/jp/ - Otaku Culture

neet thread?
neet thread
animayan
vidyan
vnan
floor shittan

get in here hikki bros

neets dont have to time play videogames, quer.

Is this the Officially Sanctioned NEET Thread™?

I've mostly been masturbating and playing video games. It's pretty great.

Hey guy from the last thread who wanted people to e-mail him, how come you haven't responded to me?

>>10288756
I sent him a email asking if he wanted to play a videogame or something and he hasn't responded.

How do I become NEET?

I was playing some video games, then I fapped, then I fapped again and watched anime. Anime made me feel kinda meh but soon I won't be feeling anything anyway.

NEETs who live with their parents are the funniest things I have ever seen.

Shame you will never have enough money to move out. Find a job.

How do you guys manages to get internet? I am visiting my parents, so right now I am using their connection, but I am trying to devise a more long-term solution.

Housing, food, heat, all the little necessities and niceties are taken care of due to autism programs, but I haven't nailed down my intertubes situation yet.

>>10288809
It is the easiest thing in the world. Just don't work or go to any kind of school.

>>10288828
Why the hell would I want to move out?

>>10288828
People with jobs are the funniest things I have ever seen.

Shame you will never have enough time to enjoy your money. Quit your job.

>>10288828
What do you think about employed people who live with their parents due to high housing costs?

>>10288844
"The government should use guns and take from productive members of society and give to people who contribute nothing."

Image summarized.

>>10288844
He's the same moron that said political parties would disappear by 2000. Nice.

>>10288852
It's really depressing how little you can earn with part-time jobs. I wish I could get half the money and just work 20 hours a week.

>>10288893
That's why you get full time jobs. Plus you get health care benefits, so you don't have to worry about that. Part time is only worth it for working your way to getting a full time position. Otherwise, you might as well be unemployed, it's not worth anything.

>>10288852

Paid holiday, evenings and weekends are enough.

I'm gonna go to the gun shop with my mom in 2 weeks and buy a .22 caliber rifle.

I agree. The most depressing thing about work is the insane amount of it you have to do just to survive. And that's even if you cut your expenses to a minimum. I don't know. I think it shouldn't be this hard.

Where my disabled NEETs at?

I would definitely move out if I could but I can't even drive with the meds I'm on.

>>10288930
We have an insane amount of leisure time compared to previous periods in history. When you do work, the work is so easy, it might as well be also free time. I've played MMOs that are more tedious and repetitive than actual jobs.

>>10288951

Sounds to me like you're swallowing your disability by choice everyday.

>>10288957
I have chronic migraines so I probably shouldn't be driving anyway.

They happen almost every day.

>>10288953
Why are you in this thread?

>>10288984
It was the only thread on /jp/ which I had something relevant to add.

>>10288974
You are cute. Are you a girl

>>10288832

If you're on windows, download inssider, and check to see all your nearby wireless networks, check if there using WEP or WPA2, and check the brand of router their using.

Now try all the default passswords for those routers, not even kidding, a lot of time they're password, admin, or administator. http://www.routerpasswords.com/

If none of them work or you're trying to connect to a closer network. Install backtrack either on a VM or for real, then use reaver for WPA2 cracking, and look up a tutorial for WEP cracking. (WEP is easier to crack, if they have a long/good WPA2 password, you're just not cracking it unless you have a ton of processing power)

What should I make for dinner?

>>10288953
Working 9-5 for 5 days of the week and including all the time I need to actually get to work and back again is enough to make me constantly tired, even though I'm just pushing papers all day. Sunday is OK I guess, but that to me is a really bad trade-off for wanting to kill yourself for 6 days.

>>10289008
You don't have the same thing every day?

Are you doing things for the sake of doing them, or are you working towards accomplishing a project/goal?

You find motivation in things when you know they fit into the grand scheme of things!

>>10289023
The tradeoff is having a longer lifetime. Without work, you'll die as soon as your parents do. With work, you'll be able to live long enough to retire and be a NEET without having to worry about starvation constantly.

>>10289025
Maybe for a day or two, but not every single day.

>>10288992
We're all little girls. Silly /jp/.

A problem I'm trying to solve as well.
>>10289007
That won't work for me, I live in bumblefuck, USA and haven't found any place to get free wifi. I have a USB extender antennae I used to leech free wifi in college but the only signal I can pick up is secured with WPA enterprise (uncrackable with aircrack or other skiddie programs) from some business down the road. I've been using my smartphone but the data plan is getting too expensive and I can't download my animus cause too much bandwidth. I heard about people buying the new kindle with no fee 'limited' 3g browsing and using that to tether, anybody have luck with that?

>>10289050
This must be the shittiest reason for working I've heard.
Who in their right mind would want to live as an old fuck?

>go downstairs for the first time today at 8pm
>dad asks "watcha doin"
>"nothing"
>go back upstairs without getting a drink
fuck me

>>10289093
Drop your cellphone plan and use the funds to pick up an Internet plan. You don't need a cellphone plan unless you are looking for work or employed.

>>10289095
Old people can get away with anything. Besides, don't you want to live long enough to see Virtual Reality/loli gynoids/whatever other advancement in technology?

>>10289102

That's very weird, you have a weird relationship with your dad.

>>10289093

Get a really good network card and nigger rig a waveguide (can-tenna I guess) to it, then point it in all different directions I guess?

>>10289145
None of this will happen in your lifetime, even if you chose to life until you can't whipe your own ass anymore.

>>10289039

So you're saying I should learn how to make explosives?

>>10289178
The NEETbomber? Pls. no.

>>10289102
Who are you quoting?

