/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The same reason people use /jp/ memes anywhere.

Because /jp/ is famous. It means you're part of the NEETelite if you show you browse this board.

>>10326518
That's HELLa messed up.

Because they saw Meido on wikipedia and came here because we are fannyXD

>>10326518
How are we famous?

>>10326518
/jp/ - LEET NEETS
new bored name

>>10326532
Oh wow she really is on wikipedia.

Be proud of our glorious cultural heritage

i like how the people on twitter who use this site have their own meme culture, and they think they're so hilarious with it even though

1. it's all shit that went stale in 2009/2010 (lol smoke weed everyday get it lol????????)
2. it's invader zim level of "absurd" humor (lol look at this gif from 1997 CRAZY LOL!!!)

This person doesn't deserve to associate themselves with /jp/.

>>10326564
Nobody deserves to be associated with /jp/.

There are limits, you know.

im gay as hell

Why does he have a kpop blog thing if he's supposedly a /jp/sie?

What is OP doing on twitter?

>>10326603
lmao

abandon this thread you aspies. stop replying.

>>10326605
>What is OP doing on twitter?
What, do you think twitter is facebook?

>>10326614

I don't use twitter. Facebook and Formspring are for normals and attention starved nerds who wish they were normal. Is twitter any different?

>>10326625
Twitter is different from both Facebook and Formspring.

>>10326625
I'm not OP but I use twitter to follow doujin artists mostly

>>10326630

ok thanks for clearing that up.

#yolo swag

>>10326636
Typical.

>>10326561
Yes, I've noticed that pattern too. Actually >>10326518 might not be far from the truth, it's like they desperately try to pose as "elite" otaku or something by constantly reminding everyone that they browse this site by spouting stuff out of context and copying the ironic style. Unsurprisingly, they're mostly shitposters: https://twitter.com/H0muasfuk

>>10326636
#slaythegay

>>10326652
>https://twitter.com/H0muasfuk
What terrible Followers to Following ratio.

2/10

>>10326652
This twitter really isn't anything too out of the ordinary.

@10326658 who else twitter otaku here #truneet #jpswag

Oh no, somebody has appropriated your original /jp/ memes do not steal and is using them in their own little internet social network.

This is the end of all things.

>>10326671
Is that sarcasm?

Please don't use sarcasm over the internet, it doesn't translate well.

>>10326677
It's pretty obvious in this case.

>>10326677
Yes it does. Stop having asperger's.

>>10326652
How do you guys even find these people?

anime gender crew

I only have a fake twitter to follow some guys custom maid uploads and I only made one for a flash game. Some tripfag from /jp/ followed me out of nowhere and I don't even use the account, really creepy.

>>10326687
Hash tags.

>>10326689
It doesn't. Genuine idiocy is often modest and chameleon-like in nature.

>>10326710
I thought I put enough tells in the post to make it clear.

As long as these people don't actually post on /jp/, then I don't see the problem.

>>10326726

most of them seem to stick to the NEET thread.

>>10326735
Not surprising that they would be blogshitters.

>>10326742
Don't you group all NEETs together. I am a truNEET that doesn't need such petty social acceptance and I won't have my brethren slandered.

>>10326751
If you don't need petty social acceptance then why do you care if you get slandered?

let's see you get your way out of THAT one ;)

>>10326751
If you were really a truNEET with no need for social acceptance, nobody would know that you were a truNEET.

>>10326758
Don't abuse the spoiler tags.

I've a twitter, but I only talk to myself. I still have followers for some peculiar reason.

>>10326761
Changing the subject doesn't count dumbie.

>>10326768
I don't need the social acceptance of being a truNEET but I can't allow my brother's in arms to be insulted.

abandon this thread you fuckin' nerds. stop replying.

>>10326774
let me lick your cock

it's always kids

they don't know what they're doing

they weren't around when people didn't plaster themselves with memes so they could try to fit in

>>10326774
Please go back to Twitter.

I just remembered I made a twitter a long time ago for I forgot what reason. Then I accidentally followed one of the Touhou RPers and we spoke a few words, and then I forgot that the account existed for a whole year.

>>10326777
Don't bump this thread you autismal butt blaster.

>>10326778
>being this mad

I'm quoting my reaction to that screencap

>>10326794
You can't just quote your own reaction. The quote function is used to quote text previously written in a previous post. So, whop are you quoting?

>>10326652
>>10326778
I doubt anybody posts like that for the purpose of fitting into the elite otaku community /jp/. They probably only come here to laugh at us, and maybe shitpost.

