/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How come I can't vote for milk?

>>10317821

The closest equivalent to milk is Keine.

Disgusting.

Youmu and Keine aren't sluts.

>>10317848

That's what you think.

Disgusting.

Filthy.

I despise it.

epic

>>10317861
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's ass, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!

This is so fucking stupid. Literally the worst thing I've seen on /jp/ in years.

>>10317861
are 1 fukin cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

>>10317883

Sorry, I'm not an ancient history buff. Care to explain what the heck this is all about?

>>10317894
YOU SWINE. YOU VULGAR LITTLE MAGGOT. YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF FILTH. AS WE SAY IN TEXAS, YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT WITH INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED ON THE HEEL. YOU ARE A CANKER, AN OPEN WOUND. I WOULD RATHER KISS A LAWYER THAN BE SEEN WITH YOU. YOU TOOK YOUR LAST VACATION IN THE ISLETS OF LANGERHANS. YOU'RE A PUTRESCENT MASS, A WALKING VOMIT. YOU ARE A SPINELESS LITTLE WORM DESERVING NOTHING BUT THE PROFOUNDEST CONTEMPT. YOU ARE A JERK, A CAD, AND A WEASEL. I TAKE THAT BACK; YOU ARE A FESTERING PUSTULE ON A WEASEL'S RUMP. YOUR LIFE IS A MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY. YOU ARE A STENCH, A REVULSION, AN OVERFLOWING LATRINE, A BIG SUCK ON A SOUR LEMON. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BELONGING TO THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU. YOU ARE A MONSTER, AN OGRE, A MALFORMITY. I BARF AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU. YOU HAVE ALL THE APPEAL OF A PAPER CUT. LEPERS AVOID YOU. YOU ARE VILE, WORTHLESS, LESS THAN NOTHING. YOU ARE A WEED, A FUNGUS, A STINKING SNOTRAG, THE DREGS OF THIS EARTH. YOU ARE A TECHNICOLOR YAWN. AND DID I MENTION THAT YOU SMELL YOU ARE A SQUEAKING RAT, A MISTAKE OF NATURE AND A HEAVY-METAL BAGPIPE PLAYER. YOU WERE NOT BORN. YOU WERE HATCHED INTO AN UNWILLING WORLD THAT REJECTS THE LIKES OF YOU. YOU DIDN'T CRAWL OUT OF A NORMAL EGG, EITHER, BUT RATHER A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG REJECTED BY AN EVIL SCIENTIST AS BEING BELOW HIS LOW STANDARDS. GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.

>http://poll.pollcode.com/k4jmh1
Amazing. How can you get your list this wrong?

>>10317915

Just read the PDF file for more information as to why these characters have been chosen. It should give you some insight.

>>10317923
Read your 16 pages of bullshit justification? Yeah, I don't think so.

smelly dumb secondary scum

>>10317928

So you actually DID look at it? Otherwise, you wouldn't know the page number...

Sanae's unslutiness aside, the list of "sluts" had my head in my hands. Even for fanon, where do you come up with this shit?

>>10317943
Glanced at it briefly. I didn't actually read anything.

>>10317949

It seemed kinda natural when I was coming up with the list, at least, the justifications were. You just have to be able to research everything about the character and find some aspect about her that can be sexualized, then run with it.

Also, it helps to read a shit-ton of H-doujins beforehand.

Please no.

>>10317950

You should do it though. Voting in the poll is only 1/4th of the fun. The rest is about reading the "entrance", the "disqualified entrants", as well as the "FAQs".

>>10317956
Oh, shut the hell up. I flipped through your "justifications." I put that in quotes because none of it actually is justifications; every one I read was "THEY'RE A SLUT BECAUSE THEY ARE AND THEY'RE SO SLUTTY NO REALLY GUYS THEY ARE ITS TRUE I SWEAR."
I was going to berate you for how much effort you put into THE stupidest thing I've ever seen to come out of this fandom, but you didn't even try.

>>10317980

Hey, at least I put some effort into writing everything out.

>>10317994
Anyone who spends any time on the internet can bullshit out a bunch of words.

>>10318003

Not a whole lot of people pay attention to grammar and formatting though. Not to mention resisting the urge to use the word "fuck" in a sexually related 16-page essay.

>>10317902

Can I have your autograph?

>>10318035
Don't bump this.

>>10318040

But it's a pretty inspiring copypasta though, don't you think?

I don't like you or your post OP! None of them are sluts and you're awful and stupid and dumb and also mean for helping to organize a poll like this!!!

