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1023361 No.1023361 [Reply] [Original]

Sumo wrestlers are assholes. Sometimes I wish Perry never held Japan hostage to force them to open their ports.

>> No.1023369

I don't want to force open his ports.

>> No.1023384

>I'd let him force open my ports, if you know what I mean

>> No.1023406

I don't want him to send out his merchants on my traders.

>> No.1023397

America should have raped and pillaged Japan while they had the chance.

>> No.1023410

Sumo wrestlers kidnap geishas.

>> No.1023411

I don't want him to have sex with me.

>> No.1023419

I think they're pretty cool guys.

>> No.1023437

I think sumo is a pretty cool guy, eh eats too much and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.1023445

I'd like to see him go up against her in a match

>> No.1023458

I like sumo.

>> No.1023463
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1023463

Obligatory

>> No.1023474

>>1023463
holy shit

>> No.1023493

>>1023463
is it me, or are they using 22a way too fucking much god damn i hate that stomp sometimes it comes out right when you're in the middle of punching and throwing shit out and you're like FUCK STOMP NO and they take advantage like all SUGOI SUGOI and you're like FUCK YOU LOLI BITCH STOP STOMPING ALREADY

>> No.1023511

http://check-it.org/14/flash/sumo/04asa_chiyo.html

>> No.1023517

>>1023463
/r/ all of these

>> No.1023524

>>1023517
Sadly, this is the only one I saved. There are 3 of them IIRC.

>> No.1023527

>>1023493
I know exactly what you mean

>> No.1023549

haha, they don't live a full human life span for a pseudo-sport.

>> No.1023551

I just realised. E Honda's a sumo wrestler, right? Why does he know how to beat the shit out of people? I thought sumo wrestling was all about the lifting.

>> No.1023555

>>1023551
when was the last time you saw someone pick e.honda purposefully?

me? 1991.

>> No.1023564

>>1023555
Me, 1994.

My family was poor, so I got SF2 years later.

>> No.1023570

>>1023564
that's understandable, fighting streets were expensive back then.

>> No.1023584

I used honda because his bitch slap was a force to be reckoned with

>> No.1023586
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>>1023584
now i kind of want to make one for honda.

>> No.1023595

>>1023584
SF2 Turbo was when he could actually move when doing it. Trap Slap was fucking awesome!

>> No.1023647

>>1023555

I couldn't fucking deal with Honda. I mean, I'm bad in general, but my friends are pretty much the only people in the world I can beat all the time... until they pick Honda. Then I'm getting bitched around by constant flying headbutts and oh god why can't I deal with it what the fuck is wrong with me

>> No.1023656

>>1023647
Fireball more, scrub!

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