/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to go on a movie date with /jp/

>>10263626
Yes please, I really want to see that movie

>>10263621
Wanna watch The Hobbit?

Nah I got my own home theater setup and everything so I just watch it in the comfort of my own lair.

Shitposting never looked better

I don't like going to the movies. Too expensive and scary and it supports the Jews.

I'd go to the movies with Byakuren. I bet she'd be fun to do that with.

>>10263626
went to see it last tuestady, alone,
literally i was the only one in the theater

having the cinema all for yourself is awesome

>>10263643
I wanna watch a movie with her that has lots of sex scenes.

>>10263666
Too lewd

I wanna take Byakuren to the movies now.
My treat.

>>10263685
to watch the hobbit ?

>>10263691
take remi instead, maybe she will like her hobgoblins more after that

>>10263691
If that's what she wants to see, sure!
I'll let her decide.

>>10263666
Travis Bickle get out

>>10263698
so beta

>>10263691

Yeah, dude. It's a good movie. Saw it the other day, it's long as fuck though.

>>10263754
is only two hours

>>10263772
2 hours 45 minutes

I don't enjoy going anywhere

>>10263626
I haven't seen the Hobbit, but I did get to see the latest Les Misérables movie adaption. Cosette was really adorable as a child in it.

>>10263829
I-Is she lolitastic?

>>10263829
i wanna watch hamsel and gretel
look sliek a stupid and fun movie

>>10263839
I would say so, she also has some really cute scenes.

i b4 e 'cept after c

I love going to the movies alone.

Okay, so let me get this straight. We are taking Byakuren to see The Hobbit because it's very lewd and has a loli in it? Did I get that right?

So, think she'll give me a handjob in the dark of the theater?

>>10264359
Does that movie have a loli in it? I want to see a movie with a loli in it.

Do you guys go early? Having the whole theater to yourself sounds cool.

>>10264402

Bilbo is a loli.

Nothing wrong with watching alone.

>>10264405
Are there currently any movies with a cute girl in them? That sounds like a nice way to spend the day.

I want some /jp/ friends...

I manage a movie theatre so I can see movies two days before they come out, sometimes more. I saw Djanjo Unchained five days ago, pretty good.

My shifts are two thirds of the time at night so since I close down I have full authority to just fire up any film after we close down once the keys activate (to "quality check" them and ensure that they "work")

One of the projectors has several unique inputs. We can run our own DVDs through one of the projectors and a console as well. I have beaten Koishi in an auditorium that seats more than 170 people. Using high resolution AV cables I can connect any current gen console and run emulated (or pirated) video games into the projector. Using wireless controllers I can sit in the middle of the auditorium and it work just fine.

I plan on beating Metroid Prime like that this week. A friend of mine plans on attending since he's never touched the game and is interested in watching me dust it to shit.

Pic related. It's my copy of Metroid prime signed in gold and silver ink by the graphical artists and programmers at Retro studios.

>>10264423

Holy fucking shit, dude. That's an amazing collector's item you've got there.

I went to the movies today with my family. There were lots of people and it was cold in the cinema, I wish I stayed home and had a nap instead.

What kind of retard goes to the movies alone? That's CWC level autism.

I've never been to a theater/cinema in my life. If it's like what I see on TV, I'd be creeped out by all the people making out around me.

>>10264532

Don't worry, it's not. If you live in a big city then you'll be in a nice theater. If not, you'll be in an average-sized theater and if you go during matinee times then there's hardly ever anyone besides a few people in there with you.

>>10264531
meet /tv/

I rent from Redbox. It never occured to me to go the theater alone.

How is it that you can get a date for prom but you can't make an acquaintance just to see a movie?

>>10264533
I can't believe I'm asking this, but is that serious?
I mean, I understand being afraid of people. I understand not wanting to be near people, having to talk to them, or interacting with them. I understand that very well.

But how can you think so highly of yourself that you're afraid people will care to notice you being alone, in the fucking movies? A huge dark room where everyone is busy ignoring everyone else to enjoy a movie?
Seriously?

>>10264552
The last bullet point reveals its joke nature.

>>10264552
I was at a theater with my family. We saw this guy sitting alone, and so we went over and started harassing him until he cried and ran off.

Fucking nerd deserved it.

>>10264552

It's a joke chart made from serious origins.

Keep in mind that /tv/ is the only board more pathetic than /jp/, and has the largest amount of child porn posted there than any other board.

1st move I saw alone was Skyfall.
The movie itself was decently enjoyable.
Going back home with no one to talk to was soul crushing.

Please don't use ohayous as reaction images...

>>10264552
It's not serious. It's misguided reinforcement style bullying, which is very popular on the normalfag boards. The point is to take advantage of people's ignorance and insecurities and make them believe that the presented bullshit actually reflects reality. It's not surprising that something like it emerges when people post about their "feels" like there's no tomorrow.

>>10264555
>>10264558
A joke? If that's what you want, so be it. From now on, jokes will revolve around useless beta as fuck nerd virgs, and you'll just laugh along. How does it feel to be a walking joke?