>>10289175
Quoted the wrong post. >>10289118

>>10289175
You'll never know if you die before you reach middle age.

i had my medical assessment to keep my autism bucks earlier, now i just have to wait several weeks for some cunt in an office to decide whether or not i can continue living the NEET lifestyle

>>10289145
I'm just stoned and I forgot why I went downstairs

>>10289206
That's why you should live now and not gamble everything on making it to retirement.

>>10289223
You could either waste your time and get nothing accomplished, or waste your time and get nothing accomplished while being paid. Which is the greater gamble?

>>10289223
Considering the continuing stranglehold of neoliberalism and the inevitable instability caused by climate change and lack of natural resources, taking it easy now is the only chance we might get.

Today, my dad forced me to go outside with him and practice driving in this parking lot. I didn't do so bad, surprisingly, but it felt like I was having a heart attack the entire time.
There was also a guy who parked on one side in front of us and pissed right there in the bushes. Fucking normals.

>>10289231
>accomplished
It's like Godwin's law for normals.

>>10289255
Driving is too scary.

>>10289175
By 2050 the fastest computer in the world will be 20 billion quadrillion FLOPS. That's more powerful than every brain on the planet combined. I'm sure many people here will live to see virtual reality.

>>10289273
I agree, it definitely seems like something very stressful.

One thing that helped me immensly when I started drivng was to imagine the always half-drunk rednecks (you know the type) and try to adapt their attitude. I know how to be driving a car etc.

>>10289324
Not him. I like the promises the future holds as well but you have to remember to take all these projections with a decent amount of salt. Especially the ones done by futurists or anyone else with reason to present the most optimistic projections that ignore many valid factors that could put development behind such as armed conflict, religious/social resistance and natural disasters.

I know how to drive and am pretty good at it but that doesn't change how scary it is because no matter how good you are there is always an infinite amount of unknown things you can't control.

>>10289324
I don't think it's an issue of computing power but eh. You go find out. I'm drinking and smoking and don't intend to come close to the required age.

>>10289404
Computer power has been growing exponentially for over 200 years, there's no reason for it to stop soon. Not even the great depression or two world wars slowed it down.

>>10289423
Wise words. I'll drink to that.

>>10289324

Where are my hover cars, Anon? They said there would be hover cars!

not sure if this belongs here.
I'm looking for someone to validate, maybe even reinforce my paranoid delusions via email. We'll be communicating once every couple of days. I don't have any money to pay. anyone interested?

>>10289446
A toast to truNEETdom

>>10289451
What delusions do you need help reinforcing?

>>10289450
>mail delivery by parachute
Mah sides

>>10289450
Why is a supposedly-scientific magazine so happy about being wrong?

"Here are all the quirky times we lied to you in one handy compilation of our greatest failures."

>>10289681
Most of Science consists of proving yourself wrong.

>>10289671
>>10289681

>>10289716
Oh lord

>>10289664
Political ones mostly

>>10288858

What he thinks probably depends on if they have a job or not.

>>10289450
But Nair does exist!

>>10289716
why isn't the future here yet

>>10289450
>>10289681

>mail delivery by parachute
>shop by picture-phone

well, it seems to me the our present is pretty more advanced and efficient than past predictions.

>>10289671
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/23/tacocopter-startup-delivers-tacos-by-unmanned-drone-helicopter_n_1375842.html

>>10289841
>startup

I know this should be self-explanatory, but what makes something a "startup"? Why not just call it a "company"? What did we do for the hundreds of years "startup" didn't exist?

>>10289897
It means a company that is doing something nobody tried before.

I heard this song and thought of you, /jp/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE

>>10290176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKA7_1NJfSQ

仕事しろ you fucking NEETs.

Although I'm also a NEET.

Has anyone tried those new appetizer burritos from Taco Bell?

Being a NEET has made me realize I have no friends, even online.
I'm thinking of getting a job so I can afford cigarettes and order drugs online. Maybe I'll meet some nice people. I imagine there must be some out there, right?

>>10290176
I thought about /jp/ after listening to this song. The video doesn't have the dedication at the beginning. He dedicates the song to all people, so that they can take it easy.
http://youtu.be/6v0nKFICrq8

>>10288756
I'm sorry, I simply didn't know what to say and how to respond.

>>10293772
Well, I guess I understand, you could have just replied and said that though.

First blog post of the year, and last.

I realized I was out of coffee and tea this morning, as my shipment of both was delayed for some reason or another, so I went out in search of some coffee to drink. I found that most stores were closed; I hadn't realized that New Year's day was such a big holiday.

Anyway, the only place I found that was open at around 5:30 this morning was some coffee shack that was located in quite a poorly chosen location. I pulled up, ordered my coffee, and began to wait. The girl who was working there was chatting with another customer on the other side of the shack, and then went to check on my coffee. She looked over to me, and asked me if I was going to work. I was kind of dumbfounded, as most people just assume I'm worthless sack of shit, so I went for it and said 'yes'. She bought it, checked my coffee again, and then handed it to me. I gave her enough cash to cover the coffee, and then a $10 note as well; for working on New Years, because she didn't bother me with tons of social interaction, and because she held me in high enough regard to address me as a functioning member of society. I drove off before she noticed the tip.

This is likely going to be the best day of the year for me.

>Dad makes me put in a resume for some shit job
>Purposely make my resume look like crap, put in stuff like "diamond dozen"
>Rudely woken up at noon by a phone call
>They want me to come in for an interview

FUCK

>>10289023
Fuck this, I'm going to blow my fucking brains out someday. I work an average of 25 days per month, and depending on the week I must work up to 72 hours.

The pay is above average, but Fuck this bullshit, I don't even know what to do with the money. I have no goals in life. I don't even want a car.


