/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Many times. Mostly with fictional characters.

>>10283083
Sometimes I feel like I'm in love with you, OP.

>>10283083
always

Not at all, friend.

/jp/ treats me badly.

I get frisky and wild when I think about lewd things with /jp/

/jp/ is mean and cruel.

Sometimes I feel like I already have.

/jp/ is adorable if you can find them outside of the board.

They're so shy and nervous. It's like talking to a scared little girl. I once talked someone from /jp/ into talking to me with a microphone and he became so nervous that I got to hear him have an adorable panic attack. It was so cute that my heart fluttered just from hearing it.

Remember that one guy?

Yeah, that one.

I think I am, but I don't think he loves me back.

>>10283210
I bet he does !

>>10283219
I can only wish.

>>10283182
I want to be dominated by a confident girl.

I think /jp/ is cute but definitely not relationship material.

I would however give her a blowjob once in a while and then ignore her just to play with her feelings.

I love my boyfriend.

>>10283262
I love my boyfriend too.
I've met him here on /jp/

It was more the other way around. I don't really know what it feels like at all. Never bothered to try, but i had a few girls confessed to me a couple of times.


I was pretty Apathetic, and still am.

>>10283271
How?

All the /jp/ers that I have tried to contact get too socially awkward and stop replying to my mails.

Sometimes I wish there were forced marriages on the internet.

It depends. Sometimes I want to sage every thread on the front page because it's full of bakas.

The only female who would want to date someone from /jp/ would have to be some girl with pedophile urges who would settle for dating a child with the body of a grown man.

>>10283292
Sage function does not negatively affect a thread, idiot.

>>10283317
>a child with the body of a grown man

Can you switch your attributes?

>>10283290
Same thing happens to me. I've only gotten one person to stick around and they're definitely worth it. It took a long time though. You just have to wade through all the bad ones and eventually you'll find someone who is cute and awkward but still likes you enough to not stop replying.

>>10283290
> Sometimes I wish there were forced marriages on the internet.

They could still ignore you.

>>10283271
>>10283290

Are you men that are dating other men?

>>10283323
I never claimed it did.

>>10283349
I am,

>>10283262
>>10283271

stop

>>10283362
There would be no other reason for you to word your post the way you did.

>>10283262
>>10283271
yeah I think the less said about that the better

>>10283317
All the pedofemales that I have ever meet are horrible people.

>>10283338
Unless I find out where he lives and rape him over and over until he gets addicted to my boypussy.

I met my boyfriend on /jp/, we have been together for almost a year now. I love him!

>>10283385
>Unless I find out where he lives and rape him over and over until he gets addicted to my boypussy.

Just choose a victim them.
Please take me ;_;

I wanna be fugged by jp

>>10283396
>>10283396
Do you have an email?
What is your timezone?

>>10283397

>>10283405
I'll do it PST

>>10283083
I lije /jp/, I think the anons here are very kind and nice. I've been helped out a few times by /jp/ and it's made me very happy.
I'm glad I found /jp/...

>>10283387
This is not true. You are just trying to make me sad.

>>10283405
>Do you have an email?
Yes.

>What is your timezone?
CET

>>10283416
like*

When I wake up in the morning, /jp/, and the sunlight hurts my eyes~
Then something without warning, /jp/, bears heavy on my mind~
But then I look at you and the world is alright with me~

Just one look at you, /jp/, and I know it's gonna be... It's gonna be a lovely day~

>>10283419
What kind of clothes do you live wearing?
Are you a virgin?
Where do you live?
Do you have a family?
Do you get startled easily?

I have fallen in love with blogshit threads.
I look forward to seeing them throughout the year 2013 :)

Someone post their email, I'm bored and lonely

>>10283432
>What kind of clothes do you like wearing?
Suits, actually.
Just can't be arsed to iron them, so mostly running around in shirts.

>Are you a virgin?
Yes.

>Where do you live?
Austria.

>Do you have a family?
None worth it.

>Do you get startled easily?
Somewhat.

>>10283448
Me too. We would just be bored and boring together.

>>10283457
What is your favorite kind of music?
What do you think about brown girls?
Am I being too pushy? I'm sorry.

>>10283432
>Do you get startled easily?
Shit, son, what are you planning?

