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gay post-neo /jp/ thread

>>10315437
How so?

>>10315439
It's funny cause it'll still get 300 replies.

And yes, I'm helping right now.

>>10315444
2 stubborn people can do much.

>>10315444
So how would YOU mindbreak Satori?

captcha: ready itai

>>10315460
My dick is so huge and perfect oral sex can mind break her.

>>10315460
Wait... it's that bait?

Well, no, I'm not interested in breaking things.

>>10315488
is*

Need to rest.

>>10315460
i'd keep my mind clear of any thought

Ok, I'm summoning back that fag who says that Koishi did a good thing by sealing her eye.
As we all know Palace of the Earth Spirits is inhabited by: Koishi, Satori, animals and vengeful spirits. And also it's heavily implied that Koishi closed her eye after she has moved underground.
So before Koishi has closed her eye:
● Satori loves her
● Animals love her
●Vengeful spirits avoid/hate her
After Koishi has closed her eye:
● Satori loves her - no changes here
● Animals do not love or hate her and that's definitely a decline
● Vengeful spirits still avoid/hate her since this is the only feeling available for them - again no changes here
What was the point? Was Koishi so traumatized by some random visitors she would see once a year? Well, maybe she just wanted to go above ground and to be loved by everyone there. But then why did she stay underground after she has closed her eye? Seriously, what was the point?
Koishi did a terrible thing and needs a good spanking.
Brainwashing Satori is a terrible thing, too

Mrrrrngh. Don't wanna have big talk now.

I don't think stockholm syndrome would work on a mind reader.

But there is no need for mindbreak if she already loves you.
Satori would make the perfect wife, no arguing or fighting just love. She would understand you perfectly in everything and never ever betray you but love you forever.
Why can't she be real ;_;

TO YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!

I want to fuck Satori's brains out.

>>10315441

long haired Satori is blasphemy

>>10315989
Behold and tremble!

>>10315944
You should leave her brains where they are. Then as you make her feel good she can return the favor to you.

>>10315731

wasn't it confirmed in SoPM that Koishi doesn't live in chireiden? she wonders around all of Gensokyo.

>>10315787
She can be real if you make a tulpa. It will be exactly like you described.

>>10316007
I thought we all already knew that.

>>10316007
>>10316050
She left the underground only after the SA incident.
>She heard that a human had come from above ground and had fought with her sister, Okuu, and the other pets, and was amazed at the incredible power-up Okuu had gotten, so she decided to go see the above ground world herself.

>>10315787
I like how you seem to be assuming that she'd love you for some reason.

>>10316070

I see.. but then, where the hell was Koishi when her house was getting invaded and her family annihilated?

>>10316070
Christ, how do I keep fucking up Koishi's lore so bad?

>>10316088
Molesting people subconsciously.
Nobody noticed until they changed into their PJs for the night and noticed they were absolutely soaked.

>>10316006
I don't care abut making her feel good. I just want her body.

>>10316184
You don't want to feel good?

Drugs with Satori!!!

>>10316368
Scared Satori stirs my white knightness and also makes me a little hard. Strange.

>>10316470
Enjoy.

>>10320023

>>10316368
Alcohol with Satori!

>>10320025
Ｓｐｒｅａｄ　ｓｐｒｅａｄ　ｓｐｒｅａｄ　ｓｐｒｅａｄ　ｓｐｒｅａｄ　ｓｐｒｅａｄ　ｓｐｒｅａｄ

>>10320070
Is that what it says? It doesn't really match the guy's face.

>>10320081
広げ can either be "spread" or, "open". But if (>>10320023) and (>>10320025) are by the same artist then it makes sense for it to be "spread".

>>10320084
>14800522_p0.jpg
>14800522_p2.jpg
Safe to assume it's the same artist/set.

Anyway, thanks for pointing that out. Now I just wish I knew what Satori is saying in the first panel. Although it's very likely to be just your standard "What is he thinking right now" sort of deal.

>>10320098
>Although it's very likely to be just your standard "What is he thinking right now" sort of deal.

Pretty much. I'd put it as, "What on earth is this person thinking?".

>>10320108
Boring! Why can't pixiv artists come up with anything even slightly original?

>>10320023
Those thighs man oh man

>>10320113
What would you have preferred?

