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>>10313399

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I only spill my lovejuices for the old hags

Fapped?
I fucked them.

That's personal.

I only fap to Okuu
countless times
because I love her
so very much

my goal is to fap to all of them at least once.
who should I fap next?

>>10313406
seconded. fapping to Touhous like Flan, Cirno, and Koishi make me feel like a pedophile.

>>10313433
fapping to Touhous like Yukari, Ran or Eirin make me feel like a guy with mommy issues

>>10313416
Are you me?

No seriously, this is exactly what I would have wrote if I didn't see your post.

But now I'm not sure what to say. Fuck.

>>10313430
Unzan

>>10313433
>Koishi
I can understand the other two, but Koishi?

>>10313444
yep. actually, there are a number of Touhous I refuse to fap to because they seem loli-ish to me. like Kisume, Chen, any of the fairies, Rumia, etc.

>>10313445
aw, sad.

>>10313452
Odd.
I find Koishi exceedingly attractive, but I never found her to be "loli-ish"

>>10313452
there are pics of Flan, the Fairies, Chen, Koishi etc drawn as adults you know. You could always fap to those.
Same thing for Yuyuko, Yukari, Komachi etc. There are pics of them drawn with small breasts and the such

Just the tengu.

>>10313443
hard to find stuff

>>10313469
what sites do you use for Koishi content?
>>10313474
mm, I could. I never tried. should...should I let you know how it goes?

>>10313484
by all mans, go ahead and try

>>10313484
I don't actively seek it out, but Pixiv, the *boorus and sad panda satisfy my needs if I get lewd.

>>10313442
Oh my

>>10313416
>>10313442
How can you fap to only one touhou?

gotta spread the love

>>10313506
oh my. that sounds very, very lewd indeed.
>>10313497
it was hit and miss. thanks though!

Shizuha is delicious
too bad there's not much stuff of her around

I can only fap to Suwako. I can't think about any other touhou in a sexual way.

>>10313551
??

>>10313519
No. I will only ever fap to Okuu, forever. It would feel like I am cheating on her if I fapped to other Touhous. Also, romantic intimacy with the one I love is the only way I can actually get seriously into it.

I've masturbated to one slide from a Bakemonogatari NTR doujin like eight times in the past week

>>10313574
>It would feel like I am cheating on her if I fapped to other Touhous.
What?

>>10313584
do you even waifus?

>>10313586
I know the feeling to be completely infatuated with a character, but at the same time you can't put limits on yourself like that.

You Okuu people are weird.

>>10313592

>character

I'm not entirely sure you belong here, sir. I would ever so kindly ask of you to stop talking shit about my waifu.

>>10313609
I'm not sure of what your argument is. Utsuho is a character from the Touhou Project.

>>10313592
I don't see it as putting limits on myself. I'm perfectly happy fapping to just her, because she is the most attractive, lovable and beautiful Touhou in my eyes. It's how I exercise my faithfulness to her. And I seriously do feel bad whenever I fap to other Touhous.

>>10313623

ok no one cares

>>10313614
And you are a character from 4chan.

>>10313625
If no one cares then why are you guys replying to me and asking me about it?

Only to rude hags like Yukari, Eirin, Yuuka, Byakuren, etc, and Sakuya.
A lot, I don't count.
Only beat off to those mature ladies because I'm not a pedophile. Can't even get a boner to loli or whatever.
Last time, masturbating caused my dick start bleeding slightly. Never jacking off again. I always felt like shit for sexualizing Touhous anyway. Deleted all my ero Touhou doujinshi so now I can live a shitty life of purity.

>>10313640
>Only to rude hags
What a faggot.

>>10313643
Yes, indeed I am.

what a bunch of normalfags...

>>10313744
ur GAY

Ran, Eirin, Byakuren, Yukari, Yuyuko, Mamizou, Orin and Kanako are the ones I fap to the most. Also Shou, Letty, Yuugi, Suika, Parsee, Meiling, Sakura and Patchy.

>>10313761

Forgot Yuuka. Probably some others too. Would be easier to list ones I haven't fapped to, maybe.

hahaha u guys are fkin nerds

Pretty much all the red-eyed ones.

I don't know why that's the sexiest eye color, but it is.

>>10313786
Get bent nrd.

Pretty much anyone who has big tits. Oh, except for Yukari, I hate that bitch.

>>10313397
I fapped today to that sexy forest elf. Almost felt like i got 2 up stamina.

you know that feeling when you're fapping to a certain 2hu but right when you are ready soil yourself suddenly another 2hu comes in your mind?

