/jp/ - Otaku Culture

DFC loli

The one with a cute penis.

me

My love.

fang, mischievous but caring, medium-length, strong color hair, rori.

>>10272584

Smart, self-aware, attractive, likes me for who I am.

Basically a female version of myself, but attractive.

Really eccentric, intelligent, introverted weeaboo with low self-esteem.

Looks don't matter much, but preferably like an unhygienic skinny-fat white trash girl, with a naturally pretty cute face, like one who would walk around the house wearing an oversized t-shirt with nothing else but panties, or something like that. Midwest white trash though, not wigger white trash, fuck them.

>>10272619
A female version of myself as a child. That would be good.

Dominant, has a penis, forceful yet loving.

One with her hymen still intact

>>10272622
>midwest white trash not wigger white trash.

Have you been to the midwest.

2d
dfc
sarcastic
enjoys pornography
enjoys staying in doors

I heared once that you taste on girls are based on your mother

is that true?

>>10272641
Certainly not.

>>10272637

No. Maybe that was the wrong word.

White trash as in poor white family, as in they act white, not the white trash that is basically: "I'm going to try to act as much like a ghetto dwelling nigger monkey as possible".

cute, taller than me, smart (but not smarter than me, that would be degrading), short hair, introverted and likes to relax, into the same shit I'm into, etc. honest answer.

>>10272662
This thread is about 2D.

>>10272601
Related.

Women are gross

>>10272656
You are shorter than Remilia?

A types.

Loves me
Wants to fuck
Not ugly
Not fat
Asian (I'm Asian so no weeaboo)

Soft mother figure with big boobies

>>10272680
are you weea中?

>>10272672
nah, I'm like 5'3 but whatever. I'm pretty short.

Decent looking and at least 6 feet.

I'm 5'5' so gotta fix dem jeans no what im sayin

Evil.

Sex person only made to serve and sex and has big ol titties and a great ass

>>10272697

I'll give you a 中

a 中出し that is

>>10272703
No I don't are you a girl btw

>>10272656
What's the appeal of short haired girls? long hair is the best part of females.

>>10272656

>>10272641
Yes. You might as well just fuck your mother anon.

>>10272714
I think short haired girls are cute I dunno
>>10272715
what?

>>10272641
That theory is easily debunked because niggers and non whites always go for white women evem when their mother s do not look white

>>10272686

one that will talk to me and make all the effort, because Im not going to make the first move, or the second, or the third, or the -

DFC loli who is my little sister
is dere-dere, likes to suck my dick and tells me she loves me
also must not care about normals giving some shit at us
enjoys my company, is introverted
takes things lightly, is not very serious, like to laugh and make silly remarks and have a sense of humor

One day I will achieve it with technology. Though human one would be nice too

>>10272702
I bet all the girls you've met throughout your childhood laughed at you height. And you never showered after P.E because you were scared of showing your pathetic little 4 incher.

the one I love

truWHITE

>>10272619
damn, that remember me the drawing club that I use to frequent
the theme was ''draw youself as female with Xmas clothes''

Somehow I feel myself a bit attracted to her everytime I look to that draw

This girl.

>>10272641
My mom is not really my type, personality-wise

>>10272584
reverse trap schizotypal chunni.

Don't you love your momma?

>>10272721
But those marriages are never successful. By like your mother, I think they mean culturally. I've dated northern european girls and was either disgusted or dissatisfied with what they cooked, how they dressed, or their mannerisms

batshit crazy cultist religious crusader

>>10272641
my taste in girls is actually based on YOUR MOTHER

lol cuz i boned her /o/

A woman like her.

Only one in the world

Gentle, intelligent, reserved, black haired, smaller than me, nice voice and a good body

the type that doesn't exist ;_;

>>10272728
oh, of course.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10272584#p10272754

Why was this deleted?

I see you can't even trust the 4chan extensions that are now part of the site, since it clears deleted posts so people wont notice them.
guess back to 4chanx.

>>10272723
best character

>>10272780
Please use spoilers properly.

