/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Now that everyone has a GPS this idiom won't make sense any more. It's like the floppy disk save icon in Microsoft Word.

No. I am exactly where I want to be. And now is my chance...

Okuu, PLEASE MARRY ME!

>>10289488
She's pointing a weapon of mass destruction at you and you're asking her to marry you out of the blue when she doesn't even know you?

Do you WANT to die a horrible death?

>>10289464
How is Kisume so adorable?

>>10289500
That cute, innocent little face...

>>10289500
>>10289508
Its the bucket. Buckets are moe.

>>10289511
I wish she'd move aside so I could admire the bucket.

>>10289511
But I have lots of buckets, and they aren't moe at all.

>>10289495
Satori is there too. She will know the truth about how much I love her.

>>10289528
And what deludes you into thinking they'd give 2 shits about how some random guy feels?

>>10289520
you don't have a cute girl to go with the bucket. that adds to the appeal of the bucket immensely. its like a big mac without sauce.

>>10289511
It's a pretty under appreciated bucket.

>>10289538
Why wouldn't they? They never get human visitors, or people from above ground.

>>10289557
That would make you all the more of a rare delicacy when they cut you up and eat you.

>>10289567
I'm marrying Okuu and there is nothing you can do about it anonymous~

>SA crew
Nope, this is exactly what I wanted

>>10289500
>>10289508

So adorable

how would I go about wooing yuugi

>>10289586
make her a little horn ribbon

>>10289575
Grats on the marriage.

>>10289586
She likes strong and earnest people. Someone who can match her in an all-out fight.

Better get to lifting.

How do I woo Satori?

>>10289586
Open a brewery, and send an invitation to her with a six pack of beer and tape 5 bucks to it.

>>10289601
Think lewd thoughts so perfectly you make her climax without even touching her.

>>10289620
That...doesn't sound like it would work. Sounds like mental rape or something.

>>10289590
Do you need Satori's consent to marry Okuu?

>>10289627
Well, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A SATORI MASTER, WHY EVEN ASK?

>>10289601
too bad im going to hump satori and send you pictures of her crying!

>>10289628
Unless you want to elope or something.

>>10289635
Don't you touch her, you bastard! You make her cry and I'll make you bleed!

>>10289644
Calm down, I'm sure Satori can take care of herself. And if not, her pets can kill and eat >>10289635 for her, ok.

>>10289653
Grrr...what kind of guy would I be if I just left the woman I love to fend for herself with someone I know intends to hurt her!?

>>10289638
I wouldn't do that to them. Satori loves Okuu and I would never take them away from each other.

>>10289674
She won't get hurt though. What kind of delusional image do you have of Satori anyway?

help!

>>10289702
It's not delusional. Satori isn't very strong, and anonymous usually gets plot armor in these kinds of situations.

>>10289718
But it is. She might not be battle-oriented, but she is a fully-grown youkai. With many youkai pets who adore her and would do anything to protect her. She's not emotionally fragile or easily disturbed either.

>and anonymous usually gets plot armor in these kinds of situations
no, because that kind of situation wouldn't even happen

Best touhous.

SDM can suck a dick.

>>10289586
Lots of potent sake. Act chill when the two of you wake up after passing out.

>>10289754
Anon would be dead before Yuugi passed out.

>>10289766
You gotta practice. Every night, until your liver is barely functioning. Only then do you have a prayer.

>>10289802
>>10289766

Oh, you were talking about that. I was thinking a crushed pelvis type situation.

I hate ZUN so much for how much he's disregarded the SA cast.

>>10289802
after years of heavy drinking my liver no longer functions properly. I get drunk very fast now.

>>10291114
I'm just trying to say you cannot practice that without consequences.

>>10289575
That's lust you feel, not love.

>>10292398
But Okuu is love.