/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Happy New Year.

Sato being kawaii as fuck

happy new year!

Think of all of the exciting things that you are going to do in this new year, Jaypee.

>>10295116
Her nose looks gigantic.
Did they forget to shop it smaller?

>>10295120
JunJun has always had a wide nose.

>>10295143
Her face looks better when she's not in Auschwitz mode.
She has to accept her naturally round physique.

>>10295159
I agree. As I said before in other threads, though, I think she has some major body image issues.

happy new year!

>>10295181
She looks like a teddy bear :3

She seems like she was a little heavier while filming this drama/comedy TV show.

Ayaya is getting married to w-inds singer Keita Tachibana?

http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/p-et-tp0-20130101-1066801.html

>>10288053

I'm inclined to disagree.

>>10295312

Happy new year /jp/!

Looks like I'll be spending the night with you, Jaypee.

Why is Captain so erotic?

>>10295116
Damn, does she look undernourished or it's just my imagination?

>>10295534
Those starving people in China your mother always talked about when you didn't finish your plate at dinner? Right here, 同志。

>>10295534
No, I think she looks undernourished too.
She went beyond thin.

>>10295572
Oh god. someone please feed that poor girl!
I don't understand. She had some meat on her bones while she was an idol and now she decides to become anorexic?

>>10295609
My guess is China's entertainment industry is a whole different animal from Japan's. You know how undervalued women are in China? Maybe she has to be "Chinese perfect," in order to keep getting jobs.
In Japan, you can be a fat fuck like Zukki and still get jobs, but maybe in China they only want to see "perfect," people on TV.

>>10295635
What is Jun doing now?
Back then she was a little chubby for an idol but now she looks like a zombie. I wouldn't hire her.

>>10295646
She's actually really successful in China. Just recently she finished up a TV drama/comedy and right now she is filming a new drama. Plus she is a regular on a few beauty tip shows.

>>10295676
Really? Going on camera looking like that?

>Just recently she finished up a TV drama/comedy
Any link to more info or torrents?

>>10295635
Goddammit. Fuckin zukki.

>>10295691
Some fag has translated the 1st episode. There are 13 episodes I think. But it looks like it's just one guy translating it so it seems to be taking a while.

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=53975

>>10295727
Thanks for the link.

Is the show any good? Or it's yet another mass produced Chinese sitcom attempt?

>>10295775
I thought the first episode was okay. It's probably a little slow because it has to set up all the characters and the background.
I watched the 2nd episode raw and that's when all of the characters try to move into the apartment. But for some reason they have to do like a talent show for the lady renting it out. Seems like a strange show.

>>10295262
>>10295262
>>10295262
This post is a screencap of her in part of the show, by the way.

Besides watching the girls come out all sweaty after their performance, what I find most interesting in this kind of footage is watching what's going on behind whoever the camera's focusing on.

I get to see idols not constantly putting up a fake smile and just looking bored or awkward, who hangs out with who and other shit I normally wouldn't notice.

All this just to fill the void of not having a proper H!P show anymore.

Have you ever cried while shooting pictures for your new photobook, jaypee?

It came from the corner of her eye, so it isn't sweat.

>>10295906
Yeah that's why dvd magazines are so rad.

And then there's this person.

>>10296063
I wonder what Airi does for fun.

>>10295832
Could I ask for your raw source too?

Morning Musume - Stacy's Girls' Re-killing Theater (subbed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plox_ZwNpL4

>>10296187
http://www.mediafire.com/?9qkonasutpk8i

>>10296203
Sweet. Thanks.

I hope your having a good time with all of your family and friends, Jaypee.

Happy new year

Happy new year!

>>10296543
Me with the forehead haircut in the background.

I'd like to know what you think


Best MV of 2012?

Best song of 2012?

Best h!p of 2012?

Better or worse than 2011?

>>10296815
1. Loving you too much
2. chou happy song
3. cute
4. overall better except for smileage

OK. This is bad. And I mean real bad. Cheesy, predictable, badly placed laughter tracks, overacted and full of cliches. In other words, your typical Chinese sitcom attempt.