>>10272793
I don't think futa counts as /ss/

>>10272780
Either one of these:
1 - Thread should be kept 2D only.
2 - Spoiler abuse anon reported your post.

>>10272798
>1 - Thread should be kept 2D only.

>>10272757

>>10272793
Best character.

>>10272728
>supressed childhood memories
>taking them out on others

>>10272818
WHO r u quotin u fagmaster

I have some serious sapiophilia

>>10272798
Haha what?
Spoiler abuse?
What about quote abuse?

A sweet, innocent and pure girl, but silly and kind of a ditz. Cute and lovable, but sexy and seductive when she wants to be. Warm to cuddle with and likes to hug. Monogamous, faithful and romantic, making her a good wife. Devoted and responsible, making her a good mother.

>>10272837
Compared to spoiler abuse there's nothing in the rules about quote/greentext misuse, but it's still reported all the same.

>>10272837
Just ignore him. It's a personal vendetta.

>>10272619
this

attractive meaning big tits, firm butt, slim waist, long hair, pretty face

>>10272809
best panties too.

Someone cute and small that I can tease. I really like the idea of teasing her

It's a little funny how people pretend they have their tastes 'pinpointed' to an exact degree

Statistically speaking, it's almost impossible that there isn't an arrangement of atoms which would make you many times happier than 'a girl with big hips' or 'me but attractive'. It's probably so inconceivably different that no one has thought of it yet, in fact.

I'm not doing a good job of articulating the thought that's in my head, but maybe you know what I mean

>>10272875
I know what you mean.

>>10272875
You make sense, but peoples descriptions are vague and the image in their head can't be conveyed particularly well by simple descriptions like "big hips". They mean something different (more specific, rather), but that's the only way to describe it.

I like rich girl characters and sword girl characters

futanari

Anyone else here a fan of slightly ugly or imperfect girls? I don't why they are so attractive to me...

>>10272887
That reminds me of a trick or treater.

>>10272898
Makes them seem more attainable
Show an example.

>>10272898

Yes.

>>10272622

I have a really bad imagination, or like a "stagnant" sort of personality, or something like that. For me, "my kinda girl" is whatever 2D girl I'm swooning over at the moment, and any deviation from their character seems like a bad thing. I feel like this is a symptom to some underlying part of my psyche but I'm not sure what.

>>10272927
Well if you can "swoon" then something does it for you. You're just frickin inarticulate so you can't figure out how to post it.

>>10272958

Got anymore pictures like that?

>>10272961
um, sorry, that was a random pull from my "worksafe" folder. I might, but it'd take me forever and a day to find 'em.

Try reverse image searching to see if it's part of a collection someplace, that'd be faster than waiting for me to get back to you with anything worth a shit, I think.

>>10272706

Confident alpha women make my heart go dokidoki.

A pretty and feminine Japanese[/s] girl.

at least 6 foot tall too.

Short haired girls, tomboyish and generally stronger than normal girls. It does not have to be a physical thing but just that they can handle themselves are not quick to emotional responses.

>>10272887
I found you the perfect woman.

>>10273090

How about you take your epic spoilers and fuck off back to /a/

A meek, tomboyish otaku girl who is open to sex.

Tomoko, I guess.

>>10272584
>What's your type of girl?

Long hair, good motherly qualities.

>>10273123

oh, i'm not from /a silly guy!

i'm from /jp

>>10273154
Yes, because shitposting is automatically make you a part of /jp/. Save your "pls no bully" and fuck off back to /a/ you piece of shit.

A kind soft woman who speaks with an equally soft voice.

She'd be like a more grown up version of Miyuki from Lucky Star. Pic somewhat related. Just imagine a motherly aura around her.

>>10273170

You have childhood trauma.

like Bern.

>>10273173
I do...

>>10272872

This times ten. I atleast would like her to be submissive, I can't handle dominant women.

Is anyone on /jp/ actually in love with a character? Not like /a/'s "love" but honestly in love with a fictional character as if they were real. I'm genuinely curious and I'm not trying to insult anyone.

