/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Don't worry, that's just a sign that you're still human.

Also, months? Don't you mean year?

so ronery ;_;

>> I want to be kissed by someone who has feelings for me.

Stop setting easy goals for yourself.

No wonder you're bored with everything, Anon.

>>1023244
Kiss your mom lol

Just find yourself a butterface, they're usually down for some freaky shit. Unless you are absolutely hideous, morbidly obese and short, in which case there is no hope for you.

The only thing that makes me lonely like that on the regular basis (aside from being wrapped up in my own thoughts) is seeing a dude out with some hot chick.

I dunno, I've had it within my grasp before, but I'm just too damn shy. I always feel like I'm not going to be good enough. You can't win if you don't even play the fucking game, dumbass.

I only get jealous of all the interesting events. Like getting to meet ancient heroes or elder gods or vampires, getting to command armies and slay monsters, the good shit.

I have no desire for any kind of relationship.

Are you tired of not getting any catgirls? Are you tired of fapping alone to episode 8 of minami-ke you downloaded off Tokyotosho? Well I have some great news for you!

CATGIRLS ARE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT.

If you hold the catnip to your dick for at least 5 seconds they WILL LICK IT.

Get your head out of your ass, close /jp/ for a sec, and go outside to a pet store or something. Find the cutest most moe looking catgirl in the store (she doesn't have to be the furriest) and make a show of striking up a conversation with her under the pretense that she is a human being. Whatever she says, roll with it, no matter how stupid. Just listen and make knowing nods and brief consolatory comments. She will be jawing about some stupid shit...but have strength.

If catnip is involved you should be able to fuck her tonight. Just persist. Remember, no matter if she's tied up, if she says "meow" it's not rape.

This works in almost any situation, not just the pet store one given above. You can fuck literally any catgirl because they are all weak as kittens. Just remember to only tell /jp/ about them. If you actually tell real people about them you'll seem too repulsive and PETA will come and this shit will never work.

Have fun.

You roneryfags can go wallow in your despair. Seems like that is all you enjoy doing.

I'll be over here with my waifu. And her sister (not pictured).

>>1023296
/thread

>>1023404
>>1023404
Agreed.

so has this been translated yet?

Don't fap for a week. Seriously, after a week your so damn delusional that the anime becomes a visceral, satisfying experience. Warning: too much will make you even more frustrated.

>>1023568

I went several weeks without fapping a while back (big ass boil on my penis; which is weird, because I'm a virgin), and I had nothing like that happen to me.

>>1023576
you have to want to.

/jp/ is ronery :(

>Never mind the sex, I want to be kissed by someone who has feelings for me.

>>1023244
I don't even want to be kissed, just hugged real tight.
But manga and such ended up selling me such a perfectly wrapped up image of romance that I rejected people who approached me for failing to comply with my absurd, uncalled for standars.

So basically, yeah. I'm oh so ronery and I want a hug ;_;

>>1023507
Mai waifu is superior.

>>1023707
You're luck you'll end up like me, hugged by a 6' 3' girl built like a brick.

>>1023707
Your luck you'll end up like me, hugged by a 6' 3' girl built like a brick.

>>1023299
I'm short and look like a girl. Women don't seem to go for that. ;_;

>>1023751
Become ripped, come lumberjacking with me in Canada.

>>1023707
who is the real absurd one anon? is it you, or is it society? ;_;

English?

>>1023754

>>1023754
You're so funny anon.

>>1023706
Damn, Samus. Looking kinda ASIAN there.

>>1023754

Good one.

>>1023751
I'm actually quite good looking. At least, many women and some gay men tell me so. I've had many women come on to me, but I turn them down every time, because I will never find a woman whom I feel I can lay with. Such is the pain of being a pedophile. I am cursed to be offered relationships, women, sex, anything, but I will never be interested. I will die alone, a virgin.

>>1023756

Both.

>>1023755
I wish to lumberjack with you, Tatari.

I honestly believe that one day Anonymous will find true happiness.

>>1023760
She just squints when she smiles.

>>1023845
Has there been a new patch/update recently?

>>1023816

I'd say you're wildly optimistic, considering it's debatable whether or not such a "true happiness" even exists.

I'm perfectly content, at least, and I can live with that. Perhaps I can eventually achieve ataraxia.

I'm happy with the way things are right now. I don't need some woman in my life to make me happy.

listen niggers, you cant get rid of loneliness simply by being around people. its part of the human condition so you have to fight it from within yourselves. goddamn you retards just like to wallow in your own misery forever. whatever, enjoy it fags

Anon-kun, anon-kun! Baww posting stoppu! Ronery posting stoppu! In the end, we're all ronery. All humans just want to be embraced. So stop antagonizing, whether it be yourself or others. Such is the nature of human consciousness - to be consumed by it's own neurotic complications. As an Anon you're already more aware of this than most. So take your own wisdom to heart and just, take it easy! Take it easy, and learn to smile with others~ ;_;

You will never get rid of your loneliness. Even with a loving woman sleeping at your side, the pit of empty despair and loneliness will still be in your heart and you awaken in the middle of the night, staring at the ceiling and weep quietly so as not to wake her.

>>1023911
What is love?

>>1023913
baby don't hurt me?

>>1023913
Making sure to keep your sobbing quiet enough that you don't wake her up. That is true love.

>>1023902
>>1023905
>>1023911
The thread is now shit.

Thanks.

>>1023911
well if despair is always gonna be in my heart and I am unable to escape it. Instead of trying to escape, I should drag others down into despair with me so they can keep me company.

>>1023902

>listen niggers, you cant get rid of loneliness simply by being around people.