However, I had a few laughs from its cheesiness and I got to see Jun dancing around so I'll continue watching it. The story is really bad though, I'm not not kidding. And the bad English subs certainly don't help.

>>10295635
She wasn't fat.
She just has a very round fat looking face.
If you looked at her body, could could see that she had normal weight.

Now she doesn't look better. Instead of full, her face looks gaunt and ill.
I don't get people.

Koyu Beam!!!

>>10297583
>>10297588
Can I watch that video online somewhere?

>>10296815
>Best MV of 2012?
Choto Matte Kudasai
>Best song of 2012?
Pyoko Ultra
>Best h!p of 2012?
Airi
>Better or worse than 2011?
Worse, 2011 had Please Miniskirt Postwoman, Sekaiichi Happy na onna no ko, Momoiro Sparkling and unchouten love. Pyoko Ultra is the only song from 2012 that I enjoyed on that level

Chinami.

>>10297657
Momoko was my favorite Berryz when I first became interested in H!P back in ~2004, but now she has become so irritating that I can't stand her. It's like they tried to prevent her look or voice from growing up at all (unlike the rest of Berryz) and it's not fair because I used to love her and now I hate her and it makes me sad.

...buuut, Nyan Taisou whateverthehell was cute...for a short time.

>>10296815
Best MV of 2012?
Cha cha sing.
Best song of 2012?
Chou Happy Song, though since it's technically not new, I guess One Two Three then.
Best h!p of 2012?
Fukumura Mizuki because she surprised me with how much she didn't suck and is actually cute.
Better or worse than 2011?
mm...better I guess?

>>10296815
>Best MV
I really enjoyed One Two Three because everyone (except Suzuki) looked great
>Best Song
The Manterou Show
>Best of H!P
Risa
>Better or Worse
I think this year has been quite good to be honest.

>>10297796
>I really hate momusu :I but I can't hate the girls, they can sing and dance pretty well and it's not their fault anyway, but it's like "three girls and the rest" :I it's not fair, I like the girl in pink with short hair, I think her name is Hikaru or something like that, I wish she had a Solo, maybe someday

Is this you? You sound just as pathetic.

Name that Pokemon!

>>10297812
>Best MV of 2012?
Wakuteka Take a Chance. I just really love the choreography.
>Best song of 2012?
Just going by playcount I'd say One Two Three.
>Best h!p of 2012?
Best group, Momu. It was a great year for my girls. And Niigaki was my favorite performer.
>Better or worse than 2011?
Worse despite it being a milestone year for Morning Musume. The 2011 Smileage was better than the 2012 musumes. I think I'm always going to a little buttpained about Yuuka leaving.

>>10296815
>Best MV of 2012?
Wakuteka Take a Chance. I just really love the choreography.
>Best song of 2012?
Just going by playcount I'd say One Two Three.
>Best h!p of 2012?
Best group, Momu. It was a great year for my girls. And Niigaki was my favorite performer.
>Better or worse than 2011?
Worse despite it being a milestone year for Morning Musume. The 2011 Smileage was better than the 2012 musumes. I think I'm always going to a little buttpained about Yuuka leaving.

>>10297991
And then there's this one guy who can't get over a one youtube comment made by some 14 year old girl.

>>10298249

I'm sorry anon. If I knew that he will be posting this shit in every thread, I wouldn't post it here in the first place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMzWtGSZEQ

Why can't Tsunku write good songs anymore?

>>10298578

He's used up all of his creativity and is getting old.

>>10298553
Lewd feet.

You're a fan of mine aren't you, jaypee?

>>10298792
Indeed. May I lick your soles?

>>10298819
Good. If you weren't my fan, I just don't think I'd be able to control myself.

>>10298828
Well, that was creepy.

>>10298578
Does anyone really like the ballads? Is that really what people are looking for when they listen to hp?
The second I realise im not getting cute, upbeat and slightly hysteric I lose all interest

>>10298834

I hope that they'll never fall into idea to change her eyelids.

>>10298834
Which Hello!Project would you want to keep you tied up in her basement in order for her to show her "love,"?

>>10298841
I prefer the hyper-cute bubble gum pop. But there have been plenty of great tracks that don't fit into that category. When I know the songs are being performed by girls I love it makes me like them more.