>>10273190
There are certain characters that I find incredibly charming but I cannot say I have ever been in love with anything.

>>10273190

I've never been in love with anyone. Fictional or otherwise..

>>10273190
Do western video game characters count?

>>10273190
yeah

wanna hear about it?

>>10273197
What is love?

>>10273207
Baby don't hurt me

>>10273190

What do you mean by 'as if they were real'? And anyway how do you define love?

I think I feel something like that toward a character, as childish and embarrassing as that is (although why should it be?)

Tall
Pale Skin
Long skinny thighs and legs
Small face
Tall nose
Beautiful lips
Big eyes
Fashionable
Elegant aura
Beautiful silky hair

Basically a human doll (The classy european kind not the ones you have sex with)

>>10273203
Sure
>>10273206
Yeah, I like to hear about this kind of stuff.
>>10273209
I couldn't even begin to define love. I guess I mean whatever you define as love. It's something that you just know, at least that's what I think. I'd love to hear more.

>>10273215
The /jp/ idea of fashion is rather out of date. The kind you could really only find on a doll. Which is a tragedy.

>>10273218

You're weird. Is your favorite color purple?

>>10273218
To be honest, I think Alice might just about sum up my preference in girls. Or Alma, I suppose.

>>10273219
Not to worry I like older fashion just as much as I like modern fashion the only reason most fashion today looks horrible is because the people wearing them are trashy not the clothes.

>>10273218
>Sure

Oh, awesome!

I would let Snake take my virginity over and over.
You know...
with his solid snake.

everyone from /jp/

>>10273241

I thought you only get one virginity

>>10273229
Yes actually. I like lavender in particular, or any light shade of purple.
>>10273231
Is it canon or fanon Alice? That also brings up something else I'm curious about. Do people like the canon or fanon version of their character, or is it sort of a blend? Like, using the canon personality, but filling in the blanks by yourself.
>>10273241
Snake is pretty handsome

This kind

>>10273229
Not that guy, but frankly, if your favorite color ISN'T purple there's something amiss with your tastes

Purple is simply the best color of all time.

>>10273251

What's your favorite beverage? I'm trying to be sure that I don't know you

>>10273244
In the event that my virginity gains the ability to regenerate without my permission, I would allow Snake to take it over and over again.

>>10273251
>>10273255
Snake anon here. Purple confirmed for being an amazing color.

>>10273251
Wrong Alice.

A good sense of humour, good with language, mid puberty athletic body type, red hair, mostly shy, cute, likes to tease, dere dere, good at learning, studying and meditating, sweet tooth, good taste in music and good sense of aesthetics in general.

Aka pic related.

>>10272840

Creepy

>>10272945

Arrest him

>>10273103

Gay

>>10273170

Imagine the virgin aura around yourself

>>10273215

Creepy.

>>10273252

What is she, 12?

>>10273272
Why are you calling me gay?

>>10273271
And Alma is the yandere pschic loli from FEAR.

>>10273259
I doubt you do, I don't talk to anyone aside from posts on /jp/
But as for my favorite beverage, I don't really have one I guess. I have some drinks I like, but not one a lot more than any other.
>>10273271
My mistake, I assumed it was touhou because we were on /jp/
But I guess it still applies. Every character has some sort of fanon personality, but they're not always completely different.

>>10273272
Why is an elegant woman creepy?

>>10273279
The way I see it, Alice Liddel essentially became two different people, much like the original author. The Hollywood movie that came out a few years ago seems to hint at her growing up and travelling the world, and I find the Hollywood rendition, naturally, to be extremely boring. Mcgee's Alice is absolutely delicious, however. I think that would would be the real Alice, or something very like her.

irl, I don't feel like I have a type beyond "attractive and intelligent"

Though, if I had to pick one trait, it would have to be power. The ability to impose one's will onto reality, no matter the exact methods, is what we all strive for, right? Therefore a partner who can do as they please via intelligence, strength, or whatever seems to be the superior choice.