>>10318055

Now, now, Sanae. You shouldn't be mad. You and the others were selected out of a hundred some odd characters for this poll. You should be proud to be included.

You are elite, Sanae. You are a slut of Gensokyo.

I voted for HINA.

>>10318083
RPing too. What a winner.

>>10318093

I got nothing against them. At least the RPers here are better than the ones on the Youtube comments.

lol, Cirno.

What are Sanae's Ten Desires?

>>10318055

>>10318100
>>10318122
>>10318133

>>10318133
two dicks inside her holes

>>10318145

Yeah, she can never resist, no matter how hard she tries.

Let's see the votes here...Suwako is leading with 6 votes, while Yukari and Reisen are close behind with 5 votes each. Sanae is leading a 21-12 vote on the second poll.

I must say though, even /jp/ seems to recognize Yukari's slut-status. On the DS polls, she came in 3rd place from 2009, and 2nd place for 2010 as far as the "Sluttiest Slut of the Year" title is concerned.

Still nowhere close to matching the amount of votes Sanae has gotten, though.

Thanks for reminding me how fucking terrible the western fanbase is, OP.

>>10318233

From 2ch:

>東方シリーズエロいキャラランキング
>1.東風谷 早苗
>2.鈴仙・優曇華院・イナバ
>3.茨木 華扇
>4.霍 青娥
>5.フランドール・スカーレット
>6.聖 白蓮
>7.射命丸 文
>8.古明地 こいし
>9.洩矢 諏訪子
>10.パチュリー・ノーレッジ


It's not just the western fanbase, dude. Japan does this sort of stuff too.

>>10318212
is obvious that Sanae win

>>10318244

Well yeah. You should've seen the 2009 vote when it was only one poll. Sanae pretty much got 55% of the vote.

On another note, Kasen seems to have gotten 3 votes in a VERY short period of time, with 5 votes total... Very unexpected.

>>10318243
>It's not just the western fanbase, dude.
I never said it was.
For your point, though, I assume you've got some proof that that list was actually voted on and not just something one guy came up with, right? Let's see it.

>>10318243
>1.東風谷 早苗
fucking Japan

>>10318262
The worst part of the fandom proxies? You don't fucking say.

secondaryshit thread

>>10318261

Well, you could assume all the Sanae porn out there speak for themselves...

>>10318271
fucking spam in another 2hu places.

>>10318271

That was shortly after TH12 was released and EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER was calling Sanae a slut for becoming a playable character in a conventional Touhou shooting game.

>>10318288
Or you could assume slutfags are a very vocal minority, like here. Try harder.

>>10318311

But they're also the countless H-doujin and porn fanartists though.

>>10318303
You weren't even around when TH12 came out, where you? I assume not, or you'd know that that didn't actually happen.

>>10318316
Porn sells, Sanae's popular, the east actually produces stuff. Try harder.

>>10318303
just because Sanae replaced to the everyone's favorite maid.

>>10318319

I might have been a bit mistaken. It was when Sanae was announced as a third playable character when everyone started calling her a slut.

>>10318330
It was happening before, and didn't explode in popularity existence when UFO was released.

Wow. Yukari's drummed up quite a bit of a lead over the other characters this year. It's pretty different from the DS polls in 2009 and 2010 where Cirno kept beating her.

She still hasn't beaten Sanae though.

One of them on your list is canonically pure. If you can't figure out which one it is, you're a secondary.

>>10318363

Byakuren?

>>10318370
no

>>10318343
is my fault.

>>10318363
YamaXanadu?

Cum on gaise, eye want to win this year too!

>>10318363
Yomo cuz she walked in the fucking pure moon undetected.

who win?

>>10318766
Nobody wins in this thing.

>>10318794
you're just a loser

I would have voted for Shameimaru Ayabun.

Let's see the votes now...

Dang, Yukari has 24 votes now? I didn't expect to kick such ass this year.

Why are people disgusted by this? What's the problem?

Where the HELL are Aya, Kaguya, Koa, Nue, Reimu, Seiga, Renko, Alice, Orin and Tei?

I would have voted for Aya as well

>>10318984
Go back to tumblr or some other faggot shit if you don't see a problem with this.

I cant vote for the first poll when aya and sanae arent there.

>>10318991
Is there a community of tumblrs that specializes in this sort of thing?

>>10318991
I highly doubt tumblr users can appreciate the beauty in imaging a cute character as being slutty and lewd.

>>10318998
There isn't much beauty in that. Sluttiness is sluttiness.

