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Lol. Is this the only canon heterosexual relationship in Touhou?

>>1023121

It's not canon.

>>1023121
Oh dear.

>>1023121
>canon

lol no

>>1023121
Yukari still fucks order things...
But yeah ass far as it goes its the only one that gets a lot of doujins.

There is not canon relationship do not even gay ones.

Proof that it is canon.

>>1023144

>>1023138
>But yeah ass far as it goes its the only one that gets a lot of doujins.
>ass
I see what you did there.

>>1023138
>Yukari still fucks order things
>fucks order things
>order things
>order
>Reimu keeps the order in Gensokyo

It all makes sense now...

Maybe it's a cannon (with two n's) relationship. Who knows, she might have given him some outdated military equipment along with his bong and his heater?

>>1023153

>>1023175
If I was him I'd be really happy ;_;

>>1023177
If I were him I'd hit the ground running and never look back, but whatever.

>>1023180

But she can find you with her gaps.

>>1023180

Yes... that'll work out.

>>1023186
Which only makes it worse, yeah. I personally don't like a woman to play Big Brother and meddle in my life.

Poor Mannosuke.

>>1023162
She does personally help him out that much is canon.

>>1023175
Not the first time he gets in an extremely awkward situation do to her...

>>1023235
You'd think she could gap the door shut or something.

>>1023243

Or make it so that anyone who walked through the door was gapped inside her vagina.

>>1023251
I think that would only make it more awkward, not less.

>>1023251Or make it so that anyone who walked through the door was gapped inside Reimu's vagina.

Fixt

>>1023336
I doubt Reimu's vagina would fit any of Kourindou's visitors. Her "special service" seems to cater to the armpit crowd.

>>1023213
MOAR

>>1023175
What's the source on that "I'm pregnant" one? Also, sauce for the genderbend one please.

>>1023394
http://voile.gensokyo.org/res/7585.html
"I'm pregnant" is just an edit.

The other one is Siesta!, I _think_ this is the link: http://rapidshare.com/files/117090311/siesta.zip.html

this is the weirdest underwater ray romano fanart ive ever seen

>>1023169
Dragon's got the "Proceed." face going on

>>1023162
Yukari stole his iPod and his Gameboy.

Greetings /jp/,

My name is Yukari and I laugh at every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Touhou pictures. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten laid? I mean, I guess it's fun depicting me and my friends as dickgirl lesbians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Pixiv.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am pretty much perfect. I just had sex with my nine-tailed shikigami, and my 2 tailed catgirl servant. But what have you been doing, other than "jack off to fanarts of naked Gensokyo people"? I also have straight relationships, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just Sexy Beam'd me; shit was SO cash). You are all ronery virgins who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my stud.

>>1023763
YUKARI! MARRY ME!

>and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just Sexy Beam'd me; shit was SO cash).

Uh....what?

Hi Yukari.
Nice that you stopped by.

>>1023815
[Manly Sign] Nipple Spark

>>1023235
Has this been translated?

If people stop believing in touhous, then those touhous will lose their powers and will eventually cease to exist.

>>1023763
Yukari, as your father, I don't appreciate that kind of language. I didn't raise you to have the mouth of a gutter whore.

>>1023175
"...and Reimu's the father!"

>>1023336
That doesn't make sense. Surely only Aya's vagina is spacious enough to fit someone inside.

>>1023967
No, Aya uses secret Tengu techniques to ensure her vagina is always tight, as a special service to her customers.

In before Aya complaining about discussion of her vagina.

Aya just repairs her vagina and hymen after sex like a good youkai whore.