>>10297947
It doesn't matter how much people you kill. It only takes one murder to make you a murderer.

I don't want to see you complaining about people blog-posting again.

>>10298470
>The pay is above average, but Fuck this bullshit, I don't even know what to do with the money. I have no goals in life. I don't even want a car.
Save for retirement.

>It doesn't matter how much people you kill. It only takes one murder to make you a murderer. I don't want to see you complaining about people blog-posting again.
That's quite possibly the shittiest logic I've ever heard.

>>10298470
The number of people you kill means the amount of funding the police spend on investigating those killings goes up.

My brother was a NEET. He used to be very outgoing, but right before 7th grade our family had to move away. We had trouble fitting in at our new school, all the groups and little cliques were already formed and we got singled out. Eventually, I meet some cool people and made some friends, but he was one year younger than me, so I couldn't really be there for him. After graduation he just locked himself in his room and only came out for dinner. Whenever we tried to talk to him he's tell us about his "plans" and say that he was looking for a job, but we knew that he was just lying. We were worried about him because he spent all of his time in front of the computer (watching anime) eating or sleeping and never took cared of himself. sadly I had to move away for college, and I'd only talk to him every few months.

The last time I saw him was in 2010. Absolutely nothing had changed. It was like he was stuck in a time loop. Anime figures, posters, toys, etc. A year ago, my parents walked into his room and found him having violent convulsions and foaming at the mouth. The paramedics couldn't do anything to save him.

So please don't do this to yourself /jp/. Go outside. 100% of NEETs and hikis die eventually.

>>10298470
Can I come live with you then?

>>10298655
What was the cause of death?

>>10298666

Too much shitposting.

>>10298655
>100% of NEETs and hikis die eventually.
100% of people die eventually.

>>10298666
Cardiac arrest, probally.

>>10298677
Yes, but most of them live to see 50.

ughhh
Dropping out. Again.
Sorry mom, dad, few friends I had.

>>10298698
Your mom and dad will be happy they don't have to spend any more money on you.

>>10298706
Nah. Live in Denmark.
The government pays you to be educated.

>>10298655

Ryan Lanza, is that you?

>>10298706
>Paying for college

You have to be clinically retarded to not qualify for scholarships. I spent 90% of my high school career playing Star Wars Galaxies and vanilla WoW and still got a full ride to my state's best university.

It's like they lowered the bar to a white man's ankles so dumb niggers and spics can still qualify.

>>10298725
Well that explains why you were qualified for scholarships, you graduated high school without doing any work. Most of us had to actually study to get by.

>>10288910

>Plus you get health care benefits

Only pussies need health care. I treat myself with the same homemade remedies that have been passed down through my family for generations.

My kin knows best how to treat me. Not some puffed up pharmaceutical man at the hospital who's going to charge me $4000 for his vaccinations for things that don't even exist.

>>10298734
What?

My point was you don't need to study to qualify if you're not retarded. Are you saying "most of us" are retards?

>>10298748
If you get sent to the Emergency Room, they aren't going to ask you if you want to be treated or not. It's nice to be able to have someone to pay for that for you.

>>10298754

>If you get sent to the Emergency Room

It'll be a cold day in hell when I ever let anyone send me to a government hospital. If I'm injured then I'll use my last ounce of strength to pull out my concealed carry and shoot at whatever retarded is thinking that it's a good idea to call 911.

>>10298757
Yes, most people are idiots.

>>10298770
You'll be unconscious at the time, stop fantasizing.

>>10298773

If I'm not physically able then my kin will take them down for me. No one that I am acquanted with would ever think to go to something as horrible as a hospital and they would never call 911, so the only way that someone would call 911 on me was if they were an outsider who happened to wander in.

I trust that my friends and family would attack that person if they tried to do something as stupid as calling 911 and wasting my money.

Gramma can fix me up with her homemade tonics and salves just as good as some government medicine man and she won't charge me for it.

>>10298725
yeah same here... It enables me to buy fig and console...though that's really true only if you just want to validate something... else if you want to be at the top, some work is needed (tiring...)

I wish I could work less than part time.

It's just too many hours and minimum wage is more money than I need. I need less than 300 dollars a month to live comfortably, that's 10 dollars a day. Minimum wage part-time jobs pay so much more than that.

I have more money than I know what to do with and I'm living on my own. I'm just wasting away my life for paper that I don't need or want.

>>10298767
You should post more.

>>10298800
I may be not be college material, but I can detect sarcasm. Go stuff yourself.

>>10298804
It wasn't sarcasm. As you can see, this place suffers from a severe lack of sensible thinking.

>>10298821
a.k.a. autism.

>>10298802
How do you pay rent+utilities+internet+phone+transportation+food on $300/mo?

>>10298831
Parents.

>>10298802
I assume you're single... Why not hit the club during weekends? ;)

>>10298840
>;)

Wanna fuck? ;)

>>10298831

>rent+utilities+internet+phone+transportation+food

Don't pay jews. If you follow that simple rule then the rest falls into place.

It's better to own something than to rent something. Don't buy a house because those are made by jews as well. They have you spending 200k for some oversized suburban shack of shit. You can make a sturdy and small home to live in for less than 5k.

Utilities are a waste. The jews put fluoride in your water anyway, it's better to get water from a well. Plumbing is a waste too, shit in a bucket and drop it in a poop hole that you dig on your own land. It's the same exact thing.

The sale of cars have also been manipulated to benefit the jews and they are also useless. Ride a bicycle if you need transportation, it's not as fast but it's good exercise.

Food is the easiest though. Hunt and grow as much as you can. That's pretty much free food right there. They will have you spending 100 dollars a week if you buy your food from those jew grocery stores.

