/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Patchouli just needs to take that moon of her head and she would be perfect.

>>10280694
That's the number one thing she has going for her. Do you really want to dumb her down to "generic purple haired girl" that much?

The moon doesnt make sense, she isn't a fuckin moon princess

>>10280664
No. They're both monsters. I'd kill them sooner than they can lay their filthy appendages on me.

>>10280854
With your dick am I right

>>10280854
You wouldn't have a choice, they're stronger and better than you.

>>10280694
the moon is beautiful and adds just the right touch of magic

>>10280862
>>10280863
You cannot comprehend the magnitude of my hatred for monsters. That alone will make me strong enough.

>>10280831
She might be an Islamic touhou.

>>10280664
Not that I wanted to.

>>10280917
Touhou is not for you. Leave this place at once.

>>10281090
Human characters in Touhou are the best. You can't prove me wrong.

>>10281102
You can't prove yourself right either.

>>10281102
But you can't prove yourself right, either.

>>10280930
There already is one of those.

/jp/ What do you think about long feet? My one and only girlfriend back in the day was so embarrassed of her feet because they were shoe size 41-42

>>10281102
You want to make the argument that human characters are better than youkai and you post the worst, most hated one. Great job.

>>10281104
>>10281108
I already have.

>>10281104
>>10281108
Obviously Reimu is the best.

>>10281113
Only deluded monster fanatics hate our glorious Hakurei miko.

>>10281073
Yes you do, you just don't know it yet.

>>10281102
>>10281116
Reimu a shit

OK, now that we've settled humans are superior anyway, of the lesser evils, which is better? Breasts Satori or no breasts Satori?

>>10281125
YOU'RE A FUCKING SHIT!!!!

>humans
>superior
Take a good look around at the world and shut the fuck up

>>10281113
You take that back.

>>10281116
Only to yourself.

>>10281132
No Satori is best.

How does it feel, gurospammer?

Liking Touhou for its thrilling human population is like like going to a movie theater for the root beer. You're missing the point.
Only Reimu and Marisa are any good anyway.

>>10281122
Maybe something different/related, but NOT that.

>>10281132
Nuggets Satori best of both worlds

>>10281160
Fair enough.

>>10281154
Khorne cares not whence the blood flows.

>>10281158
Incorrect. And I do like root beer anyway.

>>10281158
Dude. The human population of Gensokyo consists of a whole bunch of badasses. You know, youkai hunters and their descendants? There's even a secret society in the human village that gathers information on Gensokyo for when the youkai are fucking wiped out. I shit you not.

>>10281214

Right, I'm sure you don't. Now that I've caught a glimse of who you are, just know that from now on that there will be retaliation.

>>10281277
Yes, fight! It will make everything even sweeter.

Stop hurting Satori, you cunts. Pick on someone your own size.

>>10281389
It's just one person that's doing it in this thread, the gurospammer that's been posting shitty R18-G images of nearly every Touhou he dislikes for almost the past 2 years now.

>>10281247
Yeah, and they're boring.
Oooo, but they're retired badasses! So what? You have any idea how many of those there are in fiction? Lots, and most done better than the courteously described, irrelevant Gensokyo humans.

>>10281389
Why should I? She's different species than I. Have you seen people shying from eating chicken because they're smaller than humans?

>>10281490
You're clearly a mongoloid.

>>10281508
Would a mongoloid be capable of typing?

>>10281536
ghengis khan invented the type writer please stop being racist

>>10281490
Chicken's aren't sentient, thinking creatures. Satori are.
More importantly, I want you to stop because she doesn't deserve it.