Tenshi, Reimu, Komachi and Meiling - A hella lot.
Sakuya, Yoshika, Sanae and Reisen - Quite often
Byakuren, Kanako, Suwako, Aya and Hatate - From time to time
Eirin or Kaguya - Sometimes, when in mood.

Numerous others, often just once.
Does anybody else feel this strange sensation when looking at Mannosuke? I'm worried I might be bi because of that delicious bastard.

Moriya Shrine because sluts
Komachi
Yuugi
Yuuka
Yuuko

Komachi is so hot and those breasts are so big and that dress, that dress is like one flip away from her being naked.

Reimu Hakurei: 10-20
Marisa Kirisame: 5-10
Rumia: 0
Daiyousei: 0
Cirno: 0
Hong Meirin: 1-5
Koakuma: 1-5
Patchouli Knowledge: 5-15
Sakuya Izayoi: 30-50
Remilia Scarlet: 0
Flandre Scarlet: 0
Letty Whiterock: 0
Chen: 0
Alice Margatroid: 50-100
Lily White: 0
Lunasa Prismriver: 1
Merlin Prismriver: 0
Lyrica Prismriver: 0
Youmu Konpaku: 10-20
Yuyuko Saigyouji: 0
Ran Yakumo: 1-5
Yukari Yakumo: 1-5
Suika Ibuki: 1-5
Wriggle Nightbug: 0
Mystia Lorelei: 0
Keine Kamishirasawa: 1-10
Tewi Inaba: 1-5
Reisen Udongein Inaba: 1-10
Eirin Yagokoro: 5-10
Kaguya Houraisan: 10-20
Huziwara no Mokou: 30-80
Aya Syameimaru: 30-50
Medicine Melancholy: 0
Yuka Kazami: 0
Komachi Onozuka: 0
Sikieiki Yamaxanadu: 5-10
Shizuha Aki: 0
Minoriko Aki: 0
Hina Kagiyama: 5-15
Nitori Kawashiro: 0
Momizi Inubashiri: 0
Sanae Kotiya: 5-10
Kanako Yasaka: 5-10
Suwako Moriya: 1-5
Iku Nagae: 0
Tenshi Hinanai: 10-20
Kisume: 0
Yamame Kurodani: 1-5
Parsee Mizuhashi: 1-5
Yugi Hoshiguma: 5-10
Satori Komeiji: 5-15
Rin Kaenbyou: 20-50
Utsuho Reiuzi: 1-5
Koishi Komeiji: 0
Nazrin: 0
Kogasa Tatara: 0
Ichirin Kumoi: 0
Unzan: 0
Minamitsu Murasa: 10-20
Syou Toramaru: 0
Byakuren Hiziri: 0
Nue Houjuu: 40-60
Master Big Catfish: 0
Hatate Himekaidou: 10-20
Sunny Milk: 0
Luna Child: 0
Star Sapphire: 1-5
Kyouko Kasodani: 0
Yoshika Miyako: 5-15
Seiga Kaku: 1-5
Soga no Tojiko: 0
Mononobe no Futo: 1 ("Verily? What is this?")
Toyosatomimi no Miko: 0
Mamizou Hutatsuiwa: 1
Rinnosuke Morichika: 0
Unnamed book-reading yōkai: 0
Renko Usami: 20-30
Maribel Han: 1-5
Hieda no Akyu: 0
Kasen Ibara: 0
Kosuzu Motoori: 0

>>10313857
Wouldn't it feel more like power up when it comes to touhou.

I've been fapping to touhous for 7 years. Christ, what am I doing with my life?

>>10314267
jerking off?

>>10314202
>Nue 40-60
Good taste.

I've fapped to every H dujinshi in exhentai only avoiding yuri using the tag "-yuri"
I guess I've taken everyone post EoSD (included).

>Ichirin (only once, but I'll do it more)
You'll do it more, why?, because she appeared in the new game?. Love doesn't work that way.

And, I can't. It's like trying to count the grains of sand on a beach.

>>10314202
How the fuck do you keep count of all that?

>>10313397
>Ichirin
How did you do it?

I fapped to every 2hu except Ichirin and Mamizou.

>>10314379
This is actually Nue, but it shows how she can be appealing

>>10314374
As you can see, the bigger numbers are inaccurate because my memory isn't excellent.

I have no fucking idea, I fap 2~4 times per day so I've probably fapped more than 2000 times. How am I supposed to know such accurate numbers? Although I'd say that the one I've fapped the most to was Kanako.