>>10326804
>So, whop are you quoting?
>whop

Hey man, keep your racist Italian slurs to yourself, yeah? This is /jp/ - japan/general. It is NOT /new/, /int/ or /pol/

>>10326804
>whop
Nice typo, nerd. You're fucked now. Don't show your face around here anymore.

>>10326824
It's actually wop.

>>10326804
>whop

Haha, I hope you feel terrible.

Let me tell you why this game is shit

1. It took fucking FOREVER. Even though it's a simple, uncomplicated storyline, they mange to drag this shit out for about 50 fucking hours. Only about 20 of those had anything significant happening, the rest was filled with loldeep moral faggotry and fucking lectures on stupid shit. Not to mention EXPLAINING character development. "This is what happened, this is how I felt before, this how it changed me, blah, blah, blah..." SHUT THE FUCK UP! Yeah, I saw what fucking happened, you don't have to explain it. You're literally undermining any actual character development this game had.

2. THE FUCKING MC! Has to be the most unlikeable retarded fuck in the history in VN history. Spends Extra being a stuck up, arrogant, dick. Spends Unlimited being a unless little bitch. Spends 1/3 of Alternative being an arrogant faggot thinking how better he is than the people who actually changed him from a useless little bitch to someone not utterly useless, giving them lectures, and generally talking about how he's right and they're wrong. THEN, at the first sign of trouble he instantly reverts back to whiny little useless bitch literally pissing in his pants. Then basically spends the rest of the game being pretty fucking useless and retarded. 1. MC: I'm so much more grown up now. That last event really changed me. 2. Other character: But that's wrong you fucking retard 3. Oh how foolish I was! I'm still a child 4. Rinse 5. Repeat. This cycle literally went on till the very last second of the game.

I went to some other boards and they were using the polite sage meme. Lol'd my dick off when I aged the thread and they all got butthurt.

>>10326825
>>10326832
;_; shut up I just got a new keyboard. I'm not used to mechanical keys.

3. The main heroines died in such stupid fucking ways. Meiya and Sumika were really the only ones who had meaningful deaths that weren't completely retarded. "I HAVE TO SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THE MAN I LOVE! I'M TOO STUPID TO USE THAT THING IN MY HEAD CALLED A BRAIN AND THINK UP A LESS RETARDED WAY!" Not to mention they all died in a span of 20 minutes. It really all seemed like an after though. Like the writers we're thinking "Guys! Wtf!? The game is about to end! We need to kill these bitches off already!"

4. The tentacle rape. Firstly, is it just me or was this the longest sex scene in any of the games? Why was it even there? It was completely unnecessary. Being torn apart while you're alive is more than enough to cause mental trauma. You don't need to have sex with aliens. It made me lose A LOT of sympathy I had for Sumika. Being torn apart against your will and being torn apart because you enjoy being a fuck toy are pretty different was to go. Shock value? Fap material? I don't know, but it was just 3rd rate /d/ hentai.

How can anyone rate this game above mediocre? Is the VN community seriosuly full of 12 year olds? "OMG HOT GIRLS FIGHTING ALIENS!" "YEAH!" "OMG LOOK! SHE'S BEING RAPED BY ALIENS!" "FAPFAPFAP" In all honesty I thought Unlimited was much better, even though I only did Meiya's route. Not only did it take like 1/10 of the time, the endings were meaningful and had impact.

tl;dr It's shit. Saying it's the best thing ever has to be an elaborate troll to get people to waste their time.

>>10326816
no it's because they think it makes them cool on the internet

"mahou" has probably only played Ten Desires and EoSD and frequently watches whatever anime is popular on /a/ at the moment, he also takes part is back video game streams from /v/, and he thinks /jp/ is "edgy" enough to warrant him wanting to be a part of it all

>>10326838

ha ha ha

own3d

attached is a "reaction image" which quotes my face and general mood at seeing you fuck up

>>10326843
>no it's because they think it makes them cool on the internet
That's like saying like people repost cats from 9fag because it makes them cool and edgy like /b/ is. Half them don't even know 4chan exists. They repost them because they find them funny.

Guide for newfags on how to fit in on /jp/ :

1.Sage every thread. Make sure to let everyone know you are saging the thread because you hate the topic, and if anyone points out that's not the correct use of sage, start an argument while insisting you are using sage correctly.

2.Spam image macros, memes and copypasta in every thread. Come up with new forced memes to spam if possible.

3.Make the same thread with the same picture, and no text or discussion value at the same time everyday.

