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Let's play some chess /jp/!

http://en.lichess.org/

>> No.10216244

>>10216236
>Your browser cannot run Lichess!
>Sorry, but your browser does not support WebSockets.
>We recommend using the latest version of Firefox, Chrome, Safari or Opera.

WUT DE FAK?

>> No.10216247

http://lichess.org/d939qtzy

>> No.10216252

I am terrible at chess.

>> No.10216264

Every time someone posts this link, I try to watch a game and it is aborted after one move. Why so pussy, Anonymous?

>> No.10216277

>tfw corned, but don't feel wholly out and you run out of time losing
he earned it, but i wanted to play more.

>> No.10216284

>>10216236
GG

>> No.10216286

>>10216284
shit forgot to take my name off.

>> No.10216290

But I'm bad at chess

>> No.10216303

>>10216264
I guess black realizes that after 1. e4, there is no way they will be able to equalize.

>> No.10216304

>>10216303
>1 e4
why not c4, it works better, especially if your opponent isn't experienced enough

>> No.10216306

>>10216304
d4*

>> No.10216310
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10216310

no one's on tenhou so sure

http://lichess.org/w7oywz12

>> No.10216321

>>10216310
So painful to watch.

>> No.10216322

http://lichess.org/1e2ikaff

then play

>> No.10216324

>>10216322
I'll fap if white wins.

>> No.10216326

>>10216324
That's not gonna happen, I'm afraid.

>> No.10216332

Like I said

http://lichess.org/3ehl59jr

>> No.10216336

>>10216310
GG

>>10216332
My god that opening.

>> No.10216344

>>10216332
black is a fucking nuib

>> No.10216346

>>10216332
GG
I'm a bad

>> No.10216353

>>10216346
gg
Sweet, isn't it? I'll let others play, for now.

>> No.10216370

Well

http://lichess.org/16ectfnx

>> No.10216381

Let's play a calm game this time. I won't attack before 10th moves, unless you attack first.

http://lichess.org/rsjl3oqh

>> No.10216383

>>10216381
10min NR ok?

I'll just triple expowhile teching to BLs

>> No.10216392

There is a major trouble at the site, so it seems.

>> No.10216410

>>10216381
Are you guys trying to lose?

>> No.10216417

I got a timeout for a second or two, maybe that was the cause. Hopefully this one will be normal.

http://lichess.org/j4wect8c

>> No.10216422

>>10216417
I liked co-op though.

>> No.10216448

I liked that.

http://lichess.org/6vcslnyr

>> No.10216451

>>10216417
Thanks for the game

>> No.10216463

>>10216448
>http://lichess.org/6vcslnyr
It's like I'm really watching cirno play chess with herself.

>> No.10216472

Come on, I want to watch others play. Someone creates a game.

>> No.10216473

>>10216463
>Cirno play ... with herself
Heh. Heh. Heh.

>> No.10216475

>>10216473
Geez /jp/ you're so immature.

>> No.10216474

>>10216472
http://en.lichess.org/new/6gptm1jt4x8n
Here you are. 960

>> No.10216492

>>10216474
Wrong link. I've played like 5 games and watched none.

>> No.10216494

>>10216492
I've sat in on 2. I want to be black's friend next.

>> No.10216496

>>10216474 here
That didn't work out so hot.

>> No.10216499

>>10216494
Oh, you.

I guess I'll create another one.

http://lichess.org/n1h7cjsg

>> No.10216500

Let's go: http://en.lichess.org/f202fptka2vp

>> No.10216515

>>10216500
I fail so much at creating games. ;_;

>> No.10216517

>>10216515
At least I got to be on the black side once, even if there wasn't a white

>> No.10216525

>>10216499

http://en.lichess.org/n1h7cjsgms5q

is what I'm getting for when I'm first person spectating.

>> No.10216532

http://lichess.org/bb5u4qae

H-here I go!

>> No.10216544

http://lichess.org/ym8khzva

I don't know if I put the right settings in

>> No.10216545
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>>10216532
nice spectator chat fags.

>> No.10216569 [DELETED] 

http://lichess.org/srh36egu

>> No.10216608

>>10216569
Yiff in hell /v/. Go study some chess and then come back to play.

>> No.10216609

http://lichess.org/zrnizwsp

Mediocre Chess Player

>> No.10216610 [DELETED] 

>>10216569
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
PIECE OF SHIT BROKEN GAME I CLICKED WITH THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON AND IT COMPLETED THE MOVE

>> No.10216614 [DELETED] 

>>10216608
REMATCH NIGGER
I WANT A REMATCH

http://lichess.org/g1r2evbf

>> No.10216631

http://en.lichess.org/azx5w7p6yntn/await

>> No.10216639

http://lichess.org/7r23c6i3

one game

>> No.10216656

>>10216614
GG

>> No.10216654

http://lichess.org/rv1kx0cy

>> No.10216663 [DELETED] 

>>10216656
gg.....

>> No.10216666 [DELETED] 

http://lichess.org/es9876cb

2 minutes play.

