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has anyone here ever crossplayed as any Touhou characters? I've been thinking recently of crossplaying as Youmu or something, but since i'm a NEET i can't retrieve anything without fear of it being opened

>> No.10254816

Never

>> No.10254820

Not buff enough.

Yet.

>> No.10254822

>>10254820
you need to be cute and skinny!

>> No.10254826

>>10254816
How come?

You'd probably make a nice Youmu
>>10254820
unless you were rinnosuke

>> No.10254830

>>10254804
What do you mean retrieve anything?

Like order something?

I order many things off amazon that I shouldn't, but since I'm a NEET I can use amazon prime to coordinate very well when it will arrive, so I try to pick days where my parents aren't home. It wouldn't matter much anyway since the boxes they send stuff in are all normal brown amazon boxes and I can say it is a video game related thing.

>> No.10254828

>>10254804
You should crossplay as Youmu! I'm working on Youmu right now (I posted the skirt earlier) and also I did the Koumajou Densetsu version of Youmu a while back too, it's really fun.

>> No.10254834

How do I start? I don't think I have the right body for it ;-;

>> No.10254833

too fat and hairy to be cute.

>> No.10254840

>>10254830
>Anon, why are you ordering girls' clothes?
>VIDJA GAEM

Flawless.

I just use a trusted friend whose parents work more than mine do-- that's where my current order from amiami is going (consisting of a fig and shimapantsu)

>> No.10254836

I don't have to crossplay. I'm a grail.

>> No.10254837

>>10254830
I'm scared of them opening it though.

>> No.10254846

>>>/cgl/

>> No.10254842

I would like to but I don't know how, please post any tips on how to crossplay.

>> No.10254843

>>10254837
Just make the cosplay yourself, then~

>> No.10254848

I can't believe you actually put NEET on the OP.

>> No.10254852

>>10254843
i'd still need to order the materials!

>> No.10254851

I've worm panties before
Felt good

>> No.10254854

>>10254852
well, fabric itself is pretty innocuous, just stash it under your bed or something then work on it at night

>> No.10254855

>>10254848
i told the truth, and nothing but the truth. and it worked out!

>> No.10254858

>>10254855
How do you have money for cosplay stuff if you're a NEET?

>> No.10254878

>>10254858
i get disability

>> No.10254879

>>10254854
NEET by day, seamstress by night

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10254884

Why is /jp/ so gay?

>> No.10254886

>>10254858
the same way anyone who likes taking it easy gets cash

motherfuckin ODDJOBS
mow dat lawn
water dem plants
walk dose dogs
get
dat
CASH
nigga

>> No.10254910

>>10254884
why not. it's only natural

>> No.10254920

I plan on crossplaying Parsee since I have naturally green eyes. I just need to get my sewing machine fixed or get a new one and I can actually do it.

>> No.10254929
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>>10254910
Jewish bullshit propaganda

>> No.10254938
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>>10254929
racist

>> No.10254946

>>10254854
do you still want to post steams?
my id is mayaka youmu

>> No.10254952
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>>10254938
jews are not humans like we are humans, their DNA is of a satanic origin

>> No.10254960

Would a crossplaying guy be open to being a qt3.14 gf?
Or is it just false advertising?

>> No.10254969

>>10254960
depends on the individual

>> No.10254982

>>10254969
>>10254960
Yeah, it depends. I'm straight, but I know a lot of Touhou crossplayers aren't..

>> No.10254983

Romans used to have catamites and they were the greatest of all time. We should follow suit.

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>>10254983

>> No.10255004

>>10254995
I want to pull his antennae.

>> No.10255022

>>10254995
>>10255004
but wriggle is a girl you fucks

>> No.10255033

>>10255022
Not today she isn't.

>> No.10255038

>>10255022
Don't try to use reason with these filthy homosexuals

>> No.10255035

>>10255022
Clearly a boy. Are you retarded or something?

>> No.10255041
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>>10255022
silly anon

>> No.10255042

>>10255038
nono, I'm gay, but wriggle is totally a girl

r-right?

>> No.10255096

>>10255042
Nope

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Crossplayed before but not a touhou. My mom was really curious as to what the package was, seeing as it came from japan. She did not open it with out my permission, but I told her that she could because the jokes was on her. No fuck were given, when I asked for a sewing machine this christmas she knew what I was going to use it for.

pic related; my dieselpunk sewing machine

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Fun Stuff

>> No.10255565

I'm pretty sure I could pull off a decent Patchouli. I just need to work on the eyebags, if anything. The thing is, I don't have any money ;_;

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10255603

too poor for a reimu costume.. or any cosplay clothes.

they tend to be expensive except if you make one personally right?

>> No.10255714

i know someone who crossplays touhou, and then became a trap. so all is right

>> No.10255720

>>10255714
Did you have sex with him?

>> No.10255751

I'll be cosplaying Marisa permanently once I get my sex change, just sayin'

>> No.10255762

>>10255751
fuck off crossboarding freak

>> No.10255923

I am black and I don't really cosplay at all and if I wear and female clothing it's always under my regular clothing.

>> No.10256440

Who the fuck would want to Crossdress?

>> No.10256458

>>10255603
Not outrageously so. Most normal kits are around $100 (which is a pretty reasonable price for a whole set of regular clothes), though of course the really good high end cosplays can go into the thousands if you want really special props, shiny jewels, ects.

>> No.10256473

>>10255751
Pretentious piece of shit.

>> No.10256483

>>10255751
Good luck! Can you donate your detached peni-peni (is it cute?) to /jp/?

>> No.10256523
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>>10256440
I did it several times and went to chatroulette. It was pretty awkward for me because every man i encountered went literally crazy. I felt a little bit dirty letting these men jerking off to me but it was fun.

>> No.10256528

>>10256523
I want to do that...

>> No.10256574

>>10256523
When I was younger and cuter I made a lot of guys fap too. It was nice. They even asked me to live with them, that they would make me happy. That scared me a bit though, but it's the only time I felt loved. ;_;

>> No.10256814

>>10256440
I think I'd enjoy doing it, though I have no intention of letting anyone else see, or going on the Internet with it or anything.

I just think it'd be nice to sit around playing video games in cute clothes. Why don't men get cute clothes? It's such bullshit.

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