It's incredibly easy to live off only 300 a month if you don't pay jews.

>>10288615
Would any of you come live with me?

You must be a trap or willing to become a trap. Other than that anyone is welcome. I'll pay for food, clothes etc and even give you some spending money every week. Sex isn't a requirement unless we fall in love.

This is what I fantasize about

>>10298873
>You can make a sturdy and small home to live in for less than 5k.

WHAT

>>10298873
How are you posting online if you don't have electricity or Internet connection?

Do any of you NEETs or hikikomori like gardening?

>>10298904

Generator and wifi. Paying the jews for internet is a necessary evil, but it's not that expensive.

Who let this edgy hippie into jp?

I know he's being ironic but the least he can do is try to funny.

>>10298891

The hippies have been coming up with affordable ways to make homes for years now and they're all far sturdier than those pieces of shit that they construct in the suburbs.

You can make this house for only 7k and the other house in the article was made with only 3k. This is just cob houses too, there's a couple dozen other alternative ways of making homes which cost next to nothing.

The price of homes that you are used to seeing (100k - 200k) is artificially raised by jews. Houses don't cost that much, it's just the jews and their mexican minions that they use as contractors.

>http://www.small-scale.net/yearofmud/2009/08/21/build-cob-house-for-3000/#.UONINW_eISY

>http://www.iowasource.com/home_garden/2008_11_cob.html

>>10298919
You'll need to pay for Internet one way or another.

Generators requires gas. And REAL Jews are in charge of gas, unlike the play pretend ones you have been taking about.

>>10289231
Why bother living if you're not enjoying what you do?

Don't work a job that you hate just so you can go on living a miserable life.

Come to Ireland and claim unemployment benefit. You collect €100 cash every week and go sign a little piece of paper once a month. Thats it! If you're lucky they'll pay your rent too. I still live with my parents so it's not a problem.

>>10298919
Bullshit, if you lived far enough out to have wifi access, you wouldn't be able to afford the land.

>>10298947
I got that backwards, if you lived far enough out from the city to afford to buy land, you wouldn't have wifi access.

>>10298934

Where the toilet at?

>>10298946
>Why bother living if you're not enjoying what you do?

In most jobs you can daydream while you do it, which isn't really that different from what I would be doing if I didn't have work.

>>10298947

What land are you looking at? You can buy an acre or two of undeveloped land for 6k in California of all places and still be able to pick up wifi and have a power line on the road near your properity.

Wifi is very easy to pick up nowadays. You can pick it up in the middle of the woods on a camping trip with a wifi booster if you wanted to.

>>10298876
Yes, I would come to live with you if you also pay for transportation.

>>10298976
Is that a joke? Wifi is blocked by so many things, like concrete, you would be lucky to pick it up if you were directly outside the building that had it. I couldn't live without my direct line.

>>10289421
I get really anxious when I'm in a car. I can't drive and don't intend to learn because:

-Driving seems like it'd be really boring and tedious to do

-It costs a shitton of money to learn and get your license

-I fucking hate cars. They're so noisy. You can't even go for a nice walk alone without the constant hum of engines in the background. Day or night it's all you can hear. I want to kill the man who invented cars

-A man came in to school once to show us the dangers of not wearing a seatbelt. He said his friend ended up as a braindead vegetable. Being paralysed is my worst nightmare. I always wear my seatbelt but still get anxious about it.

>>10298990
I hate wifi. I've never had a good experience with it since my first encounter with it in 2006.

It's always dropping connections, the signal is always weak even when you're on top of the antenna, and it sucks.

>>10289450
>1950. Shop by picturephone by 2000.

eh, close enough.

>>10299003
For some reason picturephones never really caught on.

>>10293742
>Maybe I'll meet some nice people. I imagine there must be some out there, right?

For the most part no. Almost everyone irl is an ass to be around. There are nice people but they're few and far between.

>>10298219
They probably thought you were a funneh gai and wanted you to entertain them while they work.

A more likely scenario is they thought you were a retard. Honestly. Places like supermarkets and megastores look for retards to employ. Their reasoning is a smart person will soon find a better job and leave them in the lurch. So they go for the dummies.

Next time hype yourself up to be amazing, perfect and better than everyone else. They'll take one look at your cv and put it in the "banned from working here" pile.

>>10298934
That's all well and good but land is expensive. How am I supposed to buy land to put the house on?

>>10299070
Check ebay.

>>10299031
More likely they just called him in to laugh at him. That's how hiring managers get their jollies.

>>10299012
Yeah, it was the natural progression from texts and calls but it's really awkward having a conversation while staring at a face on a screen. The awkward pauses in conversation are even more noticeable. You can not reply to a text or just hang up a call by saying you're going into a tunnel but you're fucked with a video call.

>>10298219
Don't worry too much, anon. If they hire you, then it means they're standards are incredibly low and you'll be easily replaced.

You have no job security so you just have to wait for them to fire you for something like "not working through lunch every day"

>>10299101
>they're
I mean their

>>10299117
I like you; you're a positive thinker.

>>10298655
That's good news for me then because I won't have to kill myself, my body will do it for me.

>>10299117
Why would you want to kill yourself in the first place?

I want to learn japanese
I'm edging on the motivation line
I'll try again tomorrow

>>10299127
A lot of us would prefer being dead but don't see the point to killing ourselves. So we wait and hope for an outside factor to do the deed. An even bigger amount of people are just too scared to do it themselves.

>>10298219

what anime is that girl from?

>>10299166
Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!

>>10299166
Boku no google reverse image search.

Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!, honestly anon, it takes 2 seconds

>>10299185

>>10299127
Not him, but i have a thousand of reasons. A lot of people too.

