/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm taking my mom to see The Hobbit tomorrow.

>>10276141
I'm sure the other Kanako thread is still live, anon.

>>10276147
58/100? Wouldn't even pirate.

All these mazacon threads are starting to do weird things to me, /jp/....

>>10276147
Shame on you. That movie is an abomination.

Jackson's padding the run time enough for three films by making up his own story, based on The Hobbit and like two pages of the LotR appendixes.

Also, 48fps, CGI Orcs, original female character, Dwarves that look like male swimsuit models, etc etc

Rubbing mommy's soft body

>>10276191
>original female character

Who?

>>10276191
>Dwarves that look like male swimsuit models

caught my interest

>>10276273
Some elf girl Jackson invented because The Hobbit didn't have any womyn in it otherwise and that's sexist. Although apparently she doesn't show up until the next film.

sexual deviance belongs in /d/!

recommend me some good manga, onegai.

Satori is my mommy.

>>10276424
go eat a turd john

>>10276432
who the fuck do you think you are, Billy Bob? I'm emailing your parents you piece of shit.

>>10276468
you got the wrong person, asslord

>>10276424
>>10276432
>>10276468
>>10276493
get out retards

My mom squeezed blackheads on my Bose and popped zits on my back today.

>>10276141
How does this thread even exist without Mama Ran?

>>10276515
My mom did that to my face back when I had bad acne. I remember her squeezing the cysts on my nose with a butterknife and my eyes watering from the pain and her calling me a bitch because she had never experienced acne.

She wouldn't hesitate to tell me how bad it looked or how embarrassed she was to be seen with me in public. I'm sorry I couldn't be a pretty son to reflect in your above average looks mom.

>>10276544
Why does this thread even exist?

>>10276544
Mommy War
Who will stand the victor?

>>10276555
Satori.

>>10276568
But she's a loli.

>>10276555
If I had to choose...

I wouldn't because they are all good.

>>10276582
It's ok, because you don't have to.
All shall stand victorious. As such is in the very caring nature of mothers. And each has their own different and unique tastes.

>>10276587
five mommies treating me like a young boy, dressing me up and giving me hugs and kisses~

>>10276577
young mothers need love too!

>>10276577
(only in body type)
And?

2DPD

>>10276593
I wouldn't mind if Satori was my mother

>>10276600
Fuck you.

Satori is officially now part of the Mazacon tribe.

>>10276610
Oh god. What is wrong with Okuu's left hand?

I want Satori to baby me like she does Okuu.

is titty arc mommy material?

>>10276637
no but I like your titties

>>10276637
Nope

>>10276685
Soft, chubby, mommy.

Mommy hips

>>10276784
/jp/ should go ask their mom to see her stretchmarks.

>>10276832
needs more unyu

I love my momma

I wish I would end up in Gensokyo to be coddled kindly by Kanako. I would call her mommy and fall asleep in her lewd boobies, she would pat my penis gently and kiss my forhead good night.
Do you think she has that "mom" smell? The kind of smell mature women have, that gives off a nurturing vibe.
Kanako would keep me safe like a good mommy...

>>10276903
You mean the breast milk smell?

>>10276903
Oh, to just rest my weary head in her comforting lap....

>>10276903
>>10276936
What kind of smell? I don't think I've noticed. I don't think I've ever smelled a mature lady who wasn't overpowered with perfume.

Would Yuuka make good mom?

>>10277539
You've heard those depressing news stories where the mother murders her children in the bathtub because the Satan would get her if she didn't do it right?

Yuuka would be this kind of mother

>>10277553
But she's Japanese, she doesn't believe in the devil.

>>10276295
>Galadriel
>Some elf girl Jackson invented

Have you even fucking read Lord of the Rings? I don't think you have.

>>10277539
I want a lot of little yuukas.

Mima is best mama. She'd make you box lunches in the morning, and if you got bullied at school, then she'd kill the bullies and hide the bodies where no one can ever find them.

>>10277562
you're focusing on the wrong parts of my postulation

>>10277586
there is nothing in Touhou canon that would even begin to suggest that.

>>10277590
Bark!

>>10277594
Well, she hates humanity, but she (possibly) raised Marisa, who is a human.
It's implied.
Or, are you arguing with the killing people and hiding the bodies part? Because she's a vengeful, evil spirit. She probably wouldn't think twice about murdering someone who hurt a person that was close to her.