>>10273284
I've never played the games so I'm afraid I'm not familiar with her character at all. Do you like her younger self as well, or just the one in the video game stories? That also brings up something else, we usually only see characters in one time period and although they do develop, they aren't always shown to develop as drastically as when they mature and age. They're sort of locked into one period. Like the difference between Looking Glass Alice and McGee's Alice. They're the same person, but they're different personality wise. Older, more mature, with a different viewpoint on life. Most people fall in love with a character in that one period, would they still love them later when they've grown and changed? They're still the same person, but still, they're different now.

2d, Someone that cares about me and has good strength of character. Looks are secondary.

I can work with a lot of things. Intelligence isn't really a big requirement, I can work with a dumb person if they are nice. I really just want to be accepted for who I am.

I hate bitches though.

>>10273305
Her books are actually some of my favorite, but she is a character that I actually find I enjoyed more as she got older, for whatever reason. You can see her change and her descent into madness is probably the biggest example between her book self and her game self, and with her, all of Wonderland. I guess I just really like crazy chicks.

>>10273314

>Looks are secondary.

LOL

Keep telling yourself. You have no clue how shallow you are. It's in human nature.

>>10273327
Then take it in a relative matter, but use your head, you piece of shit. It means he would like an average woman if she met his criteria but he would have a physically perfect one if they opposed it.

>>10273329
>have
Hate, of course.

>>10273329

One more flippant remark and your fucking dick is going inside of me.

>>10273327
"Looks are secondary" doesn't mean they're not important at all and that he won't take it into consideration whatsoever. He just means it comes after the primary features he desires. It still carries some weight on his decision.

>>10273335
Suck my cock, dude.

>>10273343

*whips your dick out, is sucking you off now*

Who won, fuckface?

>>10273352
I have no idea. I guess you're going to have to try harder if you want that to be decided.

>>10273352
Getting your dick sucked feels better than sucking a dick, so he won.

>>10273318
Alright, I understand what you mean. I have to admit, I do like characters like that as well, they're really interesting. You want to know more about them, try to figure out why they're like, what made them like that, what kind of person they are. People like that are really complex and interesting.

The inner qualities of a person are proportional to that person's outward beauty. If you look like shit then you're shit on the inside too.

>>10273368

Obviously you're trying to get a rise out of us, but I'm not sure if I'm attractive or not

I'm frequently told I'm 'hot' but can't know if it's a pity remark or a joke or whatever else

>>10273368
I cant really disagree here.
If you are shit on the outside, you usually end up being jaded and start to develop hate everyone mentality. For people that are too good looking they will end up being the fucking arrogant cunt type. The only people that are normal are those 5/10 average type.

>>10273251
I hate to break it to you, but ZUN himself (cf his answer about why there is no voice acting) promotes headcanon.
The "not canon xDD" bullshit is just /jp/'s meme of being epic shitpohipsters.

Of course, nobody's going to pretend that Patchouli's outgoing, has ganguro makeup and spends her time playing basketball in a tracksuit when she's not doing some skateboard. People generally stay very close to canon: you came to like those character after being exposed to their canon self. In my opinion, if you stick to canon purely, it's not the same as if there are no inputs from yourself.

I mean, in the end it's either going to end in a tulpa or something comparable that you've spent a significant amount of time building. Just copy pasting canon and leaving the blank unfilled is some half assed work. Also every fucking artist have their own headcanon.
inb4 nerdkings come in and argue about the meaning of headcanon and how it doesn't fit.

tl;dr: I'd fill her blank if you know what I mean

>>10273388
You must be an ugly.

A girl who isn't confident in her own girliness. This usually means tomboys, but not always. I find that lack of confidence utterly fucking adorable.

>>10273327
>>10273334
>>10273335
>>10273340
>>10273343
>>10273352
>>10273355

Huh. Is this because I posted a picture of Saber? I just thought she was cute so I posted her.

Also Madness Returns was a fun game. I really liked Alice in that. That ending, holy fuck.

