/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10275640
You are not designed to be fucked in the ass yet you still do every day

>>10275645
fukkin burned

But /jp/ is with me...

>>10275645
Interesting how gay sex was the first thing to pop into your head seeing this thread.

>>10275655
Totally not the same poster.

>>10275654
I pull my dick out of your ass,
You twitch and moan in dirty pleasure.

>>10275645

>>10275666
2lood4me

So much angst in this thread.
Perhaps has something to do with spending your Friday nights alone?

Remember, having a bright source of light directly behind your screen can strain your eyes!

Humans are designed to live in caves and eat berries while the men hunt animals.

With the progress of humanity we also have the possibility of deciding whether we do the things we are "supposed" to do or not

del

My smile alone is enough to cause someone to be happy, as well as what I post on the internet--that's enough for me.

>>10275689
Reading your posts strain my eyes.

I can be myself when I'm alone.

Lone wolves are stronger than pack wolves

/jp/ strong

I don't need anyone so fuck you buddy

>>10275640
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DxjFs_dsR8
Been sitting my whole day at my desk playing, or beside it learning. I don't know anyone and so I listen to this beatiful song. Drift into daydreams here and there.

I am at a point with no turn back. Not designed to be alone? Probably, but that doesn't mean that we are not capable of beeing alone. I sure am now and it's fine. I am happy 95% of the time and as long those 5% doesn't hit me to hard. I am okey

Have a nice day

>>10275680
what's so special about friday? it's just another day in the week.

>>10275717
what a tryhard.

...
i love you!

>>10275717
Want to be friends?

As long as I stay busy loneliness doesn't bother me.

>>10275640
extroverts aren't designed to be alone. they thrive on attention of others, loneliness crushes them.
introverts are designed to be alone. they thrive on being alone, company of people irritates them.

you're an extrovert. jp is full of introverts. they're two sides of the same coin called human, but they're completely different.

>>10275731
You gotta get down on Friday.

just b urself

None of us were designed in the first place, OP. And as long as we donate a few times at the sperm bank and hope that our future generations live lonely loves like ours, we would eventually completely adapt to loneliness and feel it's natural.

>>10275757
spot /jp/

>>10275761
Front left.

>>10275759
2deep4me

>>10275752

please no. I don't want those words being thrown around and then eventually be used as a label to the point where it's taken as a joke like the word neet.

>>10275752
I remember a documentary where they secluded normal people. The extroverts were crying and hallucinating almost immediately.

>>10275759
>donate a few times at the sperm bank
Good luck with that. The whole thing is set up to keep short people, minorities, mentally ill people out

>>10275752
>jp is full of introverts
/jp/ is full of normals. What are you talking about.

>>10275773
Introverts can be normals. It's just they're usually overshadowed by the loud extroverted ones.

I wonder what it's like to be a shut-in extrovert.

>>10275767
>>10275780
I want to know, too. Sounds fun.

But I have anime and games

anime and games are friends

I have a lot of friends

>>10275767
>>10275767
what's the name of documentary?
i want to laugh at normals.

用kのwのティんg亜棒t目馬鹿がいじｎ

>>10275640
>designed
are we machines now ?

>>10275787
Yeah, nature built us.

I can't stay at home because my house is haunted.

>>10275787
biological machines.

>>10275759
Sperm banks have standards because most of the women want a certain type of man (white,tall,no mental health problems,no family health problems,athletic,smart,etc) and you are legally obligated to keep giving sperm if someone chooses your sample (if you were accepeted that is)

>>10275790
They sure did a shitty job uh

>>10275787
We literally are.

>>10275796
that's what the continuous patches called evolution are for. they fix the fuck ups, although it takes them hundreds of years.

>>10275759
Nobody wants NEET seed
I don't even think they accept people without degrees anymore.

>>10275779
This hurts to read

>>10275799
It doesn't work like that bub

>>10275799
Evolution sometimes favors fuck ups, dudebro.

>>10275801
>>10275795
>>10275772
The truth is bitter eh /jp/?

>>10275801
It's really terrible
http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html

>>10275802
Truth hurts.

How can you losers sit here and discuss evolution when you aren't even taking part in it

>>10275794
>biological machines
wat ?

>>10275803
>>10275806
only you think they're fuck ups, like how sometimes patches nerf things to make them more balanced and the fanbase cries out.

they're experiments, attempts to do things differently to see how it works, discarding if it failed, adapting the rest if it succeeded better than before.

most of the time the patches are improvements, like incrasing brain mass and density, inverting the thumb to make it possible to grab things more efficiently, straightening the spine out to make two legged movement possible etc.