>>10277653
>but she (possibly)
because let's just ignore Marisa's father

>>10277681
Let's also ignore the fact that Marisa dislikes her father a great deal and never mentions him or talks about him.
She could have run away from home one day and bumped into Mima somewhere.

So yes, let's ignore Marisa's father, because she doesn't like him and he's only mentioned once or twice, and is thus irrelevant.

>>10277706

I want Iku to mother me, but I want her to do lewd things to me. What a dilemma.

>>10277553

>>10277553

>>Yuuka would be this kind of mother.

>>10277539
Of course, that was already confirmed to be an absolute truth in earlier threads; do not believe any of the slander anyone may tell you.

>>10277553
But Yuuka can kick Satan's ass.

Why does this 2hu reminds me of my mother?

>>10277931
Which one?

>>10277931
Does your mom have enormous hair?

>>10277938
kanako.

>>10277931
I think it's the eyes.

>>10277722
>What a dilemma.

I've seen enough manga to know that you can have both.

>>10276147
Im taking my mom to see wreak it ralph

Mother to all animals!

She's been telling me to get a job lately, even though it would all go to some jew sitting in a bank if I did ;_;

>>10278066
Are you gonna "wreck it" after the movie?

>>10278107
You gross nerd.

>>10278117
Your mom is probably lonely and frustrated. You owe it to her.

Have you ever kissed your mother, /jp/?

>>10278258
Yes

>>10278258
Multiple times.

>>10278112
Are you a jew sitting in a bank.

>>10278258
Around where I live we all kiss family on the cheeks or something, buy I've saw videos and such of parents kissing there kids on the mouth, is that common elsewhere?
My mom is short, skinny and ditzy. I would love to have a mommy-figure who was tall, soft, wise, could cook, made fresh pastries and cookies, loved to hold me, let me breastfeed from her, and such. I just want to be loved...

>>10278314
No, I just don't see the point if any money I made would go towards paying loans.

>>10278258
When I was young, yeah. On the mouth.

Nowadays I don't even hug her. It's just awkward.

I'm a pretty terrible person.

>>10278358
Same. I'm too autistic for that shit.

>>10276606

Motherly Yuuka is not there. BLASPHEMU

>>10278387
Yuuka is not BABAA enough

>>10278258
When I was a kid I'd kiss her goodnight every night before bed. Now I won't hug her and prefer not to touch her. She feels kind of scrawny and I don't like having her tits pressed against me.

If I absolutely have to hug her or my grandmother I do the 'ol stretch hug where I hold onto them with the inside of my forearms and use it to keep a distance between us.

>>10278316
I got an erection from reading that

>>10276191
>48fps
I liked it.

I love my mother very much!! But she is very lazy, so sometimes I have to feed her or paint her nails but that is ok since it is really fun.
She reminds me of Yuyuko, she even has the same hairstyle and body type!

>>10278584
does she eat a lot

>>10278595
She does! She also likes drinking fruit juice.

Wanna give mommy a kiss?

Mazabump

Do you like evil stepmom?

>>10280273
If she likes you, she's one of the most caring and doting people out there.

I haven't spoken to my mother in 5 years or so. She emails and calls me from time to time, but I always delete them. She sent me a christmas card and its still unopened, I like leaving the checks uncashed.

Mama Ran
Mama Kanako
Mama Yukari
Mama Yuyuko
Mama Byakuren
Mama Seiga
Mama Eirin


Who am I missing?

>>10280390
Mama Satori

>>10280395
no fuck that.

>>10280390
Mama Iku and Mama Yuugi

Maybe Mamizou is fit to be a mom?

>>10277569
I'm not talking about Galadriel stupid. I'm talking about the Mirkwood Elf chick they invented.

>>10280407
no fuck that.

>>10280325
How do you delete a call?

I'd say Mama Shinki qualifies.

You know, having created Makai and everything in it and all.

>>10280562
Unconfirmed but I don't really care.

>>10280390
Mama Yuuka

>>10280479
Voicemail?

Why do these threads arouse me so much, it makes me feel kind of bad...

>>10280325
Why you make your mother sad? I feel sad for her..

Rather like the thought of Konngara being Reimu's ancestor and hanging around the shrine because it's just not in her to ditch the family, no matter how messed up she may be now.

But that's not to say she's very motherly, or that anyone even remembers her own children.

>>10280325
you're a terrible person.