>>10298030
pikachu?

>>10298841
I like that song because it just so nicely arranged. Don't really care about the genre.
When I hear the new shit like Want!, Take a Chance, Help me!, it makes me wonder how the quality can drop so much.

>>10298881
the quality dropped when tsunku switched from cubase to pro tools.

>>10297991
No, that's not me, and you're kind of a dick dude. Momoko must be your fave otherwise you wouldn't be so fucking buttmad.

>>10299870
not the fag you talk to, But you do sound like a 14 years old girl, so GTFO.

Tegami - Tasaki Asahi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrDTH2KxeXg

>>10300600
so is she really gonna be H!P's new soloist or just another Up-Front artist?

>>10300196
God damn you newbreed Hello!Pro fags are fucking unbearable.

Daaishi turns 16 on the 7th of January. What would you give her if you could? I already plan to give her the D so your gift should be something else.

Momochi tree.

>>10301705
Momotree.

>>10301409
You can try, but she will just stare at you and laugh.

>>10300752
You're completely clueless and write like a teenage girl and it's others that are unbearable?
Go back to H!O.

What's her secret ingredient?

>>10302620
That triple of goodness

http://ody-inc.com/release/2012/12/hello-project.html

Sato Masaki will be pulled out because of high fever and poor body condition.

get well soon precious!

>>10302647
Poor Maachan. She's really grown on me in the last few months.

Why are collarbones so sexual?

Kikkawa You - Sekai-juu ni Kimi wa Hitori Dake, 5,903 views. (Published on Dec 29, 2012)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ12TKyESmo

Tasaki Asahi - Tegami, 5,712 views. (Published on Dec 31, 2012)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrDTH2KxeXg

>>10303001
What does this mean?

Here's a tip. When you watch MM DVD magazine 39, skip the first 15 minutes.

It is dedicated to what The Fat One does best, eating. The Fat One takes up this portion of the DVD and makes it unbearable.

If you had access to Eri-pon's navel, what would you do?

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva!

http://mantan-web.jp/2013/01/02/20130102dog00m200013000c.html

>>10303168
I would try to smell it just to see if it smells like shit like normal people belly buttons

>>10302712
well at least she's not dying. I hope she recovers soon

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhL7hCuGuP4

http://www.crank-in.net/entertainment/news/22409/gallery/

>>10303168
sup tixy lix from it.

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva! 13-01-02 Tokyo

http://www.mediafire.com/?dmm8b9echaahkez

>>10303572
just an audio recording?

>>10303771
No, it's a 161mb DVD rip in .mp3 format.

>>10303868
so.. it's still just audio?

>>10304106
It is actually a .tff file

>>10303168
Someone say navels?

>>10304218
>>10303168
Whoa whoa whoa
When did this become a softcore porn thread. Such lewdness should not be tolerated here.

>>10304218
Wait, why does this have two parts missing but Zukki still intact?

What kind of dildos does Maimi prefer to pleasure herself with?

>>10305038
Maimii doesn't know what masturbation is, sillygoose.

Maimi just uses her favorite toy: Airi!

>>10305233
Yeah, I quess those old businessmen seduce her enough so there's no need to masturbate anymore.

>>10305440
Ｉ’ｍ　ｎｏｔ　ｓｕｒｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｅｘｃｌａｍａｔｉｏｎ　ｐｏｉｎｔ　ｗａｓ　ｅｎｔｉｒｅｌｙ　ｎｅｃｅｓｓａｒｙ．　Ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ　ａｔ　ａ　4　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｎｅｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａｔ ａ　1　ｏｒ　ｂｅｌｏｗ．

MAiDiGiTV - Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva! 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPcQVK9zEeE

>>10303771
Yes.

>>10303050

>>10305843
At least Aibon still looked cute while fat. Zukki is just an animal that needs to be put down.

>>10305590
So is this Asahi girl a new h!p soloist or what? She looks and sounds great live. I might have developed an interest in her armpits.

>>10306111

>>10306406

I just realized that samui ne is actually a pretty good song, I just couldn't hear it at first because the video fits so bad it actually makes the song sound worse
The costumes they were given for it are just trashy

I wonder if they are good at chess.