>>10299156
>>10299255
Escapism > death

>>10299273
Death is the ultimate escape.

>>10299231
The first link tells you the name of the anime.

Out of interest did you upload the image or just copy and paste the image address. I copy and pasted.

>>10299297
No, death is the thing you are escaping from.

>>10299308
I clicked the little 4chan X google button

>>10299308
Why does your version of google look different?

>>10299353
I live in Ireland so I use google.ie

>>10299424
I used the Ireland version and I don't have the disable safe search option and don't get the nsfw results. What the fuck are you doing, Google?

>>10299461
That's weird. I guess google really doesn't want you seeing porn.

>>10298907
I do. I grow vegetables

>>10299535
Like what?
I once grew tomatoes.

>>10299867
ur a big fat tomoato in my book

>>10300022
Don't bully.

>>10298470
Go read some personal finance and early retirement websites. They can be pretty helpful.

If you don't have much to spend your money on, then stop working so much. Get another job that gives you more time off or less hours. The only reason most people work jobs like yours is that they have huge expenses, like houses, cars, families, etc. Either that or they're workaholics.

>>10298655
100% of all living creatures die eventually.

At least he was able to enjoy his life, however brief it was.

I spent many years back when I was in school being looked down upon by many different people, including teachers and my parents. I was apathetic about school, and didn't do much of anything. When I got to college, I worked my ass off every day. I never missed a day, and I made nothing but A's. I was finally aiming for a "normal" life like everyone else.

None of those people who looked down upon me ever came to congratulate me or tell me how happy they were I finally fell into line and tried to become normal. None of them offered me a job. None of them even apologized for being assholes in the past.

I never expected them to in the first place. However, the point I'm trying to make is simple: living life worrying about what other people think is a recipe for misery. You say your brother was stuck in a time loop, but why is that a bad thing? He couldn't find happiness in the real world, so is it so wrong he found happiness in his hobbies?

If your parents were actually concerned about him, why weren't they more active in forcing him to get a job or do something else with his life? If you "couldn't really be there for him", then why do you think it's okay to pass judgement on him now?

GTFO out of this thread normalfag.

>>10298661
I'm living as a lodger, sorry.


>>10300263
That is exactly what I want. I don't care if I get paid half of what I get right now, as long as I only have to do half of my actual work.

But, I spent so much money and time studying. My parents would fucking disinherit me if I quit now.


I wish I had a crippling illness so I could have an excuse to be a NEET.


Working is breaking my balls.

Here's my story it's sad but true

It's about a girl that I once knew

She took my love then ran around

With every single guy in town

Ah, I should have known it from the very start

This girl will leave me with a broken heart

Now listen people what I'm telling you

A-keep away from-a Runaround Sue

>>10300343
Good post.

>>10288773
Wait, if that was me, then I didn't get your email.

>>10300906
I didn't write down the password of the throwaway account I used because I'm retarded. Mind posting your email again?

>>10300985
Well, that's too bad, because I don't even know if it was me whom you emailed.

Could you at least remember the domain of the email address? (The bit after the @)

>>10288883

A man can dream, can't he?

I'm getting sick of being an anime fan, it's way too stressful. I don't leave the house so my only type of social "interaction" is online gaming with group acquaintances. Saying that I watched K-On before was probably the biggest mistake I ever made in my life, it also doesn't help that I primarily watch Comedy themed anime and the occasional "moe garbage."

It really is a shitty hobby/medium to have an allegiance with, you're either ostracized from "average" people because of the poor kept stereotype of anime fans or mocked by bored nerds that watch anime, unless you're a self-depreciating anime "fan."

Gamers that watch anime are probably the worst kind of people.

>>10302424
New anime is pretty gay.also k on is gay


You're gay.

>>10302449
Asshole.

>>10302424
Why are you friends with people that hate K-On?
You are the problem, stop exposing your powerlevel with people that hate on K-on.

>>10302472
I understand hiding my "powerlevel" is a habit I should get into, but the idea of it really bothers me. I already kind of do something like that with another group of online friends, they really hate Persona 4 so i'll take jabs at the game with them despite thinking that the game is rather neat and looks fun.

It's such a shameful and fake thing to do. Why can't people just like me for who I am?

>>10302424
Eh, they don't sound like very nice people.

Can I be your friend, anon? I don't hate people just for liking something, that would be silly.

>>10302585
No offense but I don't think you're being very sincere.

>>10302651
your hobbies aren't you after all; if you're a nice person why wouldn't I want to be your friend

>>10302508
I know this isn't some social counseling helpdesk or something but please do something about the way you act.
As an example, lets say you were out there clubbing and some girls come up to you and ask you what do you do during your free time?
A. I read rustle, comic LO and comic hotmilk during the free time. They are just drawn porn of little girls
B. I read books. Just the usual fictions, nothing special
You are going to answer B.

It isnt hiding powerlevel, it is not talking about them unless you were specifically asked.
Anyone why are you befriending a bunch of jerks? Go join a light music club and eat cake with people that can appreciate k-on.

>>10302678

if you say you read books to a girl in a club she would laugh in your face nigga

>>10302700
why talk about books when you could be reading them?

I'm feeling super energetic right now. I wonder if this is because I had some green tea earlier. Either way, I went out to put air in my tires and noticed my cousin was still awake at 1AM, she said she slept in too long. When I got back she had fallen asleep on the couch.

I'm going to get into bed and watch some Top Gear and eat some chocolate, maybe drink some broth or tea, and then masturbate and take a nap or go to sleep for the night.

can you have a bachelor degree and a second language and still be a neet?

>>10289451
I can help you with your delusions if you can try to make me sad.

>>10302651
I'm not sure what that word means but I really do want to be your friend.