>>10273392
How I wished....
I am getting fuck ton of pressure from everyone on getting a gf. If I were a fatfuck and look like shrek I wouldnt be getting so much shit. I got a feeling they are starting to think that I am gay.

>>10273412
It's exactly because you are ugly that you are being pressured to get a girlfriend, so you can show them and they can show everyone else that you are just okay.

Smartass weirdo

Please stop calling each other ugly. That's not very nice.

>>10273368
Did you know joseph stalin was a fucking sexy guy? Yet he was a piece of shit. Also Ted Bundy, a woman killer that surprisingly did not look like a massive creep.

Chill and logical

>>10273389
I know that, it's just that seem that a lot of people adhere strictly to canon and think anything that is fanon is just cancer and you know the rest. To a lot of people fanon is only stuff like Patchy with ganguro and basketball, but it's not all that. Characters can be very well developed but there are always going to be gaps. Even with real people we have to assume a lot of things. But either way there is a foundation that we can build on.

I have no idea, I don't have any sort of "type" in mind so I have to think about it.

If I think of all the girls that I have liked, it seems they have been either been able to endure hardship, or somehow defective.

So probably that.

>>10273442
Are you a sadist?

I like em easy, sleazy. And able to suck a golfball through a garden hose.

So pretty much like all of your moms.

>>10273450

Holy shit dude.

>>10273450
My mother is married to a man who is not my father and is courting three other men.

>>10273447
No, that's not it at all. Maybe I'm a little bit M.

I don't mean damaged defective. Just those who have something or other not quite right about them.

I don't seem to really have a type.

>>10272776
They exist. How tall are you anyway?

>>10273436

>>10273476
Beautiful man. Would be executed by.

Long straight hair, Asian, around my height (preferably shorter).

As for personality, I have a broad range of traits that I like. Graceful with a cute side and caring for her family or people she considers family.

>>10273190
I don't know if I've ever been in love with any of my favorite characters since I've never experienced love before. There are a bunch of girls I like, but I do have one that I always seem to come back to. A bit ironic because she happens to be very short, most likely European, and has short hair.

>>10273460
Same for me. Especially Yuka, my favorite wifu.

that type of girl

>>10272584
Good.

>>10273521
Who is she? Why do you keep coming back to her?

Librarians.

Not the sexy kind, either. The real kind.

Glasses moe helps too.

How realistic is it to get a loli as a girlfriend, /jp/?

>>10273538
That depends on what area of the world you live in.

Intelligence is the largest requirement. In fact, I'm willing to overlook any flaws a female might have so long as she's intelligent enough to compensate for them. Ideally, though, she would also be emotionally and intellectually independent. I would prefer that she be more intelligent than me on at least one topic.

As far as physical make-up goes, I don't have many preferences. Mostly, I would only require that she not be obese and not be deformed, but this is only because I'm not very interested in sex so I'm not terribly concerned with aesthetics.

I want a women who I could do science with.

>>10273558

What field are you in?

>>10273542
USA

>>10273574
Big country. You could pull it off; hell, I have.

>>10273578
Please elaborate.

>>10273581
The big thing to remember is to be self-confident, and not creepy as fuck. That goes for all social interactions. The next thing to remember is caution; they will like you, sure, but other adults will not. Don't be afraid to stand up to people, to lie a lot, and to get the fuck out of dodge.

>>10273585
Does being nice come off as creepy?

>>10273598
All depends on you. People get paranoid. They think if you like kids you are the devil.

At the current moment, it would be somebody who also wants to commit suicide, decent looks at the very least, and skinny almost to the point of anorexia. Or fully there.

>>10272619
>Basically a female version of myself
Yes, that would be my perfect girl too.

That aside, she would be shy, intelligent and into the same hobbies. I'd also like her to have a cute face, but I don't really care about appearance as long as she's not terribly ugly or fat.

>>10273599
They're right. Most people on /jp/ are devils.

>>10273623

I'm a demon. Devils pls go.

>>10273623
I am myself.