>>10283418
No! Please do not be sad anon. You will find somebody, I promise

>>10283271
>>10283290
This is a shitty thread anyways so I mightaswell go into detail.
There was a thread made by a desperate 13 year old girl here on /jp/ asking for friends and I decided to just post my email.Another anon did the same then, so I added them both.
Long story short, he got into a relationship first with her and then with me.

He can be very nice and caring but he likes to bully me...
I don't mind though as long as he doesn't leaves me

>>10283468
>What is your favorite kind of music?
Symphonic metal.

>What do you think about brown girls?
Eh, why not? Can't be more neurotic or uglier than white ones.

>>10283471
>>Do you get startled easily?
>Shit, son, what are you planning?
I, for one, welcome my new mistress.

>>10283473
Don't lie to him. It's cruel.

>>10283475
You stole him away from her you thieving cat!

>>10283480
My boyfriend is really cute too, he looks just like jesus!

>>10283481
But....she abadoned him....

>>10283486
>he looks just like jesus!
He's undead and has holes in his hands and feet?

>>10283422

I love you anon.

>>10283493
He has pretty long brown hair, like princess Jesus

I love you /jp/ but sometimes I would like to beat the man out of you.

I read back-and-forths between lewd anons and masturbate to them. That's the closest I've come to love.

Every once in a while I fell like I really like you guys. Sometimes even so much that I'd like to talk to one of you so we could get to know each other.

But that usually changes really quick when I realize I'd be too afraid to ever actually talk to any of you. And beyond that, there's always the occasional thread that destroys my image of the nice /jp/sie

I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for you, /jp/.

But.. I don't know about that.
There have been many times that we've loved and we've shared love and made love.

It doesn't seem to me like it's enough. It's just not enough, /jp/. It's just not enough.

Lord, some things I can't get used to. No matter how I try.
It's like the more you give the more I want. And /jp/, that's no lie.

What am I going to do?
What kind of love is this that you're giving me?
Is it in your kiss or just because you're sweet?
/jp/, all I know is that every time you're here... I feel a change, oohhh.. Something moves, and I scream your name...

/jp/, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU

>>10283414
PST eh?

I remember I cant post on 4chan for a while due to isp problem.

I feel like as I want to speak but my voice isnt coming out. That isn't a nice feeling

>>10283448

I'm a petit little /jp/ boy please message me.

Is /jp/ afraid of half-conscious relationships?

I'm scared of awake people, I feel like they are going to punch me or make fun of me and stuff...

So I got this idea of a sleeping relationship. While you're sleeping I would sneak into your house and be a good girl for you.
I could brush you hair, clean your hears, kiss you gently, lovingly and slowly play with your genitals. I find that even big men are cute when they are sleeping...I would stare you for hours.

I would also hum lullabies and pet your head. And when you wake up you wouldn't even know I was there.

I'm afraid of talking to people over the internet.

I only feel safe when I'm Anonymous.

I get all flustered if I put a trip on.

>>10283553
Good idea but I would have to be drugged to not wake up.

>>10283553
But how would I know you even exist?

>>10283553

That's arousing but ultimately not very fulfilling if I'm unconscious throughout our time spent together.

>>10283574
Same. I would want to do the same to that person, at the absolute minimum.

>>10283560
Oh I'm very sneaky

>>10283561
We could agree before hand. I could also leave love letters for you in the morning.

>>10283574
Probably true but I would let you use my body in any way you want while I'm sleeping to make up for it.

>>10283581
Stop.

>>10283581

>love letters
>I would let you use my body in any way you want while I'm sleeping to make up for it.

Now it's perfect.

>>10283581
This is never going to happen so please stop youre just making me suffer

>>10283581
I would actually want to try that.

>>10283582
You can't say no when you're asleep Anon.

Maybe you'll get a special visit tonight.

Perhaps in the past, but its not the same anymore, and I feel like theres distance between us now.

How do I know that I'm not being molested in my sleep by some /jp/ stalker?

>>10283613

You don't sleep.

>>10283553
If I didn't know about it, I don't think I could be afraid of it.

>>10283613
No one wants to touch that filthy body of yours.

>>10283613
Your anus being sore and filled with cum would be a good indicator of sleep molestation.

>>10283612
It's your fault.

>>10283613
Hide a camera somewhere in your room and film yourself while you sleep.

david please reply
;_;

>>10283632
Hi dude ;_;

"I love you" are three words that are often spoken but seldom heard.

