/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's tomorrow you doofus.

I thought it was yesterday.

>>10238192
>>10238202
No retard today it's the 20th and it ends between 21 and 22

>>10238219
How is it going to end? Nothing seems out of the ordinary so far. Is space magic going to be involved?

>>10238227
Probably.
http://www.terriblefate.com/

>>10238227
Tons of :D fairies shooting pink canned sausages of light, and red ufo's

Will a portal open?

At midnight it was 65F 18C and then by 3 am it was 34F 1C with snow.. wtf!?


Well.. for Northwest Arkansas this is actually normal for this time of year but it still never surprises me!

And you >>10238234
Shut the fuck up.

I regret I wasted my time posting in this thread instead of working on my tulpa ;__________;

>>10238243
Ugh. Touché. Gonna work on her right now.

This end of the world shit is silly.

Just because the Mayan's didn't create a endless calendar doesn't mean the world is going to end on the last day of it.

>>10238251
You're the silly one. In the Mayans' calendar, tomorrow marks the end of an era. Then, another one starts (Just like December 31st marks the end of the year). It's something like that. But someone only read half the story, jumped to conclusions, and here we are.

When I die I'm going to create my own little room with a computer that can communicate with other people who died.

>>10238260
That's assuming you'd get to choose your own shit.
>>10238259
Their calendar was a predictor of agricultural success, 'cause it was a tool they needed to plant on the right week and get any agricultural success. So a leap millenium really would be pretty scary in their world.

And, everybody else, they had invented the zero and column notation for numbers, which took us forever, so don't get too snobby. It's bogus but it's understandable.

>>10238189
no regrets.

I had no obligations in life. Playing video games and masturbating was all I did.

I'll be glad this illusion will be over soon.

>>10238231
Where's that redone/mixed Majora's Mask music from? It sounds really pretty.

>they had invented the zero and column notation for numbers
You're forgetting their accuracy in astronomy that rivals ours right now (I've heard that the change in the era may be there because we are going through the same point in the milky way). That's scarier than the end of the world if you ask me.

Nothing will happen, nothing. Just like always. I don't even have an apocalypse feel.

CERN will create a black hole tomorrow and the planet will disappear in it.

>>10238436
Is that what the Maya predicted?

I love Majora's Mask. It's probably my favorite N64 game.

goodnight /jp/

see you tomorrow

>>10238443
It was in the Dead Sea Scrolls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knLCbS02T1Y

never becoming famous
never making eye contact

i'll miss you all, guys
you were the best friends i ever had

/jp/ - Clock Town - Day 3

>>10238629
the only friends you've ever had, right?

I regret not fapping to more brother/sister incest.

>>10238639
that too

>>10238325
I think something will happen, but more related to stupid people and fanatic sects blowing up stuff and killing themselves rather than OMG THE HAPPENING.

I'll spend the day as usual. I'll try to go and say hi to my old man, just in case.

I HAVE NO REGRETS
THIS IS THE ONLY PATH

http://www.terriblefate.com/

Oh gawd, that distorted ocarina music that starts two minutes in.

Whoever did this is my hero.

>>10238695
There is a facebook link in the page. You can than them.

No regrets, I'll spend the day doing what I love.

>>10238726
What's that?

I just finished Fate/Stay Night after having it on hold for a year, yesterday. It's winter break, I've been doing the extra work in between semesters to find my house for next year and to get the money to pay that rent then. I have no regrets.

Actually I do, but in the odd case that world just ends, I'd be glad. Watch all the people that made me suffer, watch them burn.

I wish I could have lived in the woods a little bit longer.

I finally achieved my dream after years of procrastination and preparation and then it's taken away from me by the space Mayans.

>tfw you wake up dead.

Does this mean that Super Stellar Sudo, the Destroyer of Worlds is coming to earth?

How does one defeat Sudo anyways?

>>10238302
There's a bandcamp link in the upper right corner.

>>10238814
You have internet in those woods?

>>10238814
lost woods?

How is Rustle spending the apocalypse?

>>10238845
Tracing CP.

>>10238814
I envy you, I live in a rural area in my parents house, but I can't afford to live in a large house alone so I have to move to a flat and be close to other people.

>>10238845

S
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>>10238837

You can pick up wifi in most areas of the woods as long as you aren't too far out. Usually have to use a wifi booster depending on where you are.

What is supposed to cause the apocalypse anyway?

I wish all men except me are wiped out so I get to fug women everyday repopulating the earth

>>10238864
Hina is. Read the prophecy.

>>10238864
Mental retardation.

>>10238866
What about gays and trannys that have no interest in women?

>>10238866

I wish all humans except me suddenly disappeared. That would be fun.

I could drive around in a gigantic storage truck and loot all of the things I want from the cities and rich areas of the town before the sewer system eventually screws up and all of the heavy population areas smell like feces.

