/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10319052
Technically not a NEET myself, but I live the NEET lifestyle. I own a fast food joint. Worked there for about a year then hired a bunch of mexicans and a white guy I can trust to manage the place and run it and I do the accounts from home every week and go into the place once a month but otherwise it runs itself and the kane just rolls into my bank account.

The last one is still up.

I live with my parents.

I tried prank calling a suicide hotline and ended up having to pay emergency ambulance, police and firetruck fees.

>>10319058
It hit the bump limit.

>>10319057
Good job.

>>10319062
And? It's still there.

i sell my c ock 2 ur mom

>>10319062
Does that prevent you from using it?

People used the C83 discussion thread until it was about to fall off the last page.

>>10319060
What a loser.

>>10319070
It's more the fact that because it's not bumping, it's unlikely to get any new posters and just stay stale.

Freelance journalist and writer.

I work half the time in a year and get unemployment benefits for the other half and I leech off my parent place.

>>10319052
I'm 17 and I'm a neet. Can i be here?

>>10319077
This isn't /a/ you know.

>>10319093
Shouldn't you be in high school?

My NEET life ends Monday.

At least I won't be poor all the time any more.

>>10319100
You poor, poor soul. You'll be in my thoughts, fallen comrade.

i didt chuse da n33t lyf, da n33t lyf chuse me xD

Everything seemed so trivial yesterday before I realized I might have cancer.

I'll improve this thread by posting an epic le Milky video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BveHpb1ubOY

>>10319113
You realized that or a doctor did?

You know what I hate? In my own bedroom I can't even sleep in when I'd like to. I fell asleep at around 9AM yesterday and I left a note saying that I was sleeping on my door. I was woken up at 8PM because my mother thought "I was dead". That's not the first time she's knocked on my door (which has a note on it asking her not to knock) expecting me to be dead. It really annoys me. I have such great difficulty falling asleep in the first place, that when I'm woken up by my mother because of some idiotic fear that I'm dead, I become angry and can't fall back asleep. Even as I type this now I've gotten more angry than I was just five minutes ago. I figured I would awake at around midnight so I would be ready for a package I'm expecting.

Also when I got up she said it was unusual for me to sleep 'so late', despite the fact that two months ago I was waking up at midnight and falling asleep around 4PM.

Does this happen to anyone else here?

>>10319097
Shouldn't you be working?

>>10319119
Yes it happens to me. I wanted to go to sleep hours ago.

>>10319121
I just got off work. And now I have to come home to little shits like you?

Ugh, hikki life sure is hard.

>>10319113
Shit, I might have cancer too... I mean, I have none of the symptoms and I never got tested but damn... who knows?

>>10319093
Go away, Tokike.

>>10319119
The pleasure of living alone

>>10319126
You are just old bitter man. Acting like a teenager.

>>10319126
Can one truly be a hikki if one is not a NEET?

>>10319126
Good one

>>10319124
>>10319135
It's just the fact that she thinks I'm dead that infuriates me. She's been doing it for years too. I think from now on when I go to sleep at 5AM I'll wake her up and ask if she's dead. See how she likes it.

>>10319139
That's the joke, retard

>>10319139
>>10319142
What if you work from home with just email?
It isn't that far fetched.

>>10319143
Please be quiet

>>10319143
step up nigga
I work with a web browser

>>10319117
I did.

As a neet I'm sure most of you are familiar with the lack of insurance that comes with unemployment.

If I get it checked out and if it is indeed cancer then i'll probably get deny for coverage for preexisting in any future insurance plans.

So I'm looking to get a quick job with insurance now to help me cover expenses. But first I have to learn to drive as I've been a neet for 3 years since I graduated from high school.

Funny how social anxiety just disappears when you realize your life literally depends on it.

>>10319052
Not really a NEET but living the lifestyle... all alone in my appt all day. For a living ? i am a freelance problem solver. It's really peacefull, when I'm bored, i do some research in maths and solve some neat things and i got payment by selling my paper... 1 problem/2 month is enough to live but if you got a huuuuuuge problem, it can make enough for 2 years, so it's nice to live like this, without going out ever

>>10319154
You write thesis paper for other people and get paid for it? EHH

>>10319151

And a webcam as well, am I right?

>>10319153
>Funny how social anxiety just disappears when you realize your life literally depends on it.
I'd ask you to give the cancer to me but I think you deserve it more.

Also the package that was scheduled to be delivered to me today on the fifth has been pushed back to the eighth for reasons unknown to me despite the status changing a half hour ago to tell me it's in my city.

I'm going back to sleep screw this.

>>10319151
Shitposting isn't a job.

>>10319160
No.

>>10319162
I know how you feel.
Its ok.

>>10319153
Are you American? If you are, are there Obamacare provisions that will prevent insurers from barring you?

>>10319161
It's 5 am here and I just woke up. Most people should know what I meant even with the poor syntax and errors.

>>10319172
I wasn't talking about your writing skills.

>>10319175
If your house were on fire and there was a crowd outside, do you think your fear of people would exceed your fear of fire?

>>10319154
Details on this?

>>10319170
Yes. I don't know in the slightest.

>>10319183
Regardless of fears, I'd stay inside.

>>10319195
The answer is yes. The Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare, made it so that insurance companies can't deny you for pre-existing conditions.

>>10319200
>live in a country with socialised healthcare
>never have to worry about this
How's it feel to be inferior, Amerifucks.

>>10319200
That is reassuring but I'm sure there are always some hidden clauses that will come hitting me in the face (like reduced coverage) so I'm going to get insurance first.

I'm just worried that if I get it checked out and it's not cancer I'll just revert back to what I was until the next time when my think my life is in danger.

>>10319198
You and that one guy who starved to death in Japan, but you're extremely atypical cases.