>>10302791
Of course.
I have two degrees and a graduate diploma and I'm a NEET.

>>10298876
I would seriously say yes to an offer like that. Even if I ended up gutted and drained of my blood for some crazy otaku ritual, it would at least be a better way to go than suicide or health issues.

>>10302789
Do you live with your cousin or does she live with you.

>>10302863
What are your degrees in?

>>10302791
Yes? I just graduated with a finance degree and am fluent in 4 languages, but my parents are well-off, enabling assholes so why try harder? Not to mention all the horrible pieces of shit who occupy most business majors and positions already. fuck that.

>>10302863
Of course you are.
You might not be a NEET while you are studying but as long as you arent in any education, employment and training you are labeled as a NEET.
Having a degree doesnt change that.

>>10302883

So does that make me a NEET during winter and summer breaks?

>>10302873
Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Laws. The graduate diploma is in legal practice.
So theoretically I'm qualified to be a lawyer where I live, except I haven't gone through the admissions process because it's expensive and slightly frightening.

>>10302893

lol u no tk da bar?

>>10302888
Obviously not baka.
You are still halfway through your bachelor degree during your semester break. You are still in education. That is like saying how work slaves are NEET durign weekend.
NEET really isnt an otaku status symbol. Normalfags graduate bumming with a degree with no job are considered NEET as well. I am not sure why otaku media like to glorify NEETs.

>>10302895
There's no bar exam here, it's just a matter of filing some documents with the Court. But the filing fee is something like $500, plus I'd have to put a notice in a newspaper letting people know (in case someone wants to object to me becoming a lawyer) which someone told me costs about the same amount. Also I would have to ask a lawyer to move my admission, which is sort of awkward.

Whenever anyone asks I say I'm waiting to get a job so my employer will pay the admission fees. But there aren't any jobs for lawyers.

>>10302903
>I am not sure why otaku media like to glorify NEETs

Probably because they have a lot more time to spend on the things they enjoy. I sometimes wish I were a NEET, but I wouldn't be able to afford buyfagging if I were one.

>>10302909

Interesting. I find it funny that someone can object to you becoming a lawyer though.

>>10302909

Where do you live?

>>10302875
She lives about a block away. She slept over last night, spent the day here, then slept here again.

There are always cousins visiting here.

>>10302915
You have to be a 'fit and proper person' to practise law. As part of the application you need to provide a statutory delcaration that covers things like criminal charges, academic dishonesty and bankruptcy. But I suppose there could be something else in your past that makes you 'unfit', so people have a chance to bring that to the Court's attention. I've never heard of it happening.

>>10302916
South Australia.

I feel like leaving the house and going back to university and getting a part-time job after reading Molester Man.

What's wrong with me?

>>10302951

You will never find someone like loli or kansai, sorry.

>>10302951
You just want a girlfriend.

>>10302951

You are becoming normal again.

Please read more VNs, play Touhou, watch Idol videos and shitpost a soon as posible!

>>10302965

Why would someone want that sluts?

Miss indestanding best girl.

>>10302974
How does a virgin know how tight the pussy is supposed to be?

>>10302965
>You will never find someone like loli

Good, she was a fucking slut.

Was it ever confirmed that Kansai wasn't a virgin?

>>10302985

Yes. Fucking slut.

Started lifting.

Now I'm going to play 2hu

>>10302999
>probably
>Probably
>PRobably
>PRObably
>PROBably
>PROBAbly
>PROBABly
>PROBABLy
>PROBABLY

>>10303008
I dont see blood. MM doesnt either.
Do you? Anyway why are you protecting a fictional character chastity?

>>10303013

no blood doesn't mean they aren't a virgin

>>10303008

She was fucked by her brother that's why he doesn't give a fuck.

>>10303013
You don't have to have sex for your hymen to break, genius.

Sports, horse riding, getting a little to adventurous with your dildo, etc.

>>10303017
>>10303015

Do you really think this is true? Wouldn't that go against the evolution theory because a breaking hymen is the only proof of being a virgin and not getting killed by the alpha male in caveman society.

Add the fact that at least 10% ( and at some places up to 30% ) of all fathers are raising kids that are not their own, without knowing it, and you would know that women lie without any remorse.

>>10303099

>implying cavemen gave a fuck about virginity

>>10302909
Maybe an organization would pay some of the fees, you'd probably have to pledge some amount of service to them though. I'd just ask someone like EFF.

I was thinking about getting my schizophrenia diagnosed.
Figured maybe it could net me some disability benefits or something.
Turns out it would just end up costing me money, as well as ensuring I'll never get a decent job because no one wants to hire a crazy person.
Back to videogames, I guess.

>>10303180
It's a thought, but even voluntary positions are really competetive because of the oversupply of law graduates.

Anyway, I didn't mean to derail the NEET thread by talking about employment. I'm sure I'll sort something out, but for the time being I'm enjoying taking it easy while I can.

How often do you guys sleep?
I've been up for two days worrying about all the shit I haven't done.

>>10303234
I haven't had a reason to stay up past my bedtime in months.

Sleep and food are all I enjoy these days. Everything else is filling time.

>>10303099
>hymen is the only proof of being a virgin and not getting killed by the alpha male in caveman society.
I have assumed that people didn't care about virginity until permanent families became the established norm. Didn't the cave dudes just kind of live like... animals? Monogamy and especially marriage are relatively advanced societal concepts.

I wish I could be NEET, but I live in Canada so no autism bucks.

I do have severe social anxiety though, and a job, how would I go about becoming one of you guys?

Look at these low level NEETs! It's like they don't even know about escapism!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20886310

>>10303256
Quit your job.
Move to Quebec.
Get free money by trying to learn french.