>>10314398
It's unfortunate that it's still not Ichirin. Oh well, it's the closest thing.

>>10313397
Too many thousands to count, Touhou literally makes up the majority of my arousal content

Top girls are Youmu, Sanae, Reisen, and Koishi

But it really depends on how much material the girl has. For example, I'd love to see more of Kisume, but her h-doujin can be counted on one hand.

None I don't find 2hus attractive at all

>>10315032
Nigga you gay

>>10314202
>Rinnosuke Morichika: 0

You some kind of faggot, son?

I want to fap to Iku, but most of her pics have her with huge breasts.
Her SWR portrait looks pretty flat to me, and I prefer that way

2hu pornography thread?

You guys are so mainstream.

i fap to Pc-98 like Chiyuri.

>>10320092
Don`t forget Shinki.

>>10313574
>>10313574
she isnt real and even if she was she wouldnt love you

>>10314202

Reimu Hakurei: 40-60
Marisa Kirisame: 20-30
Hong Meirin: 20-30
Koakuma: 10-20
Patchouli Knowledge: 60-100
Alice Margatroid: 20-30
Lily White: 5-10
Yuyuko Saigyouji: 10-20
Ran Yakumo: 1
Yukari Yakumo: 60-100
Suika Ibuki: 20-30
Mystia Lorelei: 5-10
Keine Kamishirasawa: 10-20
Reisen Udongein Inaba: 40-60
Eirin Yagokoro: 60-100
Kaguya Houraisan: 20-30
Aya Syameimaru: 10-20
Komachi Onozuka: 10-20
Hina Kagiyama: 40-60
Nitori Kawashiro: 20-30
Sanae Kotiya: 60-100
Kanako Yasaka: 10-20
Suwako Moriya: 5-10
Tenshi Hinanai: 10-20
Yamame Kurodani: 10-20
Yugi Hoshiguma: 20-30
Rin Kaenbyou: 40-60
Utsuho Reiuzi: 60-100
Byakuren Hiziri: 60-100
Hatate Himekaidou: 20-30
Luna Child: 5-10
Seiga Kaku: 20-30
Kasen Ibara: 40-60

>>10320181
None of them are real and you wouldn't ever have the chance of mindbreaking them so your point is moot.

>>10320092
With WHAT? It's damn hard to find anything of the PC-98s, let alone anything good.

>>10320166
Well except for Shinki. She got "lucky".

>>10314389
those are some pretty feminine fingernails Rinnosuke's got there

>>10320181
No shit she isn't real. That's a good thing, because then she'd have to be 3D, and therefore not perfect anymore.

>>10320092
Imagine a threesome with Chiyuri and Yumemi

anyone fapped to the watatsukis?

>>10324760
Do they got anything worthwhile?

>>10325105

>>10325112
Why would you even bother trying to post this when our janitor is around? Enjoy your five day vacation.

Today, or all time?
All time will take too long if I try to remember so let's just do today.

Success:
Alice (Ejaculated x1 - image)
Aya (Ejaculated x 1 - single doujin)
Eirin (Ejaculated x3 - image + two doujin)
Futo (Ejaculated x3 - single doujin)
Meiling (Ejaculated x1 - single doujin)
Orin (Ejaculated x1 - image)
Patchouli (Ejaculated x1 - single doujin)
Sakuya (Ejaculated x1 - single doujin) (same as meiling one (not futa or yuri) but at a different time after fapping to something else)
Suwako (Ejaculated x2 - image + single doujin)

And for some fun trivia, I've also flogged it out 3 times over some Uno Makoto works today. Yes, that's 17 times today each with a generous shot upon finish, I have it all stored in a slushie cup in my bottom drawer, all of this was done without an onahole.

>>10325152
Please tell me how you do it.

>>10325162
I don't know, All the times I've been asked I just don't know.
My average is only 12-15 times/day, so today was a better day than usual, maybe it's because of C83?

>>10325105
Couple of times. I resort to pictures because most of the books are too unhappy.

Incountable times for Patchouli, the scarlets, Reimu, Yukari and Okuu.

I only fap to a futa touhou doing another touhou.

Does that mean that I should count the touhou that's getting boned or both?

>>10325455
You should only count the one you are sexually attracted to.

53/83 windows touhous that I'm sure cum left my penis specifically to

Zero, I only read H-doujins out of boredom, it feels too weird fapping to something I like.

>>10325722
How odd, I only allow myself to be aroused by girls I like

I can't get sexually attracted by touhous.