Then I could move out to a gigantic mansion near the beach with my several tons of gasoline containers, supplies, stolen solar panels, stolen electronics, etc, and setup a NEET mansion that is run off of gasoline generators and solar.

Ask a guy from the future anything.

>>10238887
Was Otome Function any good?

>>10238864
Yellowstone explodes

>>10238866
They would be the first to die

Unless they look as good as Bailey Jay then they can stay

>>10238885

Don't forget to free the animals in the animal shelters and pet stores. They will starve if left in their cages.

Wait, I am on the irrelevant side of the planet and we didn't die yet...

>>10238901
obviously its when south america reaches 21st since thats where the mayans lived

>>10238901

America is the center of earth. It's not the 21st (or the official start of any other day) until the sun rises and shines upon the White House.

I'm not going down without a fight.

I'd like to see the ancient risen Mayan warriors try to kill me. I'll unload on them the second that they step on my property.

Mayan magic doesn't stand a chance against AMERICAN STEEL flying towards them at 7000mph.

>>10238231
I hate the Zelda series so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>10238901
>>10238907
>>10238908
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_solstice

Got my guns, got my chicken nuggets. I'm ready.

>>10238892
Sorry I'm not a lewd Otaku.

FYI anyone that wants to know, the 'end of the world' was basically some jerk breaking Cirno's heart, and she was so upset that she froze all of Gensokyo and it broke through the human border and froze the entire Northern hemisphere. Billions died, very tragic.

>>10238941
End yourself

Explain this one, doubters.

TruthSEEKERS: 1
Doubters: 0

And it was on /x/ of all boards.

>>10238947
Careful with the words you throw around. You might accidentally bully someone.

>>10238949
THIS IS PROOF, PEOPLE!

BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR

>>10238949
MIND=BLOWN

>>10238885
>yfw you turn 80 and have not only finished your backlog but have seen every anime known to man, read every manga and visual novel, and played every game.

You'd have no one to teach the secrets of your wizardry to. How sad. Then again, sad is kind of a pointless emotion in a place like that.

Not defeating Yukarin.

>>10238980
He wouldn't live to 80. His body will get a chock once the food that makes up his regular diet runs out and he starts living off the land. This chock might not kill him right away, but the immense physical and mental strain of living in such a world would result in a very premature death.

>>10239003

>His body will get a chock once the food that makes up his regular diet runs out and he starts living off the land.

What's a chock?

I've switched my diet completely before without any ill effects. Cooked meat that you hunt for tastes different compared to store bought meat, but it's not like you're swallowing raw meat that's soaked in blood.

>>10239067

>6sand7s [no script].png
>67

>>10238949
>>10238966
>>10238970

KoG did it first, on /v/, a MUCH faster board.

>>10239071
Do you keep track of all 4chan boards to see which one is getting close to a cool post number?

>>10239067
Kind of redundant to put the "/v/" on there

>>10239111
It's a fan of KoG, what do you expect.

>>10239111

>>10239067
KoG does that dumb shit all the time and deletes it in less than a second if he gets it wrong to make himself look good

>>10238885
Won't something catastrophic happen to the nuclear reactors if there is no one left to handle them?

>>10239200

Fun Fact: For every time I've succeeded, I've failed π amount of times.

It's not about your failures in life, but what you have accomplished that matters.

>>10238189
i have no regrets.

>>10238922
>7000mph.
Where can I buy an autistic railgun like that? My .338 LM a shit compared to that.

>>10239220
KoG, are you proud of yourself? (asking on behalf of Yama)

Furthermore, is one of your names "John"?

>>10238227
Mahou Shoujo of The End Apocalypse

>>10240115
Save us meguca!

It's already 21 in Japan

My only regret is that I never finished Star Ocean 3.

>>10240110
Take this, Sudo!

>>10240212
inb4 Mayans were on THIS side of the world where it's still the 20th. One more day won't make a difference though. Nibishit and other crackpot cosmic death entities won't appear.

>>10240212
The Mayans didn't live in Japan, nerdtown.

>>10240245
Or did they? How do you know, anon?

They simply disappeared without leaving a trace.

>>10240272
>They simply disappeared without leaving a trace.
I have a doctorate in Mayan History and this information isn't accurate

>>10240298
I have a doctorate in Gensokyoan history and what >>10240272 said is actually quite accurate.

The "Mayans" were actually an ancient Japanese tribe who disappeared from our world and now inhabit the world of Gensokyo where magic and youkai still run free.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

Nothing's going to happen, nerds. Sadly.

>>10240298
Well I'm 10% percent Mayan so I should know more than you.

Tomorrow is the first day of winter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY_Gc1bF8ds

NASA is so sure the world will end tomorrow that they already released the video who were supposed to be released after tomorrow just because they didn't wanted to waste their time making a video that nobody would be able to see.

Mayans went to 2hu land and will appear in game soon!

mfw it's the 21st here

>>10240349
5/10, made me laugh.

>>10240551
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN