mean.

>>10344525
I don't get it.

>>10344502
Youmu has been eating too much!

>>10344525
Thank you for posting pictures with pixiv IDs.

You are doing /jp/ a great service.

>>10344531
I'd take her shopping for clothes.

>>10344534
saucenao is hard

>>10344537
Oh, that's nice of you!

>>10344546
Oh no! Youmu was out in the sun for too long! She now has an elevated risk of skin cancer.

>>10344551
I don't like Youmu anymore.

>>10344551
Yummy~

>>10344554
You don't like girls that play in the sun?

>>10344551

A light, golden tan is nice but I think that's a little too burnt for me.

>>10344560
I don't like brown skin it's gross.

>>10344486
I've been posting in /jp/ for about 2 years and a half now. What is the problem with you?

>>10344514
I like a Youmu à l'ancienne.

Figures. Decide not to hang out on /jp/ for once, check it on a whim, and there's this nice Youmu thread. Ugh.

>>10344774
Oh, there's a nice Youmu thread on /jp/? Where?

Test

>>10344816
How mean.

>>10344939
How terrible.

>>10344939
she is half dead after all.

>>10344282
And I always thought Kaguya couldn't get any more repulsive.

>>10344939
more?

>>10344958
>>10344958
moko pls go XD *spits on u*

I want to thank everyone that posted in this thread today. Made my suffering through a 12 hour shift with a raging fever much more bearable. Especially the person who posted this: >>10342906

>>10345014

>>10345014
Get well soon, anon.

I wonder if seiga can half-control youmu.

>>10345181
This doesn't really work no matter how you look at it. Seiga controls jiang shi by nature of them being jiang shi and having the controlling talismans on their forehead, not because she can control undead or anything like that. And youmu isn't even undead strictly speaking, considering half of her is still alive and the other half never was.

Secondary thread.

>>10345401
Yeah but how are your scores??

>>10345181
That's a scary thought.

Bruised Youmu please

>>10344383
oh you can have that and much more on reddit and facebook.

Now it's your turn to be soft.