/jp/ - Otaku Culture

my hand

~~revolutionary~~~~

>>10289256
How boring

The ona would never go back down.

>>10289336
It's attached to his waste by an elastic band; you can get rather tough ones.

>>10289336
One knee pulls it away, the other pulls it back.

how do I construct this?

All you need is a good timing to make it work.

Why not just hook some kind of pedal system to a reciprocating action device that pulls it back and forth?

>>10289871
Instead of the stairmaster, we could call it the fuckmaster.

eew

>>10289784
what

>>10289948
It's kinda like jojo

>>10289212
>>10289784
Fuck that, way too complex for me.

>>10289784

Physics? Fuck that shit, when masturbating everything is posible.

Have there been any interesting third-party applications for that 3DCG onahole?

>>10290075
What is physically wrong there?

I think instead of something that you knowingly and manually moved yourself, that it would be better to have something that moved on its own somewhat randomly. For instance, you press a button, and then all you knew was that it would move. You don't know how deeply it would take you in on any given stroke, nor would each stroke be evenly timed.

>>10290095
For starters, there isn't any tension in the cables.

>>10290143
I really want to try something like this

>>10290184
Don't you feel paranoid thinking that if you masturbate with that all the time it will eventually stretch your foreskin in the same direction it rotates in?

>>10290198
What if it alternates in both directions?

>>10290202
Eh I dunno, maybe. I still think something moving up and down over the shaft would feel better.

>>10290158
Sure, if it's in the space

>>10290208
Maybe, do they have something like that out there?

One of my biggest fetishes is being milked by a machine.2

>>10290221
I think a machine like you posted would not be very difficult to make. Making something that moved randomly however, would probably require some sort of programming to make the movements truly random.

>>10290249
I'm not very familiar with hardware. Is it easy to get a suitable motor? I guess once you have the motor you just need to attach the onahole to it (possibly with duct tape)

>>10290266
I'm not entirely sure, but the stuff to make a machine like that can't be horribly complicated.

>>10290280
I think the difficulty would lie in not breaking your chin-chin.

>>10290363
Not if we build a more powerful chinchin

>>10289677
That is one of the creepiest things I've seen in awhile.

What's up with the radio at the bottom?

>>10290377
By that point we're making robotic dicks to fuck mechanical vaginas.
I hope it turns into an arms race of robotic penis-crushing vaginas and mechanical vagina-busting penises.

>>10290400
Isn't there an SMBC strip like that?

>>10290387
I'll be honest, I wish I had it. Maybe without the "legs"

This thread has caused me to want to make some masturbation devices. I have a nebulizer pump and multiple aquarium pumps that I assume will help me create something pleasureable.

>>10290409
Looks painful.

>>10290409
I love how this thread is beginning to remind of spanish inquisition.

>>10290438
>aquarium pumps

Then I assume you also have fish; try to include them somehow for maximum pleasure.

>>10290499
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

>>10290516
Epic.
Simply. Epic.

>>10290522
I bet you have no friends

>>10290538
I bet you have no friends

>>10290409
Though this chair doesn't look very comfy at all.

>>10290409
My favorite is the dildo bike.

I knew i'd saved this image for a reason.

>>10290555
>the porn video where the japanese women secretly ride these bikes in public
>one of them sees a group of children and starts to cry

>>10290409
you are now hearing that song from Ghost.. manually

>>10290565
How lewd.

>>10290563
This is a brilliant idea. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>10290538
Normie alert!

>>10290538
i thought ur pop culture reference was pretty "lulzy", "bro" "xD"

>>10290565
Source, please?

>>10290613
sorry, this is from years ago.

>>10290613
I'm sure its one of these vids. Just browse through and try not to wank off.

http://www.nudevista.com/?q=dildo+bike&s=t

>>10290513
Not anymore. I have a handful of aquarium heaters as well, which are shaped just like dicks. I can probably incorportate them into some sort of heating mechanism. Maybe it'll have warm flowing water or something.

>>10290631
Now we're talking.

>>10290613
>>10290624
Let us know if you find it.

>>10290409

>>10290513
You can fsck a filesystem, but you can't tuna fish!

>>10290513
You can tune a filesystem, but you can't fsck a fish!