>>10306595
Why do they need measuring tape to play chess?

>>10306616
Notice that Maimi is showing her preferred girth size.

Girls News Hello! Project
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwd8yu

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Viva! footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FAAFQMHxP0

>>10307275
She looks distressed.

>>10307275
Holy crap, is she looking at him as if she wants to love and do lewd things to him? If so than a gaijin like me would be able to bag an AKB-- member easily

>>10306616
He doesn't even know what the tape measure is for.

Daishii so cute.

That collar is scary.

>>10309014
i see they enjoyed their secret shopping trip to korea.

>>10309281
you can see the sadness and frustration in her face.

>>10307767
Then tell me what it is used for, Mr. Man.

>>10309288
Man, Japs really love having text on their screen.

Thanks for watching the kids for the weekend, Jaypee. There are Pizza Rolls™ and Lunchables™ in the fridge if the kids get hungry.

More photobooks should include open mouth shots and down throat shots.

>>10309840

Now, I'm hungry. Those are some delicious foods..... under the table.

>>10310941
The sweets are on top of the table, silly. There's nothing under the table except Berryz feetses.

>>10310996
Would you captain your Captain?

>>10311020
O Captain! My Captain!

Why is Captain so sexual?

>>10312042
There's nothing sexual about her. Your twisted mind is making things up again.

Is non-symmetrical eye positioning detrimental to a person's vision?

>>10312090
the brain can adapt to lenses that flip your vision, so she's fine

Racist feet.

>>10312150
Japan for Japan people ONLY.

>>10312150
>>10312166
I want to ram my gaijin cock into her. Violently.

>>10312182
Go HOMU waito piggu. Japan idol for Japan only.

>>10312220
We'll see if you're able to say that again after a week of severe full-day dickings.

>>10312150
>>10312166
Is she known for being racist or are you just saying that?

either way I wish to sniff and lick her feet.

>>10312534
She's known for it.
When asked what would you say to a foreigner, she replied "I don't like foreigners" or some shit like that.

>>10312621
Hmm, that makes her more sexually appealing now.

I wish she would dominate me and call me a disgusting gaijin while doing various femdom things to me.

>>10312644
Dude, you're weird. The normal reaction is to want to give her big gaijin cock until she likes it.

>>10312534
Maybe her dad is one of those right wing people.

>>10314189
Japan is really nice, isn't it.

>>10314278
Funny how they are still so nationalistic despite having been America's bitch for nearly seven decades.

♪ One of these things are not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong. ♪

♪ One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong. ♪

>>10314359
Also, the serial killer has an outie belly button.

>>10314312
Well "they" being that singular person in the picture yes. But I am glad they are nationalistic. There need to be more people in japan like her. I hope this will inspire otakus who watch her to be like that.

>>10314359
well done for spotting the zainichi.

>>10314359

>>10314627
She shits on everything I love and she knows it.

>>10314359

>>10314678
it's called the "Suzuki knowing face"

>>10314705

>>10314765
perfect lineup tbh

Hey, perfect timing.

I havent been into the whole MM thing for years now, and now I get back everyone I cared about is gone!!!

Have Eri/Ai/Gaki been up to anything? (I downloaded the cover albums they did)

I don't even know anyone in this lineup aside from Reina and Sayumi.

>>10314705
>>10314765
It's beautiful. Too bad Tsunku seems to be on a mission to fuck up everything he can.

>>10314862
Can anyone give me a brief bit of info on each new MM girl?

Just a sentence or two. Thanks.

You want an end year list?

>Worst MV
Help me!
>Worst song
Wakuteka take a Chance
>Worst H!P
Ikubo Haruna, no doubt
>Better or worse than 2011
Worse, obviously
>Better or worse than 2013
Have you heard the new Berryz and C-ute singles? This fucking year looks horrible so far, even worse. Only a graduation en masse could save it.

>>10314894
>Bad singles
>Suggests graduations
I don't understand what that has to do with the members.

>>10314894
Also, I'd say wktk was decent compared to Never gonna stop.