>>ctrl+F "NHK"
/thread

>>10303264
I know french somewhat.
Like most I barely hung through with it until I could ditch it in HS, how would I get financed to learn?

Are they looking for government workers with more flexibility?

>>10303273
http://www.immigration-quebec.gouv.qc.ca/en/french-language/learning-quebec/full-time/financial-aid/index.html

What if I want to be a traveling NEET?
If I'm going to be miserable I'd at least want to see the world.

Mostly Great Nippon.

>>10303282
I daydream about that from time to time.

You'd probably be beaten and robbed more than anything though as a "traveling hobo" unless you have a fair bit of cash saved.

>>10303287
One of my old teachers did that.
He traveled everywhere, New Zealand, across Europe, tons of places for over a year when he was around 25 or 30, can't quite remember.

The guy is my idol, he's the happiest guy I know, is over 50 and more fit than most younger people, and has tons saved up from doing what he loves.
He did say that his life had many ups and downs though, but I guess that's necessary to be happy.

I don't know how he does it.

>>10303281
>Possibly $115 a week

Shit brother, that most likely wont even get the rent payed, never mind food and other entertainment.

>>10303302
Nobody said being a neet was easy

It usually takes a very frugal person with no ego and a true distaste for the working world. Having understanding parents doesn't hurt.

>>10303302
Why are you complaining about free money?
It is better than flipping burgers for min wage.

>>10303296
protip: disregarding females

>>10303305
It's not a question of difficulty, being a NEET simply isn't possible for the vast majority of people not matter how frugal they are.

>>10303315
Staying in your parents house [✔]
Utilities bills paid by your parents [✔]
Food provided by your [✔]
Side income from unemployment benefits [✔]

What so hard?

>>10303306
I actually don't mind work for now, it's just the thought of staying in the same cyclone forever that worries me.

In a way being a NEET is very similar, like stated before travel and tourism would be a great thing to experience, but fuck, nothing is that simple isn't that right?

Because I was interrupted today, I will consider this my first official day of 2013. Instead of walking three feel to my desktop computer, will be spending it in bed with my laptop.

I plan on playing some emulated games.

>>10303328
Abandoning your decency and hurting other people's faith in mankind. Difficulty is a subjective thing.

>>10303328
Parents kick you out after HS [✔]
Parents kick you out after HS [✔]
Parents kick you out after HS [✔]
Do not qualify for unemployment benefits [✔]
Dead or living on the streets about to die [✔]

>>10303343
>>10303349
Act cute or get better parents?
I am sad to hear that you have such shitty parents.
It is not like becoming a NEET is hard, why dont you take a freelance job or quit your job and take a few months break to travel?
Do you have too much financial commitment that you actually cant quit your job?

>>10303328
You do realize you have to have had a full-time job for a full year in the last 6 months to qualify for unemployment, and that it only pays for 8 months, right?

>>10303354
Actually, only shitty parents would let you roast in your own juices all day and leech off of society while they pay your bills.

>>10303358
Life is short.
If I have kids, I wouldnt force them to do stuff that they dont want to.

>>10303329
>it's just the thought of staying in the same cyclone forever that worries me
>like stated before travel and tourism would be a great thing to experience
what the HELL

>>10303354
>Act cute
What kind of disgusting slob would do that? What kind of parents would actually listen to it?
>I am sad to hear that you have such shitty parents.
Good parents guide their kids to success. Disregarding all that is right will ensure that the kid ends up miserable.

>>10303365
#YOLO

>>10303405
Good parents provide happiness for their kids.
There are more to happiness than just chasing material wealth and buying the coolest and most expensive cars to chase trophy wife.

>>10303479
>Good parents provide happiness for their kids.
Indeed. Encouraging your child to be a Machiavellian, hedonistic lump with no deep understanding of anything seals his fate. Status is the reward for responsibility, but there is also a universal punishment for the lack of it. Lazy ones willingly give their positions of power to people who are more incompetent, greedy and cruel than them.

>>10303259
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>10303358
>>10303405
Are you guys normals or something? Get out of here.

>>10303629
I'm a truNEET who doesn't have to lie to please others.

How dirty is your room?
I like to keep mine as clean as possible. It gives me something to do.
I also very much enjoy lying on that mat on the floor. My record is 3 hours of lying completely still without falling asleep.
Before you ask, I have security cameras put up.

>>10303826
Security cameras aren't enough; you could fall asleep without it being visually apparent. You need to set up an electroencephalograph.

>>10303837
I'm working on it.
Right now I'm configuring an IR camera to aid the regular cams.

>>10303841
Do you close your eyes while you're lying still?

>>10303845
No. I stare at fixed at the ceiling. After a while my vision diminishes.

>>10303856
I meant to say I keep my stare fixed at the ceiling.

>>10303856
I wonder if the blinking doesn't get distracting.

I'm going to get my stuff fixed and all soon.

How much autismbux do you get in Scandinavia?

>>10303914
I'm in Denmark. Diagnosed with PDD-NOS (autism) and depression.
Don't get a dime.
I probably could though.
Any idea how to apply?

>>10303979
I was once diagnosed with PDD-NOS and depression just like you. You can't get money for being autistic.

>>10303979
>>10304072
Well, my pshycologist implied it..
So far I have (some form of) autism and depression.
He never explictly told of money, but he spoke of privledges.

I don't really care about the money.
I'm just glad something might go for the better.

How many actual autistic hikki NEETs exist? I get the feeling most of you are only pretending.

>>10298873
If you live in Murrika, kikes can still get you through property tax and zoning laws, not to mention the building codes that your small and sturdy home would be violating, in their eyes.