You say that you think it's love you feel, but there's only way to tell if it's real.
Girl, we've got to get it on.

>>10283632
Log on.

>>10283622

>>10283634
>Girl, we've got to get it on.
But you can have sex without loving each other.

>>10283636
I am.

Love is horrible, I'd hope not.

>>10283625
More than likely, I can't keep up with all the new people anymore.

I fell in love once and the only thing that came from it was a lot of pain and suffering.

Love is like a drug. You get drunk and high on the love, but then it comes crashing down out of no where and you feel sick and you want to cry for days.

>>10283659
oday's love is not what you could call pure love, it's more of crushes and fancies. Love itself can come only once and can never be completely understood.

How do I know if the other person loves me?

saying you love somebody is dangerous and reckless.

i just like being with /jp/.

>>10283677
By asking them.

>>10283677
You don't. You can only hope.

>>10283673
We usually don't fall in love with the person, we fall in love with the idea of that person, and how it makes us feel.

Once this happens, romantic love as a brain functioning system, takes over and prevents us from make rational judgments about our options.

>>10283683
But they can lie.

They can lie to you for years.

And you might never find out. And if you do, you wish you hadn't.

>>10283677
Just emotionally blackmail them until they do.

Love is not real, it's just how people today interpret their need to procreate. That is how you know gays are not normal and need to be cured.

>>10283690
You can test them easily.

>>10283687
We grow attached to someone to love us unconditionally like when we were a baby our mothers did. we long for that kind of love again, unfortunatly some of us never learn to give and take, and follow this search ignorantly.

>>10283687
kyaaaa～ /jp/ can be so romantic! are you saying you'd do silly irrational stuff for me?

>>10283633
Is it really you?
Although I guess that is a common name.

>>10283696

No. Eat a bag of shit.

>>10283708
drat, now i'm sad. time to open the choya and the yaoi folder.

/jp/ - Disappointed romantic

>>10283696
I'm scared of falling in love because I would completely go nuts for that person.

>>10283723
A rational fear, been there done that. Stay pure, /jp/, it's not worth the misery.

I just want to cuddle. I don't really care about love.

>>10283748
But what's the alternative? Spending every night hugging your dakimakura and pretending it's your waifu?

I just want someone to share a bed with, and maybe do random stuff like watching movies on other times. But it's kinda hard to find people for this.

>>10283774
>But what's the alternative? Spending every night hugging your dakimakura and pretending it's your waifu?

Why not?
What's the difference?For me it's alot less pain and trouble with sligthly less benefit

>>10283789
A dakimakura isn't warm and can't hug you back.

>>10283759
Get a big fluffy dog.

>>10283774
Get a cat or a rabbit and love your waifu.

>>10283798
In your fantasy she can, and that's good enough for me.

>>10283774
Wait it out, the feeling will subside after a while.

It's not permanent.

>>10283809
I don't have a very good imagination.

>>10283774
I want one of those pillows without an anime character on it, but have no idea wear to look or what they're called.

>>10283789
>Why not?
>What's the difference?

Well… the difference between a living, human being and a pillow.

The difference between hugging a cold ball of synthetic fiber and hugging a girl, who instinctively hugs you bag and buries her face in your chest.

The difference between smelling synthetic fiber and her hair and breath.

Etc.

Dakimakuras are a very poor ersatz.

>>10283822
Are you retarded?

>>10283828
Yes.

But.. i just want a friend who will not fall in love with me.

I miss my /jp/ days. NEETing it up, watching animes, playing shitty games, not giving a single fuck.

Of course there were depressing times, but all in all I could do whatever I wanted, didn't have many other obligations in life.

Now I have a gf and have to hide my inner otaku. I guess you can't really have everything. Enjoy the little things you have /jp/, it's much simpler the /jp/ way.

>>10283836
No way, you're too much of a dreamboat.

>>10283836
Fuck off.

>>10283836
I can be your friend.

>>10283083
I wish Youmu would give me a heart.

>>10283834
That's sad, but we cannot do anything about it.
Have you tried jumping from a high building?

what's her name /jp/...?

>>10283857
*rips out heart*
*gives it to u*
here u g-go.. ugh.......

>>10283875
Anonymous

I wish my boyfriend would gloat about me on /jp/.

>>10283875

Latasha. Black girl, pretty slim around the waist.