4.Make sure to randomnly ask other people "wich toohoo wud u fuk"

5.Use a tripcode, the more obnoxious the better

6.Repeatedly claim to be an oldfag and that /jp/ was "better in the old days"

7.Constantly express your hatred for the janitors, mods and moot while claiming to have top secret information on who they are and what they do in their personal lives.

8.Go into every thread and tell everyone to go back to /a/ and /v/

9.Randomly tell people made up stories about how autistic you are, preferably while hijacking an existing discussion

10.Post pictures of gay pornstars, pretend to be the person in the picture and ask whether anyone wants to suck your cock

11.Make blog threads everyday, telling people what you had for your last meal or what you did in the last hour.

12.Make threads crying about how you will never have more than 2 dicks in you at the same time.

13.Start arguments over whether something is considered "otaku culture" or not.

>>10326843
Whoa watch out we got a badass over here!

>"mahou" has probably only played Ten Desires and EoSD and frequently watches whatever anime is popular on /a/

Those secondaries, right?

Reminds me of "film fans" who have only seen Dogme 95, or "gamers" who only play games made after 1985.

Fucking casuals.

>>10326851
stop pls

>>10326778
cringe hard whenever i see stuff like this

>>10326652
that twitter is the hugest disrespect to h0mu ever, fuuuuck

>>10326852
but that isn't true at all

mahou's twitter is chock full of clear references to /jp/ and 4chan as a whole

so yes he is doing it for that reason

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

What's with all the squealing? It's almost as if you didn't want to act like kids.

distinct lack of omega sudo

Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you .

This thread reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

>>10326843
ive only 1ccd any touhou games on easy and marisa is my favorite get at me

I actually worried about this board quality. Have you read any late night threads recently? How about those Madoka movie thread? They are nothing but Facebook-tier normalfags. Can you imagine what would happen if those posters get used to this site?
I mean, normalfag have always been here, but the thing now is that no one say anything.
Dozens of threads filled with:
>"my friends"
>emoticon users
>"why are you so mean?"
>"gosh, stop trying to fit in"
>exclamation marks
>"dude, you should get out more"
>"so I and my friend"
>"this is no sad :c"
>"lol yeah"
>"did you see the new update on facebook? i'm so fucking hype!!!"

And so on. It's sickening

>>10326871
I guess I didn't look closely enough. Still, the vast majority of his twitter looks like it has fuck-all to do with /jp/.

Maybe I'm just unable to believe that there are people dumb enough out there to think that posting on /jp/ makes you "hip" and "edgy." It's a shithole. Nobody is that stupid.

>>10326909
I have seen an influx of unironic emoticon usage. It's disgusting.

@10326905

you are the hottest tripfag of 2013. you are going to be bigger than fukune and tokiko put together.. i've got a good feeling about this #real talk

What is the tor version of Twitter called? What's the point of it and what kind of posts are there?

>>10326909
People who worry about the board's quality are generally the shittiest posters.

>>10326927
He's trying to make it look like he loves the attention he's getting. He obviously only wants more people to swarm the thread and try to defend him so they get a stornger grip from him on the daily circlejerk.

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>>10326927
Ah, "haven't had this much fun in a while," the younger, shittier brother of "lol trolled"

>>10326937
He does love the attention he's getting. He gets to troll /jp/ and laugh at the retards while simultaneously boosting his /jp/ cred. It's a win-win-win.

no "mahou", you are e-garbage and people do not like you

fuck off

MAHOU IS NOW THE TRUE KING OF /JP/

BOW DOWN PEASANTS

>>10326507
If you think that's bad then you haven't seen the rest of the ``/jp/'' twitter community.

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I am going to link to his twitter on my steam profile so that my friends think I'm a hip trendy twitter kid

>>10326943
Anyone who posts links to threads outside of /jp/ instantly loses all accumulated cred.

>feelio when reblying to threbs

>>10326945
He's not even the worst poster in this thread.

>>10326949

Post some links

Mahou please have sex with me.

>>10326940
Actually it's the older brother. That's what people used to use before the word "troll" became popular.

>>10326943
Not really. It's easy to tell when people are being insecure. He's feeling attacked and what this thread has turned into only goes to show he's trying his hardest to damage control.

I've been on jaybee for 3 years and I have no idea who Mahou is.

>>10326959
Maybe he doesn't give a shit about his "cred" after all.

MAHOU FOR MOD

MAHOU I LOVE YOUUUUUU

>>10326962
Just follow one of these guys and follow the trail.

in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.