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10304069 No.10304069 [Reply] [Original]

Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife, to live in the holy estate of matrimony?

>> No.10304075

Nope.

>> No.10304076

Maybe.

>> No.10304078

no

>> No.10304080

Fuck no, look at how old she is.

>> No.10304079

>>10304069
Yes!!!

>> No.10304082

yukari pls

>> No.10304087

>>10304069
I love Yukari but I don't know if getting married to her would do both of us any good. I'm just a weak, sickly human. I can't even produce her any children, or do any housework. I'm not even that smart. I'd most likely bore her and be a burden, or tire out and break down completely from trying to be useful in some way.

>> No.10304091

>>10304087
She can fix all your problems because boundaries.

>> No.10304110
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10304110

Yukari is one of the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo, if not the most

She can bend the fabric of reality itself and in her insane lifespan she's experienced more than you could ever imagine. She is more or less a goddess.

Your assumption that lady Yukari has any need for "marriage" and other pathetic human inventions is misguided

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10304122

>>10304069
NO.

>> No.10304131

I do.

>> No.10304134
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>>10304087
just look at that beta faggot

>> No.10304133

If I say no would she manipulate boundaries to make it yes?

>> No.10304135

>>10304110
Maybe she doesn't need, but she could want it, sperglord.
She can do whatever the fuck she wants

>> No.10304142
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10304142

Yukari is a little too much for me.

>> No.10304150
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>>10304135

Not likely. But sure okay.

>> No.10304194

I don't know about marriage, but I think trying to kill her would be exciting.

>> No.10304208

>>10304069
>to live in the holy estate of matrimony?
I read that as matriarchy and now I'm terrified

>> No.10304214

>>10304208
Now I'm aroused.

>> No.10304234

>>10304069

Uhhh, no. Look at all the men she's gapped and fucked. Think of all the STD's you'll get from sleeping with her!

>> No.10304248

>>10304234
The only STD you'll be getting is love.

>> No.10304251

I'm not man enough for a woman like Yukari

>> No.10304297

That picture makes it so tempting...but...do I love Yukari? I don't think so...

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10304304

Sorry, no. My heart belongs to another.
Always and forever.

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>>10304304
You're a good person anon. Never leave her side.

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