>>10283893

I wish MY boyfriend could hug me ;)

>>10283840
I am sorry! Thank you, anyway.

>>10283843
You will make a good one, anon.

>>10283850
I am always your friend!

Our primary motivation as human beings is to expand the self and to increase our abilities and our effectiveness. One of the ways we accomplish this is through our relationships with other people. We have learned in our research that it is important to feel that you have the ability to be an effective person, especially in our relationships.

I have a really nice boyfriend named >>10283893-kun.

>>10283921
That's a silly name.

>>10283921
I wish that was you, but you're not online right now!

Thanks for making me feel a bit better though.

My boyfriends penis is smaller than mine, its cute

>>10283938
I wish /jp/ raped me

>>10284137
Address?

>>10284137
no homu

>>10284150
It's not rape if I invite you, silly.

I wish someone from /jp/ would love me ;-;

I'll be your little servant girl, anything. I just want to be loved

/jp/ is a terrible person. Do not be tricked by his lies.

Rid yourself of the attachment and become celibate.

You can never take it easy as long as your mind still desires a romantic partner

>>10284274
Don't listen to her. Come to my house and we'll do very fun things.

>>10284260
Would you make me breakfast if I pat your head?

>>10284280
Just look at all the hostility on /jp/ every day. You'd have to be a moron to think /jp/ could ever be nice and like anyone but himself.

>>10284260
Sorry. We are submissive around here.

If you want friends you'll have to be dominant and start ordering around.

>>10283290
I wish I got into this thread a little earlier so I could have responded to you with my email.

>>10284283

I'll do whatever you want :S

>>10284292
I'm still here. I was about to go to sleep.

>>10284297
Well, that's my email if you want it. I don't usually stop emailing abruptly like a lot of people here, sadly.

Can't quite say that I love /jp/, but so far, it's been fun. I definitely like you, /jp/. Stay cute!

>>10284447
Thank you

>>10283475
wait, when was this thread?
Was it last year?

>>10283475
Nobody has ever met anyone from /jp/ or gotten a bf from here. I wont believe your shitty lies trolls.

I think I fell in love with a girl I was in the same psychiatric ward in when I was a teenager. She killed herself though.

>>10284640
I lost my virginity from a /jp/er.

>>10284640
I'd like to hope I'll get a /jp/ boy/girlfriend some day.

>>10284656
Don't we all?

I fall in my love with my own posts so yes.

>>10283553
don't do it he's going to play shit like this:
http://youtu.be/0vvU-Ajwbok

disgusting fucking pedos, you should all get permbanned

>>10284656
The ones who don't consistently email probably don't, I guess.

>>10284687
I meant to direct that post to this:
>>10284665

>>10284687
You can't have a boyfriend over email.

>>10284682
Just like my sleep paralysis episodes except without the blood curdling screams and pain.

>>10284699
But a relationship can start that way. If there's no personal communication, it's just us and this board.

Please e-mail me if you would like to become my girlfriend, or boyfriend. Accepting all applicants.

>>10284717
hope you get better soon.

>>10284726
what about just a friend?

>>10284730

Also acceptable.

>>10284699
I don't want a email boyfriend, I want a proper real boyfriend. No use though, that will never happen and all the stories about it are fake.

>>10284737
I can do that too. However, distances can be troubling. Makes me wish science fiction was real and we could use teleports to meet each other.

That feel when you ruined your asshole out of a desire to take larger and larger objects and would never be able to enjoy a cute /jp/sy cock.

>>10284641
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

Please e-mail me, /jp/. I promise I will be a good friend! I promise!

I think of emailing people, then I think what possible good could come from it.

>>10285055
You get a picture of their penor?

>>10285067
What if it's a girl.

>>10285069
Then you fucked up.

>>10285069

That's even better. A girl with a dick.

I'm looking for a nice strong man to cuddle with. Please send me an email if you're interested.

>>10285051
emailed you.

I like how I could ctrl + f "email" without even reading this thread and my assumptions were correct.

You are not "/jp/sies", you are fucking weeaboo normalfags using us as a dating site. Get out.

>>10285124
Do you truly think normalfags would go to /jp/ and only /jp/? I'm sure normalfags would be outside right now or sleeping if in the US.

>>10285134

>Do you truly think normalfags would go to /jp/

1) half of this thread is from /a/
2) you aren't going to "only /jp/", you're also hoping to go to whatever gay little chat client it is you use to talk to your faux-/jp/sie normalfriends. Probably steam in the end. Shut the fuck up.

