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Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:03:28 2012 No.10272102 [Reply] [Original]

How does one woo a Japanese princess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:08:29 2012 No.10272118 STEM major or good math grades

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:08:44 2012 No.10272120 fill her up

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:11:13 2012 No.10272133 Whip out your dick. You gaijin cock will look enormous compared to the tiny jap penises she's seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:11:43 2012 No.10272136 Graduate from Toudai as the top of the class. Grab some nobel prizes and whatnot afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:12:13 2012 No.10272140 One day I'll go to Japan, recover that one anon's body from the bottom of the Tokyo bay, and give him a proper burial. But in the meantime, it's good to see his dream lives on in others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:12:58 2012 No.10272143 >>10272133 What if it's smaller?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:13:28 2012 No.10272146 >>10272140 May we will never forget the depth and sincerity of his love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 20:15:13 2012 No.10272151 Would /jp/ pass this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Scholastic_Ability_Test

Anonymous Thu Dec 27 21:15:56 2012 No.10272308
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Become the gaijin shogun after beating them back inch by blood soaked inch. Make sure to give them full amnesty but instead of biological weapons ask for one of their daughters in exchange. Slam dunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 21:38:41 2012 No.10272340 >>10272140 story?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 21:44:56 2012 No.10272358 File: 437 KB, 1280x1707, 1353145430470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10272151 Yeah I mean it's probably achievable by anyone who- >Korea I want you to leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 21:47:11 2012 No.10272363 >>10272151 Why is korea so backwards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 21:47:26 2012 No.10272362 File: 84 KB, 720x720, chispitatecate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10272340 anon plans to go to japan and save princess and make her happy and marry her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 22:18:11 2012 No.10272479 >>10272358 Sweet Jesus, her face gives me mental destroy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 27 22:23:26 2012 No.10272491 She's too old now though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 01:00:29 2012 No.10273037 >>10272358 Ｗｈａｔ　ａ　ｃｕｔｉｅ　ｇｉｒｌ～～！！

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 02:33:14 2012 No.10273292 File: 57 KB, 467x605, f_0Yukiom_18c92f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10272102 By becoming a New Age Japanese Imperialist

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 03:55:14 2012 No.10273548 >>10273292 god i love this picture...just look at how beautiful and handsome he is. How masculine and full of passion for his country... You dont see that any more in japan ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:01:14 2012 No.10273559 >>10273548 >You dont see that any more in japan ;_; Because most of them ended up having their heads become trophies for American GI's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:01:29 2012 No.10273561 >>10273548 Gay weeaboo.

>>	post punk pup Fri Dec 28 04:03:14 2012 No.10273562 File: 613 KB, 2000x1600, 626866448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 11-years old loli told me today that the key to any girl's heart is to appreciate her and listen to her and make her know for sure that she means the hole world to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:03:44 2012 No.10273563 >>10272151 Koreans are fucking insane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:24:14 2012 No.10273594 ugly nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:24:29 2012 No.10273592 >>10273548 Would you suck his cock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:25:59 2012 No.10273597 >>10273592 Probably. I am just disappointed at the lack of manly japanese men. Either that or I have yet to see any from the internet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:27:59 2012 No.10273600 >>10273562 Holy HELL. Why was this masterpiece left unfinished?

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:33:29 2012 No.10273608

>>10273563
I wouldn't be so hasty without seeing the tests. I had heard all the tall tales about Japanese cram schools but I was surprised when I actually saw the standardized uni entrance exams and some statistics. My ass-backwards Euro shithole country has equally difficult exams and this place is known only for... nothing. There were also a couple of non-standard exams, including one from Toudai, and they looked more like the stuff I was expecting.

>>	to gay weeaboo faggot Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:34:59 2012 No.10273612 >>10273548 >beautiful and handsome really?

Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:37:14 2012 No.10273618

>>10273608
I'm referring to stuff like:
>On the test day, government employees arrive to work later than the ordinary time, businesses and the stock market open late to avoid traffic jams that could prevent students from getting to testing sites.
>Often, students are escorted by police, especially if students don't think they will arrive at the test center on time and planes are grounded to reduce noise pollution.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:49:59 2012 No.10273644 File: 24 KB, 640x360, p00bzpyk_640_360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10273548 Yes, yes. >>10273559 Does your grandmother still have those Japanese skulls in her basement trunk? Your grandfather was some warrior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 04:57:59 2012 No.10273665 >>10272151 Probably not. What happens to the kids who fail? Are they doomed for life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:02:14 2012 No.10273675 >>10273665 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Scholastic_Ability_Test >the extreme pressure felt by students culminate to teenage depression and high rates of suicide. They kill themselves. I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:02:44 2012 No.10273677 >>10273618 Luckily, being a nerd is a grave sin in the west. Bullies are doing God's work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:13:14 2012 No.10273694 >>10273562 Don't use post punk as a name for your dumbass weeb shenanigans. Pedo scum

>>	post punk pup Fri Dec 28 05:29:14 2012 No.10273729 File: 128 KB, 330x331, 1351658520186.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10273694

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:35:14 2012 No.10273746 Hey /jp/, anyone knows what happened to the /jp/er that tried to scale the Japanese Palace walls naked to meet the loli princess a few years back and was arrested? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lHjvoHgQSvA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:37:14 2012 No.10273751 File: 242 KB, 900x685, 1350883872782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10273746 I answered you in the last thread that just got deleted. Go look it up in Foolz archive you foolz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:40:44 2012 No.10273760 >>10273751 Thanks! Foolz is down for me at the moment, will check back in awhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:42:29 2012 No.10273763 >>10272151 >See also >Education in South Korea >Suicide in South Korea

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 28 05:47:29 2012 No.10273770 >>10273751 >foolz n-no thank you

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