>>10319200
Do you know if that provision takes a while to kick in, or is it effective immediately?

I buy games, play them, and then sell them back on ebay. This way I can keep myself somewhat entertained by endlessly buying video games. It gets really old after a while though. I wish I had money for other hobbies.

>>10319241
That'd hardly be enough to support you.

>>10319246
I pretty much don't have money for anything, but I don't have any bills, so it works out.

Do you folk think being on 4chan has made your condition worse?

Having people that understand and being able to vent is nice, but, on the other hand, it's very easy to get stuck in a loop of negativity on 4chan.

>>10319266
I feel much less horrible about being a NEET since I started coming here.

Sometime between coming to 4chan and now I stopped giving a shit about anything, these might be related.

>>10319266
yes, if only for the addiction alone.

>>10319077
have you heard of catalog ?

>>10319266
Most likely, being here has sapped all my ambition and will to do anything.
I've filled my head with so much useless information and habits that I've forgotten more important things but I don't care anymore.
Also I've become a bitter person from an outsider's view but I'm actually quite content with myself now.
My naivety is gone though in hindsight, I would rather be who I am now than I was back then.

>>10319266
Absolutely, but real life wouldn't be much different. I'm so asocial that only the trashiest people with extremely low expectations would have enough patience to form lasting relationships with me. Because I'm a prudish nerd, associating with such people is not an option. I've tried it.

Anonymity makes it better because bad comments are just individual bad comments. They're not connected to anybody.

How do I get laid?

>>10319293
You don't

>>10319293
Just talk to girls. What's so hard.

>>10319315
getting them to come over to my parents house.

>>10319317

Hotel.

>>10319317
Tell them you live at home to take care of your sick mom or something and also poison your mom I guess.

>>10319335
how do i do either though?

>>10319293

>>10319266
Yes see >>10319289

>>10319225
>>10319233
Short answer: it goes into full effect in 2014, but provisions went into effect in 2010, which should cover you, concerning pre-existing conditions. I've linked more information below.

http://healthreform.kff.org/faq/protection-for-those-with-preexisting-conditions.aspx?utm_source=hrs&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=timeline

http://statehealthfacts.kff.org/comparemapreport.jsp?rep=74&cat=17&utm_source=hrs&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=timeline

http://healthreform.kff.org/Timeline.aspx

I have been sitting in front of my computer doing nothing for the past 10 hours. What should I do, /jp/?

>>10319458
Watch a history documentary or something.

>>10319458
Sit in front of your computer doing nothing for another 10 hours.

>>10319458
Watch some Top Gear. Each episode is an hour long and it seems to go by very fast. I've watched multiple seasons over the past few days.

>>10319458
Watch some GameCenter CX.
Attempt the challenges alongside Arino for maximum enjoyment.

>>10319458

Watch Game Center CX.

NEET discussion isn't otaku culture therefore it doesn't belong /jp/. Get out!

>>10319470
A-alright. Don't forget about me, though, okay?

>>10319470
Why aren't you hiding containment threads? Are you stupid?

>>10319486
What would hiding solve? Your neet threads attract people who aren't interested in otaku culture at all. Eventually /jp/ becomes some neetbullshitboard, something like combination of /a/, /v/, /g/ and /r9k/

>>10319460
>>10319464
>>10319467
>>10319468
Alright, I will watch something. Thank you for your support!

>>10319486
It doesn't contain shit.

>>10319491
[SPOILERS]
it already is
[/ENDSPOILERS]

>>10319495
Don't misuse the incorrectly syntaxed spoilers function.

>>10319491
It's precisely because the board was already at that state this solution was implemented. Most posters were mistaking normals for anyone not hiki or NEET. At least the shit is kept to a single thread. Feel free to make a thread on /q/ about it. It shouldn't be hard to get rid of them.

All I do is drink. I eat way too much as well. I'm only 19 and I'm so scared of dying, the fear consumes me.

This wouldn't happen if I had a reliable weed dealer.

>>10319511
>Most posters were mistaking normals for anyone not hiki or NEET

Someone sound the normie alarm!

>>10319511
>Most posters were mistaking normals for anyone not hiki or NEET.

I'm no longer a NEET. I work in retail and wait for the day I can return to my old ways. I make and sell things. Well I used to.

>>10319511
I hope so. NEET threads don't belong on /jp/.

Does anyone ever forget their age? I mean, I can work it out if I think about it, but I don't know it off the top of my head.

>>10319578
They are, it's in the rules.

>>10319581
I've had this problem since I was young.

>>10319581
I used to but now I'm faster in remembering, I can't remember my family's ages though.

>>10319368
Thank you.

I used to be a neet but I was basically told if I didn't get a job I word have to find somewhere else to live. I am currently in the army and right now I'm working a boring 3AM to 9AM shift.

>>10319602
Quiet night shifts would be preferable for a need, second to none at all of course.
What do you do during those hours?

>>10319612
Be in employment.

I achieved SSI not too long ago. I jumped through all the shitty hurdles required for an idiotic NEET shut in like myself.
Back when /jp/ was good, and I was proud to be part of the community, I got it into my head that SSI would be some sort of impetus of change in my life. I built it up into something that would just magically change my life for the better.

It hasn't, and it wont. Nothing changes in life. Nothing will change. Every day will continue to be the same, no matter what.

It's probably better to just die.

I hunt down wanted criminals and turn them over to the police for some NEET cash. Fuck yeah! thank God for high powered rifles and marine training!

>>10319648
I'm in it for the medical coverage and not the money and they denied me.

>>10319648
Life is what you make it.