>>10280401
Your list is shit

>>10280407

Mamizou seems more like a preschool teacher.

Oni parenting may be a bit on the rough side. And Iku is a workaholic who's practically never home.

Being raised by Iku would guarantee you live in interesting times.

>>10281327
a place I could truly call home

but why does mommy have condoms?

>>10280390
H..how could you forget Letty?

>>10276147
she couldnt come today. we are going tomorrow

>>10281370
So she can massage your penis while you sleep witho0ut making a mess.

Satori doesn't mind if you call her mommy.

I really like Kanako, in fact she's my favorite, but I'm pretty sure I don't have Oedipus complex or any other kind of family issue.

Can I avoid being labeled as such while clearly manifesting my love for her?

>>10280390
>Mama Seiga

Woudnt she be shitty mom? I gathered she is asshole to everyone.

>>10280273
>step
>mom
I just got a new fetish.

>>10281652
Evil step moms don't wank ya' dick, they wank your's father in exchange of fucking up your life, find other adjective.

>>10281652
Stepmoms and stepsisters...what paradise!

>>10281604
The moriya version was better

>>10281714
Cool story

Show your mother respect, she brought you into this world and she can shove you right back into where you came from

>>10281746
yes PLEASE

>>10281618
Wide fertile hips!

>>10281746
holy shit that's LEWD

>>10280325
You are a shit.

Unless your mother sold your body for drugs or something along those lines when you were a kid go talk to her and apologize for being a dick.

No but I saw my aunt this Christmas again and I still want to fuck her.

>>10281920
My mother threatened to disown me on multiple occasions.

>>10281949
Why

>>10281960
You nigger, why would you ever post censored shit?
No one is going to save that. Now post it normally.

>>10281969
if there just were reverse searching engines or something like that, right.

>>10281959
Because simply waking up in the morning and trying to function like a normal human being literally causes me massive amounts of pain throughout most of the day. And she thinks I'm faking it.

>>10281969
ok

>>10281977
Jesus. I'm sorry to hear that your mother is a dick.

>>10281746
Being back inside your mother's belly is the ultimate NEET life. Not supporting yourself through work is one thing but once you no longer have to eat/drink/poop on your own then you have truly ascended to a new level of taking it easy in your cozy warm home. Sure it may be a little harder for her to get around but if she truly loves you then she'll make the sacrifice.

>>10282022
Who impregnated her?

Why do so many of you people have to sexualize mothers? I just want a normal, loving maternal relationship with a mother that just wants to hug and actually spend time with me.

>>10282039
me

>>10282039
I can confirm that >>10282045 impregnated her.

Does /jp/ remember the times where you used to nap with mom?

>>10281746
>>10282022
Jesus /jp/. You're going beyond the word lewd.

When I was a little boy my mom would get naked and get on top of me and kiss me, she stopped when I grew up.

>>10283415
Easily the fattest lie in /jp/. Fatter than your mom.

>>10283415
bwaaahaha, oh man

I hope you're just shitting me or "shitposting" or whatever. Fuckin' trailer-trash type antics ITT

>>10278646
I want to hug[\spoiler] your mom

>>10282261
When my sister and me were still in elementary school, every morning would begin with a cuddling session for about 15 minutes inside our mother's bed with her.

Good times, though I had to skip it sometimes after admitting in shame that I didn't do my homework for the day.

No.

For the longest time I was a fucking NEET, sitting in my room all day. I had problems, GID to be exact, and she didn't honestly care about solving it, she just kept throwing antidepressants at me. Eventually after years I did get treatment, and when my depression faded and I began to yearn for freedom I started being a dick to her and smoking weed in the house.

I feel bad right now, we definitely are NOT on good terms.

>>10283602
when my depression faded and I began to yearn for freedom I started being a dick to her because of her over-protectiveness and began smoking weed in the house.**

>>10283602
You're the kind of shithead that would greatly benefit from getting bent over and whipped with a belt or cane till you bleed.

>>10283602
What treatment worked for you to get out of your depression if throwing antidepressants at you didn't work?

>>10283635

he got his dick sawed off

>>10283635
Sex change hormones, antidepressants made me just kinda "numb", in that I didn't want to kill myself but I felt I had no need to improve my situation.