>> No.10216668

>>10216663
you could've checkmated me around turn 10 if you had played Qd1

I started praying you wouldn't when it happened.

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>>10216668
pic related

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>>10216545

>> No.10216692 [DELETED] 

>>10216672
Kowaii kowaii

>> No.10216697

tanoshii

http://lichess.org/60t76juq

>> No.10216728
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>>10216697
Cool game

>> No.10216747

http://lichess.org/u4br7wgg

>> No.10216753

>>10216747
I suggest not to move knight to h3 for white, it'll ruin your pawn structure if bishop went ahead and took it.

>> No.10216764

http://lichess.org/vfmpc3wc
Please

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10216768

H-how did I do, /jp/? I haven't played chess in years.

>> No.10216797

http://lichess.org/nhzvf7bw

>> No.10216809 [DELETED] 

It's sad to say goodbye....

>> No.10216811

>>10216809
until next time brother.

>> No.10216812

>>10216797
Thanks, gg

>> No.10216816

http://lichess.org/dsrupznb

>> No.10216819 [DELETED] 

>>10216816
I hope I rustled your jimmies.

>> No.10216817

>>10216812
gg, guy.

>> No.10216822

>>10216819
I don't understand, I am going to beat you eventually so you lose LOSER

>> No.10216824 [DELETED] 

>>10216822
You won't beat me because I <s>won't play</s> Therefore I win.

>> No.10216825

>>10216824
Ah, the only winning move.

>> No.10216827

>>10216825

It's not winning because you dont actually win at anything.

>> No.10216828

>>10216824
NUh-UH, competitions rules state that I win, hence the clock DUMMY

>> No.10216836

http://lichess.org/kfx0fner
i'll let you win

>> No.10216847

>>10216836
Why? Why don't you use the fucking brain that you have? Both of you, it hurt my eyes.

>> No.10216851

>>10216847
I-I-I get nervous under time restraints and other people watching, your unkind comments have not helped my confidence.

>> No.10216856

>>10216851
Don't mind him anon, he's just being mean. You did well, and with some more practice you'll be even better! Getting used to spectators and the time controls is part of the challenge

>> No.10216861

http://lichess.org/t5m50l4h

>> No.10216862

>>10216851
Yes, I feel the need to apologize, you redeemed yourselves at the end. and as>>10216856
said all you need is practice practice practice, and studying a little basic theory and openings, just so you can get an advantage early on.

>> No.10216871 [DELETED] 

http://lichess.org/ifbe9fiu

I feel dumb every time I lose and I need to reedeem myself.

>> No.10216886

>>10216861
GGs

>> No.10216888

http://lichess.org/vc0ocy7w

>> No.10216912 [DELETED] 

No time limit.

http://lichess.org/ntz4kdgt

>> No.10216939
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10216939

>>10216862
I'm a beginner at chess also, and it has helped me to remember a Go quote, which goes something along the lines of: "How strong you are at Go gives a good indication as to how strong you are at Go."

Which a 9-dan, whose name escapes me, replied upon being asked if he thought there was any correlation between Go playing strength and intelligence. It's the same with chess: practice, practice, practice. You're not stupid if you lose. Another Go quote for those inclined: "Lose your first hundred games as quickly as possible".

>> No.10216944

>>10216888
Woah, white almost won.

>> No.10216963

http://lichess.org/y9ed3foz

>> No.10216975

http://lichess.org/eoa6nsni

>> No.10216984
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10216984

I'm shit at chess.
http://lichess.org/47tmhg1u

>> No.10217011

http://lichess.org/q98kg61r

>> No.10217023

http://lichess.org/t71gfbty

>> No.10217078

http://lichess.org/18lj7yej

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No time limit. If I lose I'm killing myself.

http://lichess.org/eook3mzu

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>>10217100

I must be the dumbest fucking person in /jp/.

How can I not even win one match?

>> No.10217194

>>10217188
http://en.lichess.org/80pqv4vo3t5k/await

>> No.10217198

>>10216912
Good game, I couldn't say so earlier due to SQL errors.

>> No.10217211

http://lichess.org/owlvmray
5 minutes/8 second move

>> No.10217214

5+2

http://lichess.org/k0sh1qog

>> No.10217228

5+2

http://lichess.org/44ghijqk

faito, dayo

>> No.10217249

Very nice.

5+2

http://lichess.org/gorluclg

>> No.10217258

http://lichess.org/indi9tdu

>> No.10217285

Not amused.

5+2.

http://lichess.org/rqlwgtic

>> No.10217290

>>10217214
>>10217228
>>10217249
>>10217285
7

>> No.10217299

why does it say i don't have websocket
anyone else with this problem?

>> No.10217314

>>10217211
good game white

>> No.10217313

>not playing GO
>2012
really?

>> No.10217327
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10217327

Oh, i didn't realize the time, suddenly lost. Welp. Was fun.

>> No.10217331

http://lichess.org/9y2xeftw

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http://lichess.org/kuguf6f0

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>>10217346

http://lichess.org/evvoloj1

I would have let you take that move back if you wanted.

