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*smells fart*

*shivers*

How are you today?

>>10332266
Shitty thanks to you coming from /v/ just to flaunt your trip dubs.

You do realize that nobody gives a shit, right?

I love shitposting culture. I'm not being ironic or joking. It gives me a huge smile and even sometimes a giggle to see a big steamy shitpost on /jp/'s front page and the janitor doing nothing.

Why do these images leave out the best Zelda games?

>>10332273
That's not an Accella picture.

>>10332271
This. I don't especially partake in it, but it's why I come here.

>>10332277
Fuck off, shitlord.

You really think I couldn't get trip dubs if I tried?

Hell, I wouldn't even have to try. That's how fucking easy it is.

Now fuck off.

report subhuman banevader

>>10332292
Nice sage, bro.

My /v/ radar barely even got a blip from you. You're masking it nicely.

>>10332292
That reminds me, I haven't seen Sparky in a while.
Did he die?

>>10332292

Hi VNTS! Is it hard being a janitor?

>>10332275
Oracle series?

does this man remind ne1 else of scandaroon

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=!%2Fn8SKATORI&search_ord=old

>>10332298

>>10332304
Link's Awakening, Oracle series, The Adventure of Link.

>>10332298
how does taking dicks up your ass 24/7 when you only fantasize about taking the janitor's, but then realize that it'll never happen feel?

>>10332321

What about SURPRISE!?

>>10332321
link's awakening and oracles is what people who were too young to own n64 say

adventure of link is what people who only played it on that 20th anniversary disc say

>>10332321
Princess Zelda wasn't in Link's Awakening though otherwise that's the one I immediately would've assumed.

>>10332317

>>10332326
My dad scolded me for screaming too loud and also like a girl.
Thanks, dick.

>>10332325

>>10332331

>>10332327
I'm 31. I played LoZ on a real NES back in the day (which I guess is an accomplishment now).
I liked The Adventures of Link more, though they were both great games.

I only played Link's Awakening and the Oracle games on an emulator many years later, but they were fun. They were very "old Zelda". The 3D games were terrible but I seem to be the only person who thinks this, so whatever.

>>10332334
>yfghf.png

your frog gannot hab feel dot pung :---DDD

>>10332341
I do like the 3D ones, but the overworld maps on them blow. Big empty fields from the get-go. What the fuck.

>>10332341
WHOA
didnt know there were still people older than 23 on this bored!!

>>10332352
>Big empty fields from the get-go. What the fuck.

You know it's epic when there are vast stretches of nothingness!

ALttP got this right. Pretty much every other screen had something in it of relevance.

Also preloading.

>>10332356
Yeah.
I was just going to say this about the Gameboy ones as well.
Every square on the map had something to do or at least something interesting to look at.

>>10332341
>liking zelda 2 more

This man has taste

I remember buying that gold cartridge Zelda 2 from a classmate like it was some real hot shit

Anyway, best zeldas included in pic

>>10332370
You guys are some of them difficult game masochists I've heard so much about right?

But honestly, they're pretty different games, I don't think it's a fair comparison. Same as how people who bitch about it because it's not Zelda 1 are full of shit too.

>>10332356
LTTP best zelda

Ummmmmmmm......

You guys do realize that this is a shitposting thread, right?

I'm glad that now the dust has settled and the twentysomething dweebs are moving on, we're finally starting to realize OoT wasn't all that good.

You can play LttP today and it's amazing. You can play OoT today and it's frustrating as fuck.

I didn't enjoy Zelda at all as a child.

Platforming was really more of my thing at the time, like Mario, Donkey Kong, B&K and even thet one Lion King game on the SNES.

>>10332378
shut up this is the best zelda

"I don't spam, though.

I make quality shit threads that require care and constant attention.

If I spammed retarded, inane shit I wouldn't be any better than the people I'm fighting against."

-"Trevor", Tue Dec 4 22:31:30 2012 No.10167922

"I'll probably shitpost until I get banned and stop coming to /jp/ after that, I'm tired of getting stalked by various virgin nerds, anyways."

-"Trevor", Wed Jul 18 15:20:17 2012 No.9399014

>>10332389
I play through it like once a year.

>>10332392
Different strokes. Still good stuff.

>>10332384
Get bent, cocksucker.

>>10332341
Ocarina of Time was fantastic and is my favorite game in general. A Link to the Past is a close runner-up.

Maybe you should try playing them again, or at least OoT. It's not only a good Zelda game, it's also regarded as one of the best games of all time.

>>10332383
I just grew up with the NES as well, Zelda 1 is nice and all but 2 was just imo a better experience.

>>10332394
Who's Trevor?

>>10332387
only the original is frustrating. That 3DS version has godly controls. It's still dated game with dated gameplay, though...

>>10332401

You.

>>10332411

sick dubs

>taking pride in your smegma covered dickhoodie

>>10332405
Mi nombre no es Trevor.

>>10332404
omg that dungeon

>>10332415
no it was too hard, like contra

Did anyone, ANYONE, complete Battletoads or Battletoads+Double Dragon. I sure as hell didn't.