I stopped taking them as a 'bargaining chip' in an attempt to get the hormones. The thing was, I was diagnosed as having 'high functioning autism' aka assburger :DD when I was very young. I was raised as an autistic shit and took the form of one. I never realized I could improve my situation. It took smoking marijuana to let me realize my made up social inhibitions.

I'm definitely not proud. I live in the middle of nowhere, no car, no jobs; I guess I still have the pent up frustration.

All I ever fucking look forward to is scoring weed. I have no fucking goals. I have one possible link out of this life, but I'm not sure if this one will fail me like my last chance did.

I'm in a much better situation than a lot of this board, but man.

>>10283669
You should leave.

>>10283704
I agree.

>>10283669
>>10283704
Yes, I don't think you belong here. I think you would be able to find a community on tumblr that would accept you though.

Oh lovely. Wow.

>>10283973
mommy's t-t-tits...

>>10283669
>sex change hormones

why did you need those you' re already fat with large breaat

>>10283995
Maybe he was just using them as a form of chemical castration. Then he wouldn't feel the need to rape things.

>>10280390
Mama Reimu

why isn't mazacon a tag on sadpanda yet?

If it wasn't for my mother I wouldn't be on this planet. So my misfortune is her fault for birthing me and that is reason enough to hate her.

>>10284122

woah nice shitpost but i bet i can do you one better

>>10283973
>>10281983
I wanna smother my face in those breasts

>>10276141
Dindnt mom change diapers or what? Lol! Fuckin stupid comment from you

>>10283669
Well to be fair I would want to kill myself if I was a girl too

can i marry my mom?

>>10285840
only if you do something about your father

>>10278258
I remember as a boy sitting on my mothers lap facing her (with my legs on either side) and kissing her on the lips. She told me not to do it, but instead to kiss her on the cheek. There is more, and now that I think back I see how she brushed me off.

>>10281983
Thank you.

>>10284105
mother, incest
pregnant, impregnation too if you are a real baller

>>10283669
Homos fuck off PLEASE.

I slept with my mom until I was 12, it was never sexual though.

>>10287695
>it was never sexual though
loser

>>10287701
shut up jerkface

>>10276168

Give in. You know you want to conquer her.

>>10276648

tsukiwani's art is ugly but so charming

>>10282044
I don't know. Pictures like >>10281453 and >>10277706 are very motherly, so this thread isn't a complete loss.

Oh my GOD.

>>10278316
>>10278527

Me too. Plus >>10276903

>>10280590

This doujin has Shinki offering to be their mothers for a day, which includes making them dinner and tucking them in and cuddling them wearing an animal costume.

In other words, it's required reading for mazacons.

>>10288778
Shinki is my favorite mother in Touhou!

>>10288778
Is this in japanese or english somewhere?

There must be some good Touhou mazacon doujin out there? Please tell me dearmybrothers does a Mama Ran one? It doesn't even have to be ero

>>10288811
You might enjoy this.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32102872

>>10288837
Very cute, thanks anon.

Oh come on sweetie, you're never too old to hold hands with mommy, even in public!

I love these threads

>>10289733

This made me tear up just a little bit.

I want a mother, too.

Where are the motherly Mamizou/Kyouko pics? There should be more. Mamizou is like a mother figure to Kyouko canonically.

Why do you guys always have to make adult touhous into some weird incest thing?

>>10282044
I want to have a lewd sexual relationship with a mother of my children

>>10288778
>>10288800
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/861602/check_translation-chinese-comic-fuantei-ghost-high
You wish and shall receive (with English translation, motherfuckers).

>>10291292
The purest woman is a mother

When's the last time your mom hugged you, /jp/?

>>10292429
I can't remember, my mom is a horrible woman.

>>10292429
Lovingly? Probably not since I was a little kid.

>>10292429

Just because we hate our own mothers doesn't mean we don't still want one that is actually worth loving.

All my faith.

Momma Shinki

I wish I could be reborn as an animal youkai and taken in by Mama Satori.

>>10293288
marisa has a huge boner!

>>10293299
jesus, she really does.

>>10276637
If she were, I would never stop breast feeding. Ever.

>>10281618
Yes. She is my favorite as well, but I don't have any mother fantasies either.

>>10281618
>>10293521

This is called denial.

>>10293936

I would never deny Kanako, as long as she does not deny me the pleasure of cumming inside.

>>10280273

Who...is that?

>>10293973

Someone who will move on once she is bored of you. Do not be taken in, anon. She is a dirty taoist, and she is no good for you.

