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This thread is for Yukkuri stuff without guro. Guro is anything with blood or bean paste spilling.

No death, dismemberment, or eating of yukkuris.

Teasing and mild abuse is fine.

>> No.1034017

If I had any yukkuri shit on my computer whatsoever, i'd be posting gore

>> No.1034018

>>1034006
>This is a boring Yukkuri thread.

>> No.1034033
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>> No.1034040

>>1034017

YUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

>> No.1034060

>>1033938
Still need help with this.

>> No.1034070

I remember when I was didn't mind Yukkuri stuff.

>> No.1034072
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>>1034006
But, isn't that why the Yukkuri exist...to be torn, ripped, crushed, violated in the most twisted ways the human psyche can imagine. The spilling of their 'blood' pleases us...how would a thread of them living on be successful?...

>> No.1034074

>>1034070
>>Wheeen I wasss...
SHUT UP.

>> No.1034086

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/

>> No.1034089
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>>1034006

>> No.1034092

>>1034086
Thanks aniki

>> No.1034099

>The spilling of their 'blood' pleases us...
>spill their 'blood'

The leakage of their bean paste is what pleases me.

>> No.1034117
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1034117

The gorefags need to go back to gurochan.

>> No.1034119

what pleases me is that you can kill them and no one really cares!

>> No.1034135
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1034135

Daaaaaaw....

>> No.1034140
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1034140

What happened to all the bullying threads?

>> No.1034155
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>>1034119
>>1034072
>>1034099

>> No.1034178

>>1034155
Too hard to resist ..... MUST KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

>> No.1034212

>>1034155
you know, that looks more like an "I see what you did there" gaze

>> No.1034208

http://www.mikuchan.net/Yukkuringles/

>> No.1034213
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1034213

Vibe it easy, anon!

>> No.1034224
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>> No.1034233
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>>1034212

It sort of is.... maybe more like "I will get revenge someday" gaze.

>> No.1034239

>>1034233
"I swear, when I evolve I'm going to kill you" gaze

>> No.1034243

>>1034233
"gets hungry easy"

i lol'd

>> No.1034251

Fuck your gentle shit, give me more bullying!

>> No.1034255

>>1034213
I can't explain it, but this gave me a hard on

>> No.1034260
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>> No.1034261
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1034261

"I swear, when I evolve I'm gonna NOM NOM you easy" gaze

>> No.1034263

>>1034255
RAPE IT EASY

>> No.1034265
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>> No.1034272
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Be sure to gently treat yukkuris that get hurt while taking it easy!

>> No.1034275
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Needs more dropping dead easy.

>> No.1034302

Lovely little sleepy bags of cute.

>> No.1034308
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To me, the appeal of the yukkuris is how infuriating they are with theri arrogance, stupidity and self-centeredness, yet they charm with their simple outlook on life and trying despite their limitations.

This is my favorite comics, they're so cute when they're trying to reach for something.

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1034332

Fuckin moebeetus...

>> No.1034357

>>1034308

Goddamn you're a fag.

>> No.1034377

>>1034357
NO U

>> No.1034381

>>1034357
This anon speaks the truth

>> No.1034390
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1034390

This thread lacks Manly da ze

>> No.1034397
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>>1034390
DA ZE

>> No.1034400

>>1034390

FUCK YEAH MR. SATAN

>> No.1034411

>>1034357

I support this message

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>> No.1034422

ITT, Anonymous is acting tough

>> No.1034423
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>> No.1034428

>>1034422
A) Toughen Up
B) Be like this guy >>1034308

>> No.1034435
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1034435

DA ZE

>> No.1034437

>>1034435

You know it's not the individual muscles that bother me...it's how...wide her body is...

>> No.1034441
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>>1034437
Is this better da ze?

>> No.1034640

Who the fuck wrote this fanfic shit? I fucking RAGE everytime i see those fucking meatbuns.

>> No.1034674

>>1034640
Well, it's not the diaper guy, right?

>> No.1034678
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DA ZE

>> No.1034888
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1034888

SO KAWAIII~

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>>1034892
holy shit

>> No.1035124

>>1034674
I miss him ;_;

>> No.1036593

>>1035124
I kind of do too... I only wrote one diaper fic while it was popular, now I'm brainstorming be-nice-to-yukkuri fics.

>> No.1036778

>>1036593
Fuck you.

>> No.1036854

>>1034006 Guro is anything with blood or bean paste spilling.
>>No death, dismemberment, or eating of yukkuris.

So. let's see here. Get a pair, make for some rape. While the kids are growing on the stalk, have the mother exercise daily (put it on a large, red-hot plate and watch it dance). You can also drip molten solder into it's eyes and mouth. Tazer massage is always nice. Spice up the food with plenty of habanero or so every now and then. As the kids drop from the stalk, put the mother in a cage. Have it watch as the kids get their daily exercise instead. Every few days, take a kid, tell the mother it's going to the factory, and walk away (just throw it away in a dumpster somewhere). As the family is depleted, repeat if you feel like it, once you're done just dump the parent somewhere in the woods as well.

There you have it. No bean paste spilled, and no yukkuris killed, dismembered, or eaten.

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