>>10319008
It's a matter of opinion. I absolutely love sluts. Not real sluts, of course.

>>10319012
I'm afraid I will never have the creativity to consider ugly things beautiful when they happen to suit my tastes.

>>10319025
But that's what beauty is. I like it, it makes me feel good, so it's beautiful.

>>10318998
Nonsense. Tumblr's loves shitting all over stuff people like.

>>10319043
I see it differently. Beautiful things are difficult. Because of that, beauty and hedonism are pretty far away from each other.

>>10319061
I wouldn't know.

>>10319051
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again - is there a tumblr community that specializes in things like what OP is doing?

>>10319064
Then why would you redirect OP to tumblr?

>>10319076
I don't care where he goes, I just want him to fuck off. Tumblr is shit, and so is him and his pole, so he'd do better there than here.

>>10319081
The only thing that blind redirects do is shit up the board and make people think you're an idiot. I don't like guro. You probably don't like guro. But if I told people in a guro thread to go back to Gaia, everybody in the thread would think I'm retarded.

>>10319084
That's nice.
I don't know any website that this would suit, so I'll just tell it to go to the place people were already telling it to go. K?
Maybe he should go shit up /h/ or some seedy porn board. Porn's the only thing sluts are for anyway.

>>10319101

But /h/ is full of faggots though.

>>10319084
I wouldn't.

>>10319101
Try "fuck off," a traditional greeting that people have used for generations.

>>10319216
No way, that's rude. I'm no bully.

>>10319012
Agreed. The sluttier the better.

Current Top 5 Contestants for "Sluttiest Slut of the Year"

1. Yukari Yakumo (27 votes)
2. Suwako Moriya (12 votes)
3. Reisen Udongein Inaba (11 votes)
4. Youmu Konpaku (9 Votes)
5. Kasen Ibaraki/Cirno (Tied with 8 votes)

None of them are winning against Sanae though.

>>10319725
Kill yourself back to tumblr faggot.

grgspunk please fuck off.

>>10317803
Sankaku channel to sankaku users.
Doujinstyle for doujinstyle members.
/jp/ for everyone!

Elitism is codeword for anti-/jp/. Don't let them take what is yours.

Let's see... New updates:

1. Yukari Yakumo (34 votes)
2. Suwako Moriya/Reisen Udongein Inaba (Tied with 12 votes)
3. Youmu Konpaku (11 votes)
4. Kasen Ibaraki (9 votes)
5. Cirno (8 votes)


I must say, Youmu's doing better off than I thought. Still though, none of them are beating Sanae.

Also, please make sure to vote in both polls. A 20 vote discrepancy is kinda significant, especially considering it only takes maybe 30 or so "no" votes to surpass Sanae.

>Eirin Yagokoro 0% 0
what the fuck

>>10319927
>Elitism is codeword for anti-/jp/. Don't let them take what is yours.
Why would you /jp/ to turn into /a/ and /v/?

Still not better than Sionmoe

>>10320583

Yeah this kinda caught me off-guard too. Normally she gets at least a couple of votes, if the previous polls are any indication.

Why isn't Sanae on that list?

WHO VOTED YAKUMO-SAMA WHO IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE SHOW YOURSELF!!

I will behead all who insult Yakumo-sama

>>10320637

>Why isn't Sanae on the list?

Look at the second poll. It pits her against the winner of the first poll.

Why is this thread not getting deleted? Shitposting is bad but when offsite wastes of life make a big serious deal out of it it's suddenly ok?

>>10320584
Lack of elitism is what destroyed other boards. Idiot.

Go away.

>>10320944
No, it was a lack of moderation. Elitism just shits up a board. The board boils down to manchildren sperging over stupid shit, much like current /jp/.

>>10321003
That's funny because it's moderation that's allowing shit threads like this to exist.

>>10321003
Despite what your friends at /v/ who love fun would like you to think, elitism isn't as bad as you think. It's just another form of quality control. /jp/ has plenty moderation but you still find crap. Namely this thread.

>>10320928
>>10320944
>>10320992
>>10321052
>>10321061
Can't we all just agree this is a bad thread and let OP samefag it to oblivion? It's not like this will go down in history or anything. You making a big deal out of it is what's gonna give it enough attention to catch on.

>>10321073
No one knows how to ignore threads in current day /jp/. They want to live in a nanny state where a janitor caters to all their wills.

Current placings so far...

1. Yukari Yakumo (36 votes)
2. Reisen Udongein Inaba (16 votes)
3. Suwako Moriya (15 votes)
4. Youmu Konpaku (12 votes)
5. Kasen Ibaraki (11 votes)

Looks like Reisen is gaining some ground. She's just passed Suwako.

