/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Throw the Homura one out on to the street to be run over by a car.

looks like a food basket

I like cats!

Trade my Sayaka in at Gamestop

-Set Kyouko free. Or kick her out if she doesn't want to leave.
-Sell Sayaka to asian restaurant.
-Enter Mami in pagents and keep her alone locked in a cage most of the time.
-Treat Madoka and Homu affectionately as pets.

Rub my penis all over them.
Have competitions between them, to see who can swallow the most of my semen.

pick up the kyouko one, and love it, and hug it, and squeeze it, and call it George.

kick the rest into a sewer drain.

I keep them all because why the hell not

prob cry. a lot.

buy them some color-coordinated kitty parkas for winter, because it's cold as fuck here. then we'd all go outside and I'd make a tiny igloo in the garden for them to play in.

I wish I could have a Homura cat. I would brush her hair everyday and make a tiny comfy bed for her to sleep

Cuddle and spoil Homunyan, then stop on the street and pick up another that some asshole >>10301633 threw out. 2 is better than 1.

>>10301754
You were to late, shes already roadkill.

>>10301765
Running over a cat isn't a cakewalk. Running over one that can stop time is virtually impossible. I'll love it twice as much on your behalf.

>>10301690

Yeah, probably this.

That's kawaii as fuck. I'd probably try to raise them but crack under the pressure to be a perfct parent and hang myself.

>>10301913
They're just cats d00d. But put all the blame on Kyouko again if you do off yourself.

>What do?

Get my dick out, of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zro0kVzTHjQ

>>10301994
agreed

>>10302012
That almost made me cry. Sick fucks.

eat

>>10302052
Pussy faggot. That was really tame, probably some subhuman tradition and in the same level as a circumcision but no one cries when they see one.

>>10301994
>>10301700
>>10301690

A combination of those.