>>10319612
I only actually work on weekdays from 0630 to 1700 but we have a guard shift that I am on list to help with this weekend. All I'm doing is sitting in a warm little room and taking short naps to pass time while occasionally browsing /jp/ on my phone. Honestly I'm doing nothing and wish I home so I could be sleeping.

>>10319654
C-can I go with you ?

>>10319648
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>10319648
>I built it up into something that would just magically change my life for the better.
How old are you? Being on monetary support means that you won't starve to death.

>>10319137
Shit man, she cares about you and she doesn't want you to be NEET.

Hide this silly thread and do your reps. Don't open it up again until you do.

>>10319660
Hahaha, when did I imply I was part of the second part? I assure you, I want absolute no contact with other people, nor do I have any "desire for interaction." I have absolutely nothing in common with the latter group of NEETs.

I just don't want to live in a world where everything is boring. Even the first group of NEET you are describing (truNEET LOL XDDD) can feel like that, sometimes.

>>10319648
Please don't say such things, I've been holding the acquisition of SSI as a goal to keep me going, I'll make a start one day.

You have more money to fund your hobbies don't you?

>>10319677
That's what I thought but then I realized my hobbies include sitting in this chair.

>>10319675
>I just don't want to live in a world where everything is boring
I take back my age question. Please ignore it.

>>10319679
I laughed.

>>10319682
You don't collect any otaku paraphernalia? All it takes is an online transaction and the possibility of meeting a deliveryman.

I can't connect with people, even on /jp/, since it seems like everyone has really strong opinions and personalities.
It's really stressful yet I keep coming back sinceI don't want to run out of other things to do

>>10319675
Not that guy, but if it's boring why not do something about it? Maybe go for a walk or something, you'll surely find something interesting along the way.

>>10319686
That guy wasn't me. I collect shit like that, but what of it? I have more money to fund my meaningless hobbies, but after so many years of doing them it's just gotten a little stale. You can only read so many VN's or play so many games before it just loses its draw.

>>10319686
my parents would kick me out if I enjoyed my hobbies.
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL ANON"

>>10319675
The world isnt boring.
You are the problem.

>>10319693
I didn't mean to be you, I put that in the name to try to avoid confusion. Sorry about that.

>>10319660
>wanting to get a job
Isn't a job essential if you want to have money to buy all those cool stuff like video game and figurines though?

>>10319696
No worries. I have anonymizer on so I didn't realize you had put some way of differentiating yourself. I'm sorry for jumping the gun.

>>10319669

Done. Only took 10 mins since this post.

>>10319693
I know what you mean, I've been running on the monotone pace of things for the past year or so.
It's hard to describe but I need something to keep myself occupied or else I end up doing literally nothing.

different anon again
>>10319709
I get this fear that if I do anything I enjoy, then I wasted my time because I could have done something important. But when I think like that I end up doing nothing at all. It's not a good feeling.

>>10319709
I just sit on /jp/ and refresh every 10 seconds or so all day long. Its better than just laying in bed all day and I occasionally have interesting conversations with people. Unless you consider that doing nothing, which might be what you mean.

>>10319709
Yes. I know that too well.

Without my boring routine of mindlessly preoccupying myself, I just sit and stare at walls all the time.

Some would call this depression, but this is how I've lived my life since I was young.. Surely it can't be depression if the vast majority of my life has been this way.

>>10319697

Most of you just have a warped perception of real human interaction because youve been a next for so long. You spend a year or two around real people for a year or two and you would be fine. That's why you can post on 4chan because you learned how to interact with them. And if you're scared to talk to real people then its just your fault for being a wimp.

>>10319716
Is it bad to do this?

>>10319724
It's relative.
If you postpone something more important, than, yes.

>>10319690

>>10319722
The vast majority of my "interaction" with people on the internet is calling them worthless pieces of shit and telling them they should go die.

Somehow, I doubt a year or two of interaction with them would fix this, considering their very nature is why I say it in the first place.

>its just your fault for being a wimp

Lel yeah brah XD, just get out there to da kegers and bag sum bitch. That'll fix u.

>>10319732
What did you want someone to reply to you with.

This is something I will never get.
Everyone on /jp/ is always trying to be funny and will bully unsuspecting fresh meat. How the fuck do you guys turn in wimpy pansy without your keyboard?
I bet 99% of these loser stories are just made up story.

>>10319690
Fuck off Sean

>>10319734
Why do you type like you're from /a/. Are you lonely?

>>10319734
I wouldn't call you a wimp, I'd call you a bully nerd.

>>10319743
People compensate for what they aren't on the internet.

>>10319743

copypasta from another website. I won't mention the site but I see a lot of people spewing 4chan memes and have chen avatars.

>>10319748
I'm just as pathetic online as I am in real life. I don't understand why people fake things.

>>10319750
I knew all these stories are faked as fuck.
Thanks for confirming what I was suspecting all along. This is why blogshit need to be banned from /jp/.

>>10319715
I have a bunch of half-finished VNs/games/etc. that I keep telling myself that I'll finishe but at the end of the day I've made no progress because I do something else. Not to mention I actually do have important stuff that I've been putting off.

I think it's because I've lost any sense of time due to being a NEET, anyone else feel like they have all the time in the world?

>>10319716
I've done that, especially when there's interesting threads and I can't bring myself to pull away.
I don't consider that nothing, I was referring to what >>10319718 described.

>>10319744
I'm not him

>>10319735
I just wanted to know if anyone else felt the same way

>>10319760
>anyone else feel like they have all the time in the world?
I feel something like that, it's almost like I lost the concept of time all together.