>>10273623
I like to think of myself as a nice person, but that's how most people like to think of themselves.

>>10273626
>>10273631
Thank you the insight.

>>10273633
You are also being thanked as an expansion to >>10273634.

>>10273535
Remilia. I'm not sure why I come back to her. It just happens. I guess because she fits my criteria.

I'm quite envious of the loyalty between Remilia and Sakuya. I like to fantasize being her trusty butler when I'm trying to fall asleep. Like >>10273389 and >>10273441 said, I have to fill in some gaps.

as long as she is this, never ages, and has a self-restoring hymen

>>10273112
shiki doesn't really fit the yamato nadeshiko archetype though. I guess she fits the sort of girl I like though in the sense that she has a strong character because of her upbringing but secretly relies on the guy she likes.

>>10273181
Well, im small and I like to think im cute~
Also im pretty submissive, but I can act dominant if that makes my honey happy~
Im really weak to teasing cause I get really horny
Im fine with giving my steam out if anyone is interested~

>>10273646
shes a rich girl and a sword girl

Exactly like myself

Btw i'm a girl

A woman with the heart and mind set of a samurai.

Somebody who I can consider my intellectual and emotional equal. A girl who is doing the kinds of things I do as well as I do them, or better than me. Somebody who I can share creativity with and will actually appreciate it because she is doing the same things.

Emotional stability/self-awareness and intellect are top priority. Playfulness and cuddliness/physical positivity second priority.

Not sure what else.

>>10273658

One with a penis, flat chest and short hair

None. I'm happy by myself.

I have two "types". I'm sure it's because some fucked up childhood conditioning. Basically there is the traditional tomboy(ish) good waifu type and the impossibly perfect mistress who treats you like shit.

My fiance, who I found thanks to /jp/. I couldn't ask for more.

Smart and cute.

/jp/ is my kind of girl

test

>>10273714
is your ``fiance" flan?

>>10273753
Nope. I met her via netplay threads

>>10273761
u guys cyber fug yet

>>10273765
anon thats ecchi

>>10273714
I must say I am pretty jealous.

I like tough on the outside, soft on the inside. Perhaps a bit unemotional or seemingly uncaring, but gets embarrassed easily around the one she loves.

Also loli body.

>>10273753
It's ``'', not ``"-

>>10273761
Who has the bigger penis?

are people saying they like intelligent girls the most just saying that so they don't sound shallow or would they really be ok with a cold bitch who cheats on you as long as she's smart?

>>10273805
>would they really be ok with a cold bitch who cheats on you as long as she's smart
I don't think anyone likes that, what they're saying is that they prefer intelligence to other traits (like appearance).

>>10273805
being attracted to intelligence is one of the most basic features of being human

>>10273808
I like big tits. I like them a lot. in the end though I like things like loyalty and empathy more. saying you like intelligence even when it probably isn't really even in your top 3 is what normals do.

>>10273805
What the hell? Liking a trait (intelligence) doesn't mean you have to accept someone with that trait if they also have powerful negative traits (being a bitch).
Your post is analogous to "are people who say they like ketchup really okay with eating dog shit as long as it's with ketchup?".

>>10273820
Well, there's probably some people who care about intelligence.

>>10273786
I'd be jealous too.
I know she's not 2D or the perfect japanese imouto or whatever but she's someone that shares my interests and is next to me whenever I need her. She's pretty cute too, I mean.. I wasn't ever aware I'd meet a girl to spend my life with, especially on 4chan.

>>10273797
You thought that's funny?

>>10273820
Except you're on /jp/, not talking to your high school friends, analprince, and I think you should leave.

>>10273822
but being a bitch is more about lacking good traits than a negative trait. if "not being a bitch" is what you think is most important then you should say that you value things like faithfullness or congeniality. of course since this is /jp/ I wouldn't be suprised if there were people who like abusive genius women, but in general I feel that people who respond that they're most attracted to intelligent women are being dishonest and just trying to win points.

