/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well I am rather fond of Tewi.

No.

Why the HELL not?

Tewi doesn't deserve that.

Also, Tewi is very cute.

>>10237866

I find the opposite to be true.

And yes. As in "Yes, I would rape her." No way in Hell is she cute.

Horseman nebtan

>>10237897
Why would you rape someone you don't find cute?

I'm just attracted to her. Now I'm confused since I already have Koishi, Yuuka, Yamame, Yuyuko, & Reisen. Oh shit I must choose!

>>10237817

CONSUMPTION IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF LOVE!

>>10237925
>>10237926
why are you doing this

>>10237911
Your post made me realize that my favorite Touhou are probably all out of their minds.

>>10237817
Ew man, she has the body of a kid.

I'd probably just stay far away from her in general. I do like her, though.

>>10237936
All of my favourite touhou are short haired because I love short haired girl. I don't know how Reisen manage to slip on the list.

>>10237975
I have Tewi, Koishi, Rumia, and Flan on my list. Tewi can function just fine but she just seems a little out of place in life.

>>10237975
Me too.

And I just realized all but 1.5 of my top 10 favorite Touhou have shoulder length hair or shorter. The .5 being from Eiki the thing she has going with the right half of her hair.

Can I skip the date and go straight for the <s>rape</s>?

>>10238790
>uneducated, ignorant, and immature little kids
Typical normalfag. I'll never understand why you faggots find children so annoying and undesirable, yet you keep using the "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" bullshit to protect your outdated morals.

I know you aren't a moralfag or anything of the sort, but what is it about the cute, fun and curious little kids that annoys you?

Tewi would be too adorable for me...

(ANd I would feel scared)

>>10238900
Do little girls smell like crayons?

>>10237817
>rape
that's just
that's not cool at all man
rape is not cool
a little light abuse, some choking, that's ok, but im no fuckin monster. rape is wrong man

Please don't be mean to Tewi.

A youkai that brings good luck to humans. She has an odd role.

>>10237817
I would date <s>love</s> Tei.

>>10238914
Only their hands after school.

>>10238900
Normals can't understand child love.

How about you go fuck yourself for suggesting anything horrible about my pure waifu.

She is the miracle of the Universe.

I like this thread and you should feel bad abauddet.

>>10239053

Rabbits are food, not pets.

You better not try to bully Tewi faggot, i'm watching you

Y'all better not being talking shit about the cutest darn rabbit out there.

One could not date rape her for she is to cute to do that, and she'd kill you for it in some humours trap.

>>10239749

Them eyes, that position...

Tewi is sexual.

>>10239749

she is not, stop

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1109113/1girl-bare_legs-black_hair-bottomless-breast_grab-

>>10239760
Please stop posting links to that site.

>>10239769
Okay.

>>10239749
>>10239037
>>10238954
>>10238914
>>10238900
Stop sexualizen lil gurls.

Tewi is a lewd little bunny, useful only for fucking senselessly.

>>10240053
Tewi is not lewd, you are! Tewi is an adorable cute bunny.

Yes, I almost definitely would. Words can't properly describe how sexy she is. And she doesn't have the sort of personality that gives me enough respect for her to care about what she does and doesn't want.

>>10240070
I am currently touching myself to the thought of stuffing Tewi's cute little tush with my ugly scabby dick while she cries out in pain

>>10240070
adorable = cute = lewd

She's so cute you feel the urge to see her ass crack and break the illusion of purity.

>>10240153
No, she's so cute I want to pat her head, hug her and talk about cute things.

>>10240175
And force her to say really humilliating things while spreading her ass cheeks and taping it to send the tape to her beloved ones.

>>10237817
She's a rabbit, I'd breed her like one.

>>10237932
Why would tuberculosis be the ultimate form of love?

Rabbits shit little balls, you know?

>>10240250
You're sick!

>>10240273
It was a kiddy joke, calm down.

I want to wrap tewi in duct tape and use her as my own personal onahole, punishing her hairless pussy and squirting load and load into her tiny little tummy while her body goes numb as the constant pain is intermittently numbed by the rocking orgasms I give her as I ravage her clit.

When I would be done with her, she would probably be as limp as a ragdoll, unable to use her semen and blood coated legs to stand or walk.

>>10240370
I forgot to mention she would enjoy every second of it, being a slutty lewd bunny.

I also enjoy this kind of Tewi.

Tewi did Rokkenjima.

You what? You want to fucking RAPE her? Oh you've done it now. You picked the wrong time to post some stupid ass shit like that. Because right now I'M on /jp/. And I don't let stupid fucking fatass neckbeard autists like you make stupid "HEHEHE RAPE SO EDGY EPIC WIN FOR THE LEGION" comments about a pure fucking angel like Tewi without giving them a PIECE OF MY MIND.

If you were here standing in front of my right now I'd rip your fucking cargo shorts off and fuck your ass so goddam hard it would hurt to sit down for the REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE. Every fucking time you sat down, every time you took a shit, you'd be reminded of HOW I FUCKED YOU. I'd make wear a pig costume and chant out FUCK MY TIGHT ASS FOR THE LEGION EPIC WIN while I came in your fucking boypussy.

so basically fuck you.
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
and get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>10240867

I'm wearing cargo PANTS so fuck you.

>>10240895
Escargo Express.

Paula's ass. PK sex!

>>10240928

>>10240931
its not my fault shes such a lewd little bunny.

>>10240901
Am I the only one who likes the lack of characterization in Earthbound for the same reason that people like the lack of characterization in official Touhou games?

Also, am I the only one who thinks that Paula, Ness, and co. smell like CRAYON and all that shit? Just look at the art in-game. It reminds me of Charlie Brown (they smell like crayon too).

>>10240928
source?????????

>>10240971
Usagi no Okusuriyasan

>>10240936
Why is she eating petroleum?

>>10240936
It's your fault for having a sense of emotion.

>>10240936
The chocolate stain above her nose looks like a mouth.

I like Tewi, though she probably wouldn't like me.
I wish people would stop sexualizing her.

I'd love to play video games with tewi-chan!

The first time I played through IN, I thought that tewi was that girl that went to luna and was driven insane by reisen, and it freaked me the hell out.

>>10240931

Sexualization is sweet... It's the ultimate form of flattery, and it means you're loved.

>>10244846

>though she probably wouldn't like me.

what makes you think that? she's likes people and tries really hard to keep them happy

I would go out on a date with her and when she passes out on the bed I'm going to <s>lightly touch her tail</s>.

Then I'll <s>pet her ears</s>.

Would you stop glorifying <s>rape</s> culture?

Can I impregnate Tewi

No. Don't want to damage or spoil the meat. Rabbit stew is delicious.

>>10245611

YOU <s>CUTE</s> BASTARD!

>>10245770

You wouldn't want to rabbits gestation is only 31 days can they can have up to 10 offspring a year Tewi would probably be closer to 20 due to her size I hope you like kids/rabbits because you'd be up to your ears in them, also don't think lewd things about tewi

>>10247245

Leave

>>10247258
Youkai are scary.

Please do not misuse the spoiler function.

>>10247293
But this is a plot twist.
>Only certain boards allow you to mask plot-spoiling content.