>>10319718
>Some would call this depression, but this is how I've lived my life since I was young.. Surely it can't be depression if the vast majority of my life has been this way.
"On the more difficult side of the ledger are the terms disorder, disease, or illness. There can be no doubt that an individual with schizophrenia is seriously ill, but for other mental disorders such as depression or attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder, the signs and symptoms exist on a continuum and there is no bright line separating health from illness, distress from disease. Moreover, the manifestations of mental disorders vary with age, gender, race and culture. The thresholds of mental illness or disorder have, indeed, been set by convention, ..."

The United States Department of Health and Human Services. Mental Health: A Report of the Surgeon General. "Chapter 2: The Fundamentals of Mental Health and Mental Illness." pp 39

http://www.saylor.org/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/psych205-2.2.pdf

>>10319690
>>10319732
I can't connect with anyone either, except for here.
If I'm required to do something like that outside then it's an insincere farce until I can slip away at the earliest moment.

Sure there's a mix of opinions here but as cliche as it sounds, these people may be similar to you. I could never contribute to threads because I feared the remote chance of backlash, but as time went on I eventually stopped caring because it forwards the discussion for everyone.

/jp/ I bought a bag of Pretzel Combos and I can barely taste some Jalapeno flavor. I'd say that every 1/5 of these that I eat has some sort of ever so slight and mild Jalapeno taste almost as if the equipment wasn't properly rinsed between the regular Cheddar and the Jalapeno Cheddar batches. I spent some of my last bit of cash on these.

Speaking of which, I also bought both a Chicken and a Turkey Marie Callender's Pot Pie. I had the Turkey one a few hours ago and it was delicious.

I might actually put these Combos back and prepare the Chicken pie.

>>10319743
>Everyone on /jp/ is always trying to be funny and will bully unsuspecting fresh meat.
I post a lot. If everyone were like me, I wouldn't post a lot.
>How the fuck do you guys turn in wimpy pansy without your keyboard?
I don't.

>>10319785
You could shake the bag to get the flavor back on or even add your own stuff to them.

Enjoy your pie!
I need to get something to eat now...

>>10319811
I wanted the regular plain cheese ones, but every few have some jalapeno flavor, it's upsetting.

>>10319843
You don't like jalapenos? Did they run out of cheese flavor or something?

>>10319863
I like jalapenos, but the bag says they're just normal cheese flavor. I only like the normal pretzel Combos. I need to complain to the company about this.

>>10319878
If you do they might send you free food. There was a harmless fungus growing in a drink I bought once and they sent me lots of free stuff.

>>10319878
If you do there is a chance you will get free coupons or something. It's worth a shot for such little effort, look into their customer feedback site.

>>10319911
Was it a Capri Sun? I remember reading a while back about a SCOBY being found in one.

Oh, my package's delivery date was changed back to the fifth and it's out for delivery. Exciting!

>>10320044
what did you order?

>>10320055
A camera lens. Saved up for a good four months for it.

>>10320142
sounds like fun. i remember messing around with my grandma's old camera for a while after she passed away when i was younger--i took a lot of photos of the ground, heh.

>>10319784
It might be the backlash
I want to contribute but never know what I should say.
I'm not very opinionated and I'm not much of a critic.

The government pays for alllll my shit

>>10319669
I'll just hide your post instead.

I can't help but feel awkward when a commercial for The 40 Year Old Virgin comes on while I'm eating dinner with my mom.

>>10319096
But it is /jp/, a board where no one posts in any threads that aren't on the first page.

I've had a horrible week but I'm afraid that /jp/ would bully me if I wrote what happened.

It's pretty serious.

>>10322014
Not true in the slightest, get the fuck off /jp/ you crossboard faggot.

I've taken a small amount of DPH and will retire to my bed in a short while. Goodnight, /jp/.

>>10322740
That sounds terrible. Would you like to send me an email to talk about it?

>>10322014
I had many conversations in threads not on the first page this week.

My job.

More accurately: my job is funding my future NEET lifestyle. I want to retire as soon as possible. I should be able to do pretty well if I can keep this job for a while as I'm currently spending less than a third of my income even while living on my own.

>>10322765
Nah, thanks a lot though. I'm afraid because it's kind of normalfagy but since there's students and people with jobs here I feel a little bit more comfortable now.

Are female neets sexually attractive?

>>10322869
See for yourself.

I think she's under the cardboard boxes right now (she likes to hide there when she gets nervous) but I'm not sure. I haven't checked her stream in a while.

>>10322881
please explain to me where I could watch this.

>>10322881
http://aassdd.viewnetcam.com/CgiStart?page=Multi&Language=0

>>10322881
>>10322886
>>10322889
Is there a way to talk to her? or do I just watch this during the times I'm not watching trains?

>>10322897
She has a blog, but I lost the link. Maybe someone else has it

I have a full-time job. It's kind of expensive living in NYC so I have to balance my bills, rent and hobbies very carefully.

What are some good NEET related pets?

I'm pretty lonely and my mom doesn't care if I get a pet. What pet complements my taking it easy lifestyle the best?

>>10322765
I'm going to try to keep it as short as possible:

I've been suffering from panic attacks for 5 years now. I managed to get through high school (I nearly dropped out) and went to college. After years of suicide attempts, depression, loneliness, near failure, and more anxiety, I'm about to graduate. I'm feeling much better now since I found a /jp/ friend IRL and I haven't had a serious case of anxiety in years.

That is until two weeks ago. I went to see the Madoka movie with my /jp/ friend but halfway to the theater I had a massive breakout of anxiety. I got through it with his help but its fucked up everything else. Although its gotten way better, recently I was panicking at the sound of his voice and I had another breakout of anxiety when he asked me to hang out. I think I'm over that but the new semester is starting and I have work. I'm just so afraid that the bad times are here again and I'm going to lose everything I've gained.

>>10322905
A pet rock.

>>10322907
It seems that your friend is understanding. I think you will be fine.