But yes what that poster said is generally true, living off a patch of good land that you own is very possible and fulfilling. Oh and it goes without saying, but avoid living in cities at all costs.

Today I read an article about the Akashic Records. It's supposed to be a library located on a higher plane of existence, full of mysterious tomes and forbidden knowledge lost through the ages. Kinda like Hermaeus Mora's realm in the Elder Scrolls (I wonder if that's where the author got the idea)

Some people even claim the tomes describe mankind's entire history, both past and future, including all possible outcomes of every choice every human has ever made and will make (again, that sounds like the elder scrolls)

I was intrigued and decided to try some of the online guides. I meditated for 1 hr and a half, put myself to sleep, woke up 5 hours later screaming at the idea of tarantulas crawling all over my face. My parents actually tried to break down my door because the noises freaked them out. So I went online and asked in a forum what's up with the tarantulas, turns out the so called "astral spiders" are safety measures designed to keep the uninitiated from accessing the higher realms. Only those with the highest mental fortitude can get past them. I'm downloading the book "Psychic Self-Defense: A Practical Guide" now and I'm gonna try it again tomorrow.

>>10304200
Everyone is pretending. Don't you see those corporate NEET threads? It is where the liars go when they want to actually talk about their normal lives.

NEET life is getting boring, what are some good ways to live on the edge while in the comfort of my room?

>>10304674
order drugs from the internet

This NEET's body hurts.
My neck is fucking horrible.

Today's my first day of cutting down on fapping too.
Dunno how it's going to work out.

>>10304674
Try sniffing glue

>>10304674
death by starvation

>>10304682
This and or be drunk 24/7.

>>10304687
He can't sniff glue, how will he have the reflexes for playing touhou?

>>10304952
But if stay drunk 24/7 it will also fuck up my danmaku skills

Oh, thank god I wasn't the only one that shat on the floor.

Please don't do drugs.

>>10305005
why not

>>10305005
"Pleasee" fuck off back to /v/ or reddit.

>>10305176
Don't be mean, ``kudasai".

>>10305002
but do you use toilet paper?

what are some places where NEETs can have sex?

>>10305225

Who would have sex with you is the question.

>>10305230

My first and only true love.

How do you go months, even weeks without showering?

My scalp gets really itchy and I can't stand it.

>>10305245
I don't since that's gross. I take a bath every day.

>>10305225

I should probably note that outside places are out of the question. It's freezing outside!

>>10305271
So that only leaves the inside places. You got your answer.

>>10305274

I don't want to get caught, so I need places where we can have some privacy.

>>10305225

In your room?

>>10305281
That only leaves your or his/her house. I would personally only trust my own because he/she might have rigged his/her house with cameras and/or microphones.

>>10305285
But they could think the same thing
What do you do then?

>>10305283

I live with my mum. She's also NEET.

>>10305290
Break up and find a girlfriend or boyfriend that trusts you.

>>10288832
Live on in the mountains/forests with a satellite dish, somewhere in Japan. Live off the land.

That's my dream.

That's

>>10305292

So?

>>10305225
Get out of here normalfag NEET.

>>10305316

That would be too awkward.

>>10305290
ye swear on ye mums grave m9?

>>10305176
Didn't you hear that drugs are the shit on both /v/ and reddit?

Tru-/jp/-str8edge

>>10303234
I learned to cope with it. I just don't think about anything really and just do what I want. I try to focus loosely on whatever it is I'm trying to do, but I don't stress out because of it.

Currently I'm trying to "learn programming", and have been for a couple years now. I haven't really done anything.

>>10305225
I want to know this too. I can't fuck my bf at my house or at their house. And it's too cold outside...

>>10305608

I'm starting to hate winter. I would build a warm and cozy shack if I was strong and skilled enough. Money would also be an issue.

I haphazardly shaved my head yesterday and when I went to see my social worker about my autism dollers he was pretty creeped out the whole time. Now he finally realizes his government is paying me to keep away from society lest it awaken the beast inside at the cost of the lives of a few innocent folks.

I remember the first time we met he was saying how in a few years I'll be happy, normal, independant and laughing about how "depressed" I used to be. What a fool. I bet he believed I was one of those shitty "feel when no gf" losers from /v/ who eventually turn into brainwashed work drones, but now he knows I'm a truNEET /jp/sie with an unbreakable NEET spirit.

>>10305719
You sure showed him. Good job anon.

>>10305730
I'm not a big fan of that tone you're using. You trying to pick a fight or something?

>>10305763
I'm complimenting you. He got the wrong impression of you and you set him straight proper.

Good job. Well done.

>>10305770
In that case, thanks. It really requires a certain type of finesse to handle case workers and convince them you are ill and they are helping you (by throwing money in your bank account).

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jan/02/children-depression

UK finally identifies NEET depression, I hope they do something about this.

>>10288953

I hate this about work the most.

If I need to get something done at home I can do it easily, minimizing windows between other tasks and work long into the night.

At work you have to do an easy as fuck job and just sit there awkwardly waiting until a new task comes up, thinking about all the time wasted.

And then you come back at 6-8 and only have time for a few recreational activities before having to sleep, wake up and do it all again.

What's the point in this shit? Why can't there be more opportunities to work from home? I'd even be able to work through a lunchbreak.

>>10306059
>http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jan/02/children-depression
I feel sorry for them. Why arent they using on their free time by doing enjoyable hobbies?

>>10306726
>Why arent they using on their free time by doing enjoyable hobbies?
Because they're depressed.
Common symptoms of depression include an inability to derive pleasure from previously enjoyable activities, and a lack of desire to seek out pleasurable activities.

pls2mak new nett thred plz

Get your ass movin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkhku-Zo9M