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10276688 No.10276688[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

(´･ω･`)

>> No.10276707

parsee a cute (´･ω･`)

>> No.10276713

I would buy all the Parsees

>> No.10276715

Why would Parsee even go? She is such a shitty character.

>> No.10276718

>>10276715
you're a shitty character

>> No.10276729

I'd buy one

>> No.10276726

>>10276715
fuck you, go back to worshiping Patchy's ass.

>> No.10276731

>>10276718
>>10276726
Just look at Parsee's ad, talking about how moe she is. And she isn't selling shit. Terrible character.

>> No.10276747

Youmu is such a shitty secondary character anyway so fuck her!

>> No.10276749

>>10276715
Why would you even post? You are such a shitty poster.

>> No.10276750

>>10276688
I'd buy Minoriko and Parsee's stuff, their smile is a better gift than any generic Youmu dakimakura.

>> No.10276755

>>10276749
Go away Parsee.

>> No.10276764

Fuck Youmu. What does she even do? She's just a... gardener.

>> No.10276759

>>10276750
I bet Youmu's daki is all slutty and begging for dicks. Parsee's probably just wants to cuddle.

>> No.10276760

>>10276688
is that their own dakiamuras they are selling? Those looks too soft to be books and the gloss looks more like it's from nylon wrapping.

>> No.10276770
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>> No.10276769

>>10276759
If you notice the daki Youmu is giving out, you can see her blouse is unbuttoned in it.

>> No.10276776

>>10276760
The ad in front of Parsee clearly says what is.

>> No.10276782
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10276782

I would a Parsee.

>> No.10276785

>>10276760
>萌え萌えパルスィちゃん抱き枕

In short, yes.

>> No.10276791 [SPOILER] 
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10276791

Pick your poison, /jp/

>> No.10276792

>>10276750
I bet she wouldn't smile though. Just be all flustered and confused. She stumbles up on the lines she had practiced the night before.
"Thank you, miss consumer" she says far too fast. When she realizes how she messed up here ears go down a bit. You try to reassure her, say that everything is fine and hand her the money. She stares at it for a beat and snaps awake again when she realizes you're waiting for change.

So you stand there, with an awkward polite smile while she counts coins. She will cheer up once you're a couple tables down though, and get a bit more pumped about things so far.
One satisfied customer, and he did look happy. Isn't that nice? Wouldn't it be great if she managed to clear out the stock today too? And she daydreams again, trying to ignore the excited chatter and Youmu's well practiced smile and mannerisms.

>> No.10276794

>>10276760
The gloss is because it's wrapped in plastic to protect the fabric.

>> No.10276795

>>10276791
Too lewd, would not buy. I would like to have a Parsee to hug, but not like this.

>> No.10276797
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>>10276791
Parsee.

>> No.10276801

>>10276791
that parsee is fucking fapfapfpafpafpafpafpapfapfpafp
need a bigger version without youmu

>> No.10276803

Parsee is so much more attractive than Youmu. Why do people even like her again?

>> No.10276804

Too lewd.

...Neither, I see Youmu in a more friendly way than romantic/sexual, and I don't see Parsee either way, I only pity her really.

>> No.10276807

>>10276792
Nonsense, anon.

I'd take her hands, put my money in it, close her hands and smile. Then I'd say ``I wouldn't expect such a talented young lady to be so humble!''. Then I'd leave without getting or asking for change.

>> No.10276809

>>10276770
>>10276750
I like them too, but sometimes I suspect it's because of my tendency to support underdogs. Were they popular, maybe I wouldn't like them so much, this I wonder sometimes.

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>> No.10276817

>>10276809
Parsee is only underrated because Japan has shit taste and ZUN is a shitty writer that doesn't even include SA in his manga.

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>>10276807
Making her infatuated with more men she'll never see again?

What kind of disgusting monster are you?

>> No.10276827

Get better ears

>> No.10276825

>>10276819
If Parsee wanted to see me again, I'm pretty sure I'd notice and gladly give her the opportunity to do so.

>> No.10276824
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>>10276815
Why the heck would you do that to Parsee's ear?!

>> No.10276830

>>10276824
It's a kind of bondage I'd presume

>> No.10276831

>>10276791
I'd rather have one of those new matryoshka dakimakuras where you can dress them however you wish. With an option for something much, much less slutty.

>> No.10276833

>>10276819
Who says she'd be infatuated with me? If things seemed to look that way, I'd pass by her table at the end of the day and then chat about how things were going, then escort her on her way out.

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>> No.10276843

>>10276825
>>10276833
Alright then, I thought you were trying to pull some funny business.

When you join me Gensokyo, I'll root for you, I've never been a wingman before.

>> No.10276851

parsee a shit

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>>10276851
>shit

Weird way of spelling cute

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10276859

allahu akbar

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>>10276792
>>10276807

simply EPIC roleplay toubros >:) simply for the win

>> No.10276863

>>10276843
How can one become a wingman /jp/? I like the sound of being cupid.

>> No.10276866,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd?

>> No.10276866,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,1
OP got banned.

>> No.10276866,3 [INTERNAL] 

Rule 6. Please put more effort into your threads.

>> No.10276866,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,2
No.

>> No.10276866,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,3
Meant to reply to this one.

>> No.10276866,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,1
I proxy reported it 6 or 7 times and it worked. I'm not even surprised.

>> No.10276866,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,6
Does this really work? I'll start doing it on goodthreads and see if anyone notices.

>> No.10276866,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,7
You will get permabanned if you do so.

>> No.10276866,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,7
It works, even though it shouldn't. It only shows that janitors/mods don't know what they are doing.

>> No.10276866,10 [INTERNAL] 

it's only a ban on a proxy though

>> No.10276866,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,8
>>10276866,9
Awesome. I'll buy a bunch of fresh proxies tomorrow and see how much havoc and mayhem I can make. I feel like a villain in a bad manga! O-soroshii! Sore wa kasanda!

>> No.10276866,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,11
So how's your evil plan working out?

>> No.10276866,13 [INTERNAL] 

I can't wait for IPv6 to become standard. Trillions of new addresses to shitpost with.

>> No.10276866,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,2
Not anymore, nerd.

>> No.10276866,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,13
MACs are transparent in IPv6. It's even better, next layer of pseudo-security. Spoofing is so easy it hurts my balls.

Shouldn't it be happening like right now? I mean, it's almost 2013 and addresses were supposed to exhausted in 98% in Q2 2012.

>> No.10276866,16 [INTERNAL] 

IPv6 won't change anything to bans. Entire subnets will have to be crucified instead of single IPs.

>> No.10276866,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,12
Proxies cost too much. I can't lower myself to using the public ones either. I'm just going to buy some more condoms, put them on my dildo, shove it up my ass, and masturbate while crying.

>> No.10276866,18 [INTERNAL] 

Also, I realized I would have to solve CAPTCHAs or waste money on 4chan passes. Too much fucking work.

>> No.10276866,19 [INTERNAL] 

I can't shitpost anymore. I got switched to uverse and now have an IP that will probably always stay the same. Feels bad, man.

>> No.10276866,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>10276866,19
Don't you have a cellphone? Millions of free IP's right there! Sometimes the IP changes while you are using it; it's like AT&T designed their network with ban-evading in mind.

>> No.10276866,21 [INTERNAL] 

zxc123

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