An ikea opened a few weeks ago and my parents forced me to go with them. They surprised me with this, so I had very little time to prepare. I just woke up and the socks I had were too short for my boots. I went there thirsty and it was so noisy and loud and crawling with people. My hips were sore, my feet achey and I had a splitting headache. I was about to cry until my parents took me home. I took a nap and I'm feeling better.

>>10322949
You better be a cute girl or I'll come to your house and beat you the fuck down.

>>10322902
Please delete your post, if you have a job then you're not a NEET.

I fund my neet4lyfestyle by living out of my mom's basement and inheritance monies. she asks me if i will get a job but for now my family seems content to just let me live here and do my useless wierdo thing and waste my money on alcohol and suspicious boxes from nippon

I know its unsustainable and soon the money will run out, but i am prepared to live on the streets as a beggar.

>>10322905
Cats are good if you want a quiet pet, they're mostly independent and require minimal effort to care for.
Get a dog if you want to feel like you have a purpose, there's a mutual companionship but involves more work.
Fish are very low maintenance and can be relaxing and calming to watch, but it lacks the interaction of other pets.
If you want to keep some company and break the monotone silence you could get a bird, personally I've stuck to birds because they've always fascinated me and depending on what kind you get, can be very cute. May or may not be able to cook spaghetti though.

In the end it all depends on how you describe your ideal lifestyle and the type of person you are.

>>10322989
When you become beggar I'll cannibalize you.

>>10322997
I have a fish and I really like it. Birds are nice too, but I don't think I could handle them.

Anybody else getting a wave of homucidal thoughts recently? I've been angry at nothing all week and my mind is constantly occupied with thoughts about being mean to my family members, beating up my other relatives and friends and pretty much being as dark and edgy as possible.

What is wrong with me? Am I possessed by some kind of evil spirit?

>>10322949
I feel for you. Parents are the worst culprits in anxiety because they don't get it and are constantly forcing you out of your comfort zone, which is not good.

People like us need to take it slow but they just force us to do normal shit all the time. It really sets us back.

>>10322905
Get a pet reptile, preferably an Iguana.They're tricky to take care but they're also very quiet.

If you want companionship, realistically a lizard is the best way to go. You can actually break their fearful nature (I mean this as harmless as possible) and create a rather sincere Human/Animal relationship.

>>10323015
No, you're just depressed. Happens.

Whenever you feel like that exercise or go play some games.

>>10323015
You are SAYA now.

i realized today all my life problems stem from my overpowering desire to be taken seriously when life just isn't like that and human beings make fuckups all the time.

at the same time i bait people into making fun of me by deliberately pretending to be dumb because it's disarming but ultimately makes me feel like shit.

>>10323015
You've probably got it worse than me, I didn't feel anything particularly negative towards my family but I did feel pretty angry towards anyone else and I don't even know why. Not the aggressive kind of anger but I felt like the slightest trigger would have caused my to punch someone without any thought of the consequences.
It peaked a few weeks ago but I've fallen back into my regular NEET state, lost another friend though. Oh well.

Still don't feel any fear and guilt though, I hope it comes back because it ruins any chance of foresight.

The easiest thing to do is to isolate yourself for a while and try to busy yourself with other things to get your mind off it.

why is the bedroom camera disabled?

I've been watching some Black Lagoon but I had to stop because I'm getting a bad case of wish fulfillment.

I wish a pretty, "bad" girl would take me away from this world. I just wanna get away from the stress of family obligations, the "need" to find a job, stuck up 19 year old college kids.

Then I realize I would never be able to strategically launch a torpedo into a helicopter in a real life situation, or come up with anything ridiculous like that.

>>10323071

Does anyone else think there mental health is deteriorating? Like >>10323015 I've had typically 'dark' thoughts about a lot of things. As a child I went to a psychologist/therapist since I wouldn't talk to anyone including my parents so I could have issues from then. lately its gotten to the point where my thoughts are conflicting so much I can't really tell where I stand on anything.

I'd never go to my GP though.

>>10323128
Nope I'm pretty much still perfect.

>>10323077
which camera?

>>10322977
Please don't bully. I may have a job and live in NYC but in my heart burns the spirit of a NEET.

>>10323177
Funniest thing I have read all day.

>>10323015
>homucidal
yes
pic related. it's a bit disturbing though, so *warning*

>>10323015
>homucidal
yes
pic related. it's a bit disturbing though, so *warning*

>>10323134
Oh okay I guess that's cool

I typed up a really long essay but deleted it because it turned out to be too personal bloggy and you all would make fun of me. I'll just read encouragement elsewhere I guess.

2 police officers have knocked on my door looking for some suspicious nigra neighbor. These officers weren't wearing uniform for whatever reason so I'm not sure if they're maybe detectives or whatever. I don't trust them either, they only knocked on my door when there are more tenants on here to ask questions about the nigger.

Some crazy fool also tried picking my door yesterday.

>>10323234
Yeah, I absolutely would've made fun of you.

>>10323234
You do that. I know you posted that hoping people will encourage you to post your essay and sympathize with you, but you seem like a whiny, attention seeking bitch and I don't want to read about your life.

>>10323248
Move out of Detroit or Oakland or wherever the hell you live.

>>10323248
police officers are dangerous people. one stopped me on my way to walmart once and asked me if I could sign a form saying I had witnessed a crime and that I was willing to testify in court. I said I hadn't seen anything and he answered I know, but I the problem is I already made the arrest and he's going to walk without witnesses. I got really scared and said I couldn't do it.

>>10323263
fukken pigs, man

#fuckthapolice #420

>>10323202
homu sweet homu

>>10323263
it was a test
you passed.
congratulations on not agreeing to commit perjury

>>10323282
If that had been the case, he could've flipped it around and said his answer was also a test and the cop failed by committing entrapment.