>>>/soc/

>>10285152
I feel bad for you.

>>10285152
How is it going to bother you?
This thread is still /jp/ related

If you don't like then hide it ffs

>>10285152
literally everyone is from /a/. /jp/'s didn't appear out of the air when the board split.

and before then they were probably on /b/ until they worked out there were other boards.

>>10285168
>>10285166
I agree with that guy. Fuck off. Go use other board, you fucking bug chasers.

>>10285152
Assumptions everywhere.

I feel it is pointless to argue, but I also want to say something. Yes, I am only going to /jp/; I don't like to use instant messengers because it requires a person to speak quickly, I like having time to think, so emailing is preferable; I don't have any "normalfriends" I find having such friends to be repulsive because I don't have as much freedom; I haven't touched steam for about a year or two.

I hope that has answered some of your complaints, please stop being so angry.

>>10285166

Rest assured I suffer from a great deal of "feels" due to not holding online relationships with retards.

>>10285168

>This thread is still /jp/ related

No it isn't.
It is literally a /soc/ thread.
The OP text contains "/jp/" to avoid making that obvious.
Very clever guys.

>Please e-mail me, /jp/
>That feel when you ruined your asshole
>Please e-mail me if you would like to become my girlfriend

Tell me how any of that is /jp/ related or get the fuck out.

>>10285183

You don't need to email anyone. If /jp/ isn't enough for you then go somewhere else.

>>10285195

It sounds like someone is bitter from a previous online relationship.

>>10285195
I like the people that reside within /jp/. I never said emailing was absolutely necessary, but it is an available resource for communication.

More quotes from this epic "/jp/-related" thread

>I wish that was you, but you're not online right now!
>I have a really nice boyfriend
>I wish MY boyfriend could hug me ;)
>Now I have a gf and have to hide my inner otaku.

I love otaku culture!

>>10285205

Emailing adds nothing /jp/ doesn't already have. You can't even begin to argue against that without basically admitting you don't like anonymous imageboards. In which case why are you here?

I don't get it. Why do even such threads appear here? /jp/ isn't some LGBT AIDS spreading hive. When will you subhumans learn it?

>>10285209
I would like to believe emailing takes conversation between two people a step further. The two people can still be considered anonymous because an email shouldn't reveal your identity. Only when those two people decide to shed their anonymity at their own discretion. Of course, that is my opinion and you have your opinion. As they say, we can agree to disagree if you would like to.

>>10285214

i'll tell you why mate, it's because human nature dictates that people like to personally interact with others who share similar interests. the anonymous imageboard is quite an impersonal medium of such interaction m8. thusly it is necessary for like-minded individuals to find a way to take these impersonal interactions to another plane in order to fulfill their desire for actual human interaction. a desire w/ is almost certainly more prevalent in the type of people who visit this board regularly.

>>10285219
>takes conversation between two people a step further.

Sounds disgusting. No tru/jp/sie would care for this.

>>10285226
>desire for actual human interaction.

See, now we're getting closer.

Maybe 5 more posts before you finally just accept you are a normalfag poser.

>>10285233

it sounds to me like you are in fact the normalfag. as it seems you are lacking a natural human desire, which is almost certainly because you fulfill it regularly in your own life outside the internet.

>>10285233
more like pozer amirite

>>10285233
Except you're also a part of this thing we call human interaction. A foreign concept, I know, but posting on this board and this conversation we're having is also called interacting with one another.

>>10285240
He's right though. Why won't you fucking faggot go visit a gay bar or something?
/jp/ is an "Otaku Culture", not "my gay buddie meatup".

>>10285240
>as it seems you are lacking a natural human desire

Lacking the desire to have 3D friends?
Yes, that is a given in otaku culture.
Are you lost?

>>10285248

Read a few posts up. I acknowledge this. Imageboards are communication. Therefore there's no need to go any further outside of the board. There is no excuse except for /soc/ shit.

>>10285249

the point is that the people here aren't interested in eating some roided up goon in a gay bar matey, they happen to be high functioning autists and only wish to interact with other such people. as such they have to search in the only place on the internet they visit, understand? unlucky for you asocial autists that you have to deal with it.