Man, fuck that nigger and his bullshit combo on level 1-1.

>>10332404
I think he just meant that LttP flows better from Dungeon A to Dungeon B. It feels like a really natural progression in LttP. Less so in Ocarina of Time.

>That 3DS version has godly controls
Can't disagree with this though. I had so much trouble with horseback archery as a kid and then got it the first time on the 3DS. I think the gyro made it too easy, even.

>>10332415
Never beat the Turbo Tunnel. Also try doing the Wookie Hole with two players if you feel like losing friends.

>>10332415
I watched a Let's Play of it. It looked rad but annoying as HELL.

>Post this
>Janitors doesn't even notice

>>10332418
I liked about both games that you had some freedom in the dungeons, like when you thought "fuck that Ice Palace let's go to Misery Mire first" or "let's beat Water Temple without the tunic"

>>10332387
>You can play OoT today and it's frustrating as fuck.
No way, man. I played it again fairly recently after seeing my little cousin get the 3DS version and it's still really good. The flow of the game and sheer size of it still baffles me. I'm working Twilight Princess again right now and though it's good, it doesn't feel as majestic despite the larger world and better graphics. OoT has a good balance between linear gameplay and exploration incentives, much like ALttP. I also like the music a bit more.

>>10332433
Yeah, there's definitely that.

I think the main thing I don't like about newer Zelda games is that the dungeons feel really... overdesigned. I don't know if that's the right word for for what I'm trying to get across, but...

I just remember getting to the main room of the Wind Temple in Wind Waker, taking one look at how gigantic and overcomplicated it looked and basically saying fuck this and turn the GameCube off.

ocarina was good, but alttp was just better in every way. that shit was fucking hardcore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YAGmgZcjag

holy retarded nigger fuck

>>10332433
you had freedom in ocarina of time too

>>10332440
>>10332445
you're not supposed to play zelda games made after 2000

>>10332454
He didn't say there wasn't freedom of movement in OoT. His second example was the Water Temple.

???

>>10332451
2nd most terrifying boss music ever

http://zreo.perix.co.uk/03_A_Link_to_the_Past/Boss_Battle.mp3

super metroid boss battle was more scary though

>>10332461
there was a water temple and tunic in link to the past dummy!

>>10332465
Swamp Palace =/= Water Temple

>>10332465
>there was a water temple and tunic in link to the past dummy!

But there Water Temple in OoT was called the Water Temple and you didn't need a tunic for Swamp Palace, baka.

>>10332454
>you're not supposed to play zelda games made after 2000

That's silly. Even if they aren't comparable to the classics, they're still good games in their own right.

>>10332465
>2nd most terrifying boss music ever
What about Gyigas?

>>10332471
there were like 3 different water temples in lttp

>>10332473
the tunic (CALLED 'MAIL' IN THE ORIGINAL B4 ANY1 SAYS SOMETHING...) made it easier

>>10332475
maybe wind waker but none of the others

>>10332491
not scary just cool

>>10332489
If you count the Ice Palace and Misery Mire sure.
It was still pretty clear he was talking about the OoT Water Temple, you big goofball.

>>10332491
That was the best boss battle, period.

It took me so long to realize I was supposed to pray and then...fuck. Shivers down the spine.

>>10332498
no it wasnt unless your 9 years old and just play the games yesterday so you can still remember the temple names and stuff

>>10332465
>super metroid boss battle

>>10332510
YEAH thats the first boss i think of too

so scary, i almost pee myself every time

>>10332489
>maybe wind waker but none of the others
Again, silly. That's just being narrow-minded. All of the games have something to like. I can't say I ever disliked a Zelda game.

>>10332510
I thought phantoon was spookier.

>>10332497

>>10332530
>>10332510
both smalltime, spookiest thing was the grown up metroid... sucking... you dry...

>>10332524
twilight princess has nice battle controls but thats it as far as good things in post-2003 neo-zelda fanfic games

>>10332539
You're wrong. All the bosses are just erotic.
Nothing turns me on like Draygon grappling Samus and bashing her armored ass with his tail.

>>10332542
I thought the boss battles were it's only big highlight personally. But I guess that ties in with battle controls for you.

>>10332542
>>10332549
Controls for the Wii are beyond annoying. The boss battles are cool, but were too easy. I like the sidequests, but wish there were more. Best things for me include music and atmosphere. The whole game feels too easy and linear ("overdesigned" maybe as another anon mentioned). I feel like I'm following a checklist rather than playing a game. Regardless, it's enjoyable.

I played a bit of Skyward Sword at my little cousin's house. That awkward casual-motion bullshit in makes it almost unplayable. The only saving grace of that game seems to be Zelda's character personality.

>>10332539
Phantoon had the horrifying fact that you had to go through the sunken ship again if you lost and he was far from easy.

>>10332588
Oh haha, I had the GameCube version of Twilight Princess. Left-handed Link and therefore canon version.

Checkmate, atheists.