>>10322881
Oh wow, the bedroom camera really is down. She kept saying that the Conspiracy agents disable it remotely whenever they need to break in to perform maintenance on her tracking device and sometimes they even take it out and put it in a different part of her body if they notice she's getting close to finding it (she's a cutter)

so maybe she's not 100% insane. I mean those cameras don't go down for no reason.

>>10323177
It isn't bullying when you shouldn't be posting in this thread in the first place, that is a blatant troll post.

>>10322902
Come on, you're not even trying now.

that chair when am police officer and 4chan are a bunch of anarchist faggots who hate you.

>>10323320
I don't hate them, I simply don't trust them.

>>10323320
I don't hate you. I'm not one to let a few bad apples spoil the bunch.
That said, get the fuck out of this thread, faggot.

>>10323332
で.... でも....

>>10323309
its back up, she's eating and on her computer. I think that too many people were connected to it or something. Do you have a link to her blog?

>>10323354
You're not a cop. If you are you must be the fattest donut eating desk jockey cop.

>>10323361
いじめないでください!

>>10319720
I just don't see how you go from 3 (still wanting to die) to 4 (deciding that it's better to live quietly). There's something missing.

>>10323367
A lot of people who want to die think of themselves as subhuman shit that the world would be better off without. Therefore, the only "contribution" they can make is ceasing to burden others with their existence. Of course, they're only thinking this way to make themselves feel better... cycle back into more self-loathing and suicidal desires.

They move to step four when they realize that nobody actually gives a shit about them, period.

>>10323367
#2 is saying that dying would remove a problem
#3 recognizes that it would in fact create more problems
#4 decides that it would be better to live with zero presence, for the sake of anyone else

It's a common thing in NEETs; even if they want to die, it would be too inconvenient for multiple reasons and as such they leave death to causes outside of their direct control.

>>10323259
I live in Detroit suburbs. It's not that bad dude. If you don't live in the actual jurisdiction of Detroit, its quite nice.

>>10323415
Of course, people move to the suburbs to escape the city.

>>10323420
The downtown area is nice too, the city is just too big for how many people live there, and how much area is actually civilised.

Does /jp/ have any strange habits or hobbies?

I usually hoard things and can't throw it out until I'm certain it has no future use, also can't start talking with an actual word and don't know where to put my hands.

I used to collect coins but that stopped a few years ago, now I collect my toilet rolls and make stuff out of them.

>>10323452
>I usually hoard things and can't throw it out until I'm certain it has no future use
Same here, I rarely throw away things because I think they may come in handy one day, although I doubt they would.

>>10323452
I like monsters. I have a gigantic, autistically categorized list of a shitload of monsters that I've collected to use in a game that I will never make.

>>10323420

ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

>>10323015
Yes. I'm not saying this ironically, but dark spirits do exist and they latch onto specific people. They are behind every mean thing that happens in the world. That is applied to every lifeform. The only way to get rid of them is to elevate to a higher level of being.

>>10323574
How does one go about that? Are there nice ones too?

>>10323452
I have a modestly sized list of peoples fears that I've collected from /jp/.
You guys are cute.

>>10323587
Mean!

...How long is the list?

>>10323597
you're cute

>>10323597
Don't worry, it's very innocent.

>>10323608
Post it.

>>10323629
Personal use only. Forget I said anything.
Also it's embarrassing.

>>10323651
Why would you be embarrassed over other people's fears?

>>10323658
That should go into the list

Do you guys ever get reoccurring dreams?

I keep having dreams about redeeming myself in an event that happened 2 years ago. I get it at least twice a month and it's pretty depressing.

>>10323587
You're more organized than I am. I come here to quietly observe the adorable NEETs, but I haven't been keeping any anthropological notes.

(I want a NEET of my own someday.)

>>10323128

Oh Anon you probably aren't around anymore but I feel the same way.

I tried to tell my therapist about my thoughts being at complete odds of each other but he didn't take much interest in it. I haven't brought up my decline into "darker" thoughts and idealations because I am far too paranoid he'd tell my family or worse.

Mental healthcare in the US is hell

>>10323703
Psychology student here. I might do my thesis on this.

>>10323015
I've always fantasises about killing a lover of mine. I'm a very suicidal depressed person, and if I ever got to a point in my life where it was just too much even with the love of somebody else, I would probably kill my significant other.

I've mentioned this fantasy to boyfriends I've had in the past and it's really scared them, but I don't know. It seems romantic, they'd be said with out you and they'd die loving you, instead of die missing you. It would be more romantic if they killed themselves with you, but it would be easier to kill them, then you'd really have no reason to live.

>>10323689
I had a recurring nightmare once a week for five years of my life.

>>10323717
You could play it off as some sort of Yandere, might be exciting.

>>10323717
The person I love the most in this world died six years ago, when I was still in my late teens. Ever since I've felt like I'm walking with a foot in the grave. I'm not permitted to kill myself, so I'm patiently living out my sentence.

Whatever I did to deserve this - maybe in a past life - must have been something.

>>10323689

I have been having a recurring dream of my mind's interpretation of the perfect woman smiling at me, embrassing me, then stabbing me to death.

At first it horrified me but it has slowly grown on me and is now strangely somehow erotic, as if my demise would be alright as long as it brought pleasure to someone

>>10323754
I bet you were hitler. Enjoy suffering in every life from now on.

>>10323745
I don't think it's so much yandere, I'm just so self loathing, and so obsessed with suicide and so co-dependant, I'd really feel like I'd have to kill them. I just wish that it didn't seem so scary to people, I think that I wont kill myself or anything if I had a boyfriend or something, so it's probably nothing to worry about.