>>10314894
Confirmed for shit taste and shittier opinions

Hello! Project Live Winter 2013 Bravo! 13-01-04 Tokyo

http://www.mediafire.com/?bjvhfuodp9078tc
http://www.mediafire.com/?6qatcsw88m9nnd3

>>10314883
Fukumura Mizuki - Moonface, no personality.
Ikuta Erina - Wota-Musume, annoying.
Sayashi Riho - RihoRiho, cute & talented.
Suzuki Kanon - The Fat One, fat.
Iikubo Haruna - Brown Musume, cute, crybaby, lacks talent.
Ishida Ayumi - Serial Killer Musume, has done nothing to stand out at all so I can't even describe her.
Sato Masaki - Has done nothing, but still cute.
Kudo Haruka - Little Boy Musume, no real problems here.
Oda Sakura - New Girl Musume, seems cute, still developing character.

My opinions.

>>10315016
Thank you.

>>10314894

Don't worry for >>10314918 , he's just describing himself. You nailed the list.

>>10315035
is kamei still alive? when was her last confirmed sighting? do you miss eric kamezou as much as i do?

>>10315043
>he's just describing himself
What are you, 12?

>>10315016
>>10315035

Fixing it according to mine.

Fukumura Mizuki - Moonface, no personality, the hulk figure.
Ikuta Erina - If /jp/ was a musume
Sayashi Riho - Rebecca Black
Suzuki Kanon - The Universe.
Iikubo Haruna - Crybaby, lacks talent.
Ishida Ayumi - Serial Killer Musume, best dancer.
Sato Masaki - Has done nothing, but still cute.
Kudo Haruka - Little Boy Musume, Satan Reincarnated, real problems here.
Oda Sakura - New Girl Musume, seems cute, still developing character.

>>10315100
>>10315016

Fixing it according to mine.

Fukumura Mizuki - Wouldn't fuck, too huge.
Ikuta Erina - Would fuck but that would be quick one.
Sayashi Riho - Would fuck, but damn these hips-schoulders ratio.
Suzuki Kanon - Wouldn't fuck, too huge.
Iikubo Haruna - Wouldn't fuck, don't like her face.
Ishida Ayumi - Serial Killer Musume, definitely would fuck, best figure, dat abs.
Sato Masaki - Has done nothing, but still would fuck. Cute.
Kudo Haruka - Little Boy Musume, would fuck.
Oda Sakura - New Girl Musume, would fuck for pleasure of cumming inside.

>>10315091

Yup, 12 y/o little girls are common around here. Sorry for hitting a nerve ojii-san. Try to not get upset too much or you'll get bald faster.

>>10315128

>>10315084
>is kamei still alive?
Yes
>when was her last confirmed sighting?
see gif *she appears on other peoples blogs etc.. but nothing solo
>do you miss eric kamezou as much as i do?
Eri/Ai and Gaki were the only things I cared about.

>>10315128
>>10315100
Why "Serial Killer Musume?"

>>10315205
Because she has dead eyes like Kaori, I'm guessing.

>>10315205

also see >>10298828

The problem is I only focus on their songs and MVs because it's literally the ONLY thing they do.

Every time I see them they're either singing and dancing, rehearsing for sing and dance or picking up fucking vegetables. They don't do any variety anymore so the songs are the only thing left to talk about.

>>10315312
When I was into MM I didnt listen to the songs AT ALL.

I just liked watching them on shows and clips etc...

>>10315201
Who in the world wipes their tear eyes like that.

I just fist up my hand and grind that sucker in.

>>10315319
It probably has something to do with not fucking up her make-up.

>>10315340
I'd say just get a nice bog wipe all over her face. I love girls with teary eyes and messed up make up.

>>10315340
is that a trap?

>>10315371
Don't recognize Chinami pits? For shame.

>>10315383
I'm not knowledgeable about idles, at all. I'm just a passer who happened to see an attractive picture.

I now see it's a girl. I quite like her sporty look and flat chest, can you give me a website where I can see more of chinami and her delicious pits.

