/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fug ur blog shit u fuggin nerd

I found the bowl of Combos I put in the fridge last night.

I found out that I lost 30 lbs on bench in the 4 months since I've last worked on it.

>>10327476
Don't worry! I'm sure you'll be back on 25lb plates in no time :)

feel when I will never suck a cock

>>10327481
I was doing 5x7 with 110% of my bodyweight, up from 5x5 instead of going heavier because I ran out of weight. It's not terribly impressive but I don't concentrate on lifting heavy. Do you lift?

>>10327482
It's pretty great.

feel when I will never suck a cock

feel when I will never suck a cock

le cutegay homo flirtpost

no bully!!

no qt3.14 neet /jp/ maidbf

:3

am i a qt neet?

>>10328010
>>10328021

feel when I will never suck a cock

>>10328010
being gay with /jp/!!

I've found that I when I'm happy I'm a complete asshole to everyone around me.

Mush adamantly said that he never wanted a real woman and that he saw no value in sex, but then just a few months later he is sleeping in the same bed and living with a girl.

Are you also false? Is everything you say just an elaborate lie to cover up your true feelings of how you secretly wish that you were in a relationship?

Is everything I thought about you just a lie, /jp/?

>>10328103
it's not his fault, the evil witch temptress corrupted him so he may never attain wizard status.

>>10328103
Mush is just a piece of shit dude, you can tell how flaky he is just by reading his youtube comments.

I on the other hand am a truNEET /jp/sie.

>>10328103
I lie to myself all the time. "Things will probably work out" tops the list.

>>10328103
Someone I know shared a bed with a girl for a few weeks, but they never fucked.

Later it turned out he was gay, but that's neither here nor there.

>>10328103

If I play my harmonica for you then we will both lose our minds in lust. Don't play Mush, she probably just had a harmonica and seduced him.

>>10328142
>Later it turned out he was gay,
that would explain why Mush's penis "doesn't work"

/jp/'s NEET threads - Relationship Discussion

>>10328164
No, we're not going to start this again. Go make another thread if you really have to talk about this stupid shit with your one steam friend.

>>10328169
Who are you referring to?

>>10328103

among the students admitted that the worst that can be confusing...
like someone man sitting on the bank?
graham play bracelet maytag at times today to them

filbert says
jealous company ltd mahal
things do go to school display six-shooter print-friendly now depletes

exit

>>10328190

If you are a virgin, truNEET, hikki, recieving autismbucks, living with parents, and posted on /jp/ since the split, reply to me.

>>10328230
Replying because I love you, Anzu!

>>10328230
reply to you

>>10328230
>hikki
Fuck that. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind.

This board needs a good old fashioned queer hunt.

>>10328320
Check your privilege cis crossboarder. We are immune from le raids from the boards your go to.

>>10328230
5/6

No bux

>>10328320
#slaythegay

getcha money
wip ya hair
executive NEET blowin smoke like a playa
NEETs in da club, ya we crack
qt lil otaku n she stackd wit backs
im smokin grape purple urple
u in NEETworld cum n join da circle
i brake down herbal til i move like da turtle

Sorry I don't have assburgers or not a turbo austis

I love how gritty and delinquent this thread is
I feel like pissing in some bottles

#wildchild #YOLO #NEETstyle #thetruth

A revolution is brewing in the hearts and minds of the righteous on this holy board. We will reclaim our home by casting out the homo and the turbo autist.

thread >>>/q/362486

>>10328455
Look at that nerd using words like "we".

>>10328462

I'm sure the majority agree nobody wants these on this board anymore. It is for the best.

>>10328473
I'm sure the majority disagree.

>>10328482

むだむだむだむだむだああああああ

>>10328482
It's hard to tell who the majority is.

The majority in these threads, certainly.

quit bullying the NEETs you fucking nerds

>>10328455
Owned

“If you can't join it, destroy it.” It's hard out there for a NEET.

I just found out that my pencil sharpener is dead. It lived to see its 20s. I might open it up and try to revive it.

https://www.4chan.org/rules#jp

NEET lifestyle belongs here, if you don't like it ignore the thread. Plain and simple.

I'm going to hire a prostitute and NEET on here

I'm also watching the thing
#yolo

I see /jp/ got taken over by /v/ and /b/.

I blame /q/.

>>10328931
Blame yourself you greasy fat reject weeb

>>10328931
Maybe you should just fuck off with your /soc/r9k/ shit somewhere, instead of blaming people her disliking your faggotry.

How long until you cancerous shitstains start posting your photos where?

>>10328600

yawn...

nah I just deleted it

Why haven't you found a way to avoid wageslavery without resorting to autismbux yet?
There are plenty of ways to exploit the dumb masses.
Look at her for example.
She is a genius of our time.
She scammed many people and nobody dares to do something against her.

>>10330442
irl doronjo-sama

>>10330442
stop posting this shit

>>10330486
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FUyjPYaBFw

>>10330525
No way, I want a piece of the cake where I get paid for doing nothing too

>>10330586
Why do you want it? Are you lazy?

>>10330604
Because clever,famous and rich people don't do hard work, neither do NEETs

>>10330619
>Because clever,famous and rich people don't do hard work
What does that have to do with anything?

>NEET lifestyle will be contained in only one thread, so the board won't be flooded with personal threads.

>>10334066

this thread was on the 8th page, you just bumped it, thus flooding the board with personal threads. i hope you're happy.

>>10334066
Autism at its finest.

>>10334083
Fuck you I know I've done better than that whore. This week even.

>>10334066
No. No, seriously dude. Who the FUCK are you quoting?

>>10334096
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9549154

>>10334116
My Mcafee is going fucking crazy after I clicked that link.

Thanks for the trojan asshole

>>10334116
>NON PERMANENT

the fact that these are no longer here and the line stated is not quoted in the official rules of /jp/ means that it must not in fact be a rule. check mate.

>>10334116
>The new guidelines of what is acceptable on /jp/, NON PERMANENT and revisable, following the user advice posted on /q/ (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
>NON PERMANENT
>revisable
Yah, nah, your a cunt m8ty.

>>10334116
>guidlines
That's not a rule bruv, now fuck off.

>>10334122
>>10334124
>>10334129
Please follow the rules and delete your thread.

I had some really good pizza earlier. It had feta cheese, crushed garlic, and salami. I found that it was quite deliciousl although now when I burp it smells of garlic and is somewhat unpleasant.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/q/thread/S54102#p59159
1. Remove the sticky.(Achieved)
2. Do not allow LNs that have an anime adaptation.
3. Allow NEET threads.(Achieved)
4. Do not remove ironic posting (suck my cock dude, *whips out cock) unless it is blatantly spam or crossboarders, it is a form of self-regulation and part of /jp/ culture.
5. Allow things like headphones, mahjong, etc. Do not make them official topics, but rather interests that have their own niche threads every once in awhile.(Achieved)
6. Confine doujin games and doujin music into one thread, similar to the VN threads.

>>10334210
These rules seem pretty good, why didn't the mod accept them?