>>10320122
>"All right, let me just see what he's saying there and maybe I could talk him out of this--"
>SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD
>"... well fuck me."

>>10320113
Doujin artists have never really been pioneers of originality when it comes to dialogue unfortunately. On the other hand, the constant rehashing of lines makes things easier to translate.

What's it like to cum inside of Satoru?

>>10320122
>"Alright, let me just see what he's thinking there and maybe I can talk him out of this--"
>SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD
>"... well fuck me."

>>10320137
No clue.
For her, however, the waves of ecstasy combined with the warm feeling would cause her to temporarily lose focus on the thoughts coming from the man.
I'd imagine she would あへ顔.

>>10320140
I'd imagine she'd kill your shortly afterwards. Or before. More likely before than afterwards, I think.

>>10320143
What if it's consensual?

>>10320151
But that isn't what this thread is about, right?

>>10320152
Right. So how would Satori go about killing me anyway? Outside of employing her pets to do it.

>>10320152
All Satori threads eventually shift to discussion about consensual loving sex and possibly marriage and pregnancy

Satori is that kind of touhou

I want to ravage Satori's 5th grade body so badly.

>>10320170
>Satori
>5th grade body
nigga you what?

>>10320186
I remember reading a full colour doujin with Satori as a 小学生, so (>>10320170) is possibly referring to that.

>>10320167
Can you blame her?

>>10320231
Satori's loveliness is something to be celebrated

cosplay

>>10320186

>>10320186
悟=小五口り

>>10320259
The top looks oddly tight, considering it's Okuu's.

Tie her to a chair, blindfold her and release my lewdness during several hours

Satori-chwan~

>>10320170
Same.

>>10320272
Commander! Not you too!

>>10320358
It's Satori's fault for being too cute.

Please don't be mean

we'll miss you, King of Niwaka ;_;

Is this the Komeiji thread?

>>10320400
Or what?

>>10320390
If she's so cute, you should want to protect her from all the evil people wanting to do nasty things to her, not join them!

>>10320486
Love works in strange ways.

>>10320493
Satori don't need that kind of love. For goodness sake, she went underground to escape people like that.

>>10320511
Try to stop me.

>>10320516

>>10320526
Why is Satori's lower half so sexual?

>>10320486
But I would protect her from all the evil people!.

...As I would be the only one allowed to do perverted things to her.

>>10320586
I want to protect her too.

With my dick.

Really, I don't know how to express my love any other way.

How many times would you have sex with Satori in a day?

I would do it as many times as required to make her ahegao.

>>10320607
Well with her ability it should be easy

>>10320613
Describe your mind when achieving Satori.

>>10320618
Euphoric

>>10320597
This shit will never get translated, and pity. The mediocre art aside, it looks really interesting.

>>10320618
Bloody murder.

>>10320884
>>10320597
Those covers do no encourage me to try and get it translated.

>>10320607
As many times as she wants.

>>10320586
That's no good! Satori should the only one to decide who can do perverted things to her.

>>10321229
What's wrong? Don't like Satori crying? What are you, one of those silly "moralfags"?

>>10321264
She has no choice! As she is hated, I am the only one willing to indulge her sexual fancies.

>>10321272
No, I don't. But it's not just her crying, it's her raw with despair. I don't want too pay money to understand a story that has a cover like that.

>>10321288
> I am the only one willing to indulge her sexual fancies.
You know that's not true.

>>10321301
In the actual mangoes she's only sad on a few pages. The other protagonist seems to be the one doing the most despairing. Satori is chill/teasing most of the time.

>>10321318
Well, I didn't actually look at the books much...
But what would a translation reveal that the visuals don't? Surely the doujins have covers like that for a reason.

>>10321334
The story of the guy protagonist and his relation with Satori. Maybe there's something she isn't showing, and that's where the covers come from. Although I do doubt that.

I'm still interested in any doujin with heterosexual 2hu romance.

These doujins have made me realize how much better it is to love Satori and make her happy than to break her.

>>10321579
That artist just can't decide on the size/shape of her bust. It keeps changing around!

>>10321669
I'm fine with that. I'm more concerned with how happy she is.

>You're tender feelings...a lot transferred over so..
>I'm happy.. so happy.. it didn't hurt at all.
>....fufu, I love you too~♥

>>10321669
Ugh. That artist you posted...so fappable, but damn if it doesn't make me feel bad afterwards.