I was definitely happier before the two close friends that I kept by me after starting homeschool moved away to other states.

Being around people that you like definitely cures loneliness.

>>1023913
>>1023919
why do people always do that?

>>1023954
thats just an illusion. if you look deep down even when you are around people you are still alone because you are an INDIVIDUAL ENTITY. bitches dont know bout my human condition

No, silly Anons. There is no despair here, for you are the love! True love is family! True love is laughter! Even if we don't consciously realize it, true love is what unites all anons, through saging and meme spewing!

The respect for memes did not just circulate due to a need for entertainment. True love is seeing meaning, despite the meaningless of it all! True love is feeling a sense of belonging, despite being b& and told to gtfo! True love is having your void filled, by void! That, is true love!

>>1023936
I love you too, Anon. Take it easy!~~~

>>1023969
get the fuck out christfag

>>1023969

go be gay somewhere else

>>1023963
but visual novels say that when you love someone you won't feel lonely even when you're 1000s of miles away ;_;

i talk only to this pic. im so ronery .__.

>>1023963

Enough with the philosophical bullshit.

I know that I'm not lonely when I have people that I get along with around me.

If you don't feel the same way, then that's just because we're two different people. Like you said, we're individuals.

>>1023974
>>1023976
Your saging and raging, I embrace it all! Take it easy~~~ ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>1023983
yeah you fags hate hearing the truth eh? dont want to leave that little box of yours right? no its ok. keep making useless ronery threads. im sure thatll fix everything

>>1023969
>>1023984
>>1023988

Really, don't waste your time here.

Nobody gives a shit, and the trolling is really awful.

So just stop and spend your summer somewhere else.

>>1023988
Too close to home? Why not embrace your fellow Anon? Oh, wait, I see what you did there. Take it easy tsun-tsun anon~~ :3

>>1023996
Anon is tsun-tsun as ever~~ :3

Thread is reported.

This topic will attract nothing but shit in the summer.

>>1024014
>>1024002
>>1023988
>>1023984
>>1023969

Fuck off.

>>1024049
There is no need to be embarrassed, Anon-kun. But it is understandable. I am honestly not trying to troll. Just having a little fun. /jp/ is too srs as of late. And the other "troll" poster is not me, though I suppose me saying so won't affect anything, as I too see the correlation. Still, is trolling not just a way to express love for our fellow anon? In either case, Anon seems awfully touchy right now, so I suppose I'll try to open the dere-dere at another time. :3

>>1024089
>I am honestly not trying to troll
>Anon-kun

Sure.

>>1023244
Keep playing, the ending to aeka's path will cheer you up.

>>1023244
You're doomed to a life alone, without ever knowing someone's warmth.
You know it.

>>1024095
they become useless dropouts.

>>1024115
They have eachother. It's more than Anonymous will ever achieve in his life.

>>1024093
Yes, the posts are obviously (badly) set up to stir up shit. Though, that really isn't my sole aim, as opposed to trolling. You approach my posts in the wrong manner. But you are right. Despite my intent I'm just stirring up shit. Touchy anons are touchy, so I will desist and let the thread take its usual course. Take it easy~ :3

What's with the normalfaggotry ITT?
This ronery epenis bullshit has to stop. Or post it in /b/. I hear they love this shit. But you don't even want to change your situation, your just brag about how "ronery" and miserable and edgy you are. Laughable.
You're just emos in disguise.
So shut the fuck up already.

>>1024095

The before ending will make you RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1024243
This.

Also remember to report the ronery bullshit. moot agreed that it doesn't belong here, dont bother him about it.

>>1024243
What's with the normalfaggotry ITT?
This gar epenis bullshit has to stop. Or post it in /b/. I hear they love this shit. But you don't really want to change the situation, your just brag about how "mature" and gar and confident you are. Saddening.
You're just hypocrites in disguise.
So shut the fuck up already.

Seriously though, I can't tell if you're trolling. Ronery is the raw essence of most of /jp/'s posters. Yes, it's narcissistic faggotry, but Anon already fully realizes this. So there really is no point in being condescending, other than to feed your own narcissism. And to further the faggotry.

Unless, of course, you perceive ronery threads merely as aloof, childish, bawwing. But in which case, if you're the mature figure your post so claims to be, you would not be taking such an offensive stance.

tl;dr faggotry is everywhere, and this certainly doesn't just pertain to the creation of ronery threads. Or maybe I'm just an idiot getting trolled. ahurdur.

Seriously, we all just need to take it easy~

>>1023538
37% translated. They need someone to hack the code for script re-insertion

>>1023244

I can relate..

Hey everyone.

My life is really not worth living anymore.

I'm 24 and I work a degrading retail job, but I'm not a normal guy: I'm very gentle and sensitive (even though I daydream about my body being wrapped around the rough edges of a tough thuggish man), and all day and every day I feel nothing but stress and mental pain. The smallest things that people shrug off leave deep emotional scars and add another pound of stress onto my shoulders. This is something that nobody understands.

On top of that my life is empty, meaningless, and lonely. I'm so cold and hollow on the outside that I can't even attract guys at gay bars (I've tried), so I can't fuck away the pain.

Is there any alternative to suicide?

>>1024599
what the hell

>>1024599
Don't worry, the world is coming to its end, so it won't be necessary.

>>1024599
Turn that hollow into prideful and you'll be attractive.

>>1023507
>>1023706
>>1023845
sauce?

>>1024599
Nice copypasta.

>>1024651
4-ch.net eh?
That's where this shit belongs to. They have personal issues boards for a reason. Use them.