>>10290221
I acquired (read: took from unclaimed package) a RealTouch, and it is quite amazing, as it quite frankly milks you.

>>10290403
Do you mean this?

I just keep it old school

>>10291913
But you can murder your wife!

>>10292368

I take a hitachi magic wand and tie it to my evo17 with string or something. The string fits into the little groove at the head of the hitachi. I tie it tightly so that I can barely penetrate past that point. The entire onahole vibrates intensely. You don't even have to move if you don't want to but trust me you will involuntarily. I haven't been able to last longer than a minute with this setup and that's without the aid of any visuals too.

>>10292454
Mind if I ask what you're referring to by evo17? I'm getting mixed results when searching.

>>10296952
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieJRGCUpLc
The onahole.

Time to cough up some China bux.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lwpIyLQjU

>>10296975
I'm guessing it would work with almost any onahole, then. I definitely want to try it.

>>10296999
This is my fetish

>>10296999
>>10296999
>>10296999
>>10296999

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3i4qSz12EQ

>>10292454
Like this?

>>10298304
Not exactly, the tie goes around the little groove in the bulbous head, not the little stalk part.

The whole thing vibrates like crazy so if you feel like it, you only have to put your head inside and it feels like you're getting the best blowjob without even moving.

>>10298431
How loud is the wand?

>>10298304
nice butt

>>10296975

Maaaan, when I watch that I think of a cozy bed made out of onaholes.

>>10298304
picture made me read this thread to find out what a "cvanel" was

>>10298443
It's not that loud but they can barely be heard from outside a closed room if that's what you had in mind. Turning some music on low easily drowns it out.

There is an object inside the male anus that when stimulated can produce an orgasm superior to penile orgasm and also cause ejaculation.

We should further study this.

>>10298816
I tried one of those. It doesn't seem to be working for me.

>>10298827
I happen to be a certified technician. Maybe I could help?

>>10298431
Does the grinding from wand head damage the onahole material at all?

>>10289677
>>10290387

What the fuck are you saying. This is a work of art.

>>10289677
>Oniichan, my stand is moving on it's own

>>10289677
>>10299132

I need to make one of these in my life. Anyone got tutorials?

>>10296999
>semen extraction machine
INSERT YA DICK MEATBAG!

someone please put your penis in my butt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_QCjbfDkU

>>10299333
The correct term is «boypussy» Please pay attention to proper nomenclature.

>>10299420
are you going to fill my boypussy or not

>>10299347
He sounds strange.

>>10299488
It makes me wonder if any of you sound or act like the guy in the video

>>10299548
I-Is that too strange ?

>>10299568

No, it isn't

>>10299488

He sounds cute.

>>10299658
Yes, nevertheless, strange. For a male that is.

>>10299053
nah

>>10299347
>N-not real Pringles because they torture cats in their factories.
All of my wat.

I have a dragon dildo, it's okay.

>>10299743
>It starts to resemble the real female vagina you were lusting for 13 years but still not have it because she never calls or never answers your letters.
This shit is gold, thank you, /jp/.

>>10299488
It's like he's trying to sound nervous, like he's an actor. He doesn't get nervous to the point where he forgets what he about to say- there are no breaks in his speech, not does his voice every drop to a point where it is inaudible. I would say he is definitely pretending to be a shy geek.

>>10299347
I wonder if there where people desperate enough to make one.

>>10299770
If you watch the whole video you realize that he is just acting... at least partially...
But check out his comments on other videos, I love this guy.

>>10289880
ｗ

>>10289871
>>10289880
fapmaster 5000

>>10299838
Thank you.

>>10299885
Wow, are you really beeblefox?
Just a couple of questions: where do you get the courage to make these videos/comments? How much of this is a farce? How do you behave IRL?

>>10299928
No. Sorry for misleading, I thanked you for suggesting to check out his comments and so on. It kept me amused so I thanked you.

>>10299937
Oh, sorry, I was naive and too enthusiastic again. Yeah, he is fucking entertaining.

I bet you wish you had a sextoy like this /jp/

>>10290409
is that hooked up to a turntable?

>>10299144
I'd like to know what'd doing the movement. It should be pretty simple from there

>>10290612
Irony overload.