>>10273830
I am not that guy, but yes I thought that was pretty funny.
Now perhaps you should stop being passive agressive, because your cold and shallow rhetorical question didn't really add much. For someone who found happyness you sounded like a douchebag just now. Perhaps you had a bad day or whatever, but try to manage your anger another way than being angry at people who just displayed wit for other's amusement.

>>10273842
Hey, I'm not being aggressive or anything, I just fail to get the joke. Don't get me wrong.

>>10273827
>Well, there's probably some people who care about intelligence.

I take eugenics very seriously.

>>10273853
You should have said so in the first place, instead of asking him if he thought that was funny. He probably knows that he thinks that is funny even without you asking him.
I don't want to misunderstand people, please try to phrase your speech better.

>>10273853
I'm the person who made the joke and you are being passive aggressive. It was a joke based on how everyone on /jp/ are males, but we're all little girls on the inside. You should of just ignored it instead of responding.

Flat chested class president with hime cut or braid and glasses.

>>10273865
Okay, I'm sorry for causing this misunderstanding.

>>10273805
Intelligence is hereditary and relatively intelligent people are relatively pleasant to be around with if you happen to be relatively intelligent yourself. A trashy slob who claims to appreciate intelligence is either being exceptionally honest about his/her submissiveness or just trying to pull a clumsy bluff.

>>10273868
>You should of
And you should have studied english more, motherfucker.

>>10273904
>english
*farts*
>>10273840
>but being a bitch is more about lacking good traits than a negative trait.
Oh no, it's just the other way around. A quirky female who acts out is the one bitch to rule them all.

>>10272619
This, but I'm already attractive.

>>10272738
I'd fuck you.

I find long hair and a small frame attractive, and I really enjoy talking to people who aren't too serious, and who like arguing/debating for its own sake.

Still I doubt I'd be able to hang out with them, or live with them. Having to take time off of things I want to do to do things together, doing things they wanted to do.. I guess I could do it, but I don't think I'd like that. I guess it's childish, but I'd rather be mostly happy or content taking it easy alone, than being sometimes happy together and bothered or miserable other times.

>>10274009
You don't have to please them.

>>10273190
I've always been genuinely in love with my character of choice. Every time I see a picture of her or look at her, she makes me happy. Her smile makes me smile. It's a huge shame that /a/ has tainted 2D love as more of a joke than a real thing that people actually have.

>>10274089

Well, you're not alone. If that makes you feel any better.

Why aren't there more characters like her. Seriously.

I know of Hime from Monster Princess and Mitsuru from Persona 3 (Kaguya form Deardrops was close, but a little too rough).

>>10273255
Purple is pretty cool, but my favourite is pink. Because it's a colour that, unlike any other, isn't just one single wavelength of light, but is actually red and blue together.

>>10274328
Purple is a royal color. That is why it is good to have.

>>10272727
Saya will never be you're waifu

>>10273537
You. I like what you like. I think we'll get along great together.

I am a wretched harem keeper. I do not have a single type. From all anime and VNs I must have fallen in love hundreds of times. I forgot most of their names because I'm not good at remembering them and where they come from.

I really like the MILF type characters who dress in traditional Japanese clothing and practice Kenjutsu while the MC and girls are at school. The kind where you get a demonic aura from them and you know they could save you from the antagonist at any time but she lets the MC fight him as part of his character development.

I don't like whore girls, they have to be well spoken and polite. They have to ganbatte all the time. Ecchi is a bonus.

Tsundere is the ultimate finisher, especially if played with the ecchi card, as this overwrites most other requirements.

I think my main problem is that I like most 2D females, because 2D females are the miracle of the universe.

Louise from Zero no Tsukaima is the queen of my Harem so far.

>>10272706
For some reason, I imagine that evil women would make good wives and mothers.

>>10273714
爆発しろ

>>10273645
This. Minus the hymen. I'm not Arab or European (both are the same culture with different trappings), and given that anybody immortal is necessarily either supernatural, a demon, genetically engineered or what have you, her body might as well be lacking in anti-features. I mean, right?

