/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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STOP
SHITPOSTING OH MY GOD IT IS NOT SPAGHETTI FUCKING SHITPOSTERS I HATE /jp/ SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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> "what are you doing, Sheldon?"
(nervous laughter from the audience, their mouths clearly drooling in anticipation)
>"listening to music"
(more chuckles, one member laughs too loud and furious shhhh'ing is heard)
>"but it sounds like its from a video game"
(audience laughs. Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and is waiting for the audience to calm down)
>"your point?"
(at this point, the audience laughs so loud that TV's around the world crack and hiss with the putrid violence of a thousand demons. several members of the audience collapse from heart failure, and the members still laughing start ripping and tearing at their flesh, gnawing and chewing on the bleeding, still writhing organs and muscles of the fallen audience members. at the center of the audience seating, in mid air, the collected life essence of each member swirls and dances, forming the visage of "Krak'lanor, the hungerer". As his form becomes more coporeal, other members of the audience start bleeding from their eyes, scratching at their faces furiously, as if trying to offer more blood to the horrible demi-god appearing before them.)