>>10294024
She's irresistible and I'm foolish. I'll dance to whatever tune she plays.

>>10294079

Well, I won't stop you if that's what you really want. Just make sure it's worth it (and by that I mean make sure you get to put it in).

Why is evil stepmother Seiga so penis-hardening?

>>10294298
I wouldn't know from first-hand experience, but I'm pretty sure that tits don't work that way.

>>10294311

>>10294324

This seems like an appropriate place to post this.
Sorry for fucking up the boob thread, guys. It happens with me every now and then.

>>10294489
That's fine, I enjoyed doing that with you. Lasted for like 4 hours.

>>10294496
Check the thread on foolz for more fun.

>>10294496
No, it's not fine. But you're welcome.

Is Yuuka motherly? I've never really seen her like that, but she's got a lot of the right traits...

>>10294528
yuukawoudlmakeagoodfather.jpg

>>10294489
I don't think you fucked it up at all. It was a rather enjoyable thread.
Momma Yuuka is welcome here as well.

>>10294528
No. I really enjoyed doing that, it was kinda hot.
Would certainly do it again.

>>10294556
It's Yuuka-Mama!

>>10294565
see >>10294517

>>10294597
Happened before or something?

>>10294610
He's saying to go to foolz to keep RPing. Duh.

What exactly makes a Touhou motherly? A mature body is part of it, clearly, but I don't think that's all there is too it. Right?

>>10294637
No, Mom, no!

>>10294637
Now I have to save this picture. Thanks.

>>10294637
l-lewd.

mamaxanadu

>>10294618
To foolz I go!

>>10294705
MOE

THAT'S INCREDIBLY MOE

dat body

>>10294705
>You'll damage yourself if you don't take care of your health!
>I-It can't be helped so... t-today, I'll be nursing you!

>I can't think of anyone who's more suited to cook than Eiki-sama.
>Despite that she stands on a stool because she isn't so tall. So cute.

Perfect waifu material.

>>10294733
she looks like a dwarf. But i can't call mom ugly, I'd love her with my penis.

This thread is doing things to my pee-pee.

>>10294733
Looks hideous. How do you get Kanako that wrong?

>>10294807
Simple, you draw her as a dwarf.

>>10294896
Ok, so why would you fuck up that sexy body?
...by that I mean why would you draw her so ugly and as a dwarf?

>>10294765

Ara? Mommy should take a look at that...

I love my mommy.

>>10295004

why does kanako have hair like a cheap children's toy?

>>10295316
Don't talk shit about that lovely hair.

>>10295206
I bet Mama Ran would just laugh at it.

>>10295272
I love this.

>>10291292
Because /jp/ is too submissive

>>10295355
She looks like a little girl

>>10295717
How is that submissive

>>10295755
You want to be coddled and taken care of

>>10295815

Go be alpha in /r9k/, broski.

Year of the Snaaaaake!!

>>10297404
You're getting old.
Christmas cake old.

>>10297437
Just how I like it.

My mother is a disgusting pig and I dislike even being near her. I like imagining Ran is my mama though.

>>10297441
Which anime is this from?

>>10297481

>>10297481

This. But Kanako for me.

you can all be happy for me /jp/. My mommy loves me and she is beautiful. And I do my best to not dissapoint her.
And she ki-inda resembles Kanako. Even though she's ginger.

>>10298522
Lucky! Show us pictures!!

>>10298522
>And she ki-inda resembles Kanako.

No. Kanako is a 2D goddess. Stop projecting your disgusting 3D daydreams onto Touhou.

>>10298567
don't say such words. You're making me feel uneasy and mildly angered.
>captcha: turrets still

Damn, I was avoiding this thread because I knew I would give in again. Well, no backing down now.

Saving all these pictures is going to take a while.

Every day now, I've been passing this thread and reading Mazacon as Macaron, and I've been clicking the pic and wondering where the Macaron was.

Jesus christ.

>>10298632
kawhy

come to bed dear, mommy is waiting

>>10299540

God dammit.

>>10299540
I don't want to keep mommy waiting!

How do you imagine Kanako's voice sounding like?

bump

Choose wisely /jp/

>>10304607
3 5 7 8 10

>>10304611
but you can't get birth by multiple wombs

>>10304626
If I had to choose one.... I'd probably pick Kanako.

>>10304607
Yuuka

>>10304607
I can't choose