>>10275824
Only thing evolution cares about is what makes more babies

>>10275829
Speak for yourself douchelord.

>>10275836
fucking wrekt

>>10275830
our bodies are nothing more than a much more advanced biological, organic version of our metal/plastic/etc inorganic machines.

they're much more advanced, because nature started out with small shit like single celled shit and microbes, and then slowly moved up instead of trying to jump straight to human form and failing over and over.

>>10275835
it doesn't care who does what, it only cares for the results of the population in general. what single units do is irrelevant.

>>10275836
I speak for you because if you aren't pure you don't belong on /jp/

>>10275845
>it doesn't care who does what, it only cares for the results of the population in general. what single units do is irrelevant.

so in short, making babies
don't overcomplicate things

>>10275847
you're pure out of choice right?

>>10275857
making babies is the equivalent of walking for evolution. you don't care that you walk, you care about getting to your destination.

>>10275847
Pure THIS!
*whips out dick*

>>10275867
I'll purify it if you're ready for that step

>>10275847
what if you're pure evil, pure douchebaggery or pure faggot?

>>10275871

>>10275858
Not him but I myself have been asked out by men and women and declined all offers.

Giving into desires of the flesh is nothing less than disgusting I don't even touch myself in innapropriate ways.

Evolution is 95% bullshit or unproven hypothesis, and 5% grain of truth. Tell me again how everything evolved from a single celled organism, without resorting to "just bcause ur to dumb to understand it doesnt mean the profesional scientists don't".

>>10275640

Because I prefer it as of this moment. Although I'm not technically alone, my mommy just made some soup and gave it to me.

>>10275874

You think you're better than me?

>>10275884
Well I AM pure and virginal so yeah...

>>10275874
Are you religious?

>>10275888
No I just think touching others and yourself in ways like that are disgusting.

>>10275886
It's total nonsense. It was all the work of our lord. We have evidence to confirm his existence 100% as opposed to this evolution bullshit with absolutely nothing supporting it. Anyone who questions this should be brutally tortured and killed.

>>10275893
If anything being "pure" makes you worth less.
Keep telling yourself you're better than everyone though, I am sure it makes you feel better about yourself

you know what else wasnt designed to be alone?

my dick

>>10275699
If you're worried about it you can try taking a 5 minute break from your desk every hour or so, it might help you feel better.

>>10275886
Evolution makes sense once you read about it, there's a reason why everyone studies it.
Would you like a legitimate explanation? No condescending manner intended.

>>10275906
Like the Bible then?

>>10275893
Narcissism isn't pure.

>>10275640

yes but the world is full of shitty people

wat do?

>>10275898
It has its testicle friends to keep it from loneliness!

>>10275906
explain pls

>>10275903

Are you implying I'm religious?

If anything, saying evolution is nonsense now is basically a; "come ridicule me to death, and berate me just as bad as Christians did to heathens 1000 years ago" signal.

Normals stop being jealous of my pure status

>>10275903
i am your lord, and by my divine word, you're a faggot.

i created and designed evolution so that this world could work without me babysitting it all the time.

i couldn't take it easy when those damn amoebas kept bitching about wanting more cells, so i made them grow more by themselves.

love, god

>>10275923
Get a dog.

>>10275918

>If anything, saying evolution is nonsense now is basically a; "come ridicule me to death, and berate me just as bad as Christians did to heathens 1000 years ago" signal.

You're so right. No sarcasm intended, that really hit the spot.

>>10275918
He's being _____SURPRISE!!!__, dude. No need to get so BOO!!!!!! about it.

>>10275916
thats like saying you have arms to keep you from being lonely

>>10275905
I am worth more than who I am having sex with and don't need anyone else to boost my self esteem not that I think a whore like you could understand that.

>>10275927

people like david

>>10275935
..I talk to my bodyparts sometimes
And no, not the penis you pervert.

Usually my hands or stomach.

>>10275942
you need help

>>10275944
Don't we all?
If we were all of sound mind, we wouldn't be on /jp/

>>10275926
why are you 4chan kami-sama

>>10275944
Its not in a weird way, like I don't expect them to respond. Sort of like how you talk to a dog even though you know it doesn't really understand a word you're saying.

>>10275952
it's really boring in heaven, and i happen to like touhou too.

>>10275931
>>10275926
Good god. Why did we have to seperate church and state? Why can't the government and self-righteous mobs burn mongrels like you alive after a hilarious kangaroo court like the good ol' days?