>> No.10217357

http://lichess.org/b6y3xibq

>> No.10217454
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http://lichess.org/sn7eu291

Giant homosexual squid level.

>> No.10217460
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10217460

enjoy your imbalanced game

>> No.10217467

>>10217460

nice labeled axis there

>> No.10217469

>>10217460
That's the most misleading chart ever.

>> No.10217470

The report queue for this thread has been cleared over 7 times. What are you doing, neo-NSJ?

>> No.10217474

>>10217454
pls reconnect

>> No.10217476

>>10217460
p < 0.005

>> No.10217480

>>10217470
Why can't you just take it easy?

>> No.10217482 [DELETED] 

>>10217470

This isn't a new thing. Just ignore the thread, tons of people enjoy this.

>> No.10217484

>>10217470
The report queue only gets cleared when it's clear that only one or two people are reporting the thread.

>> No.10217494 [DELETED] 

>>10217470

How do you know the status of the report que or when it is or isn't cleared of a thread?

>> No.10217514

>>10217494
If you report it again and it doesn't say you've already reported it, then it's been cleared.

Some faggots have nothing better to do than report the same threads every half hour so they can make posts about how janitor a shit.

>> No.10217518

>>10217494
Try reporting it again. If you can report it, it has been cleared. Then it's just a matter of counting.

>> No.10217523 [DELETED] 

>>10217514
>>10217518

Oh, I guess I wouldn't have known that because I barely ever report anything, let alone report it twice.

>> No.10217532

I just won.

>> No.10217542
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>>10217532
Congratulations

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10217545

>>10217532
>>10217542

>> No.10217561

>>10217542
>>10217545
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBu2SDuOdI&feature=player_embedded

>> No.10217566

>>10217545
is that cirno?

>> No.10217588

>>10217566
No, it's Rei from evangelion.

>> No.10217857

>>10217588

I don't think he was being serious.

>> No.10217906

>>10217857
I don't think >>10217588 was being serious either.

>> No.10217911

>>10216236
I wish there were doujins of that girl in the black dress and the robot.

>> No.10217925

>>10217911
I could make one, but I wouldn't put any H in it.

>> No.10217962

>>10217925
You are a horrible person.

>> No.10217995

http://lichess.org/fcgrw4su

>> No.10218002

I haven't played chess in years.
Maybe I'll just spectate you guys.

>> No.10218009

>>10218002
The best way to stop not having played chess in years, is to play now.

>> No.10218012

>>10217995
First non-blitz game of the evening?

>> No.10218039

http://lichess.org/0v7gr58j

>> No.10218063

What are some good online multiplayer strategy games?

>> No.10218080

>>10218063
Starcraft Brood War.

>> No.10218081

>>10218063
Chess

>> No.10218083

>>10218063
I heard spider solitaire is pretty good.

>> No.10218097

http://lichess.org/tizfgwt7
5m/+8 white open

>> No.10218138

>>10217995
gg

>> No.10218146

http://lichess.org/xpkinncp
5m/+8 white open

>> No.10218160

>flip board doesn't let you sperg out and scatter the pieces

>> No.10218163

http://lichess.org/c4k2wchr

>> No.10218195
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10218195

>> No.10218367

>>10218195
Inaccurate picture. Vampires can't be out in the sun.

>> No.10218374

>>10218367
That's just me cosplaying

>> No.10218740

http://lichess.org/pojphu2c

Let's go.

>> No.10221691

http://lichess.org/5st46skb

>> No.10221720
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10221720

>>10218367

>> No.10221725

chess SUCKS. some nerd just beat me in like 2 minutes i don't even remember the fucking rules for this shit. i'm going to make a thread on /q/ chess is not otaku and it sucks

>> No.10221975

http://lichess.org/4s1kgos3
Please be gentle with me

>> No.10221985

please http://lichess.org/fk92tzwo

>> No.10222039

>>10221985
damn it

>> No.10222048

http://lichess.org/15ec0eto

>> No.10222053

>>10222039
I'm the guy that defeated you
<s>I am from /a/ btw</s>

>> No.10222055

>>10222048
why quit after one move ?

>> No.10222062

Do you prefer with or without time control ?

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10222068

http://lichess.org/yvvccc20

>> No.10222081

>>10222068
lichess a shit
I cant play

>> No.10222109

http://lichess.org/bgbwr4l6

>> No.10222142

>>10222055
He saw 30 moves ahead and predicted that he would lose.

>> No.10222145

I used to think I was good at chess because I beat everyone I knew, but they just sucked more than I did. So I tried reading about strategy and actually using real openings and having a goal other than capturing every single piece, but I still can't even beat single player chess games on the easiest difficulties...

>> No.10222145,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10222081

I suck at chess but I win there often by playing 1 minute games really fast, sometimes even playing randomly: the opponent lose time figuring out what the hell I'm doing, I finish with just the king and maybe another 2 pieces, dancing around them until he goes in time out while I'm laughing my ass off

>> No.10222145,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10216236

there are too many trolls on lichess

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