>>10323754
Have you posted about this in /jp/ before?

>>10323803
>>10323717
Is it bad I want to date you?

>>10323768

Ha... well, to be honest, I don't believe in past lives, but it's comforting to think there was a reason.

My mother gave birth to me so that she could own something she could use that could never leave her, not for the sake of my happiness. I was never intended for happiness; and yet, for a few brief months, together with that person, after thirteen years of knowing and caring for each other, I thought to myself "this is what peace is like. this is happiness." I knew what earthly paradise is like. Like a reprieve from an endless war.

It wasn't meant for something like me, but I glimpsed it anyway. I may be reduced to living as a domestic servant to my half-siblings and I may be a humble part-timer in night classes, but at the very least I can be grateful for that.

>>10323814
No... It's not something I'm capable of discussing very often, if at all. It's been six years; it doesn't stop hurting, you just grow around the wound.

>>10323847
It may not have been a love interest but I've had numerous close friends and relatives die within five years, mostly due to terminal illnesses.

Just when I thought I could move on another shock came and it's probably killed me mentally and emotionally. I don't really want to get personal with anyone anymore and although I don't feel at all suicidal, it's more of a boring existence.

>>10323717
That would be romantic if you were attractive and female.

>>10323847
I see. There was someone who detailed a story somewhat like yours a while back, which is why I inquired. Though I believe he's no longer with us.

>>10323899
I'm a small cute boy.

>>10323930
Why couldnt you be a small cute girl anon.

>>10323954
I wish I was, trust me.

>>10323930
Do you look good in a skirt? or a maid outfit?

If there's one thing I hate more than whiny self loathing neets it's the whiny self loathing neets trying to be poetic.

>>10323968
I'll know soon enough I hope!

>>10323971

Why do you hate NEETS?
They do not mean any harm.
Please do not bully.

>>10323981
Shut the fuck up.

>>10323987
You call that a poem?

>>10323995
I told you to shut the fuck up.

>>10324006
Please just leave us be. I'm getting upset please stop.

>>10323909
My mother refuses to work and prefers to spend her time fucking married men and taking acting jobs, living off insurance money and inheritance. My stepfather is dead. My little half siblings are approaching college age. Although I just work overnights at a quiet gas station, I'm the only one in my family with income. So killing myself isn't really an option, I guess. My sister would kill herself and my brother would go mute again and my mother would start using him as her servant, instead of me. To spare them that, I've stayed.

Duty is a pretty strong chain around my neck, but I've reached a point where nothing bothers me anymore. There's serenity in accepting your place at the bottom of the barrel. Getting upset only makes it harder to survive.

Once my sibs are in the clear, though - in a decade or so - I'll probably vanish.

>>10324014
If I tell you to do something I expect you to follow. Bad /jp/sies who don't listen get bullied. This is the last time I'll tell you to shut the fuck up and I swear to god if you give me lip one more time may god have mercy on my soul for what I will do to you.

>>10324032
Wah! What are we gonna do?

>>10324032
Shut the FUCK up nerd.

>>10324032
Do this.
*whips out dick*

>>10324032
Cute.

>>10324032
Whats it like being autistic

>>10324037
>>10324039
>>10324053
>>10324054
>>10324059
I WAS ONLY TELLING ONE PERSON TO SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU ALL REPLYING TO ME HUH??

>>10324070
you try to mess with one of us you have to get through the rest of us first.

This is your final warning: NO BULLYING!!!

>>10324070
i want you to dominate me ass

>>10324070
You fuck with them, you fuck with me, got it, shitlord?

>>10324082
Oh is that what you think? Well it doesn't matter what you think in that sub amoeba quadruple digit negative IQ half atom brain in your thick gorrillangutan skull (capable of deflecting a 20mm round) because you are so fucking stupid. But despite you being so fucking stupid there's still some people more stupid than you, you know who it is fuckskull? Just two people, your mom and your dad. I will rape you to death and mount your big stupid fucking beast skull above my fireplace.

>>10324093
Talk is cheap, shithead.

>>10324096
Your mom is cheap, you fucking loser.

>>10324093
HAHA there's no such thing as a gorillangutan you dumb bitch.

>>10324099

>>10324104
Don't fucking reply to your own posts to make yourself look cool, dickmobile.

>>10324100
There wasn't one till your ugly stupid dad fucked your whore mom and gave birth to you, shitcake.

>>10324110
What does his existence have to do with the existence of a gorillangutan?

>>10324110
It would be impossible for a gorilla and an orangutan to produce a child together. Nice try though.

>>10324099
I never knew how little I had to try to get you riled up.

If you're going to make jokes, at least make them creative. Why does everything revolve around fugging moms? Remember those "salami licker" images? Those were creative. And people constantly made new edits.

But let's go back to NEETdom for a second. On a three point scale, how close are you to suicide?

2/3 for me.

>>10324118
I came here to laugh at your face, loser.

>>10324120
Kill yourself already.

>>10324120
The prostate god one was objectively the best and if you disagree with me, you don't know shit about anything.

>>10324120
why three point scale?
Is there individual stages, or can I just scale from a out of 10 scale?

If someone really, really good happens in your life, is it normal to just repeat the events over and over and over in your head?

When ever I'm sad I just repeat the events I'm talking about, and when I'm trying to sleep thats what I dream about.

>>10324127
He originally worked it out to roughly 66.6/100, but he simplified the fraction.

2 more replies till this shit thread finally starts falling off.

>>10324144
And done.

>>10324144
Sick.

>>10324120
1/3. I still have hopes for a better future, but doubt is creeping up. Give it a few more years.

>>10324129
I understand you, and yes. Whenever I did something that somebody praised me for, I could not stop thinking about it for days. I would get lost in pleasure to the point where I wouldn't pay attention to my surroundings for days.