>>10321690
Disgusting.

>>10321717
Oh, screw you.

>>10321700
There's always this.

>>10321735
That was pretty good. Proper way to handle yandere.

>>10321700
His Yandere Satori is very, very ok.

>>10321738
Great ending, too.

This is my favourite Satori doujin. It will also never be translated.
http://exhentai.org/g/365687/462eaadc2f/

>>10321748
Does it mean he IS cheating on her? I hope not.

>>10321754
Well, commission it.

>>10321761
Yeah, he is. You wouldn't? Satori isn't the kind of girlfriend you'd even want other people to know about.

>>10321765
How much would that set me back, approximately?

>>10321769
No way, no way. If he was she'd have seen it when she read his mind.

>>10321772
It's short and pretty clear. I'd guess 20-30 bucks, leaning on the lower side.

>>10321781
He did well to distract her. He had her wound about his little finger. If you know what I mean.

>>10321793
Noo! I can't accept that! That would mean that nice little short has a bad ending for Satori, and that can't happen! Not with what goes on in the main story!

>>10321785
20 bucks ain't the end of the world, but being from a 3rd world country where the average wage is 3-4x smaller than the west, it's still a lot of money. Not sure it'd be responsible of me to splash out that much on a doujin.

Oh well. It's just a doujin. My dick likes it translated or not.
>>10321798
You'd really expect a happy ending from that artist? Really?

>>10321812
For this? Yeah, sure.

>>10321812
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. So used to thinking that all internet users are all from 1st world paradises. Times are changing, I guess.

>>10321832
I ain't got candy small enough for that gnome.

Yeah, sucks living in a country where anything not produced within the borders or localised (if it's about vidya and shit) seems astronomically expensive. I gotta move west some of those days. Work for a year or two, then come back and live like a king for the next five.

>>10321769
I'm seeing it more like Satori overreacting to harmless stuff. Faceless guy doesn't want her to know because he knows she'll get upset.

>>10321869
Where'd my picture go?

My mind likes Satori happy and safe and wants to ensure both these things, but my dick likes rape and tentacles and stuff. Am I weird?

>You're going to make me your fuck pet, aren't you!!
>Like some situation in a porn doujin!!

>>10322113
Never thought about it actually, but now that you mention it...

>>10322145
Wait, no, that's the opposite of how you're supposed to react.

>>10323189
This doujin was so good. I wish there were more like it.

>U- Um ... can we sleep together, please?

Well?

>>10323815
Yes!

>>10323815
What's wrong with her bed? I don't get it.

>>10323848
Don't answer so fast and easily...

>>10323815
Are you trying to seduce me?

>>10323869
You're not in it.

>>10323880
Waoh!

>>10323886
...she's not asking for sex, dummy.

>>10323894
Do you not know how seduction works? Only the most autistic of seductresses would be so forthcoming.

>>10323870
But the answer is obvious! I feel so happy that Satori wants to spend the night with me!

>>10323898
She's not trying to seduce you, you ass, she just wants to sleep with you. Not sex, sleep. Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>10323869
it's wet

>>10323904

>>10323926
Oh no! She's reading your lewd thoughts!

>>10323913
>>10323815
Shit no. I hate sleeping with other people. It's hot, cramped and uncomfortable. Go away. And don't even get me started on when they use your arm as a pillow.

>>10325104
Why are they raising their foot like that?

>>10325116
Maybe they're itchy and they want you to scratch them. I don't know, man. What do I look like, a foot expert to you?

>>10325104
But, spooning with Satori!. Wouldn't that worth more than a numb arm?.

>>10325116
Because you've been an insolent cur and now you must be punished.

Anon. You move in your sleep, you know.

>>10325842
And you drooled on my shirt and made my arm go numb. Fuck you. Next time you as much as touch my arm, I'm off to sleep on the couch. Holy fuck. Some of us have jobs in the morning! I can't even dress myself if I can't move my fucking arm!

there is only Satori in this thread.

>>10326136
Good

>>10323815
Sleeping with Satori.
http://www.mediafire.com/?phuly7qfcl98x7l

>>10326098
...anon, you forced your arm under her. Don't complain.

>>10330898
What happens?

>>10330970
Some lewd thoughts, embarrassed Satori, talking, cuddling, nice thoughts, happy Satori.