I finally tried something I read on /jp/ awhile back. I warmed up my 17 Evo, lubed it, and placed it between my mattress and box spring and humped it so I could go hands free. The problem is that its not quite the right height so its really awkward. Still felt amazing when I came though. I can't adjust my bed so that its lower and more in line with my waist, and the bulkiness of the bed made it more difficult. Has /jp/ made anything so they can solidly and securely hump their onahole in a more comfortable fashion?

>>10289677
>>10299132
Is it just me or do these look like they don't have enough force once your dick is inserted to actually move?

>>10300991
Don't tread on my dreams, anon.

>>10301020
I'm not, I'm just suggesting we need to put our tech knowledge to the test to find a method of onahole propulsion good enough to satisfy /jp/s cock.

>>10301033

>>10301052
too expensive

>>10300966
tighten a belt around two pillows, then insert the ona. adjust the height with additional pillows underneath or above

Sorry, drawing a complete blank here. However, found some interesting and completely unrelated vegetable-washing technology.

>>10301376
what

>all these people trying to macguyver their onaholes when you can just put them in between mattresses with an equal-height object behind them (cd spindle/shoe/whatever)

>>10303838
I want to be able to masturbate without moving at all.

>>10303838
Jesus, there must be at leeast a thousand dollars worth of dildoes and vag hoiles

>>10303875
>you will never be sold to a milk bar and be hooked up on tap in front of everyone as they suck you dry as you tremble in pleasure.

>>10306399
no one would want your smelly neet cum anon

>>10300966
Bed too high? Stack pillows under your knees until satisfactory elevation acquired.

>>10306399
Is that what they were drinking in Clockwork Orange?

>>10300966
>>10306793
I prefer lying in bed with an onahole between the bed and my stomach. It feels a bit less awkward.

lkjlkjlkjoklkj

>>10303838
Whenever I see this picture I want to fuck the onaholes with the dragon dildoes.

>>10310820
You won't be feeling any pleasure this way.

>>10311124
With the way robotic prosthetics are being developed, we could soon have dragon dildos and onaholes linked directly to our brains, thus letting us feel pleasure directly.

>>10289677
>>10299132

No really, how do I build this?

>>10311124
Don't you feel good when you slide a thing neatly into something else?

Maybe its just me but before Onaholes start moving on their own I rather we invent one of those aphrodisiacs they keep spamming in Eroges that multiplies semen production, orgasm recovery rate and increases sensitivity.

A normal singular orgasm just doesn't do it for me any more. And the second one just leaves me feeling like ass if I try to go for it

>>10317904
I find it works best if you fap a 2nd time about 2 hours after the first.

>>10290249
With the proper woodworking or metalworking experience, an arduino, an h-bridge motor driver, a good motor, an onahole, and minor programming skills you could have a onahole rape machine in about half an hour.

You could also use a continuous rotation servo if you wanted exact movement down angular degrees but it'd be much more expensive than a simple motor.

With the number of things you can interface with an arduino though you could have any number of variables. Make it move differently based on ambient light, temperature, even skin conductivity. Put LEDs all over the thing that change based on how long you've been going.

Fuck the sex machine arduinos are just fun.

>>10290516
that guy has a cool costume

>>10291913
you can tuna fish

>>10317904
read this

>>10319553
Oh, thanks for reminding me, gotta take my dose.

>>10319553
I should probably research these drugs first...

>>10319553
Do these increase orgasm duration at all? I just want a 30 second orgasm.

>>10320469
You can't control your orgasms?

How old are you, 13?

>>10289212
Isn't it possible to accidentally your entire dick off if it goes wrong?

>>10320350
They're not drugs, they're dietary supplements. Very important distinction.

>>10320503
That's what makes it exciting, anon

>>10320469
DPH and some good old fashioned edging seems to increase orgasm duration quite nicely. Some times I swear I have two orgasms.

This game had some silly but interesting recommendations, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Plus having a cute 2d girl talking to you like if she were watching while you do your business is oddly arousing.

>>10320577
>書道で使う筆をテープなどでしっかり取り付けます

I'd like to try this out but with a onahole attached to it instead.

>>10320629
That sounds painful to do with a full onahole though. If you do let us know.