>>10275944

normals pls go

I really think we have a serious lack of mentally deranged people and extremely eccentric weirdos. Makes me feel out of place.

>>10275944
Is that a statement, or a question?

;-)

>>10275962
Animals can understand you, you can't understand them.

>>10275917
In response to your half-shitposting intended reply, here we go:

There was once a nuclear plant that exploded in Russia and all the trees and forest turned black for a while.
There were black and white butterflies living there.
However, since the forest turned black, the white butterflies were easily spotted and eaten, while the black butterflies were more camouflaged and survived better.
More black butterflies survived and made more babies, so after a while, butterflies were predominantly black, and white butterflies were extinct in that area.

This is a brief example that does not correlate to world-wide macro evolution, but it may help to give a basic idea of what is going on. Feel free to bash on how this doesn't correlate to world-wide macro evolution nevertheless.

>>10275964
who is your favorite?

and why do you never answer my prayers?

>>10275962

Dogs can understand words.

My dog understand "sit", she actually comprehends what that word means, and implies. The same with "go out", "shake", "stop" and "food". Same with tone of voice.

Your body parts though.

>>10275971
Is this a game of telephone or something? It was a moth, dude, and it happened over a couple hundred years due to pollution. Get your fucking facts straight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppered_moth_evolution

>>10275976
I tell my brain to move my fingers in order to type this post.

>>10275964
WITCHCRAFT! Burn this little girl! Burn her! We can do NO wrong if the Pope or some other forever incorruptible and unbiased authority says so. Stock up on alot of gas. We'll burn those who teach wretched devil-inspired evolution while we're at it!

>>10275988
Jesus I don't remember every little detail from high school.
But we can play games, I like games. Moshi moshi.

>>10275990
>gas
burn that fucking heretic. you're not allowed to use any technology, you can only use wood to make fire, and are only allowed to work from dawn till dusk for no payment whatsoever.

any kind entertainment is forbidden, you will work until you die. get off this heretical machine in an instant, and get out of your house now. those fields aren't going to plow themselves.

oh, and don't forget to give 9/10 of your harvest to the church, or you'll be burned at the stake for following the devil.

>>10275989
No, you ARE your brain. Your consciousness could exist without your body as its just a support system for your brain.

>>10275976
Each of your cells are a tiny lifeform of their own

>>10275782
Not very fun, but mostly because of the reasons I became a shut-in in the first place. The actual avoiding people and not leaving the house thing probably wasn't that different from someone who doesn't enjoy talking to people or doing stuff in a group.

You can read more about it in My Blog.

>>10276006
I've committed no crime! Like many other 'devout' religious people and leaders, I only follow the lines and teachings that I find convenient for my own sake! By the way, you are forgiven of all you sins if you become my ass-slave. Why? Because I said so.

>>10276028
you speak to a noble and your lord like that? you heathen, i'll have you know i have vast riches, many soldiers and the bishop of your area in the palm of my hand, and can make him do whatever i want. like, accuse you of heresy and sentence to a witch trial. i can also increase taxes on your whole village by 1000 times and destroy you and your friends and family. you're fucking dead, better pray for forgiveness now.

>>10276045
Please forgive that man. I have purchased 100 indulgences so that he will not burn from the fires of satan in hell.

>>10276045
Not a good idea goy. Your glory days are long gone. I am a scion of the banking empire. We are the ones that you are ridiculously indebted to. Kings and superpowers bow before us. If you apologize now while wearing a cute dress I might not make you bankrupt overnight and have another debtor annex you.

What is your daughter going to be like?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=65d_1356657674

>>10276105
banking? what is this heresy. BURN THE WITCH!

there will be no banking or any other progress for as long as the church is ruling the country, and rich men are ruling the church.

Because for me there is no need for further social interaction besides the forced socialization I have to endure on a daily basis.

When you deal with enough people, you realize that there are too few people that are worth befriending. Most of them are selfish, treacherous and aren't willing to sacrifice something for a friend.

That's why I prefer to be alone. My expectations may be too high, but that's because I always considered that loyalty and unselfishness are the base of any relationship. I only ask for reciprocity.

So, that's why after all these years I have ended with a lot of acquaintances, but had only a couple of true friends.

And anyways, you get used to being alone after a few years. Now only when I'm alone is when I can truly be at peace. I know there must be people on /jp/ that feel similar.


>>10275720
>I am okey.

So you like to take your swords and a broom pretend you're doing a three-handed sword technique?

>>10276172
I would sacrifice my life for you, Remiriat

>>10276172

Why haven't you stopped posting with your fucking trip yet? Disgusting.