>>10326223

>>10326223

>>10326223

>>10330942
That is physically improbable. Also stupid. I told you I hated sleeping with other people.

>>10331353
No it's not. Satori is light and small.

>>10331369
She isn't a human. She's a youkai. She might weigh tons. Youkai physics are wacky.

>>10331377
She might also weight nearly nothing, and be very comfortable to cuddle with.
Youkai girls are great.

>>10330898
What the fuck am I listening to?

>>10331404
You mean unpredictable and dangerous. Also they eat people.

>>10331421
>unpredictable and dangerous.
Same could be said about human women.
And they can also use bullshit legal clauses to take your money for years and years.
At least youkai are honest.

>>10331448
Human women won't fucking gobble you up.

>>10331451
Is that a bad thing?

>>10331451
You've obviously never been to some of the less-civilized parts of the world.
Good for you.

>>10331451
And make it fast? No way, you gonna suffer for years.

>>10330898
>>10331413
25 minutes later my heart and dick are seriously confused.

>>10331451
lame

>>10331534
In a good way?

>>10331606
I only got the very basic gist, so I can't really say, but it was a confusing experience. I can't say I'm very fond of this voice for Satori though. Feels too generic animu girl-ish. I prefer her 4th 2hu M1 voice.

>>10331631
For me both the voice and characterization are perfect, I'm not fan of the "Satori = loli" theory.

I always seen Satori as a sweet and endearing person. But she is far from a push over or easy to win over.

>>10331707
>characterization
>Earl gray
you're funny

>>10331810
I don't see anything funny there.

>>10331890
Earl Gray's "characterization" is just stereotypical character tropes slapped on Touhou characters. I see that you all have been doing the exact same thing in this very thread since the beginning though, so I can't blame you for not understanding what I found funny about the previous post.

>>10331917
>stereotypical character tropes
Homosexuals are gay.

I wonder what you're comparing them to. Care to indulge? I bet THAT will be funny.

>>10331930
>I wonder what you're comparing them to
ZUN's original dialogues, for example.
I find it funny that you're trying to protect Earl Gray's ridiculously down-watered and catering portrayal of Touhou characters. If you enjoy them, fine. But if you think they are in anyway representative of the actual characters, you are delusional, or you haven't actually indulged in any of the official works.

>>10331955
I'm glad you didn't disappoint. For a moment I was afraid you'd actually come up with something good I don't know about and I'd have to look it up.

>>10331990
same can be said here, especially since you took so long to respond
cheers

>>10331990
Before laughing that is.

>>10332000
wow, you're trying way to hard now bro
we all know you're a secondary from this thread alone, just leave it be...

>>10321579
I love this doujin.

I wanna have a baby with Satori.

>>10332007
>ZUN's original dialogues
>characterization
>can't type
>...

Yeah, I rest my case.

>>10332080
Resorting to personal attacks and discrediting ZUN the characters he himself created? Yeah, we're done alright

The thing is, I feel bad for Satori. No-one seems to love her for who she is. Instead, they create a fake image of her that is more appealing to them and love that instead. But there isn't much I can do, I suppose.

Goodnight /jp/, it's too late for pointless battering.

>>10332132
Actually, we were done the moment some retard implied that the "original dialogues" contain anything besides hints of the characters having mental issues, starting with mild retardation and ending with plain insanity.

>>10332162
You're making it very obvious you don't even enjoy Touhou, or at least it's characters. Why are you even here?

>>10332188
And you are making it very obvious that you're one of the deluded people who think Touhou would be anything without the surrounding derivative works.

>>10331421
>>10331448
>>10331451
Satori don't eat people.

>>10332132
>Instead, they create a fake image of her that is more appealing to them and love that instead.
What do you mean?

>goodnight
Oh...

>>10332209
So I'm in the wrong because I love Touhou for what it is? Fine, whatever.

>>10332209
quoted for truth

>>10332210
What proof do you have?

>>10332209
>>10332340
Actually, without them then it would have reduced the amount of secondary scum.

>>10332162
Youkai are insane. News at 10.

Satori~n

>>10334097
Coming up next, anonymous idiot too lazy to read, misses the point.

Keep it cute please.

>>10334321
satori would never do that.

>>10334326
Have fun? Yeah, she does seem like a rather boring person.