How do you stay in shape?

>>10324168
By not exceeding 1200 calories a day. I haven't exercised in a year and I am still 135 pounds with a height of 6'2.

>>10324168
I masturbate ten times a day.

-flex-

>>10324172
How are your reaction times?

>>10324168

I'm not particularly healthy, I'm underweight. I eat once every day or two days, and only drink water.

>>10324180
Has your brain processing power slowed down from malnourishment?

>>10324175
Um, I'm not sure. How does this have to do with what I said?

>>10324165
I had a really really really nice time with someone, and all I can think about is the person, and what we did. I'm glad I'm not depressed, but I feel like I'm being weird.

>>10324187
Cute post.

>>10324184
Maybe. I'm not sure. Though, if it has, it should be blamed on how irresponsibly I take care of myself as a NEET. I never go outside, never stretch/exercise, usually stressed out and angry, and sit on imageboards the whole day. Do that for a few years and your mind will start to feel very foggy as mine does right now.

>>10324187
No, it's not weird at all. Do NOT say it's weird. Thanks.

>>10324204
I thought it was kinda weird.

>>10324209
Stop thinking that it is.

>>10324204
Sorry, I'm very mean to myself. I'm glad I have something to comfort me, and I hope we make more memories in the future too.
>>10324209
Sorry

>>10324226
Please don't be mean to yourself

The Australian welfare state is truly a wonderful thing,i got a crooked doctor to say my mom requires constant care.I have automated pretty much all of her care to not involve me at all and simply collect my stipend every two weeks.

Living it up with carefree days and the time to pursue all my hobbies and passions is the best goddam thing i could hope for in this society.

>317 replies
>ctrl+f 'autism'
>0 hits

You guys are getting pretty good at hiding your illegal exploitation of the Social Security Disability system, i'm impressed. But you're still going to fall victim to the Streisand effect.

>>10324255
Kill yourself.

>>10324257
Your anger only proves my point.

>>10324257
Please stop bullying

>>10324226
I even have an image that I look at and it just makes me feel nice and warm inside. I can just stare at it for hours, and think about everything. It's so nice to have a comfort zone, I was so suicidal and lonely before.

>>10324268
Grow thicker skin faggot, this is how its always been with undesirables. Especially like that idiot coming in here with his retarded "greentext."

>>10324255
No bullying please.

>>10324275
You quoted the word "Greentext" but it does not exist in this thread prior to you using it.

Who are you quoting?

I live with my parents. They pay for my food and cigarettes. I have 3 herniated discs in my neck from an accident that I may or may not be receiving money from so I sort of have an excuse.

>>10324278
I'm stating objective facts, not "bullying" or whatever you call it. Any trend or movement supported on public internet forums will invariably come to public attention and scrutiny.

Approximately what % of NEETs are on Social Security Disability / AutismBux?

>>10324168
By sitting on my ass all day and not exercising in over 5 years.

>>10324272
Who is this person?

>>10324168
I don't.

>>10324285
No, you're just acting like a stuck up douche bag that somehow came to the conclusion that people care about his opinion.

>>10324168
I'm not really in shape right now but I stop myself from getting fat by taking ritalin and adderall, which gets rid of my appetite. This also helps out on my budget because I have to buy less food, and the pills are covered by fair pharmacare.

>>10324303
I just hope you've internalized the fact that you're going to have to either get a (shitty) job or, more likely, kill yourself, when your autismbux handouts get killed off.

I don't want it to come as a big shock to you anon. Just like someone with a terminal disease needs to know their life is limited.

I've gotta pee but there are no piss receptacles in my room. This sucks.

>>10324320
Piss straight up and try to get it in your mouth, you fucking pig.

>>10324315
Yes, because everyone was lacking the intelligence to piece together that they are dead the moment their parents and government stop providing them financial support.

Really, I just see you posting what you're posting as a way to bully people. All the information that you are giving is already well-known to every NEET on this board.

>>10324307
I'd rather not say, sorry.

>>10324323
False alarm. I found an empty popcorn tin.

I had a wet dream last night, it was a gay one which I hadn't had in a couple years.

>>10325748
We can continue our discussion here, if you want.

I'm going to show you how to turn it up a notch.

>>10326054
How? Still waiting.

NSJ is bullying again

so canada doesnt get autismbux?

>>10319052

I don't. Not yet, at least. Before I knew about the "uncle Remus guide", I had already heard from someone else about going to the emergency room, saying I feel suicidal and going from there. I did so, they put me in the looney bin for about a week, let me out with some dates to go a place called "South Community".

Now, I knew little about this because my friend had been put into a program called Crisis Care and know has housing that's paid for and other benefits. I've been to South Community, was given appointments for a psychiatrist and a case worker.

Been to the psych, was given more meds and another app to see him again the twenty second. But my case worker keeps putting off the date. I'll be seeing her the seventeenth. But I have no idea what to expect. I honestly have PTSD and I'm pretty sure I have autism but I have no idea how to get diagnosed or prove this before then.

Either way, it's impossible for me to work in the condition my mind's in. Severe anxiety, depression, I have fits,sensory problems, all that jazz..

Is there something I need to know to be sure I secure getting SSI/disability and housing and what not? /jp/ is the only place I've seen that may be able to help.

>>10319715
>I get this fear that if I do anything I enjoy, then I wasted my time because I could have done something important. But when I think like that I end up doing nothing at all. It's not a good feeling.


Oh shit dude, I have the exact same feeling everyday. At least we're not alone in that. It's terrible.
I'm on /jp/ right now because studying programming is too hard for me, so I'm putting it off in hopes that when I come back, I'll have a better chance of tackling the problem.