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10229931 No.10229931 [Reply] [Original]

If a Touhou kills themselves, do they end up in our world?

>> No.10229941

There's a canonical answer to this and you should feel ashamed for not knowing it.

>> No.10229954

>>10229941

What kind of autism do you have?

Are you really trying to seriously rationalize a blatant five-second joke thread?

>> No.10229951

Why is alice so greasy?

>> No.10229955

Alice's vagina is right behind her leg...

It's said that the monster most frightening is the one imagined.

>> No.10229956

>>10229954
Joke's on you for replying.

>> No.10229958

>>10229956

Did you play a ruse on me? Fuck!!!

>> No.10229961

>>10229931
You know if you kill yourself you don't actually go to gensokyo right? To go to gensokyo you have to be someone who works hard and does something amazing in the real world, an answer /jp/ would hate.

>> No.10229966

>>10229961

Nope. Gensokyo is the reward for truNEET status.

If you've worked a day of your life, you're disqualified. True hedonism is your ticket to a hedonistic world.

>> No.10229975

>>10229955
>Alice's vagina is right behind her leg...
It'd be weird if it was somewhere else.

>> No.10229983

>>10229981

Gensokyo is what I make it, nerd. Get fucked.

>> No.10229981
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>>10229966
Check out this secondary! He hasn't even read ZUN's work!

>> No.10229994
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>>10229983

>> No.10229995

>>10229983
Ｂｕｒａｋｕ　Ｔｅｉ　ｐｌｓ　ｇｏ。

>> No.10230002
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>>10229983

>> No.10230052

As far as I recall, if you actually kill yourself you won't really end up in Gensokyo. Well, as anything but a ghost at least.

You can end up there while suicidal, but still alive, though - of course then you'd have to avoid the youkai waiting for their rare meal, end up NOT killing yourself but don't turn back.

So it's kinda complicated.

At least once you're in the human village you're pretty much set.

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>>10230052

If I was a ghost, I could learn to interact with the physical dimension like Sam Wheat-kun.

Is there a sassy black Touhou who could be my spirit interpreter?

>> No.10230231

>>10230002
Fuck off nigger Tewi! No one cares about you

>> No.10230239

>>10230231
Your hate only makes her stronger.

>> No.10230355
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10230355

>black tei

>> No.10230836
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>>10230355
No this is black tewi

>> No.10230849

>>10230836
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!!!!

>> No.10230853

>Alice
>Not pantyhose
What is this heresy.

>> No.10230864

>>10229951
She's a turbonerd-bookworm, isn't that obvious?

>> No.10230868

>>10230853
Are you wearing a pair of pantyhoses right now?
You better be, otherwise guess who is a big hypocrite?

>> No.10231151

Yes.

>> No.10231182

>>10231151
Were you replying to this guy >>10230868 ?

>> No.10231221

>>10231182
I was replying to OP.

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