>>10321161
Thank you for your epic bump to this epic thread. I was affraid it was gonna get deleted since it was on page 2 and /jp/ is known for being so fast.

>>10321173

No problem, man. It's nice to feel appreciated every once in a while.

>>10321188
Posters like you really are the worst. you think you're being oh so clever with your ``sincere'' replies to sarcastic comments when in truth you're hurting deep inside. After all, you went through all this trouble to get noticed. To be appreciated. And it's failing horribly.

Keep that unassured smile, though. At least it's entertaining to see you trying so hard to look cool.

>>10321240

>>10321188
>No problem, man. It's nice to feel appreciated every once in a while.

>>10321161
Yakumo Sama ;_;

>>10320928
This is a secondary Touhou thread, like 80% of /jp/'s Touhou threads. I wouldn't want the janitor to start deleting all of them.

Sanae won?

Tenshi is not in the list? oh wait, she's a troll, not a slut.

Whats with all the Yukari votes? I honestly want Reisen to win

>>10325297
my fault.

>>10325297

You, specifically, can GDIAF. I'm not sure whether I'm serious with this or just upset about the fact this whole thread exists.

And no, I didn't bother downloading the PDF. No amount of reasoning will convince me that this entire thing isn't just subjective BS and I thought that there could at least be some form of objectivity by having all the Touhou characters included. I lurk, and have seen some BS; but, this certainly takes the cakes and got me angry enough to sage-post.

CAPTCHA: longeUN(L) for (this thread to die).

This thread is an eye sore.

>>10325297
Just proxy vote her into the top. No one gives a shit about this thread except the people bitching about it.

>>10325297
Why should Reisen win?

Yukari's pretty lewd.

Yukari's not a slut!
She's more of a serial rapist who attacks dongs in the dark of night with her gaps.

Good work NSJ.

Why is this thread allowed?

Why is there so much butthurt?

>>10325602
Calm down I was just joking, why is everyone so mad about this thread

>>10325729
secondaries seriousbusiness fags

>>10325284
Tenshi a shit

>>10325734
I'd get away from /jp/ for a while if I were you. That guys not fucking around. He wants you dead. How dare you insult his favorite touhou!

Did you seriously write all of that shit in the PDF? You need to get laid, OP.

>>10325734
Acting stupid really isn't necessary to convince everyone that you're a moron, you know.

Did I miss the planet wide declaration that all doujin is canon?

I really don't get the whole 'everyone is a slut' thing.

Look at all these disgusting betas in this thread.
So brainwashed that they cannot vote in a poll of Touhou sluts because they have been castrated by feminists.

smelly dumb white knight scum

Of my 15 years browsing /jp/, I've gotta say that this is the single best thread I have ever. EVER. Had the distinct pleasure of laying my eyes on.

We are truly blessed to be in the presence of such a masterful thread, and I think I might go so far as to suggest that this is surely proof of a higher power, as only one as divine as the Lord himself could be responsible for the creation of such a divine thread.

God has blessed us all with this thread. Thank you.

>>10326038
Forgot to take off your sage, dude.

>>10326045
Yeah, sorry.

>>10325825
>talking about getting a laid on /jp/
you need to get a life. or a hobby, anything to keep you from spouting your silly opinions.

>>10325825
Lol dude, I just read the PDF thanks to your posts and holy FUCK it's autistic. Someone actually took the time to write all of that? I don't want to live on this world anymore.

>>10326341
You've seen shit nobody would ever believe.

Time to die.

I lol'd

>>10326369

>>10325825
>>10326341

Well, somebody has to give an explanation as to why someone would be a slut in the Touhou universe, you know?

Anyways, the current stats are:

1. Yukari Yakumo (49 votes)
2. Suwako Moriya (25 votes)
3. Youmu Konpaku (21 votes)
4. Reisen Udongein Inaba (19 votes)
5. Kasen Ibaraki (18 votes)

>>10326478
More like a fanon explanation as to why someone would be a slut.

>>10326500
What is this gif from?

le funny troll face

Let's see the current stats for today...

1. Yukari Yakumo (51 votes)
2. Suwako Moriya (28 votes)
3. Youmu Konpaku (21 votes)
4. Reisen Udongein Inaba (19 votes)
5. Kasen Ibaraki (18 votes)

Still, none of them are beating Sanae in the second poll.

For fucks sake, meido, why is this shit still here?

>>10329270
probably because it's related to touhou project