>>10273537
???

I used to think that I had a thing for 'emotionally damaged' girls as long as they were pretty, but that is *not* fun to deal with in real life.

I met this girl who literally looked like Anne Hathaway without the Steve Buscemi eyes and was a nutjob. She said it took 'real self-restraint' to not murder random people she saw on the street.

>>10274558

lol, nice

>>10274990
You are horrible, you should have been more understanding.

>>10274990
I'm this guy. I thought I was really into the fucked up damaged goods and all that.
Then I realized I wasn't, I was more interested in their problem and the rehabilitation of it than I was the actual person, and that's horrible, truly horrible.

It turns out my favorite sort of woman is the one that will troll me as hard as she possibly can and can read me like a book.

Finding those qualities and loyalty are basically impossible, so it's a 2D life for me!

>>10275432
It sounds like you are a masochist.

>>10275488
I didn't include the other part where I troll her back and it escalates to the point of angry hog sex in your living room nerd

>>10275569
Shut the fuck up, no one would have sex with you.

>>10275569
you're a beta

my personality but as a girl
who hasn't thought about dating themselves?

>>10274990
How did you meet her?

>>10275587
I know

>>10274478
Good tastes.
I am also a harem loving man with a penchant for the ara ara milfs.

>>10275619
I have, but then I remember what an awful person I am.

>>10275619
People seem to think this would be a good idea but you know deep down it would be horrible.

I'm a pathetic fence-sitter. I can't say I love just one type of girl without thinking about the charms of all other types of girls. The dfc tsundere, the gloomy kuudere, the rowdy christmas cake, the yamato nadeshiko, the shy yandere, the gentle milf... Limiting yourself to just one type of girl is criminal, when they are all so lovely in so many different ways. If anything, I am glad there is so much diversity. I would hate if people tried to merge all these types of girls into only one. I'm also really fond of all these types of girl personality when applied to crossdressing boys. I am beyond rejecting a beautiful flower only because it has a stamen.

>>10274990
oh, the same thing happenened to me, emotionally damaged girls used to be moe before I meet a real one

>She said it took 'real self-restraint' to not murder random people she saw on the street.

same as her, but instead of murder was suicide, she was into otaku stuff too, but she was an ungly creepy fujoushi, so I just avoided her

A psycho homicidal bitch.

>>10275679
You both failed in rehabilitating the girls.

>>10275669
Not really, I'm a narcissist. It'd be more like a dream come true.

/jp/-dere.

A slut that always have cum filled orifices and makes me lick her clean.

>>10276261
Sanae is the girl for you.

Yandere onee-chan type

>>10276281
Oh that's my favorite /jp/ maymay too ^^

>>10276281
You wouldn't want to hug and kiss her like this?

>>10275676
There you go again, newfaf, using kuudere instead of dandere.

>>10272738
>draw youself as female with Xmas clothes
O- Okay...

Ideal woman:

-Shitposts on /jp/ all day and night for years on end.
-Has an extremely bad attitude.
-Posts hilarious /a/ images.
-Likes insulting virgem nerdes.
-Wants /jp/ deleted

If only..

Boyish, better if she resembles a little boy herself. She must have a tight asshole and dress classy with suits and hats.

>>10277065
I feel stupid for needing to ask this because I've used that site multiple times, but can you link that please

>>10277092
Isn't there someone on /jp/ exactly like that? I remember seeing such a person post not to long ago.

>>10277092
Hands off faggot.
accel anon is mine.

>>10277399
What happened to Accella's lover?

>>10277290
http://pochi.x.fc2.com/k_kisekae2.html

... d- don't think I gave it to you because I wanted to, I -- I just had some free time!

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10272584#p10272584

Wow, what a butt-angered janitor.

Do you think we hate him more then he hates us? I mean, he is a piece of shit idiot and all, but you know.

>>10277415

Killed himself.

>>10277501
When did that happen?

>>10277522
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10020300#p10020841

>>10277587
Oh crazy