>>10285262

you can't admit to the desire for communication of any form (which you must have since you browse and post here) and then say "but the desire to actually talk to someone 1on1 is for normals only!!"

for some people, the only human interaction they receive is through /jp/, perhaps someone as normal as yourself wouldn't understand. you probably have a job and have to talk to annoying people all day, i wouldn't want to talk to anyone if i was in that situation either.

>>10285270
So it's "/jp/ all my homo buds here"? Fuck off.

>>10285283
>the only human interaction they receive is through /jp/

Nothing wrong with that.
As for your boring assumptions, actually /jp/ is my only communication outlet.
I don't care because I am not a closeted normalfriend. /jp/ is not "ronery culture".

>>10285292

nah it's "/jp/ - not stringently on-topic and thus allows for people to share contact info if they so wish since it harms no-one"

>>10285292
Would you think of it any differently if it was heterosexual or if some people just want some sort of friendship? If you hate the latter as well, you should direct your hatred towards the pen-pal threads too, if you aren't doing so already.

>>10285307

/jp/ is my only communication outlet as well, & I have no interest in e-mailing people from here, but that doesn't mean I'm so uptight that I give a shit what people post in a single thread on this board.

How do I know if my friend like likes me? I'm worried to tell him because what if I scare and lose him.

I may be a bit comitophobic. The anonymity in 4chan is just nice for me.

Thanks for being around, everyone.

>>10283083
No. I fucking hate this place.

I don't think I've ever felt love for something, not giving or receiving or the love people have for family members. I wonder if I'm missing out or if it's better off this way.

I have felt some fleeting "lust" for sexy touhous though.

>>10285544
You're welcome

>>10285556
Do you enjoy coming to /jp/ a lot that you wouldn't know what you would do without it? Then I suppose you love this place. It's also possible you don't know how the emotion is supposed to feel.

>>10283875

She visits /jp/ so I hope she doesn't read this.. her name is your mom

>>10285596
Please do not misuse the spoiler function.

>>10285599

How is that misusing the spoiler function, crossboarder-san?

Not really. I don't like going to /jp/ very often anymore because I feel it's too inappropriate and it was rubbing off on me.

Does anyone have a boyfriend? How big is his penis compared to yours? :3

Yes. /jp/ is my cute, young wife that greets me when I come home after a stressful day and keeps me company in the long and cold winter nights.

>>10283385

>boypussy

Too much Dark Souls, friend.

Yes, all the time

/jp/ a cute

>>10284682
this is horryfing

>>10286135
My hand doesn't have a penis, sorry.

>>10286188
I have a penis though~

Why is the email field given the name email, and what is it's function? When is it acceptable to use it?

>>10286135
I don't know I'll find out soon though and tell you!

>>10286197
But you're not my boyfriend. My hand is the closest thing to a significant other there is.

>>10286209
I don't need your approval to be your boyfriend :3

>>10286217
Alright then. Too bad this relationship won't even last an hour and you still won't know who I am. In the mean time, I'll be having an open affair with my hand.

>>10286231
It is indeed sad, I will abandon you for someone better but at least you can say you were in a relationship

>>10286250
Actually I'm too oblivious to acknowledge I ever was in a relationship. So I'll continue to say that I've never been in a relationship before.

(Also, no one is better than me as I am the best there is.)

>>10286267
>(Also, no one is better than me as I am the best there is.)
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

>>10286277
shut the fuck up whore

>>10286279
Well that's just plain rude.

>>10286277
Does that mean you are now your own boyfriend?

>>10286293
No but I do have one now so there.

>>10286295
Okay, good luck with your hand then.

>>10286279
No bully please.

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>>10286338
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>>10286338
Thanks for your contribution.

This thread is fucking disgusting.

>>10286583
so is ur face

>>10286588

>>10286620
thanks ive been waiting for this opportunity forever

As much as I hate the whole 'WAAIFUUUU' thing, I'm deeply in love with a fictional character to the point where I changed my life and I'm proud to say I'm in a relationship with her.

I really wish there was a different word than waifu because that word is really stupid. Would '妻' or 'ヨメ' be a better suit? Or should I just call her my girlfriend or lover, or...?

But yes, I do feel like I have fallen in love.

>>10287379

>>10287379
I know how you feel. I think it's better to just forget about trying to put a word on it. They're just the person you love, there's no need for to label it.

>>10287379

What kind of relationship is it?

& Who is she?