Sorry if that is asking too much

>>10315402
Please head this way: http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=picapp&CODE=regular&do=&picboard=10&entered_tag=Tokunaga+Chinami%2C+&size=0&uploader=%28any+uploader%29

>>10315415
Thank you very much

>>10314883
Fukumura Mizuki - Moonface, no personality, but pretty af.
Ikuta Erina - Wota-Musume, annoying when its about Risa. Still cute though
Sayashi Riho - currently MM's "ace"
Suzuki Kanon - The Fat One, fat. FAT
Iikubo Haruna - Brown Musume, cute, needs more improvement but is getting there. likes Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
Ishida Ayumi - Serial Killer Musume, creepy ass smile with distracting brown eyes. MM's dancing machine
Sato Masaki - Cute little bugger that's knows how to play drums, piano, and can ride horseback. apparently has perfect pitch too.
Kudo Haruka - Shota Musume. Husky voice
Oda Sakura - New Girl Musume, seems cute, still developing character. Power house voice

我在右边。

>types fukumura mizuki on google
>first suggestion that comes up is "fukumura mizuki height"
ワロタ

熊猫李纯

>>10315621
>how should I feel when junjun got a new boyfriend when I am not a panda wota?

Good for her, though

>>10315865
That's actually her childhood friend who I assume is a faggot.

>>10315621
gd that fag has such a punchable face

>>10315881
>>10315865

Whoever he is, I think that JunJun would rather have some big, masculine boyfriend who would be able to show here how is it to be a little girl.

This faggot probably wear cute dresses when nobody's watching.

I wonder what the racist idol butt smells like. I wish she could sit on my face whilst she says I am not even fit to serve as her gaijin toilet.

>>10315911
Well, JunJun says the he,"writes so many good songs," so he's probably one of those artsy fartsy types. Plus I think he has an ear piercing in that picture. Add in the fact that he's wearing those glasses it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he is a faggot.

Shit my mistake, guys. The dude said it is their "100th day of having you,". It IS her boyfriend. Plus all of the commenter on that post are saying, "Best wishes, JunJun," and "I'm sure he'll treat you right,".

>>10315994
No wonder she's to thin, must be all the STD's.

>>10315994
In the past JunJun said they were just friends but I guess not now.

Guys, my world is crashing down around me. wat do.

>>10316056
Move on, she's not worth it.

懶婦

>>10316109
just fell down some stairs thats all

>>10316109
>>10316109

I can't believe she would be with such a huge faggot.

http://www.weibo.com/bernard24

>>10316155
LINK DOESNT WORK THA FUCKING FAGGOT

>>10316155
>no dope no hope

>>10316177
Works for me, maybe you should learn how to internet.

>>10316198
>>10316198
probably my browser

so who is that guy anyway?

>>10316214

Faggot.

>>10316214
Looks to be a singer in a band. Guy in middle is him, I think.

>>10316237
weibo link won't work for me either, what's the actual post on his blog about them?

>>10316237

Hey /jp/, name my band.

>>10316237
He also writes songs for other artists.

>>10316206

probably your brain

>>10316253
The Faggots

>>10316263

>>10316257
http://baike.soso.com/v756891.htm

He wrote a lot of songs for S.H.E., a pretty popular Taiwanese girl band.

>>10316311
>Taiwanese
How come he's not executed yet?

>>10316248
After @郑楠bernard is the dude talking to JunJun. He says," This is the 102 day of having you. I'm really happy,".

>>10316361
>jesus christ

>>10316361
wow, he must be the asian equivalent of john

>>10316407
I was actually thinking about posting the John pasta with the couple picture to befuddle some people. That was when I still thought they were friends, but now I know HE IS THE JOHN.

>>10316421
She even baked him a motherfucking CAKE.

>>10316421
how does it feel like there's someone else and not you that sees this everyday jaypee?

How does Jaypee feel about JunJun now that she has perpetually cumstained armpits because of her boyfriend?

>>10316887
I don't care, I just wish you hadn't capped this thread with so many useless images of her and her pimp.

>>10317026
Oh man, now we'll just have to have another thread.

Please contain your autism.

>>10316978
Her face looks very fat, but her body doesn't.
I wonder what her body looks like now that her face looks anorexic.

>>10316978
what debauched things would she do for a banana /jp/?

>>10319434
She can just ask her boyfriend to buy her one.

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