>love

What are some deep questions your boyfriend asks you? Like you've only been going out for about a month, what are some questions to ask or things to talk about that will help make things less awkward?

>>10287485
That is what I'm thinking, but its hard to explain when people ask online.

>>10287492
Its a somewhat platonic relationship, yet at the same time like.. an actual relationship people have with 3D. Its a give and take relationship and I do my best to make her happy, and she makes me happy in return. And, I would like to keep that private since I don't want her to be made fun of or shit posted about.

>>10287641
"How big is your dick?"

>>10287641
sometimes it depends on the way your relationship is,then questions and talkings are determined by the nature of the particular relationship

>>10287641

Larry Prinst Larry Prinst
pretty much just go out different places, the more things you see the more questions you can ask. let it come naturally, you'll make it awkward by asking random things instead of letting them come. if you ask him a random question and a short answer comes out... thats when you build that strange moment

>>10287656
Like what? We're really close and been together for 2 years now.

>>10287675
ask him what his favorite.....
drink
food
movie
song
shirt
style
porn
animal
ect...

take turns telling eachother what they like the most about you. ask him about his hopes and dreams for the future. if he doesn't have any then abandon ship. he's just an aimless vessel going wherever the wind takes him.... sounds romantic but people like that always hit an iceburg

>>10287690
meant to quote
>>10287641

>>10287698
But you didn't use any quotes.

>>10287708
>implying

What do you do if you love a 2D character, but there is a real person that loves you? I don't know how they'll take being rejected for someone fictional.

>>10287715
I would feel bad, but nobody loves me so its fine.

>>10287715
look you gotta let yourself know whats fake and reality. Anime shouldent be your life, it should be a hobby your gonna miss out on alot if you take animes to seriously.

>>10287715
I feel sorry for people like you. Why won't you like real people not cartoons.

>>10287735
Probably some kind of mental illness.

>>10287715
Living in a fantasy world will leave you stunted and strange, loving a cartoon character is not healthy.

>>10287715
Why would you need to? If someone truly loves you they should accept other things you love in your life, and maybe even learn to love the character themselves.

>>10287715
Who gives you happiness?

>>10287715
You're like me! :D Although I don't particularly have a little world lol..

>>10287755
You can only have one great love in life.

>>10287760
>>10287758
>>10287755
>>10287747
>>10287740
>>10287735
>>10287732
>>10287731
>>10287715
Please commit sudoku.

How do people fall in love with anime characters?

>>10287763
That's just not true. You can have multiple, even at the same time.

>>10287768
Why are plebs unable to fall in love with things they can't physically touch? Your waifu is an idea.

>>10287766
xD

>>10287768
It's not really love- just infatuation. Like falling in "love" with Harry Potter or Jack Sparrow. Ever been in "love" with a pop star? Same thing

>>10287768
Probably beaten up and/or turned down by real women so they turn to fake characters and pretend they're in love.

>>10287781
lol f*cking losers

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>>10287785
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>>10287795

lel 95% of the comments in this thread is all copypasta btw.

>>10287768
It is no different than someone being a fan of a real life movie star or pop idol. The only difference is of course the object of desire is a drawing. You are infatuated with the"image" in both cases.

>>10287773
No, one is your true love, the other is just pretend.

>>10287821
>It is no different than someone being a fan of a real life movie star or pop idol.
Besides that one is real and the other is not.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080107214726AACZ0Cl

>>10287768
i knew a girl in the fifth grade who had an actual crush on some anime character... i found it a bit strange...lol

>>10287842
Wow, those people are sad.

http://vo.do/itwan

I-I'm sorry /jp/-san, I should have never posted.

>>10287873
hope you fags learned your lesson.

>>10283262
I love your boyfriend too.

>>10287879
I'm not a fag, nerd.

Please stop bullying.

>>10287918

no

>>10287918
I will protect you Anon.

>>10283083
>Do you ever feel like you have fallen in love
I might have
>with /jp/?
nope

>>10287944
No, fuck off.

>>10287766
Jesus christ, where did all those people come from? And why hasn't this terrible thread been deleted yet?

>>10287981
Maaaake me.

plsnblly

>>10287675
If you've been going out for 2 years and you're still needing to make small talk and feel awkward you're doing something wrong.

Just hug him, and enjoy the sweet silence and love. You don't need to constantly talk about things, just learn to enjoy his presence. Maybe